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Marvel Select Nightcrawler Unboxed

2013-05-03T01:13:00.001-04:00

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2013-04-18T23:06:00.001-04:00

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The Walking Dead: Merle and Daryl Dixon TV Action Figure 2-Pack

2013-04-09T11:24:00.001-04:00

Fans of the The Walking Dead TV series from AMC rejoice because McFarlane Toys has announced their fourth series of action figures.The fourth series of action figures from The Walking Dead TV series will include Andrea, The Governor, Carl Grimes, Riot Gear Zombie, and Riot Gear Gas Mask Zombie. McFarlane Toys is also producing a special 2-pack as part of their fourth series. They have also announced that there will be a 2-pack of figures that come "highly requested". We absolutely wonder who will it will contain.

The Walking Dead: Merle and Daryl Dixon TV Action Figure 2-Pack

Comic Review - 9/19 Zeros, Heroes, and Zombies

2012-09-26T22:40:00.001-04:00

What's going on 1upers! Its another week of reviews and this week we got 2 DC zero issues, 2 paranormal indy books, and the Avengers. So without standing on ceremony, lets go!!!

The Avengers #30

The first book this week is another issue by Mr. Bendis aaaaand it was nothing special. The issue centers around Spider-Woman and Hawkeye and a lovers quarrel during a break-in to a government facility. The dialogue/banter between the two characters is but not much else. It's suppose to be taking place while the Avengers are fighting the X-Men , but it chronologically does't make sense.This is suppose to be during the big fight at Utopia and Hawkeye was suppose to be severely burned. How is this suppose to work? Did I miss something? The payoff feels like something good is coming down the line but it could have been a one page set up in a future story. Pass on this issue it serves no purpose and the art is by Walt Simonson, who is a legend in his rite, just wasn't done justice by the inker. I have seen some great work by him, but this really was not good.

Story - 1/5
Art - 2/5

The Walking Dead #102

Well this is my first time writing about the Walking Dead and by all means I am going to avoid spoilers so this going to be a shorter more vague review. This like others has Rick struggling with leading the group and what he has to do to protect them. There is a big event that is being set up in this issue and its the very beginning of this. There are events in the past that have lead them to do this. This is a very consistent story that is always a great page turner and very consistent art. Pick this issue up if you are already head long into the series, if you aren't reading this then pick up the Compendium Vol.1 and let you mind be blown. If you think you have seen The Walking Dead, you really haven't until you read it as well. Do your self a solid and start now!

Story - 4/5
Art - 3/5

Red Hood and The Outlaws #0

This was an issue that isn't on my normal pulls, so I picked it up on the recommendation. I have to say I wasn't impressed. The story is about Jason Todd's life and how he became the Red Hood. The way the story is told is the best part about it. It is paced well and make allusions to Jason's history while making necessary flash backs and flash forwards. The story itself doesn't make me care at all about Jason, yes he had a tough life but he isn't even grateful he was alive...TWICE! The twist and revelations made feel more like a gimmick in the second story. I feel like the second story was written first and they wanted a way to build up to make more dramatic. The art in the first story felt like it wasn't rendered/developed enough and the second story felt like it was too developed. There were too many lines in the work that just clutters faces and is too distracting to a reader. Read this book if you are into the craft of writing and content doesn't matter or if you like Jason Todd, other than that you aren't missing much.

Story - 2/5
Art - 2/5

Revival #3

PICK OF THE WEEK
This is was my favorite book of the week. This story about a small town in Wisconsin has got me hooked. Tim Seeley does a great job in arranging the story so it foreshadows the events to come. Since this is a new series its doing a good job of character development and good a slowly adding new characters. There is something great from a story aspect where the dead that comeback aren't completely brain dead and they live like regular people. There is a great scene with an eldery woman at a funeral home that really speaks to complications that arise from these not so dead zombies. Also the art in this book is beautifully illustrated by Mike Norton whose art doesn't dip one bit in all 3 issues. So do yourself a favor and pic this up! Start reading now! Go! why are you still reading this! Get to the Choppa!!!!

Story 4/5
Art - 4/5

Justice League #0

This should be called Shazam #0 because that's all there is here. It tells the story of how Billy Batson became Shazam, the new 52 way. Yes he is a 12 year old boy but he is not pure of heart but is given the power of Shazam for the potential to do good. WTF? I think it would be more shocking if they gave the kid an alternative history. I don't understand why they just won't veer far from their roots...well they did in the wrong way. The kids a puck that needs to be set straight, not given powers. He gets the powers and wrecks his neighbor's car. I would much rather see this kid have a troubled past and refuse to turn bad and do whats wrong, and when he gets the powers he has the power to face the people that have done him wrong. But that may be too obvious. Oh well. The art is good by Gary Frank, it makes the story play out very well and allows for the action to play out and the story to progress. Only read this if you care about Shazam.

Story - 2/5
Art - 3/5

Jury’s Out: Dredd 3D Film Review

2012-09-25T10:26:00.000-04:00

Jury’s Out: Dredd 3D Film Review

It’s been 17 years since Stallone’s Judge Dredd hit the screens – can Kurt Urban’s take on British comics’ finest export finally erase that ghost?

The answer to that question is pretty much ‘yes’! I won’t dwell too much on the ’95 movie: the dialogue, Rob Schneider, the spandex, that awful flying Law-Master bike, but after last night’s Dredd 3D viewing, I have laid the ghost to rest.

I didn’t go in to the cinema expecting to like this film. I didn’t like trailer: I hated the bikes (think Battlestar Galactica, circa 1980), the MC-1 cityscape which seems just so ‘ordinary’, and I really wasn’t sure about the very young Judge Anderson. And I didn’t think that given all the possible storylines for Dredd, a futuristic version of last year’s “The Raid” would be strong enough to carry the film.

To their credit though, the makers have taken their $45M budget (today’s money) and put it to better use the ’95 crew did with $70M back then. It’s not perfect, but they did the best with what they had, and they have set up a very credible movie franchise in doing so, re-introducing Dredd to the world.

Let’s start with Dredd. Karl Urban is basically doing Clint Eastwood doing Dirty Harry – which is exactly what I want. He is terse, uncompromising, and sarcastic when required, whilst totally dispensing with any of the flamboyance that Stallone had used. He’s brutal & ruthless, and even when ‘lenient’ he gives nothing away. And – he never removes his helmet!!! This is the Dredd we want. His uniform is not quite lifted from the comic as Stallone’s was, but it’s real-world and practical – when you think about it, a Dredd in spandex dripping with gold-chain would get the **** beaten out of him. The Law-Master bike is underwhelming, but wisely they don’t use it a lot, and they can improve it in the next films with a bigger budget. The Law-Giver is brilliant – straight out of the comic!

The one creditable thing that Stallone’s film captured perfectly, was Mega-City One: the crowded mile-high sky-scrapers piled on top of each other, flying cars, criss-cross motorways in the air the streets and vehicles – but in truth, that’s probably where the vast amount of the budget went. This Mega-City is clearly still in its infancy. There are huge sprawling blocks but they are sparsely situated. The vehicles look largely like today’s motorway traffic, and there are no robots. For this reason, I’m guessing they decided to confine the whole film (and the budget) to one block, and it works, as they do a very good job: it’s dank, gloomy, depressing and very claustrophobic. Again, I think moving forward, with a bigger budget, they could introduce construction robotics on a wide scale to MC-1, and then build the city up over a few short years, thus adhering to Dredd’s timeline & age.

One of the worst mistakes of the Stallone movie was trying to cram in so many strong characters into “pig’s breakfast” of a storyline. They had Rico, the Angel Gang, Block Wars, an ABC Warrior, The Long Walk etc all mixed up into a story about cloning. Dredd 3D by stark contrast takes a very simple storyline to introduce Dredd, Anderson and Mega-City One. A straight-forward drug-bust that turns into a block lock-down and an all out battleground between the two judges and the extremely violent gang members. And it is extremely violent… the first 5 minutes waste no time establishing how brutal this film is going to be – and that’s what Dredd’s world is: a meat grinder that churns people up and spits them out! In terms, of supporting the two characters, you have polar opposites in villain Ma-Ma, and rookie Judge Anderson.

The latter, I have to say, is brilliant. Olivia Thirlby is excellent as the young, border-line pass rookie who gets Dredd as her examiner for her final assessment, and the writers handle her mutant psi abilities very deftly so that it is not used as a ‘catch-all’ to get her out of every situation. It will be interesting to see her develop in the future films, and she was never a favourite for me in the comics (I was more of a Hershey fan – strangely helped by Diane Lane’s casting in ’95!).

Ma-Ma on the other hand, is pure evil. You don’t even recognised Lena Headey under all those scars, but just imagine her ruthless, calculating, conniving tactics from Game of Thrones, mixed together with a physical presence & ability to inflict pain and death. Ma-Ma commands an army of minions, but she is not afraid to lead the fray and get her hands bloody – human life means very little to her, and there is no room for sentiment in her domain.

All in all, despite all my reservations, Dredd 3D was a well executed re-introduction of Dredd and investing in the hope that there are more films. I look forward to seeing how they spend the extra budget money in the sequels, as Mega-City one evolves and its technology improves exponentially to add robots (and better Law-Master!). I just hope they follow on from this one, in that a simple, focussed, uncluttered story works – after all, some of Dredd’s best story were spread across only a few pages…

Comic reviews 9/5 - Invasion of the Issue Zeros - Now With Less Spoilers

2012-09-13T00:14:00.003-04:00

What is going on my fellow Comic Junkies! Welcome back to another round of comic reviews. This week we got 3 new issue 0s by DC. If you aren't familiar these are suppose to be the origins/jumping on points for the New 52 DC. Wasn't that suppose to be the point of restarting the whole Universe? Oh well I digress, now lets get to the comics!!!

Action Comics #0 - $3.99 - T

Sooo on this re-retelling of Superman's first few days in Metropolis, it is wrapped up in a pretty decent parable about Superman becoming a symbol of protection for the people of the city. Morrison does a good job at weaving subtle pieces of previous stories into this issue. The story isn't anything new though, its Clark making his way while Superman sightings begin. The most interesting part of the story is when a kid takes Superman's cape and defends his brother with it. It adds to the lore of Superman's cape, which no one should ever tug because it might break your hand. The issue was beautifully illustrated by Ben Oliver. I say check out this issue all for this art, because everything is just right about the way he can tell a story and its pretty to boot. This was a good issue that's worth checking out if you like beautiful art, have been reading the Action Comics story line, or love Grant Morrison.

Story - 3/5
Art - 4/5

Hawkeye #2 - $2.99 - T+

PICK OF THE WEEK
I will admit I was not able to read issue #1 because it sold out so fast, but this looks like it will be one great series if they can keep this up. This was one of my favorite books this week. Matt Fraction was able to write Clint Barton in a way I wanted to see, and yes it ran parallel to that dreadful Gambit story. The thing that the Hawkeye story was able to do is bring in part of his past while adding to his future. The art for it while I know is not everyone's cup of tea, it is the art of David Aja is wonderful. It works for this type of story by adding a human element and being able to tell the story in such a unique way that made it so enjoyable to read. I enjoyed a tip of the hat to Jim Steranko during the hypnosis story. Glad to see Barton is getting his time to shine.

Story - 4/5
Art - 5/5

Green Lantern #0 - $2.99 - T

When we last left Hal Jordan, he and Sinestro were getting sucked into a black hole, when their Lantern rings merged to find its new owner. It finds a new owner in a topical issue. The writer has been able to give this new character a background that unfortunately is still common today. The new Lantern owner is Simon Baz who is of Middle Eastern descent. Since 9/11 he has suffered through many hardships like persecution, and jobless while supporting his sister and nephew. This story is new and different, a good different. It is something topical that I haven't seen like this in a current DC Comic before and it works. It gives a modern back story to a new character. I want to learn more about Simon and his past and or future. They have me hooked. The art is by Doug Mahnke and it his art has not changed one bit and it works for this story.

Story - 4/5
Art - 3/5

Amazing Spider-Man #693 - $3.99 - Digital Copy - T+

In this latest installment of the Peter Parker's life he is struggling to help the newest and most powerful hero on the block, Alpha. Alpha a high school student, is acting exactly like how Peter wish he could have acted, but Uncle Ben taught him better. Peter figures that Alpha needs someone in his life to guide him, and Peter unnecessarily takes this role upon himself. Andy or Alpha finds out in this issue why it would be lay low and wear a mask, orrrrr not. I just don't see why people feels the need to the be the moral compass for this kid. He is his teacher not his parents, they are the ones who should be teaching him morality, responsibility, and not to be an ass.
I say read this if your into the Alpha stuff, because I feel like this story line wont matter after a month from now. I love Ramos' art but my only gripe is he can't draw MJ right. She is suppose to be a model and she looks like she couldn't even be a hand model. Okay gripe over. Again, don't go out of your way to read this if you haven't been reading the story line.

Story - 3/5
Art - 3/5

Detective Comics #0 - $2.99 - T

This is the last issue 0 for this week. This is origin of Batman and this one is just like Action, where we all know the story but its subtlety different from what we all know. It deals with Bruce becoming Batman, after his parents have died. I feel it was a good story of the disciplined and the cost of what Bruce went through in order to learn that lesson. The story was written by Gregg Hurwitz and it was pretty well written with a good twist in the end. Read this issue if you are digging the Detective Comics and are looking to see how this plays into the return of the Joker. The art is by Tony S. Daniel and Pere Perez and it works for the story, nothing special but it works. The back up story to this is about, Alfred and him protecting Wayne Manor. It seems like it is a little throw away story but it does show Alfred's dedication to the family. The art on the other hand is over rendered and makes Alfred look like scum not a nobleman.

Story - 3/5
Art - 3/5

DC Collectibles Reveals Arkham City Harley Quinn Statue

2012-09-11T23:10:00.001-04:00

DC Collectibles Reveals Arkham City Harley Quinn Statue

Recently DC Collectibles started revealing snipits of upcoming figures and statues that they are looking to release on their Facebook page. One of the newest was an image of a Red Booted figure that many believed to be a member of DC Comics newest comic Team 7. Incorrect I tell you..

Well today, the official reveal has debuted and it is of course a Harley Quinn statue. No information about price or release date, but check back next week for the new solicitations which will most likely include this piece. Check out the statue in all of its glory below.

Comic Reviews - 8/2: Bad art and Booty calls.

2012-09-06T22:31:00.001-04:00

Hey all you 1uppers!

Here is another round of reviews by me Chris Z. Lets get to work!

Avenging Spider-Man #11 - $3.99 - Digital Copy - T+

So this is an ode to the 50th Anniversary of Peter Parker/Spider-Man. It's a touching story between Aunt May and Peter rehashing the importance of Uncle Ben to the both of them. The story by Zeb Wells is a decent for the touching tribute type, but nothing ground breaking. The art which is done by Steve Dillion, is really bad. Now I am not going to blame Steve, no not because I have a framed sketch by him up on my wall, but because he is consistent in everything he has done. I set the blame squarely on the Frank Martin Jr. Now Dillions work is still and not very stylish but it has a certain charm that Martin has seem to hinder in this issue. Every panel looks pixelated and out of focus, and the color pallet is meh at best. Read this story for the Uncle Ben tribute and by all means avoid the art. If you are looking for good Dillion art work try The Punisher: Welcome Back Frank or any of the Garth Ennis line.

Story - 3/5
Art - 1/5

Justice League #12 - $3.99 - T

Superman and Wonder Woman, sitting on a roof. K-I-S-S-I-N-G....I'm just messing with you. So this is the issue that caused all the hoopla. The League was forced to confront the deceased loved ones. Then we find out it was all a disillusions created by David Graves to get revenge on the League for losing his family. This causes a rift in the League. The Green Lantern leaves, Superman and Wonder Woman make out and commiserate, and the League is falling apart. This issue was a good setup for what's to come and I can't wait to see what comes next. But WTF is TMZ in there for? No other creditable sources available? The collaborative art is great by Jim Lee, Ivan Reis, and Joe Prado. The three compliment one another's art so well that it isn't that noticeable when the art shifts in style.

Story - 3/5
Art - 3/5

AVX: VS #5 - $3.99 - Digital Copy - T+

Again this is one of my guilty pleasure, because there is no purpose for the book other than see heroes knock the crap out of each other. The first pits a fight between Hawkeye and Angel. This was a very good fight that shows the strengths and weaknesses of each character which was good to use against one another. Hawkeye wins by being his cunning self and knowing he is out manned and out numbered, her shoots Angel with an arrow after they beat the ever loving crap out of one another. The second fight is a nice marital fight between Storm and Black Panther. Now your saying why would they fight? Because according to the book they had a weak marriage, which is crap we really know it's because they both bought into what their superiors are saying. That being said Storm is giving up on her husband because of Cyclops? WTF? So Storm attacks Black Panther the entire time and all he does is defend himself, which were also pretty lame cop outs. In the end Storm blindsides Black Panther then takes her ring off and that's the end. The entire fight was meh the first fight by Jason Aaron was pretty good but not enough to save it. The art was good, better then most of the regular AVX art.

Story - 2/5
Art - 3/5

Detective Comics Annual #1 - $4.99 - T

PICK OF THE WEEK
The best comic I read this week. This issue deals with Black Mask escaping from Arkham and trying to locate all the masks from the False Face Society. Its a great crime drama that plays out like every other cop drama, but it is done well. Criminal escapes, they extort a cohort, and main character chases down bad and solves mystery. In the end they discover that this was an elaborate set up by Jarvis Tetch to collect all the masks in order to have hypnotics and mind control of the masks to take over the world! It's also a great testament to the Black Mask's dependency for his mask and the power it has over others. In the end Batman kicks Black Mask square in the jaw which cracks the mask rendering it useless. They put both guys in prison and were able to recover the Masks which are being held, and Mr. Sionis is locked up again. The art is amazing in this issue it fits the Dective Comics perfectly. My favorite panel is when Batman, who is on fire, has his palmed by False Face Society strongman. It is great. I highly recommend giving it a read, even if it is the N-teenth time the story has been told.

Story - 3/5
Art - 4/5

Green Lantern Annual #1 - $4.99 - T

First off, best cover of the week! Second, this was another great issue that dealt with The Guardians and their questionable ethics to remove chaos from the universe. Hal and Sinestro were both buried by Black Hand, and while they both escape and battle Black Hand. The Guardians don't know any other way to stop to chaos other then create a Third Army lead by the first lantern, which remains a mystery as to who that is. There is a great scene that switches between Hal / Sinster and the Guradians fighting one another as Hal and Sinestro are reciting the Green Lantern oath. This angle where the Guardians are pulling out all the stops is an interesting one, because they charge up Black Hand so it will destroy Hal and Sinestro. As they are getting sucked into a vortex their rings merge into one and left to find the next Green Lantern. There are so many questions to answer as the Third Army rises.

This is just like the Green Lantern for me, multiple storylines intertwining and finally coming to a head and leading to a new story. This is something Geoff Johns is great at and it works to lead to issue #0 of the Green Lanten. The art is by Ethan Van Sciver who is still in full stried and hasn't missed a beat. It's a great issue, but I feel Batman edges it out in entertainment value for me and it was a complete story. Both are great reads so please pick them up or flip through them at least.

Story - 3/5
Art - 4/5

That's all folks. Until next week. Same Bat-Time, Same Bat-Blog.

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Comic Reviews - 8/22 Happy 50 Spider-Man, Controversy, and Uncanny X-Meh! Bonus Liefeld

2012-09-02T15:38:00.001-04:00

What's going on 1uppers! Last week wasn't a very big week for me so I only got 3 titles that I picked up, which means next batch of reviews should have a lot more in them!

So lets get to business...

Amazing Spider-Man #692 - $5.99 - Digital Copy - T

This is the 50th anniversary/birthday of out favorite web head. This is an issue that not only has some fluff pieces it also progresses the current story arch, but those fluff pieces are pretty darn emotional. The first is a 6 panel, 1 page story that tells you how Spidey became himself and that's it. The next is a the current continuity story that starts with a narrated story about a kid who is invisible in high school and pretty much runs every parallel to Peter's origin story. Andy Maguire is trying to catch the eye of a girl from his high school, while on a trip to Horizon Laboratories to see Peter Perker's new invention. So they get there, bad guy cranks the Parker Particle machine to 11 and makes it explode, zapping Andy. This gives Andy powers that are based on the structure of the universe, making him a Alpha human. This means he is the most powerful hero ever, but every time he uses his powers it zaps parts of the universe so as they have said before 'With great power comes great responsibility.' There are lawsuits, training, showboating, and the kid saves the day, also re-intros the Jackal. Its nothing ground breaking by either Slott or Ramos.

The next little ditty is by Indy artist and writer Dean Haspiel, which some fans won't know who he is and that's okay but you should go read his stuff now. Dean writes and illustrates a poetic 8 page story of a burglar who finds Spider-Man's costume after Peter trashes it in issue 50. The man takes the costume and rides the wave of hate of Spider-Man so he robs some stores but he is thwarted in his attempt. We follow him home where we find out that he is robbing banks in order to get money for his granddaughter, who ironically is a Spider-Man fan. So dressed as Spider-Man he visits his granddaughter and tells her that her Grandfather is doing everything he can to ease her pain. She says that there are only so many people a superhero can save in the day, which hits the grandfather hard and realizes that it takes more to be a superhero then to dress like one. This is a great story, cheesy but good.

The last story is one by I,Vampire writer Joshua Hale Fialkov and is hysterical in every way. This story has it all, Peter is having a typical Parker-Luck day. He saves a mannequin from a fire training exercise, he is late for a lecture, and he gets pooped on by a bird. The best part of the story is when he takes a bullied kid under his wing and gets to know him. He helps change this kids life by talking things out, which is a great change of pace. These are the storied I would have much rather see in an overpriced anniversary book. I don't want a new story, I want a story that touches on 50 years of history and experience and a more mentor-ship to kids who have real world problems, not super ones (see second story.) The best parts about this whole issue are the ones that are the fluff, so in reality the current story are the second act to the better short stories. Also the non conventional art styles of the latter two stories are a great breath of fresh air. Read this if your a big Spidey fan.

Story - 3/5
Art - 4/5

Batman Incorperated #3 - $2.99 - T

This was the issue that was delayed out of respect by DC due to the tragedy in Colorado. I don't think anything was altered with the book, but it was the first page that caused the controversy.

In this issue a cult replaces a school teacher, and she pulls a gun on classroom full of students. The cult is known as Leviathan which first appeared at its own one-shot before the reboot, and in the one shot we found out it Talia al Ghul was the leader. They continued with the Leviathan story arch in the New 52 Batman Incorporated series. In this issue you find that the Leviathan is slowly replacing/brainwashing Gotham's citizens, so they can build their army. This sets up Matches Malone return to extract info from "Small" Fry about Leviathan and their plot. While this happens Matches intervenes with a girl who is being hassled by some goons, and then he proceeds to hit on her. Later it is revealed that "Matches" is being played by Bruce Wayne, and they discover that Professor Pyg has been giving Gotham a mind controlling drug so Leviathan can take over. Then Matches visits a the club again where he finds out that Leviathan has been sacrificing goats, but after he leaves and is changing in Alfred driven cab he gets a call from the singer he saved, saying she was in trouble. So Bruce puts the Matches outfit back on and heads to the Brother Grim wake, where it was a set-up. Meanwhile, Damian uses gas to knock out Alfred and sneak out but not as the deceased Robin, but as Redbird.

This issue was a little fun. I had to do some catching up in order to follow the story, but it wasn't that bad. Now the issue its self is setting up some interesting future events (Dick dressed as Batman/ Bruce trapped/ Damian out as Redbird because he was KIA) so I am not sure if these is foreshadowing or if they are just simple allusions too pre-new 52 story arches. I trust Morrison as a fan, so I can only assume something twisted or surprising in the end. As for the art in this book by Chris Burnham, it has been pretty solid and keen to his own style. The art I feel compliments the dirty and noir-ish feel to the story. I can't wait to see what happens next in this twisted little story.

Story - 3/5
Art - 4/5

Uncanny X-Men #17 - $3.99 - Digital Copy - +T

Now I am having trouble chronologically putting this into sequence with the Main AVX books, because all 5 of them still have the Phoenix Force. I assume this happened right after they got the Force and before Namor's downfall.

So any who, Mr. Sinister has cloned X-Men including Madelyn who possess the Phoenix and uses it to trap the Phoenix Five. While this happens, Psylocke has a pretty important role in breaking into the castle to rescue them. Now this is where things get weird. Psylocke and Danger save Magneto from Madelyn IV, and Emma Frost talks to the Phoenix itself. Emma convinces it that Mr. Sinister will use it and keep it, and I kid-you-not she says "You're here for a reason...It's surely not prop up a megalomaniac's delusion of grandeur." How can you write that seriously? The woman who thinks she is God's gift to everything with her boy toy who thinks he is the Messiah of mutant kind, who is trying to create a perfect world in their image, are talking about Mr. Sinister abusing it's power? WTF So anyway the Phoenix is all F' this and destroys all the Madelyn clones. Then they apparently kill Mr. Sinister. Cyclopes then states the Sinister species is gone and the world is safe... and theirs. WTF again so they manipulate the Phoenix force so they can abuse the hell out of it and take of the world. I don't get it and its annoying.

The art in this book is by Acuna and Del Mundo is very inconsistent too. It is very detailed at times then it's very thick brush strokes and details are all muddled together which can be attributed to the very different art styles by both artists. Pyslocke looks like her normal self in one panel, then in the next she looks like an emaciated emo chick in the next. I can't explain why they would have two artists with two very dissimilar styles work like this but they did. At least it gives me something to write about. lol

Story - 1/5
Art - 1/5

Bonus Round

Rob Liefeld vs Scott Snyder and Tom Brevoort

Looking into this debacle finally, it looks like Rob was flame on and tried to torch anything he could. He first went on a public rant on Twitter where he bashed DC's Editorial citing constant last minute re-writes that were thrown at him by his editor. One included Grifter where he was suppose to have Grifter become part of a cross-over with Superman. Then the Superman editors backed out of it causing Liefeld to re-write the whole issue. This as Liefeld states is becoming the new norm for bother big publishers because of their Parent companies stepping on creativity in order to create profit. I can see where his frustration is coming from, but wasn't this the case for years? I am pretty sure I remember hearing stories about creators back in the day re-writing everything in order to out due their competitors/complete a 60 page book.

Then Liefeld goes and throws everyone who has ever did him wrong, under the bus. This prompts someone to ask Brevoort if there is room for him at Marvel. Brevoort replies saying they don't want to add him after what he has done and then Liefled replies back with a childish name calling tweet. I won't say it here but there is no need to make fun of someones weight because they are commenting on your very public tongue lashing. It's very childish and inhumane.

Then Scott Snyder steps up and defends DC and gets back at Liefeld. There are some DM's between the two that started this thing off before it got public. Now again Liefeld cites that Batman is the reason Snyder's books sell and not the writing. That maybe true but Snyder's writing has been great since he started writing Detective Comics. Liefled says that Swamp Thing doesn't do as nearly as well as Batman, but in all fairness, it did better then Hawk and Dove. Hawk and Dove got cancelled after issue 8, but then Liefeld was put on 3 more books which I don't understand. So he can barely keep one book afloat so we give him 3 more? Ok sure. Makes sense if you don't think about it.

I will say this for Liefeld. His work ethic and his ability to get things done quick are his greatest attributes, other then that I can't see why he is still able to do comics. He has helped create some great characters, and some not so great ones. His are is notoriously bad, and his writing is no good. There are no reason for personal attacks after people comment on your public backlash. Bash a company on the whole and leave people out of it. Granted their work may not be up to par with where it should be but thats between you, that person, and your company. Not the world.

Maybe he will have look trying to resurrect his old Image titles. Or apparently a movie?

For some fun also search Rob Liefeld Swipes. A Swipe is a comic term that refers to the intentional copying of a cover, panel, or page from an earlier comic book or graphic novel without crediting the original. Here is an example:

Geoff Johns, David Finch, Justice League of America,February

2012-08-31T18:39:00.000-04:00

Hello People of the Internets...

Just wanted to let you know...

Supposedly starting in February, along with Geoff Johns, David Finch will be joining Justice League of America. David Finch is great on artist duties. It will be sad to see Jim Lee not be there, (but, not really so he can draw some other book) Finch is an easy replacement due to his high quality art action. He will not be on Dark Knight at all (maybe covers, not interior or writing). If this is going to be his only book on his plate expect to see fireworks! When Finch is at the top of his game it is phenomenal. Anyways just throwing this info out there.

Discuss...

I added some Finch-Work to Gaze Upon...

Thanks for Reading and Thanks for stopping by.

Doubleshots With Johnny Worthless

2012-08-29T21:35:00.001-04:00

Hello People of the Internets...

Just a quickie tonight, two on the docket. Double-barrel, Twinkiss, Dual-bladed love.

Let's begin.

Phantom Lady and Doll Man #1 is 1 of 2 tonight. I say to myself, "Self, what is this? I've never heard of Phantom Lady!" So we read... The book starts out in the ever-so-popular realm of 'five years ago' the series is set to run four issues. For those of you not familiar with our heroine here, do not lose heart! (Yea Captain Planet!) She has "shadow powers" and gadgets, which she gives you a play-by-play on at the beginning of the story. Some chicks order drinks wrong at one point, which leaves me wondering if it was a mis-print or it was written that way. We find out why Phantom Lady wants to 'Fight the Good Fight". We also meet Doll Man. First issue equals questions... I have a feeling these characters are going to matter 'down the road' check them out for yourself. This book is not for kids, don't let the cover or name fool you.

For Fans Of: Loose Morals, Nightclubs, Silly Heroes

Detective Comics Annual #1, this is way cool because it's a number one. I'm still bothered by red-haired Gordon. So without giving anything away, the rising action in this book is very blah. (Is blah a word?) There are some cool panels, but most of it feels like filler. Tony S. Daniel does make up for it in the end. The story picks up and I felt that it wasn't a waste of time when I was done reading. I love this cover, TSD rocks it. The main thing this book has going for it is that it's a self contained story. One and done. I think a better title for this one would have been, 'What I did on My Summer Vacation: By Black Mask'. It's a good book, pick it up because it's a #1 Annual, or buy it digitally if your just a reader. And Tony, I'll miss you on a Bat-Book, but I know you'll have something special for us sometime next year. Thanks for a great run.

For Fans Of: New 52 BatWorld, Jeremiah Arkham, Roman Sionis

Sidebar: Nice work DC on the 'Rise of the Third Army' solicits. Also on the promos for the other New 52 Annuals. Very Nicely done.

That's it for tonight. Oh! I forgot I've got a Facebook page, I'll see if I can get R&D to put a link on here.

Thanks for Reading, and Thanks for stopping by.

Ten Comics You Should be Reading, If You're Not Doing So

2012-08-22T23:31:00.000-04:00

Hello People of the Internets!

Johnny Worthless coming at you with some goodies, some old some new, but they're all tasty treats. If you are already reading any of these books, way to go, if not give one or two a try, you won't be disappointed. Unless you want lots of puppies and kittens, there isn't really anything for you here...

Let's begin.

First we have Robert Kirkman's The Walking Dead. I came to this book through the TV show (like many others) I'd known of it before, but hadn't ever read a full issue. Two words... Zombie Apocalypse. Check out this book, it's a No-Brainer! (Ha! Zombie Jokes) Also a heads up (Ha!), this one is not for kids. As in the book consists of a lot of violence, gore, and profanity. I haven't ever heard or seen a "colored" version of this book. It's black and white which adds to the 'outsider' feel of the series. Recently Kirkman and crew reached 100 issues, this is the longest running series on the list but don't let that discourage you. And although it shares many things with it's TV counterpart they definitely have there differences. The volumes of past issues are put together very well and you can get your hands on these trades very easily.

For Fans Of: AMC's Walking Dead, Robert Kirkman, Zombies, Decapitations

Next we have from BOOM! Studios, Valen the Outcast (which was originally titled 'Outcast', but I'm guessing Big Boi and Andre 3000 weren't fans). My main love for this book comes from my recent lack of roleplaying. It completely reminds me of adventures my buddies would run back in the day. (mainly Mikee D) The premise here is a king gets turned into an 'Undead Abomanation' and he's now trying to get revenge and reclaim all he has lost. Along for the ride are a drunk and a hot chic, what's there not to love? Sometimes hokey, always fun, this is a solid book. So, I just found out this book will be ending with issue 8. That sucks, but you still can get the issues from your local, just ask for a special order. From what I gather there might be another book coming out with the same characters or at least in the same world... We shall see.

For Fans Of: Sword and Sorcery, Conanary, Throw'n Dice in White-Shoes' Basement with Mikee D

Marvel Comics makes it debut on the list with Scarlet Spider. Just saying the name out loud makes him edgier then ole' Petey Parker. I'm really busy, I wanted to add this to my comic pull way before it came out, it never happened. Starring Kaine (if you don't know him look him up, short version is he's a clone) under the Spider-Specs. As the tag line says..."All the Power, None of the Responsibility" Everyone I asked about this book only had good things to say. It takes place in Houston. Christopher Yost is on writing duties so far, he's got chops. At the shop the other day I was told referring to Scarlet Spider, "he's a boss". I thought that summed up this book nicely.

For Fans Of: Kaine, Alliteration, Boss-like Activities, Christopher Yost

DC's Aquaman has been great from the word go. (More like the start of the new 52) From 'The Trench' through 'The Others' Geoff Johns is killing it. This is one of the New 52 books that has really brought the goods with each issue. (overall) Still think Aquaman is worthless? Issue one will change your mind about that. Ivan Reis has been doing a bang-up job on his art duties. With #12 and it's #0 issues coming out soon now is a good time to board the HMS Aquaman. Or Aquaman DSV? Whichever you prefer.

For Fans Of: Fishsticks, Atlantis, Oceans, Geoff Johns, Tridents

From IDW, Star Trek (Ongoing) This book has been a home run from the start. Well, the art was a little "off" in the beginning. Though it never impeded the story. This book follows the exploits of the Enterprise crew from the J. J. Abrams film universe. The premise is to take that crew and put them in situations that originally happened to the OG crew from the 60's TV show. (pretty awesome if you ask me) There are also there own stories being told, and at the moment the series is taking place between the first film and the sequel which is set to premiere May 17, 2013. So if you want to see what the crew has been up to between the films here it is. Top Notch.

For Fans Of: New Star Trek Film, Old Fashioned Fun Science Fiction, Zoe Saldana

This book is so good you should be buying two copies at a time, Saga from Image. Brought to you by Brian K. Vaughan and Fiona Staples. Definitely not for kids. I'm a huge fan of the look of this book. Great panel work. The art isn't always perfect (it's hits and misses) although this adds to the allure of it all. This series has a lot of heart and is quite charming at times. I completely teared up in a room full of people at the end of issue 1. (I have kids) If you have never heard about this book, think Whacked-Out Star Wars. (Kinda, I don't want to put this one in a box...) It reminds me of so many things, but it is wholly it's own beast. BKV (as he's known on the streets) writes an awesome "letter column" at the end of each issue. I lost track of how many times I laughed out loud while reading. ( I read issues one through four back to back) To tell you the truth, if I had to pick one of these there ten books to read I'd be pick'n this'n. (pardner) Fiona Staples covers are all painted and wicked sweet, I had to put up two because I could decide between them. Highest recommendation for this book. I just want to know where I can sign up for the Saga Fan Club.

For Fans Of: Robot Sex?, Lying Cats, Space Operas

Also from Image, written by Ed "Everything Marvel" Brubaker and art by Sean Phillips, Fatale. First off this book is not for kids, Second it's great. This book reads like an old paperback you can't put down. Hard Boiled, a bit convoluted (at the beginning) and many layered (but layered well). Brubaker's writing is stellar so far on this book. Dave Stewart's colors are great. Talk about setting moods. He is a modern day master. Fantastic read, I want more. See the FFO below to see if this one's for you. I've said too much already.

For Fans Of: The Occult, Detective Novels, NOIR, Dames

Haunt, named for it's title character, was brought to my attention due to Greg Capullo's work on it. I hadn't known of him until he started on Batman (I later realized I had seen his work on some Spawn-like titles back-in -the-day) Yet another Image comic on the list, this series has been ongoing since '09. Originally created by Todd McFarlane and Robert Kirkman (from issue 19 on it is the new team of Joe Casey and Nathan Fox). The premise here is two brothers that were at odds with each other "come together" to solve a murder. ( I'm being vague on purpose) This book is sometimes a little over the top, but has constantly been a good read. It's a roller coaster ride.

For Fans Of: Monsters, Spawn, ACTION!

Everyone keeps telling me to read this next book, Chew. The problem was no one would tell me what it was about. If you don't want to know, stop reading now. I'm going to tell you. Chew is written by John Layman (who will be writing Detective starting next month) I know him from Thundercats: Enemy's Pride and Dogs of War. Both of which I thoroughly enjoyed. I don't really know Rob Guillory except from his work on this book. Tony Chu is the main character he is a Cibopathic, which means that when he eats something, live or dead, he gets a psychic impression, WOW. ( It's magical ) Everyone I know that is reading this book adores it. My favorite thing I've heard was, "The best thing ever with a killer cyborg chicken!" I still haven't read an entire issue, but I promise I will one of these days.

For Fans Of: Jokes, Weirdness, Chicken

The final book on the list Thief of Thieves. This is the third book here from fan fave Robert Kirkman. I was asked a couple of months ago about this one, I told my friend I'd heard good things and I'd look into it for him. The interior art is better then the covers, not that the covers are bad, the interiors are just way better. This book completely reads like a TV show or a Hollywood Blockbuster. The whole package is very 'slick'. Kirkman's got another winner here, he has 'story' credits, think of him as a Producer on this book. It reminds me of shows like Prisonbreak, but more intelligent. Definitely worth checking out. Well Papoose, there you have it.

For Fans Of: Theft, Cop-Dramas, Heist Films, Things that look cool

Sidebar: 'Face Off' on the SyFy channel is an awesome show, check it out.

Anyways, give a chance to something new... you can be the first of your friends to read one of these books, enjoy.

Thanks for Reading and Thanks for Stopping by...

Comic Reviews 8/15 - Uatu is Watching You!

2012-08-22T00:50:00.005-04:00

It's that time again for another week of comics that i get to rip apart! w00t!
Don't forget to pick up your new books tomorrow at 1up!

So little books to review, so much time...Strike that. Reverse it.

Revival #2 - M - $2.99 - Image

I honestly missed the first issue, but a quick synopsis. it's a small town with people who aren't necessarily dying, they are coming back to life, but it is selective about who comes back. The "revivers" as they are called don't necessarily eat brains, they just act like normal just like Dana's (the lead character) sister. In this issue we find Dana and her sister who has been killed, struggling to cope with her sister being undead, while hiding it from their dad (the police chief.) There is also an "exorsicst" who has been going around using the phenomenon of revivers to cover his tracks. This story has great art by Mike Norton, and the story written by Time Seely is a complex family story mixed in a supernatural setting. Both are done very well. It's a must read.

Story 4/5
Art 4/5

Amazing Spider-Man #691 - T - $3.99 - Digital Copy

This was a more psychological ending to the 'No Turning Back' story arch. The Lizard has turned the Horizon Laboratories into his minions but don't attack humans because they are not natural enemies. So the reason the Lizard always attacked Spider-Man was because of Dr. Connors. Dr. Connors then takes the serum to return to his Lizard form and he is pissed. He runs off to kill anything he can but Spider-Man distracts him while the Horizon scientists make a cure and get it to Spidey. Spider-Man jabs it in the Lizards head rendering him incapacitated and it didn't work. While sitting in prison, the Lizard tries to tell Spider-Man that it did work on his brain and must stay in prison for the crimes he committed against his family.

Story 3/5
Art 3/5

AVX #10 - T - $3.99 - Digital Copy

This was one of the more coherent stories for this series. Cyclops is about to attack Hope in K'un Lun when Iron Fist & Iron Man distract him, and Hope takes off to find Thunderer. They reemerge riding a dragon that is the physical manifestation of k'un Lin's power, which can hurt Cyclops. While this is going on we find out that Emma Frost and Scott Summers have Ego issues.... Shocker. Then it comes to a showdown from Hope and Cyclops, and Hope Chaos Fist's Scott off this planet. Which leads to my favorite cameo this week, Uatu who's just hanging watching stuff up on the moon. In the end Magneto is asking Xavier for help. This was better and more coherent, still not the best. I wish i knew how Hope learned thousands of years worth of Kung Fu in a day or two. Also why is that power more powerful then dark phoenix? I guess we will find out.

Story 2/5
Art 3/5

Saga #6 - T - $2.99 - Image

This is a very complex narrative that Brian K Vaughn is telling and it works beautifully. Through out the issue/s there a subtle narration from retrospective look of Hazel (the baby.) In this issue Marko and Alana are taken to the Rocketship Forrest and Marko sacrifices his family's sword in order to gain entry. While they are on the ship The Will finds out about the death of Stalk at the hands of Robot IV. Finally while on the ship Alana and Marko are boarded and attacked, but it is quickly it is revealed it is Marko's parent's who are now a part of this epic journey. Vaughn is able to intertwine this story and make it so interesting that whatever I write cannot do it justice.

Story 4/5
Art 3/5

Green Lantern #12

In this issue Hal and Sinestro were teleported to the house Black Hand and his resurrected family is currently at. Black Hand looking in the book of the black and it says that Hal is not the enemy. Meanwhile the guardians of the Universe plot to destroy all the Lantern Corps in order to save the Universe. Back in the house hall destroys Black Hand's brain in order to kill time while they escape but then they realize the house is surrounded by 100's of corpses. They need another spectrum color to help destroy them, so Sinestro gets the yellow lantern and throws it down while hitting it with will power. Inside the house Black hand finds out why Hal isn't the enemy, and after the Yellow Lantern explodes leaving our Green Lantern's KO'ed we find out that Hal Jordan is going to be the "Greatest Black Lantern." My theory is that black Lantern Jordan fights all Lanterns in order to stop the Guardians. This is a slow developing story but this new development has made it worth sticking around.

Story 3/5
Art 3/5

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

So this Gag Reel emerged last night. If you haven't seen it, enjoy!

Sorry for the terrible quality apparently Disney pulled most of the videos.

Don't forget, the Watcher is watching you.

Comic Reviews - 8/8 What Did I Just Read?!? Comics Loses a Legend

2012-08-15T01:41:00.002-04:00

Hey all their 1uppers! It's that time again, but this week was a little light so I will throw in some filler in here.

So lets get down to brass taxes, but first a shameless plug. Buy your books at 1up Collectibles!

Gambit #1 - $2.99 - T+

What the hell did I just read, let alone see. I had high hopes for this one, because I grew up loving Gambit. I thought it would be this intense, high action, very stylized, theft story. Instead we got a look warm but that barely has any action, some theft, whose art was barely in focus. Everything was not right about this book at all. This was James Asmus. It starts out with Gambit at his apartment in NYC where he is apparently is retired from being a thief, which is funny because I always just assumed Gambit stole crap when you weren't looking. So he is going to this charity event at the never been heard of before Mr. Cich, who apparently gives out loans to bad guys. So let me get this right an evil bank roller moonlights by having charity events held at his mansion? Makes sense if you don't think about it. Okay so Gambit is going to his place to steal something, so he manages to gain his finger prints, a copy of his retinas, and a copy of him saying his name allowed so Gambit can access Cich's vault of repo'd villain weapons. Which is apparently hidden on the third floor and resembles Mary Poppin's endless bag. After creating a distraction Gambit has 15 minutes to sneak off steal what he needs too which is totally unclear. So Gambit gets in and a kinetic shock makes the thing explode? Then sets off its internal security which is a sentinel and we know how reliable they are but seriously he did this all in 15 minutes? Sure whatever suspension of disbelief. Whatever. Then the big WTF moment happens back in Gambit's room, where the thing that shocked him, which apparently didn't explode(?) shocks him again then a star fish comes out of nowhere. Then the starfish enters Gambit, through his chest. WTF did i just see, let alone how could I, because the art has no clarity and no depth to it. Granted the pencils might have been muddled by the colorist but the shading is way off, so any respectable colorist would have been able to color it properly.

I will give this one more issue just to find out about that damn starfish.

Story - 1/5
Art - 2/5

Batman #12 - $3.99 - T

This was a great story written by Scott Snyder, about bullying and standing up for what is right. It's told from the point of Harper Row, who is a Gotham electrical grid worker. She lives with her bother who is being bullied by neighborhood boys for being gay. Their building is scheduled to be renovated by the Waynes. When she returns home, she finds her brother Cullen on the floor with a derogatory term shaved into his head. So Harper does the same thing to her hair to prove to the bullies that they aren't scared. As the Rows were walking home the bullies attack and Batman saves them, effectively ending the bullying. As Harper becomes sort of obsessed with Batman and figures how she can help him, As she is down the sewer helping fix Batman's electrical grid, Batman is fighting Tiger Shark on a boat that Harper helps ground. While at work Batman comes for a visit and tells Harper she didn't help him with the grid and she is finished. Harper now lives by a variation of the words Batman told her, "Harper Row, you're not finished, no way." A very emotional issue dealing with a very real problem. The Art is alright, it switches styles half way through which is distracting to me because they are two very different styles, but are both respectively well done.

Story - 4/5
Art - 3/5

Captain America #16 - $3.99 - Digital Copy - T

This was an issue written by Ed Brubaker who has been writing you this new series from the start and in this arc Brubaker has been using the power of the media as a weapon. A weapon against heroes.the issue takes off from where the last one ended. There is a political "talking head" if you will named Reed Braxton, who spins everything the heroes into something negative against humans. That they would rather save aliens then humans. This a very political statement made about the importance of media and how it essentially sculpts the opinions of people. So as Cap is fighting the Discordians in DC, Braxton is playing arm chair QB and pointing out everything that is wrong. As this is going on Agent 13 and Dum Dum Dugan are breaking into Braxton's HQ to find out who is behind all of this because in the previous issue we saw he is a clone. As they break into the production area where we found out he is hypnotizing his audience. So then Braxton makes an announcement that they are being censored and yatty yatta. The two are then being chased but not before Agent 13 punches one and they find out he is robot and Dugan takes his head. The comic ends with Captain America being beaten by average Americans. This was an interesting to say the least and am very curious to see how the new Hydra plays a role in this TV News anchor ploy. The art hs been good but there was a few missteps in the story telling in some ares but overall a good issue.

Story - 3/5
Art - 2/5

Over this passed week the comic world took a huge blow, we lost Joe Kubert. An amazing artist and teacher. Long known for his art in DC Comics with titles such as Srgt. Rock, Tor, and Hawkman. He also had a Joe Kubert School in NJ where he and two of his sons Adam and Andy, would teach aspiring comic artists the fundamentals to the most advanced elements of comic art. Some of his lesser mainstream works that you should definitely read are, Fax from Sarajevo, Jew Gangster, and GI Combat. He was a true icon and legend. He was a hero to me and some many others. His legacy and life will long out live us all. Thank you Joe for everything you have done.

Rest In Piece

Joe Kubert

1926-2012

Comic Reviews - August 1st

2012-08-08T00:00:00.004-04:00

Howdy ya'll! It's that time again! Get your books here!

Let's do this!

Avengers vs X-Men #9 - Digital Copy - $3.99 - T+

Finally, an issue I could enjoy a little. Jason Aaron writes Spider-man very well. It starts off with a great first person narration, then we "Tarantino" it and go to how we got to the point. The first person narration and Spider-Man talking to Hope about that time where every Avenger has their moment to be needed. Spider-Man has his time to shine, and he does his Uncle Ben proud. But with that being said, that was a pretty weak ending. Without spoiling anything, it was a great build up to disappointment. I feel like this part of the story was out of Aaron's hands. The art by Adam Kubert, this time around it was great, leaps and bounds better then issue #7.

Story - 3/5 - Only because of the ending
Art - 4/5

Animal Man #12 - $2.99 - T+

Rot World Part 1, this is the first part of a cross over with Swamp Thing written by both Scott Snyder and Jeff Lemire. This issue picks up right were #11 left off, leaving Buddy Baker and his family to find Swamp Thing and Abby. Each used their respective Green and Red to find one another. While this is happening, a possessed Cliff pulls a Carl and runs off from his grandmother. Ellen for most of the issue is a Debby Downer talking about being able to see Buddy again and how there aren't any safe places in the world anymore. So Animal Man and Swamp thing go in and fight the rot leaving a vine from Swamp thing to the connected world, so they can find their way back. Then they enter the rot, which I have high hopes for. This seems like a great idea of the Red and Green teaming up. It's interesting to see how this continues...

Story - 4/5
Art - 3/5

Swamp Thing #12 - $2.99 - T+

In part 2! After Buddy and Alec enter the Rot, only Alec can use his powers because of his connection/tether to the outside world. This tether is cut fairly quickly by Anton Arcane. Abby closes the portal but after the tether is cut the it spells out Abby a sign that she needs to act. In what I feel it was a great way to bring Anton back which was by explaining that Alec broke the rules that when a Avatar dies they don't come back but he did, so the Rot brought back Anton. Since Maxine is the new Red avatar, she will have to be careful but also protect her brother and mom. In an interesting and graphic twist Anton sends to what we believe is the real world, in ruins. The art on this book is great and unique especially with the way the comic panels have been used as artistic touch.

Story - 4/5
Art - 4/5

Action Comics #12 - $2.99 - T

I love Grant Morrison, and this issue is why it's a mix of great story telling and the super absurd. We learn Captain Comet's back story and how his life was the opposite that of Superman's. As Lois is dying from her wounds Superman gets thrown into a building, and in great symbolism Superman rises from the rubble as the firefighters declare John Clark dead. Then hysterically Captain Comet threatens Superman with I kid you not Psychic Bullets, but Susie blocks his vision. Then Captain Comet fades away as warning that he was there to save them. Another funny moment was when Superman learns 8 years worth of medical knowledge from books in seconds, then preforms surgery on Lois to save her life. Kind of a cop out but also really funny. In the end Clark Kent comes back and the first person to find out is his landlord, who turns out be Nyxlygsptlnz the girlfriend of Mxyzptlk, who is seen on the last page of the comic. Rags Morales also gives another consistent out with his art work.

Story - 3/5
Art - 3/5

Detective Comics #12 - $2.99 - T

In Tony Daniel's final issue for the series, he reveals that Mr. Toxic and Hugh Marder were going to be joined in one as they use the particle collider. They wan't to do this in hopes of becoming immortal, but Batman averts a crisis when he throws a special Batarang into the mutation that Mr. Toxic caused himself. Batman at the beginning of the issue came into contact with the same chemicals, so he came to the conclusion that heat will stop the mutation from spreading and saving Mr. Toxic's life. I feel like this is a good way to go out for Daniel, not a to heavy or light storyline open and closed. The art is some of the better I have seen from him. I hope the best for ya Tony, but now with that being said I am very excited for John Layman to start writing a Batman story!

Story - 3/5
Art - 4/5

Quickshots

These are some issues that I just go the chance to read from previous weeks.

Uncanny X-Men #16

This was fun, the art wasn't good, but it has exploding X-Men clones and exploding cows. Its worth a flip through.

Justice League #11

Big fight among each other but then at the end they see their dead loved ones, guess that's whats so new about the New 52 is everyone has an Uncle Ben. Good story, great art.

BONUS ROUND

I was just watching the Batman & Robin movie on TV, so here's Seal...

I know its from Batman Forever but deal with it and embrace it.

Till Next time. Same Bat-Time, Same Bat-Blog?

Comic Reviews - July 18th & 25th

2012-08-01T20:38:00.000-04:00

Welcome to another installment of my reviews. Lets Go!

Also don't forget to buy your books here!

Captain America #15 - $3.99 - Digital Copy - T

A great story written by Ed Brubaker who has Captain America protecting New York from an attack. We find out it is an elaborate plan by the Hydra Queen to turn the public against Captain America when they clone a TV news talking head and have him twist everything that Cap has done. There is also a power struggle among the supervillians, which I hope leads to a plot device in a later issue. At the end of the issue Cap faces fighting the Discordians. This issue deals much more then a physical attack on Cap but a psychological one by attacking him publicly to turn the people he fights for, against him. The art by Scot Eaton is solid. It is good at telling the story and good at illustrating the action. I just would like to see a little more flare/personal touch in the art.

Story - 4/5
Art - 3/5

Amazing Spider-Man #690 - $3.99 - Digital Copy - T

"No Turning Back" continues...into nothing. This issue was meh at best. Morbius was caught by Spidey. Connors makes everyone into Lizards and isn't sure he wants to be turned back. The best part about this story by Dan Slott was when Connors has to keep cutting off his arm because the serum finally worked and he had to keep up his crippled appearance. This issue can be skipped, unless you were a fan of the art before.

Story - 2/5
Art - 3/5

AVX #8 - $3.99 - Digital Copy - T+

Round 8: This has been booooring. Seriously all that happens is the Avengers get Hope to K'un Lun. They defeat Namor with a joint effort and Scarlet Witch. Namor losses his powers after he "falls" (lame) and they get transferred to the Phoenix four. Scott won't listen to Professor X. End. My theory is Scott or Emma get all the power and it goes straight to their head. The story was written by Bendis and the art was by Adam Kubert, but this is one of the worst outings I have seen by him. The style isn't consistent the mechanics just aren't all there. In one panel you can see the out line of Captain America that looks like it was forgotten to be erased then inked. This is one big let down.

Story - 2/5
Art - 2/5

Deadpool #58 - $2.99 - Parental Advisory

The most entertaining book this week, not because it avant guarde but because it knows what it is, and thats where I take it from. It is a slap stick tongue in cheek book. The writer Daniel Way, doesn't try to make any high concepts from it. Deadpool doesn't have powers, so villains are trying to kill him. Its a quick read but it has great art work by Salva Espin that matches with the wackiness perfectly. The best part of the story involves an explosive toilet and an anti-ballistic shower curtain. If you wan't some great immature fun, read this.

Story - 4/5
Art - 4/5

Saga #5 - $2.99 - Not Rated

If you aren't reading this, why aren't you? The story written by Brian K Vaughan. Right at the start Robot IV finds out he will be a father. Mean while Marko saves Alana and Hazel from IV's men where he breaks his rule not to hurt anyone. The Will saves the 6 year old from Sextillion but gets taken back. While there a contact calls The Will and explains she is on the trail of Marko and Alana. His contact, Stealth, is then shot by Robot IV in a haunting final page. This is a great twist to the beginning of this series. The art by Fiona Staples is good for the story it has it's own style and never deviates from it. The splash pages are great and can illustrate some good action. I can't wait to see the repercussions of the final page.

Story - 4/5
Art - 3/5

Green Lantern #11 - $2.99 - T

This series I enjoyed before the reboot, and this issue is more of the same from Geoff Johns. This issue was a stepping stone into revealing the New 52 Green Lantern mythos. Indigos made a strong construct ring for Hal Jordan, so he can use it on Sinestro. Foreshadowing? While they were preoccupied, Black hand escaped and resurrects his family and in a great scene of him sitting around a table with zombies. While retrieving the Book of the Black, they open it reveling some characters and are transported to the Black Hand and his family. TBC! The art was done by Doug Mahnke who has always had great art style that demonstrates a consistent art style through most of DC. It's great but just lacks a definitive uniqueness that other artists have today.

Story - 4/5
Art - 3/5

Ramblings:

One thing that i noticed about the DC New 52, is that it was suppose to be a place for the casual fan/new fan to pick up and understand whats going on. We are almost a year on and I feel like I am going to look up characters and have to refer to previous issues or Wikipedia.

Let me know what you guys think of the titles I reviewed!

Previews August 2012

2012-07-27T14:40:00.002-04:00

Hello everyone,

Just was flipping through the latest copy of Previews that is available at 1up Collectibles this past Wednesday.

For those of the unaware of what Previews is, it is a monthly Magazine oh what is going to be available in the near future. It is usually a look at 3 months into the future, so don't expect to see any of the products in the store right away.(common misconception) Anything that is in the magazine is available for pre-order through the order form located in the book. You must then take the form to 1up where they will place the order for you and then you are guaranteed the item unless it is canceled. In that case any money deposited towards it can be transferred or refunded.

So now that the long drawn out explanation is out of the way lets get to the goods.

Marvel

A+X # 1 - $3.99 - Digital Copy Included - T

So this is part of the Marvel Now series and it looks like will include some pretty writers Like Jeff Loeb and Warren Ellis. The series is going to entail two stories per issue, with team-ups featuring members of the X-Men and Avengers. This looks like it might be another way for writers to tell funny one-off stories. The thing that caught me eye about the art work was DOOP! I am hoping for a Doop / Spider-Man team up. So this should just be a fun guilty pleasure for most.

Thanos: Son of Titan # 1 (of 5) - $2.99 - T+

This looks like it will be giving more history to Thanos, everyones favorite cameo from the Avengers. From the bullet points it sounds like it will tie into the Marvel Movie universe or maybe it will more likely be able to wet peoples appetite while answering, who is Thanos? Series is going to be written by Joe Keatinge of Glory and Hell Yeah comics, so if you like those stories check out his first work for Marvel.

According to IGN this series was canceled

Punisher: War Zone #1 (of 5)

This is a series written by current Punisher writer Greg Rucka, who is writing a pretty well consistently. It looks like it will be everyones favorite Anti-Hero vs the Avengers. And no it has nothing to do with the last movie. I wonder if this has t do with the End of an Era (see below) story arch.

Dexter #1 (of 5)

This is a limited series based on forensic scientist, Dexter Morgan, who is also a vigilante serieal killer. Written by the New York Times Best Selling author Jeff Lindsay (Dexter book series.) This looks like all new material of Dexter at his High School Reunion. Sounds like it should be fun if your a fan of the series or the macabre.

FINAL ISSUE WARNING!!!

These issues are listed as their last issues under the heading of End of An Era. There are special Variants being offered for all final issues except for New Mutants, if that's you kind of thing. Curious to see why this is happening.

Incredible Hulk #15
Uncanny X-Men #20X-Men Legacy #275
Captain America #19
Mighty Thor #22
Invincible Iron Man #527
Fantastic Four #611
FF #23
New Mutants #50
You have been warned.

Quick Shots!

Marvel Universe Vs. The Avengers #1 (of 4)

Minimum Carnage: Alpha #1

Red She-Hulk #58

Daredevil: End of Days #1 (of 8)

SUSAN G. KOMEN FOR THE CURE VARIENT COVERS

While flipping through Marvel Previews, I saw this pink page which made me stop to read it. Marvel Entrainment is going Pink this October in a month long campaign to support Susan G. Komen for the Cure. This is during breast cancer awareness month and select titles will come with variant Pink covers to purches. Each cover will have special redesigned costumes and all issues this month will feature special 1 page inserts to inform readers about breast cancer. For more info please visit Komen.org

DC

DC Universe Presents #13 - $2.99 - T

This is the first New 52 introduction of Black Lightning and Blue Devil and they are teaming up. Written by Marc Andreyko (Manhunter) this should be an interesting story arch just because its two C maybe even D list characters for DC and with the reboot there should be nothing held back.

Action Comics #13 - $3.99 - T

Grant Morrison is bringing Krypto back, but not without a major change to Action Comics. I can't wait to see what happens, but hopefully nothing to the Kryptonian pooch. The art is going to be by Travel Foreman (Animal Man.)

Batman #13 - $3.99 - T

The Joker is back in a story arch entitled "Death of the Family." Written by perennial home run hitter Scott Snyder, this is the first time since before the reboot that the Snyder has gotten to use such a demented character, so this should be brutal and delightful. Come for the Joker, stay for the anarchy!

Detective Comics #13 - $3.99 - T

This is something I have been looking forward to, the issue where John Layman takes over! Layman is best known for his creation Chew, if you haven't heard of it go pick up the first trade for $10. Why are you still here? Go! ... Okay now that your back this new story has Emperor Penguin and guest stars Nightwing.

Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating The DC Universe Omnibus HC - $75.00

The series is back in print! I know this maybe a lot of money for some people but if you enjoyed it the first time around but didn't have all of them here is your chance to buy them all in one shot. Its a set of stories from 2001 that what if Stan Lee made the DC characters. So Batman may resemble Man Bat and Green Lantern would look more like Dr. Manhattan. Its in interesting concept written and illustrated by some of DC's top talent.

Quick Shots!

Green Lantern #13

Flash #13

Animal Man #13

Joe Kubert Presents #1

INDY's (Independents)

IDW

Gil Kane's Amazing Spider-Man Artist's Edition - TBD

This is an artist's edition, that means these are the comic art pages from the comics with no color. It's inks and texts. It is as close to the original art as possible. The book is the size of the art panels 12" x 17" so its a nice piece for an art aficionado. This encompasses art from issues 96 - 102 & 121, which includes the non Comics Code approved issue and the six armed Spidey. Others were around the $125 price range so look for this to be no exception.

IMAGE

Bedlam #1 - $3.50 - Mature

This is by Nick Spencer (Morning Glories) about a homicidal maniac who used to terrorize the town of Bedlam, but now is better. Now this is what happens next. My assumption is either its going to be a reason to show chaos and carnage or its going to be a decent psychologic character study.

The Walking Dead #103

Another issue into the tale of the survivors and Rick Grimes. The description was a little lack lust and made it sound like its just trudging along. Hopefully its because they don;t want to ruin the story.

The Walking Dead: Michonne Special

If you have been watching the TV show and wondered who the lady is with the two zombies on chains well this is her and her story. This features a reprint of issue #19 and whats was originally published in Playboy about her backstory. So if you like me and don't buy smut or download comics illegally then pick this up. This should be out around the time of the show so buy it to show all your friends, who watch the show and don't read comics, where she came from.

Saga Vol. 1 TPB

If you haven't read Saga yet or couldn't find the issues because you were late to the party then pick this up. The story of saga has been described as Lord of the Rings meets Star Wars. It is written by Brian K Vaughan( Lost, Y the Last Man, Ex Machina) and drawn by Fiona Staples whose artwork is pretty phenomenal.

Quick Shots

The Walking Dead Compendium Vol. 2 TP - IMAGE (Finally!!!)

Happy #2(of 4) - IMAGE (Grant Morrison)

Ex Sanguine #1 - Dark Horse (Tim Seeley)
Ghost #1

Action Figures

Justice League New 52 7-Pack - DC Direct - $99.99

This box set is going to include Superman, Batman, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Cyborg, and Flash. 10% of the every set bought goes to Save the Children International to help feed kids in need all around the world.

Statues

Batman Black and White: Batman Beyond - DC Direct - $79.99

This is one I know fans have been waiting for so its good to see it finally being made. It will be about 8" x 4.5" x 4.5" and designed byDustin Nguyen.

Deadpool Mini-Bust - Gentle Giant - $89.00

This statue features the Merc with a Mouth with gun drawn. The bust is 1/6th scale so it should be about 6 - 8" tall.

Hawkeye Mini-Bust - Gentle Giant - $89.00

This bust feature Clint Barton with arrow at the ready. This bust is also 1/6th scale as well so it should be around 6-8" tall.

Batman: Arkham City - Batarang Full Size Replica - TriForce - TBD

This is a full size scale replica of Batman's forearm and hand holding a batarang. This is from one of the best selling comic video games of all time. It will be 22" in height and 20 pounds heavy with full working LEDs on the base. The batarang itself is fully detachable. only 750 are going to be produced. This could very well fetch a ~~$300-400~~ $750 price tag. Shipping December 2012.

Comic Reviews - July 11th & 18th part duex.

2012-07-25T10:21:00.002-04:00

Back to Part two! So much time and so little to do...Strike that. Reverse it.

Action Comics #11 - $3.99 - T

This is a series written by one of my favorite writers, Grant Morrison. In this issue Superman changes his disguise after a bomb went off in the last issue. His new identity as Johnny Clark, a fire fighter in Metropolis on engine 1938. Which was nice visual nod to the year Superman joined DC Comics. Superman chose this new identity so he can save people while being both people, which I feel was a good and smart enough explanation for the new identity to justify it. It's an amusing side note seeing him getting life advise from Batman. In an interesting twist Superman hypothesis that Braniac may have been saving these 204 galaxies from the Multitude. In climax of the issue, ~~Clark Kent~~ Johnny Clark's fire truck turns into a Metalek that hits Lois. The space man the Susie has been seeing in her dreams takes her by hand and flys off with her while he makes citizens turn on Superman.

This is a solid story by Morrison. Its a good start to a new era for the new 52 Superman. It has a few story lines that are intertwined that Morrison is good at doing. The Art of the story is done by Rags Morales, Rick Bryant, and Brad Walker. It was interesting seeing three artists working on the book all of which are great and they get the story told with great action and pacing. The interesting fact is that all the art looks similar and it works. Only if you scrutinize the work will you be able to see the differences in figures, gestures, and layouts. It is a good issue and I will continue to read this book.

Story - 4/5

Art - 4/5

Amazing Spider-Man #689 - $3.99 - Includes Digital Copy - T

When we last saw Dan Slott's Spider-Man he was able to turn Lizard back into Curt Connors with the help of New Horizons and Morbius. Connors is genetically back to normal, but sets off Spider-Man's spider sense but he blames it on Morbius. Connors wants to see his son er... what's left of him anyway, and makes a scene so everyone leaves them alone. This allows Connors to grab blood and sets it in the vents which makes Morbius go all kookoo-for-cocoa-puffs. Morbius gets all bitey on Sanjani from Horizon. This sends Spider-Man after Morbius in a good fight. Meanwhile, the new Madame web gets a vision of the great web being torn, and she has to warn Peter. Finally alone at Horizon Labs, Connors plugs himself with the lizard formula, which only makes him grow his own arm back, but then injects Max with the formula which changes him into a Lizard.

This story line has had its fair share of cool moments, like Morbius stealing Billy's body and Conners using the serum on Max. It feels like it's leading to a big amalgamation of events. I hope this is worth payoff. The story isn't as deep as the latter comic but for me the history of these characters make it interesting enough to stay to see what comes next. Also the banter isn't where it use to be, which reflects the tonality of the story. The art in this issue is by Guseppe Camuncoli, which again is pretty good, but his figures look a little stiff. He is really good at drawing these high-on-bath-salt esque faces for Dr. Connor symbolizing his inner struggle. The colors by Klaus Janson need to be a little darker to add better contrast and depth to Camuncoli's art. Hopefully we see where all this is going next issue.

Story - 3/5
Art - 3/5

Batman #11 - $3.99 - T

In this the conclusion of the Court of the Owls, Batman found out that he had a brother he never knew about. Lincoln March, our villain, who was born with birth defects, was left in a hospital as sickly mute who was visited by Martha Wayne on several occasions. Then the Court of Owls visited him while he was in the hospital telling him he is Thomas Wayne Jr. While these two fight, March explains to Batman how lucky Batman is to have this city and now needs to share with his brother. In the end of the fight, the building collapsed from an explosion that trapped March but no body was found. This leaves Bruce Wayne questioning his parents and if they would really hid this from them. There are records of a John Doe but without DNA Bruce won't know for sure. The story ends with Bruce not giving up on the city he loves both as Bruce and as Batman.

This was a good ending to the story, by Scott Snyder, that leaves this little inkling of doubt in Bruce's head. There are some parallels that run in the end of the story that Snyder does well, like Batman giving up because of this life changing news of a brother, but then Batman vows to fight for the city while Bruce vows to rebuild the destroyed tower as a sign of hope for the city. The art in book is by Greg Capullo who knows how to add mood and tension very well to his art. He fits the tone and mood of this book really well. After this story arch I am very intrigued to see what comes next for Bats.

Story - 4/5
Art - 4/5

Captain America #14 - $3.99 - Includes Digital Copy - T

Ed Brubaker has another story on his hands here. We first Captain America protecting Porcupine from a new Scourge, a brain washed henchmen working for the New Hydra. It is revealed in the fight that the Scourage he is fighting is Demolition Man, Dennis Dunphy. Sharon Carter tries to make it to Cap in time to tell him who is really fighting, but when she arrives she has to do something that Cap will never forgive her for. With Steve Rogers dealing with these events, while trying to unearth who is behind a Super Villain Witness Protection Program. The worst part about it, Bravo just made this all public.

Brubaker does a great job of adding emotion and including some history involved with Cap and his villain. It seems to make this whole thing cannon fodder for the Bravo to use against him, so he is not only attacking Cap physically and emotionally but as well as politically. This Single story has several different layers to it that Brubaker does well. The art Patch Zircher with Mike Deodato are good with drawing the figures and gestures along with story telling. The place where the ball is dropped in the art is the background, most of which are basic or just bland. I guess that to keep the reader more focusing in on the gravity of the story. All-in-all it is a good issue. I say pick it up if your into your comics history from the 80's.

Story - 4/5
Art - 3/5

That's it for now guys. Look out for new reviews from this weeks comics coming soon!

News FLASH

2012-07-25T01:25:00.000-04:00

Hey Guys I just want to bring up two things this late at night.

First thing and I know many of these photos are floating around the internet and tv news shows now. Christian Bale who played Batman in the new film went to go visit the survivors and families of those effected to by the shooting in Aurora Colorado. This is a great deal of respect shown by Bale to these people. I am sure it touched so many and helped the healing process.

Christian Bale and Survivor Carey Rottman

Here is some coverage written on Comic Book Resources.

The second thing for tonight is the news that Batman Incorporated #3 will be postponed for a month. This comes after the recent events in Colorado. The issue has been printed, but contains subject material that is considered inappropriate following the events. Sources say it has to do with a gun in a classroom. I am not sure how true this is but I am sure we will find out when the issue comes out August 22. So check your subs and the wall for this one in a month.

Grant Morrison

Finally, according to Examiner.com that Grant Morrison will be leaving both Action Comics and Batman Inc. Batman Inc, which is different then the previous book mentioned, will have it's last Morrison book with issue 12. His Action Comics run will end at issue 16. Find more details at the link.

There you have it folks 3 short new snipts to help keep you informed, and knowing is half the battle!

Comic Reviews - July 11th & 18th part one.

2012-07-23T00:22:00.002-04:00

In this my inaugural review post I am going to be giving reviews on a smattering of comics that I read while on vacation in OCNJ. These comics are a week to two weeks old. If any of them strike your fancy please check them out at 1up Collectibles.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Avenging Spider-Man #9 - $3.99 - Includes Digital Copy - T+

This series has been a bit of fun. For anyone who hasn’t picked it up this is a series where Spider-Man individually teams up with members of the Avengers. In this one he teams up with the new Captain Marvel, Carol Danvers (f.k.a. Ms. Marvel.) Written by Kelly Sue DeConnick (the new Captain Marvel writer), the story is full of decent banter you expect from a Spider-Man story, but nothing ground breaking. It is the first part of an arch that sets up Spider-Man and Capt. Marvel vs. Robyn Hood vs. The Police and Hired Security team. Everything in this story is decent except for this new character Robyn Hood, which is weak. The name tells you her story, but she also absorbs then uses the damage dealt to her. It should be interesting to see where this little tiff goes.

Read it for the banter and the great artwork from Terry and Rachel Dodson. If you haven’t seen much of their work, look them up, it’s a unique comic book style. Terry who does the pencils does a great job of storytelling with great figures andgestures, while Rachel inks his work perfectly. Edgar Delgado does a great job of coloring this work and makes it all seem to come together just right.

Story – 2/5

Art – 4/5

Animal Man #11 - $2.99 - T+

This series has been well written and the art at times has been disturbing. Jeff Lamire, known for his writing on Sweet Tooth, has written a long interwoven interesting story so far. This issue is no disappointment. It starts off where Buddy Baker is meeting Totems of the Hire Flesh to form a new body for him. Since it has been taken over by a hunter of the Rot. There is a great sequence that is really well written and illustrated, it is where Buddy forms his way from a speck of consciousness to a nanobe and from there he reaches out to different animals until he finds his body and can go find his son.

Buddy finds his son who was being protected by Sox from the hunter with Buddy's body. After a warning that the Rot is coming, the hunter looses his head in a gruesome fight with Buddy. To see what I mean go pick it up, this is a great couple of pages. After that there is also a pretty awesome visual nod to John Carpenter's The Thing. Finally Cliff passes out while spouting on about the avatar of the Rot, Anton Arcane. Leading to a cross over with Swamp Thing. The art in this book is great the style fits the tone and mood of the story perfectly. There are a few visual miscues that do hinder some of the story telling but Alberto Ponticelli does a great job, and I can’t wait to see this crossover.

Story – 4/5

Art – 3/5

Swamp Thing #11 - $2.99 - T+

Lets pick up where the Animal Man #11 led us to, Swamp Thing. This has been written by current Batman writer Scott Snyder (got to meet him at my past job and is a good guy btw.) This issue picks up right where the last one left off. Arcane, the avatar of the Rot is here to get his daughter Abigail. In a kinda hokey and cheesy way the Green has saved Alec because he saved them and supplanted them. Just thinking aloud, I am wondering if this was an intentional parallel between this and Animal Man. So after that Arcane tries to take Abigail with him into the Rot, but Swamp Thing comes out of nowhere and punches Arcane straight in the jaw. In a decent fight they learn things have changed with one another and Abigail intervenes sending Arcane back into the Rot portal by himself. Abigail then tries to get him to run away, but Animal Man shows up with his family. Animal Man informs Swamp Thing that they both need to team up to take down the Rot.

This was a good back story building issue that was illustrated by Marco Rudy. Marco’s art is hit and miss in this issue. Certain panels are beautifully illustrated then they get bland and not detailed like when the Arcane is shown. The panels and story telling of the art is great where the action and other visual elements break up the normal panel structure. The color is something to be desired by Val Staples. It’s the same five colors used again and the colors are muted nothing is overly bright and bold just a little better contrast would be nice. Overall a good build up to an interesting team up.

Story – 3/5

Art – 3/5

Avengers Vs. X-Men #7 - $3.99 - Includes Digital Copy - T+

On this weeks AVX….More of the same. Okay sorry for being facetious. Seriously though the series is boring and lack lust for me. Hope flinches and doesn’t get the Phoenix Force instead some of the more agitating X-Men do. The only things that change in this issue is that Vision is gone, Hawkeye is burnt badly, Avengers go to Wakanda , Cyclops gets more aggressive, and Emma Frost tells Namor (behind Cyclops’s back) where they are and he shows up. Boom end of issue. I would have been more interested if they explained more about Iron Fist’s role in all this and if Scarlet Witch hurt Magik more for presumably killing Vision. Instead Cyclops becomes a hypocrite wanting to end the Avengers and the Avengers have to get Hope to K’un Lun to learn how to fight the Phoenix force.

The art by Oliver Coipel is great. I am glad to see they put him on this book. It made this story bearable enough to finish. Well I am not saying it wasn’t bad just boring, nothing big happens so when this happens I tend to focus on the art of the figures, gestures, and the artists ability to move the story along. Coipel does this wonderfully. Some of his actual characters don’t look right like after the Blank Panther smacks the crazy out of Stark, Starks face doesn’t appear even. I wish this issue was better, maybe I missed something somewhere. What do you guys think?

Story – 2/5

Art – 4/5

The Avengers VS The X-Men #4 of 6 - $3.99 - Includes Digital Copy T+

This is a guilty pleasure of mine. For those who don’t know this is a book where one member from each side wallops on one another created by two different creative teams. This issue is Daredevil vs. Psylocke and Thor vs. Phoenix’ed out Emma Frost. The Daredevil vs. Psylocke was the better of the two fights. The story was written by Rick Remender who seemed to get the characters right. In this fight both characters had a moment in the fight that played to their strengths. The art by Brandon Peterson was well done it made the action and their powers work. The best part of the first fight was when Daredevil reminded Psylocke that with all their power now the Avengers will soon be on their own island, leaving Psylocke speechless.

In the next fight, which seems more odd, Thor takes on Emma Frost in a knock down drag-out fight. The story was written and illustrated by Kaare Andrews, who while wearing both hats manages to make this work. Thor and Emma go shot for shot. One of the best scenes is when Thor upper cuts Emma with Mjolnir while she is in her diamond form and shatters her in to tiny pieces. Shutting her smug face up, but of course that’s not the end of her. I won’t spoil how it ends but it was a disappointment to me, but given the situation I guess that’s how these things go. Check it out and let me know what you guys think.

Story – 3/5

Art – 3/5

Punisher #13 - $2.99 - Parental Advisory

This issue of the Punisher by Greg Rucka is one of the better issues I have read this week. It is written in such way that it feels like a spy thriller. The Punisher and Marine Sergeant Rachel Cole – Alves are sneaking onto a black market weapons auction on a yacht. Frank gets caught which was his plan, and Alves seduces the boats owner. This gets her into the engine room, where she plants charges and stops the yacht. While all the guests are trying to leave Alves tries to exact revenge on the Exchange’s leader Stefanie Gerard, but Frank stops her to keep her on task.

This story reads and feels like an secret agent film. It was highly entertaining and was done right. Granted, this type of story has been done before but it is done so well that it works. The pacing of the story helps it move along and makes me want to find out what piece of tech they took that belong to Doc Ock. The art by Mico Suayan works for the tone of the story. It looks a little rough at times, but it adds to the Pulp-ishness of the story and the storytelling ability of the art helps solidify this as a solid issue.

Story – 4/5

Art – 3/5

BONUS ROUND

Have you seen this? Thoughts?

!!! WARNING MATURE AUDIENCE ONLY!!!

You have been warned

That’s it for now. I wanna hear your thoughts on any of these issues and video so please feel free to comment. If you anyone wants to talk shop please stop by 1up Collectibles on Wednesday for new releases I’ll more than likely be there!

If you love 1up Collectibles let everyone know!!!

The New Guy

2012-07-22T14:02:00.001-04:00

Yup, that's me and Kevin Smith

Hey what’s going on internet? My name is Chris Z and I am the new review around these parts.

First off I want to give a thanks to 1up Collectibles for this chance to review for Once Upon a Wednesday.

A brief background on me:

I have been a fan of comics since I can remember. Grew up with the 90’s X-Men and Spider-man TV shows, which led me to read the comics. I really stopped reading comics in High School, but then got back into them in college. After college, I worked in comic book retail for a major company in the middle of NYC. After spending almost 2 years there, I came back home in PA and accepted this job writing reviews.

So there ya have it folks. That's the cliff notes of my life.

I hope my reviews help inform customers on what to look for and what to flip through. I also want to continue the sense of community this site has so please if you have any suggestions or comments, please speak up. I won’t just post reviews here, I’ll also post interesting articles, snippets, photos, and anything comic related.

So please stop by and join in!

BTW any one what to share their *SPOILER FREE* thoughts on The Dark Knight Rises?

I personally loved it. A great ending to the trilogy. I'll tackle the full review after the movie is out for awhile.

Nerdy Culturist: How to Find New Comic Books

2012-05-24T13:13:00.001-04:00

Nerdy Culturist: How to Find New Comic Books: You want to read a comic books, and there are many to choose from. The walls will be covered with them, when you go to a comic book store...

Johnny Worthless Reviews Comics

2012-01-05T11:23:00.012-05:00

Hello People of the Internets...

Johnny Worthless here, got three on the docket this morning. The baby is asleep, so here we go.

First book of the day was The Goon #37. Lackluster cover. Dave Stewart rules. (He is the colorist, if you don't know his work by now look him up) Only in a Goon book will you hear 'Ghetto trash, beer tab tacos, and De-Monic Go-Rilla all in the same story. I never knew that The Goon was a union leader? Yes, that's right! The Goon tackles workers' rights in this issue. Art is fantastic. It's a touching story and couldn't be more appropriate with the current social climate. In the "Goon-Mail" (which is called 'Correspondences and Whatnot with Eric Powell') Powell explains the inspiration for the story. There is a Ragemoor #1 teaser in the back, Richard Corben (who is the artist for Ragemoor #1) has done some work on Hellboy before. I enjoy his work, Ragemoor looks cool.

Q: How do you make a comic book better?
A: Have Dave Stewart color it.

For Fans of... The Goon, Unions, 'The Man' getting his comeuppance!, Social Commentary

Valen the Outcast #2 was next. This is a new book I'm starting to read, found out about it through Previews. (If you don't check out Previews each month I highly recommend picking one up every 3-4 months, there is always something out there that one might be interested in that was missed on your normal radar). The story so far is King Valen is made a zombie, now he's going to get revenge on the Necromancer who made him that way. Not a fan of this cover, but it's better then Cover A. The chic on the cover is Zjanna, Valen's 'old friend'. There is a Drunk Guide named Cordovan (really). Valen looks like he's made of Rock. The names of everything are way over the top. Harrow's Thorn is really cool, but the moment is ruined by a 'Huzzah!' from the peanut gallery. (Harrow's Thorn is Valen's Sword) The book was very "jumpy" it didn't flow very well. There seems to be a disconnect between the writer and artist. Valen looks like my buddy Mikee. The Art is well done, the character design could have been better, but I liked the look of everyone. Big reveal at the end! I knew I was going to like this series from the synopsis (that's why I picked it up). Overall it was enjoyable, it reminded me of playing AD&D 2nd edition as a kid. I undoubtedly recommend this book for kids, as in kids old enough to enjoy decapitations.

For Fans of... Zombie Good Guys, Mikee D Adventures, Sword and Sorcery, Villains who speak in negative bubbles

Last book of the day was Star Trek #4. I'm loving these covers, I picked up two for this issue. (shown here is Cover A) There were a couple hiccups with the art, but this is the most cohesive looking book so far. Great Story, Great Concept. (Old Stories, New Crew) If your not reading this series you're missing out. It's great fun!

For Fans of... Chris Pine Star Trek, OG TV Shatner Star Trek, Science-Fiction

That's it for today.

Hope you enjoyed.

Thanks For Reading and Thanks for stopping by.

Leviathan Strikes!

2012-01-02T19:47:00.007-05:00

Hello People of the Internets!!!

Johnny Worthless Here!

Grant Morrison's end to the fantastic Batman Incorporated, Leviathan Strikes! After reading this one I had to give it it's own rant. This is the beginning of the end for the 'Morrison Run' on Batman. The end being this year's Batman Incorporated Leviathan (at least that's what it's called at the moment) it all started around six years ago with Batman and Son. It's a huge sprawling epic which is set to wrap up at the end of 2012. Just in time for the whole end of the world thing... Anyways, If you haven't read any of the 'Morrison Run' I can't recommend it enough. It's B A D A Double SS to the max. Below I'll list the run in it's entirety.

So back to Leviathan Strikes! DC teased a lot of what was going to happen in this book, if your looking for answers for anything involving the status quo of the new 52, look somewhere else. We were left hanging back in the 'good ole days' of the DC Universe as to what happen to the gang of Batman Inc. here are your answers. The OG run on Inc ended with issue #8, this book is issues #9 and #10 put together in a mini-maxi format. Nothing too earth shattering or anything like that. I mean you find out who Leviathan is, which is cool, I didn't have a clue it was who it was. You get to see Stephanie, (who forgot how much I miss), Dick as Batman, Tim Drake as the pimp-suited Red Robin, and Bruce in the Inc suit. This all takes place pre-new 52. It's a great ending, a fun read, it makes you want more.

Personally I thought Batman Inc felt kind of dis-jointed and didn't have a lot of cohesion from issue to issue. Leviathan Strikes! brings everything together from the whole Batman Inc. series. There are definitely new questions. There were plenty topics when reading single issues of Batman Inc. that left me scratching my head. After reading this I now found myself saying, "Oh, that makes sense...". It's Grant Morrison that is going to happen from time to time.

What I'm trying to say is I think the best way that one could read this part of the 'Morrison Run' is back-to-back.

Below is the cover (or slated cover) for the Batman Incorporated Volume 1 Hardcover. It's due out April 17th, I highly recommend this book. Till then you might be able to score all 8 issues if you're lucky. Read it all together, you'll thank me after you're done.

Well that's about it for tonight. Here's the 'Morrison Run' list, It's awesome. I recommend you start at the beginning (I didn't and you can hop on anywhere) they're all great books.

Batman and Son
The Resurrection of Ra's Al Ghul (with Paul Dini)
The Black Glove
Batman: R. I. P.
Final Crisis
Time and The Batman
Batman and Robin Vol. 1, 2, and 3
The Return of Bruce Wayne
Batman Inc. Vol. 1 (April 17th)
Batman Inc.: Leviathan Strikes!
Batman Inc.:Leviathan (Due out this year)

There you have it kids! I might be missing something, one of these days I'll make a definitive list with One million and JLA and Everything!!! But that's for another time. (Yea! Earth 2)

Thanks for reading, and Thanks for stopping by!

And Happy New Year!!!

Johnny Worthless Reviews Comics

2011-12-19T09:15:00.019-05:00

Hello People of the Internets...

Johnny Worthless here, the five on the roster today are kind of a hodge-podge from the past month/week. Trying out some new titles and some were recommended.

So here we go.

First book today is Star Wars: Agent of the Empire: Iron Eclipse Part 1. Cool name a bit long but cool. Very excited about this series it's a 5 parter. We meet Imperial Agent Jahan Cross, think Star Wars James Bond. Art is Quality. They do a good job of using Star Wars tech and familiar 'Star Warsy' things from known sources, (Clone Wars, OG Movies) seems very natural. Corporate Sector Action, very cool to see. It's uncharted territory for me, I've only ever had the RPG book so I would make up my own Corporate Sector stories. Han and Chewie make a cameo, it's not annoying or over the top. This looks like a gooden'. Most Star Wars writers really do there homework. I'm a fan of Ostrander (Yea Hawkman!) that was another reason this was a No-Brainer to pick this one up.

For Fans of... Star Wars Expanded Universe, Awesomeness, The Corporate Sector, John Ostrander

Batman: The Brave and the Bold # 13 was up next. Awesome cover, that's what led me to this book in the first place. My buddy's daughters have a couple of books from this series. They always looked fun, but to 'kiddish' as soon as I saw this cover I had to check it out. Great Robin story, If you're trying to teach your kids about Robins, (or cave people who think there has been only one) this would be a great tool. As you can guess from the cover all Robin's assemble Past, Present, and Future. Art was fun, just like the TV show. What can I say? I love Robins, If you do too, This book's for you!!! But, really it's for kids.

For Fans of... Robins, Goofy Team-ups, Brave and the Bold Cartoon

I was waiting to read this one for almost a month, The Goon # 36. I haven't read a Goon book in some time. I'm a big Eric Powell fan, he's got a great, if not odd (as in odd to you 'normal' folk out there) sense of humor, It's right up my alley! This issue has a 'real-life' guest star in ROXY DLITE, The Drinkin', Smokin', Strippin' Machine. How could I not buy this? It's a fun story The Goon and Franky (The Goon's pal) get into trouble, throw Roxi into the mix, the boys get out of trouble, (for the moment) the end. Great book, I'll be reading the Goon from here on out. If you like Humor and Hellboy, you'll love The Goon. Oh yea, not for kids.

For Fans of... Strippers, Funny, Eric Powell, Hot Human on Harpie Action

Next up Supergirl #3. Overall good book, there is something about 'Super-Family' villains that is a big turn-off for me, they look/are lame. Now for turn-ons... Whoa!!! Good Lord! Fanboys bring your drool rags to this party, the art is fantastic. Lots of crotch shots, I mean a lot, different angles and everything. If I was a Supergirl fan I'd be chopping at the bit for this book each month. That being said, Kara has basically started from ground zero with issue #1 of the new 52, it's only issue 3 so if you're interested there is still time... I'm going to leave it at that do to the fact everything I've typed to end this review sounds way too dirty.

For Fans of... Blondes, Supergirl, Gratuitous Crotch Shots

Last book of the night/day/afternoon is All Star Western # 3. I hadn't a clue what went on in the previous 2 issues of this series. Sweet Cover, that's what mainly sold me on this one. I'm pretty sure a horse wasn't 500 dollars (or 500 anything) 'back then', maybe I'm wrong. The art was sloppy, there were some really good parts, it's just not my cup of tea. I feel they're trying to tie too many things together in Gotham. In the realm of dare I say George Lucas, I don't like that. Don't get me wrong I like Jonah Hex, I just like him best as a back up, a side note to the story of Batman/Gotham. ( If that doesn't start a bar fight I don't know what will) Speaking of Back-ups... The El Diablo back up was great, I've never heard of him before, (that I can remember) the character was super cool. I'll look out for El Diablo stories in the future, but won't be picking up All Star Western again anytime soon.

For Fans of... Jonah Hex, Westerns, Antique Drive-bys

Sidebar...

I watched Batman: Year One last night. Great Movie, may be the best that DC has done straight to DVD. Classic even, if you haven't read the OG source material (cover shown to the left) just go buy it. The comic is on every one's top ten lists for a reason.

That's it for now kids.

Where else can you get info on Comics for kids, Strippers and Harpies, and DVD reviews all at the same place?

A big Worthless Thank You to everybody!!!

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Avenging Spider-Man #11 - $3.99 - Digital Copy - T+

Justice League #12 - $3.99 - T

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Detective Comics Annual #1 - $4.99 - T

Green Lantern Annual #1 - $4.99 - T

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Amazing Spider-Man #692 - $5.99 - Digital Copy - T

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Swamp Thing #12 - $2.99 - T+

Action Comics #12 - $2.99 - T

Detective Comics #12 - $2.99 - T

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Justice League #11

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Captain America #15 - $3.99 - Digital Copy - T

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Saga #5 - $2.99 - Not Rated

Green Lantern #11 - $2.99 - T

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A+X # 1 - $3.99 - Digital Copy Included - T

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Dexter #1 (of 5)

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