OMG! Hell Finally Froze Over

Shocking But True! Octuplet Mom Admit’s Mistake.

The Editor — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:08:01 +0000

Under intense pressure from Doctor Phil, Nadya Suleman admitted that having more children was a mistake. Dr. Phil: Do you acknowledge that that choice was wrong? Nadya: I Do. Embedded video from CNN Video

Bra Dryer

The Editor — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 05:53:08 +0000

Did you know that drooling and panting are not enough to wash and dry a bra? It’s true. We found out about a new technology being developed that will help women around the world with the drying of their fine washables. The name is not that catchy, The Bra Dryer..kinda obvious, but it is still [...]

Microsoft Songsmith Video

The Editor — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 06:02:42 +0000

This is an ad for a new product from Microsoft called Songsmith. Can Microsoft market anything lately? I thought this was a parody video at first. No..It’s not..it’s real.

Two years in jail for fantasy James Bond

The Editor — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:43:44 +0000

Apparently watching movies wasn’t enough for Britain’s Michael Newitt. He wanted to become a secret agent.

American Apparel Ranks as Top Online Advertiser

The Editor — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 04:10:15 +0000

We here at OMGHFFO are simply asstounded at this news: From The Comscore Website: American Apparel Ranks as Top Online Advertiser Among Apparel Retailers, According to comScore Ad Metrix from comScore comScore, Inc. (NASDAQ: SCOR), a leader in measuring the digital world, today released a study based on data from the comScore Ad Metrix service, revealing that American Apparel [...]

Japanese Penis Festival

The Editor — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 01:44:13 +0000

I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so! Annual Hōnen festival. Full photo gallery at metro.co.uk

Padre Pio Part Deaux

The Editor — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:33:12 +0000

Italy’s Padre Pio, A controversial priest who died in 1968 having claimed to see the future and displaying..THE STIGMATA was just exhumed by the Catholic Church. And… IT’S A MIRACLE! He’s in remarkably good shape. If you ignore all the OBVIOUS SIGNS OF DECAY, and PUT A SILICON MASK over his face, he’s quite [...]

Syria Takes Umbrage

The Editor — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:10:28 +0000

Syria’s government expressed outrage at the release of new photos of the non-existent nuclear facility that they were not building that was not destroyed by the Israelis. One anonymous source stated, “This is ridiculous! Why don’t the Jews trust us?!” The source went on to point out that they thought that since Iraq [...]

Man Screws Table!

The Editor — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:40:40 +0000

Metro.co.uk is reporting that a neighbor saw a man having sex with a picnic table on several occasions. The site reports, “Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour.” Mr. Price apparently screwed the table in broad daylight [...]

Meet The New Boss..Same As The Old Boss!

The Editor — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 01:11:03 +0000

Newly sworn in N.Y. Governor Paterson held a press conference today to get something out of the way, he has had multiple extra marital affairs with women during his marriage to his current wife Michelle. The editor guesses the one saving grace is that he had affairs instead of hiring prostitutes. Michelle looks a little [...]