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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/atom10full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236</id><updated>2009-10-13T16:26:20.542-07:00</updated><title type="text">On the Teleportaloo</title><subtitle type="html">One ignorable photo blog.</subtitle><link rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/posts/default" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/" /><link rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><link rel="next" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25" /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version="7.00" uri="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>255</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><link rel="self" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OnTheTeleportaloo" type="application/atom+xml" /><feedburner:browserFriendly></feedburner:browserFriendly><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" /><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-6314199308214970154</id><published>2009-09-13T17:16:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-13T17:16:14.165-07:00</updated><title type="text">Green Means Go!</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/3917004897/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3486/3917004897_53ca5e9ef5_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/3917004897/"&gt;Green Means Go!&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;It was fun getting VIP tickets on the first Green Line train.  (To get the tickets you just had to go to a store in downtown Portland and say the secret password - "Green Means Go!").&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, I imagined VIP meant champagne and nibbles.  Actually it meant we got a seat, which was really great as the train was very full indeed. Very full.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-6314199308214970154?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/6314199308214970154/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=6314199308214970154" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/6314199308214970154" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/6314199308214970154" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2009/09/green-means-go.html" title="Green Means Go!" /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-5997975145662312045</id><published>2009-08-09T17:25:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-09T17:25:22.711-07:00</updated><title type="text">Herne Bay Cat Flap</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/3805399335/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3473/3805399335_5c05060c08_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/3805399335/"&gt;Herne Bay Cat Flap&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;That is one hell of a high cat flap.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-5997975145662312045?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/5997975145662312045/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=5997975145662312045" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/5997975145662312045" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/5997975145662312045" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2009/08/herne-bay-cat-flap.html" title="Herne Bay Cat Flap" /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-8401723098213560848</id><published>2009-07-19T00:21:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-19T00:21:11.680-07:00</updated><title type="text">Behind every great man...</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/3729801782/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2623/3729801782_31c01c9944_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/3729801782/"&gt;Behind every great man...&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;... is a lawyer?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-8401723098213560848?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/8401723098213560848/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=8401723098213560848" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/8401723098213560848" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/8401723098213560848" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2009/07/behind-every-great-man.html" title="Behind every great man..." /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-8838369865178632421</id><published>2009-07-19T00:20:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-19T00:20:25.513-07:00</updated><title type="text">Try missing a few payments</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/3729797698/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2649/3729797698_2662e91622_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/3729797698/"&gt;Try missing a few payments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;It's been a long time since I posted.  Maybe it's the twittering and the facebooking....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-8838369865178632421?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/8838369865178632421/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=8838369865178632421" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/8838369865178632421" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/8838369865178632421" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2009/07/try-missing-few-payments.html" title="Try missing a few payments" /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-5157648943339624411</id><published>2009-02-07T17:31:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-07T17:31:06.536-08:00</updated><title type="text">30th sign on the B-H</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/3261207985/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3463/3261207985_f7e1db583f_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/3261207985/"&gt;Procrastinate now don't put it off&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is the 30th different sign I have photographed on the Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-5157648943339624411?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/5157648943339624411/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=5157648943339624411" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/5157648943339624411" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/5157648943339624411" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2009/02/30th-sign-on-b-h.html" title="30th sign on the B-H" /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-962716138015714441</id><published>2009-01-02T20:17:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-02T20:17:49.034-08:00</updated><title type="text">Who doesn't love a baby elephant?</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/3151608001/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3237/3151608001_644799f492_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/3151608001/"&gt;Samudra - Oregon Zoo's Baby Elephant&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;The zoo was really empty last week.  Lots of building work, but no rain. Samudra, the baby elephant was out playing with some Christmas Tree foliage.   So cute!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-962716138015714441?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/962716138015714441/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=962716138015714441" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/962716138015714441" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/962716138015714441" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2009/01/who-doesn-love-baby-elephant.html" title="Who doesn&amp;#39;t love a baby elephant?" /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-1186092582764479426</id><published>2008-12-14T10:41:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-14T10:41:45.256-08:00</updated><title type="text">Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, we need to brush the snow off thee</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/3108172308/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3169/3108172308_433b29dc2f_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/3108172308/"&gt;Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, we need to brush the snow off thee&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Our Christmas Tree has been delivered...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-1186092582764479426?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/1186092582764479426/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=1186092582764479426" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/1186092582764479426" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/1186092582764479426" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2008/12/oh-christmas-tree-oh-christmas-tree-we.html" title="Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, we need to brush the snow off thee" /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-5949493145695372043</id><published>2008-11-16T16:57:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-16T16:57:00.438-08:00</updated><title type="text">One year ago today...</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2082454017/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2317/2082454017_1e8956141e_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2082454017/"&gt;Lover's Cove Panorama&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;... we were on an Island on the great barrier reef, snorkeling from a coral beach, lazing around and relaxing.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I remember it well, as it was my 39th birthday and we were in Queensland, Australia, just hanging out.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-5949493145695372043?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/5949493145695372043/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=5949493145695372043" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/5949493145695372043" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/5949493145695372043" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2008/11/one-year-ago-today.html" title="One year ago today..." /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-2082185131196156621</id><published>2008-09-15T20:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-15T20:17:19.427-07:00</updated><title type="text">PDX Bus application &amp; a new blog</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MEWNuMWn0fo/SM8W0prA_FI/AAAAAAAAABM/QAfmpALcFG0/s320/appstore.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MEWNuMWn0fo/SM8W0prA_FI/AAAAAAAAABM/QAfmpALcFG0/s320/appstore.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

I've written an iPhone app!  It needed a support web page, so I gave it its &lt;a href="http://pdxbus.teleportaloo.org"&gt;own blog&lt;/a&gt;.  

Here's the blurb from the iPhone app store:

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PDX Bus is an application that displays arrival times for public transport in Portland, Oregon.
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This little application quickly accesses TriMet's tracking data displaying arrival times perfectly formatted for the iPhone.  It allows you to bookmark frequently used stops, displays recently accessed stops, and gives details for arrivals which are en-route.
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It also works with Google maps, showing locations of stops, and when available, the last known position of the bus or train.
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Route and arrival data provided by permission of TriMet.
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-2082185131196156621?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/2082185131196156621/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=2082185131196156621" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/2082185131196156621" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/2082185131196156621" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2008/09/pdx-bus-application-new-blog.html" title="PDX Bus application &amp; a new blog" /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MEWNuMWn0fo/SM8W0prA_FI/AAAAAAAAABM/QAfmpALcFG0/s72-c/appstore.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-5674854083509164278</id><published>2008-09-11T22:26:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-11T22:26:36.251-07:00</updated><title type="text">Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jets.</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2845490265/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3244/2845490265_e0faf11370_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2845490265/"&gt;Eagles may soar...&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The sign is in Portland, Oregon.  (On the Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway, between Portland and Beaverton).  I have no affiliation - I just drive or  ride the bus past the sign most days. The sign is located &lt;a href="http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?country=US&amp;amp;addtohistory=&amp;amp;formtype=address&amp;amp;searchtype=address&amp;amp;cat=&amp;amp;address=5215 Sw Beaverton Hillsdale Hwy&amp;amp;city=Portland&amp;amp;state=OR&amp;amp;zipcode=97221-1914&amp;amp;searchtab=home"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; (via mapquest).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-5674854083509164278?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/5674854083509164278/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=5674854083509164278" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/5674854083509164278" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/5674854083509164278" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2008/09/eagles-may-soar-but-weasels-don-get.html" title="Eagles may soar but weasels don&amp;#39;t get sucked into jets." /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-1645742267627298182</id><published>2008-08-31T18:12:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-31T18:13:24.501-07:00</updated><title type="text">Oregon State Fair Pictures! Dogs, Piggies, Goats.</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2812894214/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3078/2812894214_04fa55e607_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2812894214/"&gt;Dog agility at the state fair&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Oregon State Fair was everything I expected it to be:  terrible food, fun animals and scarily maintained fairground rides!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I loved the dog agility trials.  I wonder what a Great Dane would make of all the jumps and stuff?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I created a &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/sets/72157607029489078/"&gt;Flickr set&lt;/a&gt; of my favorite pictures.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-1645742267627298182?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/1645742267627298182/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=1645742267627298182" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/1645742267627298182" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/1645742267627298182" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2008/08/oregon-state-fair-pictures-dogs-piggies.html" title="Oregon State Fair Pictures! Dogs, Piggies, Goats." /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-7789243499606990993</id><published>2008-08-10T15:54:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-10T15:54:35.758-07:00</updated><title type="text">Portland sign has letters stolen! Bettr Return 'Em</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2751454146/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3107/2751454146_d11128d85d_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2751454146/"&gt;Stolen Letters!  Bettr Return 'Em&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Someone stole some letters from the Courtesy Autocare Sign.  Please bring them back. We like the sign!  I like the BETTR Internet contraction.  Maybe they didn't have enough Es left?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The sign is in Portland, Oregon. (On the Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway,&lt;br /&gt;between Portland and Beaverton). I have no affiliation - I just drive&lt;br /&gt;or ride the bus past the sign most days. The sign is located &lt;a href="http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?country=US&amp;amp;addtohistory=&amp;amp;formtype=address&amp;amp;searchtype=address&amp;amp;cat=&amp;amp;address=5215 Sw Beaverton Hillsdale Hwy&amp;amp;city=Portland&amp;amp;state=OR&amp;amp;zipcode=97221-1914&amp;amp;searchtab=home"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; (via mapquest).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is a cool link to &lt;a href="http://www.flashearth.com/?lat=45.487192&amp;amp;lon=-122.731037&amp;amp;z=18.8&amp;amp;r=0&amp;amp;src=2"&gt;Flash Earth&lt;/a&gt; which gives a satellite image of the sign!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-7789243499606990993?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/7789243499606990993/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=7789243499606990993" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/7789243499606990993" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/7789243499606990993" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2008/08/portland-sign-has-letters-stolen-bettr.html" title="Portland sign has letters stolen! Bettr Return &amp;#39;Em" /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-3780134680909725852</id><published>2008-07-26T23:48:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-26T23:48:52.341-07:00</updated><title type="text">Two rays of sunshine attract a cat each</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2705277621/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3185/2705277621_37701c6ac9_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2705277621/"&gt;Two rays of sunshine attract a cat each&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;What can I say?  They likes a ray of sunshine.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-3780134680909725852?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/3780134680909725852/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=3780134680909725852" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/3780134680909725852" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/3780134680909725852" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2008/07/two-rays-of-sunshine-attract-cat-each.html" title="Two rays of sunshine attract a cat each" /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-3720769575952828532</id><published>2008-07-19T20:09:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-19T20:09:01.412-07:00</updated><title type="text">Sign offering a free ride in a police car...</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2684355812/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3170/2684355812_37f31eab60_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2684355812/"&gt;Free Ride in a Police Car&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;... but only if you shoplift.  Pity the store was shut as this seems like a great offer!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-3720769575952828532?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/3720769575952828532/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=3720769575952828532" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/3720769575952828532" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/3720769575952828532" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2008/07/sign-offering-free-ride-in-police-car.html" title="Sign offering a free ride in a police car..." /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-2764605092983008233</id><published>2008-07-14T19:48:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-14T19:51:39.139-07:00</updated><title type="text">Sped up video of 4 mile long bridge</title><content type="html">&lt;div style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;"&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="260" height="195" data="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=55430" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"&gt; &lt;param name="flashvars" value="intl_lang=en-us&amp;amp;photo_secret=d9f35f038a&amp;amp;photo_id=2667176378&amp;amp;show_info_box=true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt; &lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=55430"&gt;&lt;/param&gt; &lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#000000"&gt;&lt;/param&gt; &lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=55430" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="intl_lang=en-us&amp;amp;photo_secret=d9f35f038a&amp;amp;photo_id=2667176378&amp;amp;flickr_show_info_box=true" height="195" width="260"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2667176378/"&gt;Astoria-Megler Bridge&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Another speeded up video. This one is of driving along the &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astoria_bridge"&gt;Astoria Bridge&lt;/a&gt;.  It really does look 4 miles long when you get to the top and look down!&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-2764605092983008233?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/2764605092983008233/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=2764605092983008233" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/2764605092983008233" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/2764605092983008233" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2008/07/sped-up-video-of-4-mile-long-bridge.html" title="Sped up video of 4 mile long bridge" /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-5082923496628799685</id><published>2008-07-13T20:44:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-13T20:44:16.961-07:00</updated><title type="text">Dismal Nitch Sign</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2665962323/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3009/2665962323_1789e93a10_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2665962323/"&gt;Dismal Nitch&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;This place is actually quite nice - shady with good views of the Astoria bridge.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Funny name.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Part of the &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_and_Clark_National_Park"&gt;Lewis and Clark National Park&lt;/a&gt;.  This site is in Washington.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-5082923496628799685?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/5082923496628799685/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=5082923496628799685" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/5082923496628799685" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/5082923496628799685" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2008/07/dismal-nitch-sign.html" title="Dismal Nitch Sign" /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-6804912638038218062</id><published>2008-07-11T20:39:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-11T23:15:50.767-07:00</updated><title type="text">Today's Sad iPhone Story</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/802946816/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1084/802946816_0120144846_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/802946816/"&gt;Guard iPhone&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Today I left home at 6:30 and got in line at the Apple store for a 3G iPhone. I was there at 6:45, listening to my old phone and ready to wait (no coffee!).  I was excited; I don't usually do this sort of thing, I thought it would be fun to be part of the moment (especially as I had been there when Steve Jobs announced it).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At 7:54 they opened the doors and the first people went in. We watched and waited... and waited.. at 8:45 some of them came out, it was taking 45 minutes to activate the phones!  Wow.  At this point several people left the line, including some people in front of me.  The Apple staff were very friendly, told us what was happening and saying they hoped it would get better.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It got better.  By 9:30 I was in! The Apple employee who helped me had purple hair and sparkly purple boots, he seemed as happy as I was.  I picked my phone and additional stuff (Apple Care etc).  Then I tried to pay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The computer said no.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The computer said that I had a corporate discount so I needed to go to an AT&amp;T store to buy a phone.  Nooooo!  I used to have a corporate discount but it didn't apply to the iPhone so I wasn't using it.  So they gave me a phone to call AT&amp;T, who said they had taken off the discount.  Still no joy.  They called AT&amp;T.  They put them on to me.  It was not possible to activate at the Apple store period.  They put me on hold and called around.   The local AT&amp;T stores were already out of phones.  They had no process for me to buy a phone at the Apple store but activate it at the AT&amp;T store.  I was not allowed an iPhone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I left the Apple store and went to the AT&amp;T store.  I waited another 30 minutes to pre-order an iPhone which will take 10 days to arrive.  (I didn't want to wait again and AT&amp;T stores have so little stock).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe one day I will have a new iPhone... I'll think twice about waiting in line again.  I blame AT&amp;T.  Interestingly the Apple people did not blame anyone - the AT&amp;T people blamed Apple.  I blame AT&amp;T's crazy processes.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-6804912638038218062?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/6804912638038218062/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=6804912638038218062" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/6804912638038218062" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/6804912638038218062" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2008/07/today-sad-iphone-story.html" title="Today&amp;#39;s Sad iPhone Story" /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-7417945609982943035</id><published>2008-07-04T13:43:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-04T13:43:50.871-07:00</updated><title type="text">Little video of my first spore creature!</title><content type="html">&lt;div style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;"&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="260" height="195" data="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=55430" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"&gt; &lt;param name="flashvars" value="intl_lang=en-us&amp;amp;photo_secret=ef14c3c79f&amp;amp;photo_id=2637470820&amp;amp;show_info_box=true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt; &lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=55430"&gt;&lt;/param&gt; &lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#000000"&gt;&lt;/param&gt; &lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=55430" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="intl_lang=en-us&amp;amp;photo_secret=ef14c3c79f&amp;amp;photo_id=2637470820&amp;amp;flickr_show_info_box=true" height="195" width="260"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2637470820/"&gt;My first spore creature&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Isn't he sweet? &lt;a href="http://www.spore.com"&gt;www.spore.com&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-7417945609982943035?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/7417945609982943035/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=7417945609982943035" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/7417945609982943035" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/7417945609982943035" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2008/07/little-video-of-my-first-spore-creature.html" title="Little video of my first spore creature!" /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-5894899295059868549</id><published>2008-06-29T00:04:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-29T00:04:08.200-07:00</updated><title type="text">Yet another funny portland sign, "A word to the wise..."</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2620592318/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3260/2620592318_3d4fe90a4c_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2620592318/"&gt;A word to the wise...&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;A word to the wise is not necessary the stupid ones need it&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Latest sign on the Beaverton-Hillsdale highway. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The sign is in Portland, Oregon. (On the Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway,&lt;br /&gt;between Portland and Beaverton). I have no affiliation - I just drive&lt;br /&gt;or ride the bus past the sign most days. The sign is located &lt;a href="http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?country=US&amp;amp;addtohistory=&amp;amp;formtype=address&amp;amp;searchtype=address&amp;amp;cat=&amp;amp;address=5215 Sw Beaverton Hillsdale Hwy&amp;amp;city=Portland&amp;amp;state=OR&amp;amp;zipcode=97221-1914&amp;amp;searchtab=home"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; (via mapquest).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is a cool link to &lt;a href="http://www.flashearth.com/?lat=45.487192&amp;amp;lon=-122.731037&amp;amp;z=18.8&amp;amp;r=0&amp;amp;src=2"&gt;Flash Earth&lt;/a&gt; which gives a satellite image of the sign!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-5894899295059868549?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/5894899295059868549/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=5894899295059868549" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/5894899295059868549" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/5894899295059868549" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2008/06/yet-another-funny-portland-sign-word-to.html" title="Yet another funny portland sign, &amp;quot;A word to the wise...&amp;quot;" /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-3420527730063318146</id><published>2008-06-22T10:58:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-28T13:51:26.895-07:00</updated><title type="text">Charging station at Sacremento Airport</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2601408176/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3004/2601408176_bf0b9ac8c3.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2601408176/"&gt;Charging station at Sacremento Airport&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lots of different plugs and wires for the dedperate gadget lover!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-3420527730063318146?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/3420527730063318146/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=3420527730063318146" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/3420527730063318146" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/3420527730063318146" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2008/06/charging-station-at-sacremento-airport.html" title="Charging station at Sacremento Airport" /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-6157979664120387964</id><published>2008-06-20T22:38:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-20T22:40:47.636-07:00</updated><title type="text">Sea Lions look like Sea Dogs to me!</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2597218466/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3105/2597218466_7ba33bb269_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2597218466/"&gt;Sea World:  Another Sea Lion&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here is a picture of a Sea Lion I took at Sea World.  They look so much like dogs!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(A few other pics from Sea World &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/sets/72157605724578898/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;).&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2597214430/" title="Sea World Sea Lion by Major Clanger, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3175/2597214430_81d7b3bb6d_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="Sea World Sea Lion" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2597211022/" title="Seal World:  Harbor Seal Close-up by Major Clanger, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3076/2597211022_7b982ae89b_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="Seal World:  Harbor Seal Close-up" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-6157979664120387964?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/6157979664120387964/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=6157979664120387964" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/6157979664120387964" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/6157979664120387964" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2008/06/sea-lions-look-like-sea-dogs-to-me.html" title="Sea Lions look like Sea Dogs to me!" /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-281508325789844616</id><published>2008-06-20T07:50:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-28T13:52:24.700-07:00</updated><title type="text">Morning View in SD</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2595585114/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3207/2595585114_6d15961608_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2595585114/"&gt;Morning View in SD&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Not too shabby. But what is that strange tower exactly?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-281508325789844616?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/281508325789844616/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=281508325789844616" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/281508325789844616" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/281508325789844616" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2008/06/morning-view-in-sd.html" title="Morning View in SD" /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-6922297699072485069</id><published>2008-06-16T22:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-16T23:01:12.536-07:00</updated><title type="text">Pixs of Amazing Blown Glass, San Francisco</title><content type="html">In San Francisco I took some pictures of the totally amazing Chihuly glass exhibition. Here is a &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/sets/72157605654413446/show/"&gt; Flickr Slide Show&lt;/a&gt; of the best pictures.  The exhibition was awesome!


&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2586665892/" title="Ceiling by Major Clanger, on Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3130/2586665892_90870c800d.jpg" width="333" height="500" alt="Ceiling" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-6922297699072485069?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/6922297699072485069/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=6922297699072485069" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/6922297699072485069" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/6922297699072485069" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2008/06/pixs-of-amazing-blown-glass-san.html" title="Pixs of Amazing Blown Glass, San Francisco" /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-373957743724202702</id><published>2008-06-12T21:46:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-28T13:53:35.472-07:00</updated><title type="text">WWDC: Bare Naked Ladies, from behind!</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2574100197/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3192/2574100197_1aabfb72ef_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2574100197/"&gt;WWDC: Bare Naked Ladies, from behind!&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;San Francisco.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5120236-373957743724202702?l=blog.teleportaloo.org'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/feeds/373957743724202702/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5120236&amp;postID=373957743724202702" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/373957743724202702" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5120236/posts/default/373957743724202702" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.teleportaloo.org/2008/06/wwdc-bare-naked-ladies-from-behind.html" title="WWDC: Bare Naked Ladies, from behind!" /><author><name>Major Clanger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16590480317538074398</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11160887442809792696" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5120236.post-7038326847882112912</id><published>2008-06-11T15:15:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-28T13:54:51.834-07:00</updated><title type="text">My current iPhone wallpaper... Tonks!</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2571668836/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3157/2571668836_39cd2894a7.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/major_clanger/2571668836/"&gt;My current iPhone wallpaper... Tonks!&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/major_clanger/"&gt;Major Clanger&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tonks reaching out to grab the phone! 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