It’s a packed house of internet bullies today griping about a dumb internet thing, as Andrew, Dylan, Jim, William and Zach endure the desperate Kickassia, quintessential distillation of everything amateur and strange about Channel Awesome and the web video critic generation.

Sing a song of bad blood, a pocketful of Modern Love, with Andrew, Dylan, Jim William, a veritable four and twenty blackbirds, this summary makes little cohesive sense, but hopefully in a good way like Leos Carax’s Mauvais sang.

To be a feature length punk opera, or not to be a feature length punk opera, that is the question. Andrew, Erik, Matt and William dig deep into Titus Andronicus’ epic The Most Lamentable Tragedy on a very special episode.

Holy donuts! Killer robots on the loose? What is this, Hardware? No, it’s the only film to feature John Carpenter, Sam Raimi and Joe… Joe… Jack Dante? Well, keep your children away from garbage disposals and then listen to Josh force Andrew and William to brainstorm a bunch of great movies.

Well, William finally got what he wanted, so here we are talking about a film with spinning robot penises, sweaty, obese perverts, and Dylan McDermott. Truly a chilling vision of the future.

First time guest James joins Andrew and William to discuss Quadrophenia by The Who and all manner of other things under the sun.

Beth Lewis Auron of Rhymes With Nerdy talks with Andrew and William about karaoke parties, psychic orgies, and even the new Netflix series Sense8.

Check into the Overlook Hotel and enter Room 237, you’ll find it packed with people who’ve both thought too much and too little about Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining. Andrew, Matt and William poke fun at massive janitors, Minotaurs and moon landings, then dump on fan theories and even make some new ones up. We fully expect our taxes to be audited next year.

Phil Gonzales of the Deep In Bear Country podcast joins Andrew and William in a deep discussion of Disney’s Bambi, including aborted live-action productions, dropped goofy characters, ant genocides, gentle skunk Flower’s surprising career as a jarhead Marine, and readings from the disturbing original novel.

Oh my god episode is releasing, how can that be? Yes, we make a triumphant return with first-timers Zach and Phil to talk about Clerks: The Animated Series, Kevin Smith, more Kevin Smith, some Southland Tales, and play a pulse pounding game of Shorts, Jorts, or Borts?

Ahoy mateys! Hoist yer oars and prepare for a thrilling adventure at sea, as today’s captain William and his intrepid crew of Andrew and Dylan set out to harpoon the mythic Leviathan.

We wish Carlo a happy birthday and a fond temporary farewell as he, Andrew, Jio, Melanie and William recapture some of that oldschool energy and struggle to say a whole lot about Tom Tykwer’s Perfume: Story of a Murderer. Who skipped out on watching the thing this time? How much sketchy content did William have to edit out? Will Carlo tell us where in South America he’s going to and what authorities he’s trying to outrun? Listen and maybe find out!

Matt helps Andrew and William navigate the clusterfuck that is Spider-Man’s ’90s Clone Saga mega-event with The Life of Reilly, a blog charting the well-intentioned creation of the overarching saga to the narrative insanity that it quickly evolved into. Some audio issues unfortunately plague this episode, but it’s worth it I swear.

The internet’s own Super Buddies Andrew, Matt and William struggle through some audio issues and discuss Formerly Known as the Justice League. Andrew was later killed by Maxwell Lord, Matt died and was reanimated as a shambling, murderous Black Lantern, and William winked out of existence.

That sinister looking kid’s coming to kill me! Andrew, Josh and William compare and contrast the Alfred Hitchcock classic Rear Window with its contemporary successor Disturbia, while conveniently skipping over the Christopher Reeve remake. Bet you didn’t know about that one, huh?

What a day we have when friendly neighbors Andrew, Erik and Josh praise Tommy Wiseau’s The Neighbors, eviscerate the Billy Wilder classic The Apartment, brainstorm remakes, and throw down with some freestyle rapping. Shut up and deal. What a day.

On today’s episode, everyone’s out for themselves as Andrew, Carlo, Erik and William discuss Force Majeure. May the force be with you?

On today’s episode, Andrew, Carlo and William sit down to discuss The Purple Rose of Cairo and Midnight in Paris, two sides of the same Woody Allen coin.

Andrew, Dylan, Stella and William boldly go into the final frontiers of space drugs, space racism, and possible space BDSM in today’s selection of episodes from the groundbreaking original Star Trek.

On today’s episode, Andrew, Dylan and Stella discuss the BBC zombie drama In The Flesh, and Andrew berates William for not having watched the program despite already being aware of this and demanding he come on the show anyway.

What if, like, the old west was, like, in the future! Whoaaa! Andrew, Carlo, Dylan, Stella and William discuss Jake Paltrow’s Young Ones.

Two Spider-Men enter, one Spider-Man leaves! Yes, there are two Spider-Man 2s, one distinctly less amazing than the other, and which one that is will be determined with pinpoint accuracy on today’s packed episode featuring Andrew, James, Sammi and William.

Bonus episode, in which Andrew, Carlo and William recording in the same room for the first time ever spend roughly a minute discussing The Avalanches’ Since I Left You, and then Universal Studios for the following hour. Rough, sleepy voices await you!

Andrew and William go it duo-lo and spend an hour crammed into a tight, claustrophobic episode with Wolfgang Petersen’s classic Das Boot.

Help! I’m trapped inside the podcast! Andrew, Dylan and William talk about the pot addled Beatles vacation caught on film by Richard Lester, Help!.

On today’s great ep, Danny, Dylan and William discuss the questionably comedic sex farce Candy, and maybe things get a little trippy.

On today’s packed episode, Andrew, Danny, William and Zoé thoroughly deconstruct Trans4mers: Age of Extinction, an immense, unwieldy, epic saga of giant robot combat, government conspiracy and intergalactic bounty hunters, but mostly the particulars of federal statutory rape laws.

On this week’s thrilling episode, Andrew, Beth and Zoé discuss season 1 of Battlestar Hunger Games Teen Edition, aka The CW’s The 100.

Our amazing new logo is courtesy of Josh Hollis, a really cool dude.

On today’s bungled, all too fleeting episode, we salvage some conversation on Park Chan-Wook’s grim Lady Vengeance between Andrew, Dylan and William, and confront Carlo with some deeply personal questions.

Our long national nightmare draws to a close as Andrew, Carlo and William conclude a series of 2014 retrospectives as they count down their top tens in movies.

Andrew, Sammi and William count down their top tens in podcasts for 2014, what shows they’ve dropped, and not much more than that. We are a committed bunch and very on-topic.

Andrew, Dylan and Shannon count down their top fives in this week’s bombastic, explosive conclusion, and Andrew debuts a thrilling new game that he definitely put a lot of thought in to.

The second in a series of 2014 retrospective episodes, and the first in a series of the first one of those. Andrew, Dylan and Shannon discuss their picks for the top 10 TV series of the year. Tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion!

This week, the first in a series of 2014 in review episodes. Host Erik and guests Andrew, Caroline and Glen count down their top tens in music.

Andrew, Carlo and Dylan discuss season 2 of Strangers With Candy, William was absent but is writing this caption and doesn’t really know what else to say.

Dylan, host of A Talking ‘Cast!?! joins us this week to eat some nummy protein bars and discuss Bong Joon Ho’s Snowpiercer.

Today we infect your ears by discussing the 2008 horror film Pontypool. Kill is kiss!

This week, Andrew, Carlo and William discuss season 1 of the groundbreaking TV drama Twin Peaks.

This week: psychos, demons, aliens, mutants, Nazis, oh my! It’s American Horror Story: Asylum.

Top o’ the lake to ya! This week we discuss the Jane Campion helmed miniseries Top of the Lake.

This week we discuss Lars von Trier’s explicit sex epic Nymphomaniac.

From the Thin White Dudes behind the podcast Thin White Dudes Talking About Bowie comes On Your Mark, Get Set… Review!, a roundtable chat and review show with an added game show element. Each week our panelists will bring recommendations to the table and engage in a brutal gauntlet of games to determine next week’s subject. This week we talked about Destroyer’s Destroyer’s Rubies and Kaputt, and ate a lot of pizza.