One Liner Jokes

The Best Advice Online

Dave Richardson — Fri, 10 May 2013 18:41:49 +0000

The best advice you ever read online is to limit the time you spend online.

Timesink, eyestrain…

Dave Richardson — Thu, 02 May 2013 09:28:18 +0000

Iron Man – Sorry guys, that’s not my idea of competitive fun.

Dave Richardson — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:38:08 +0000

See, teach, all your hard work wasn’t in vain.

Dave Richardson — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 10:58:28 +0000

Richard iii – Hide and Seek world record holder 1485 – 2013

Dave Richardson — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 22:43:08 +0000

Dave Richardson — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 21:26:02 +0000

Maybe the fish goes home and brags about the size of the bait he stole.

Dave Richardson — Sun, 03 Feb 2013 23:41:56 +0000

A muscle buggy Daytona style

Dave Richardson — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 23:58:04 +0000

This piece of wordplay is right on so many levels. Exercise to eat more bacon.

Dave Richardson — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 22:18:57 +0000

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Dave Richardson — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 12:14:31 +0000

Back in my day we had a word for global warming….it was called “August”.

Dave Richardson — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 11:55:44 +0000

I’m opening a new gym called “Resolutions”. It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks, and then turn into a bar.

Dave Richardson — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 22:38:46 +0000

In Christmas group therapy, notice that Father Christmas always wants to be the Santa of attention.

Claustrophobia: The fear of Father Christmas

Dave Richardson — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 21:59:33 +0000

Never go out with a baker, they’re too kneady.

Actually I’m now in a ‘long distance relationship’, which is very tough. I live in London, and she lives in the future.

Dave Richardson — Sun, 09 Dec 2012 15:25:49 +0000

Shoot the kids, hang the family, frame the wife. That’s clever advertising.

Dave Richardson — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 20:14:21 +0000

Funny toilet signage. I know you have been busting to see these.