One part per Million

Music - Chromeo; When the night falls

2011-09-08T08:50:00.000-05:00

When the night falls, oh, yeah You can tell her about the way that you feel Make your way 'cross, oh, yeah And just hope that she remembers you still

I'm searching for a victim In the city where there's no one else around And I know it's been a little while But your number is the only one I found

Now we've had our share of ups and downs In the years that I came through your town But let's put it all to rest
I'm just having nights of one on ones When the conversation has begun Put your head on my chest
There's something about you, girl And rekindle the thrill
When the night falls, oh, yeah You can tell her about the way that you feel Make your way 'cross, oh, yeah And just hope that she remembers you still

Well, you probably think I'm a fast talking romantic With a high for looking ways But it's all about the impression you made on the first time I met you It stayed with me for days

And now I want that feeling back But I'm not sure where to get it You have the answer to that
And you say it's nothing but fun and games But over the phone it's not the same So let's try to cross paths

There's something about you, girl And it's rather strange I wanna come back to you, girl And rekindle the thrill
When the night falls, oh, yeah You can tell her about the way that you feel Make your way 'cross, oh, yeah And just hope that she remembers you still

When the night falls, oh, yeah You can tell her about the way that you feel Make your way 'cross, oh, yeah And just hope that she remembers Hope that she remembers you still

[Lyrics via metrolyrics]

Pinch Me - Bathroom time

2011-06-24T07:18:00.000-05:00

Music Wednesday Tech N9ne - Riot Maker

2011-06-15T07:43:00.000-05:00

Citizen Cope - My Way Home: Live From Austin City Limits Festival

2011-06-08T08:32:00.000-05:00

Music Wednesday - Beatles- Eleanor Rigby

2011-05-04T08:43:00.000-05:00

Bruce Schneier: The security mirage

2011-04-29T12:52:00.001-05:00

Holy ukulele batman!

2011-03-16T12:37:00.000-05:00

Taimane Gardner and her ukulele are destined to give you an eargasam.

This lady is freaking awesome and extremely attractive. If she doesn't make it big then I'll pay her to play for me. I haven't figured out how I would pay her yet, but I imagine that we'll come to a mutual decision on that later.

Music Wednesday - Gomez AirStream driver

2011-03-16T08:05:00.002-05:00

Airstream Driver from Gomez

Residential Foursquare

2011-02-24T07:19:00.000-06:00

WiseGuy Pictures. These guys are epic.

Residential Foursquare from Wiseguy Pictures on Vimeo.

Chromeo - 'Don't Turn the Lights On' (Official Video)

2011-02-18T07:57:00.000-06:00

Harry Baals

2011-02-13T11:49:00.000-06:00

Music Wednesday - The Left Rights - "I'M ON CRACK" Music Video

2011-01-19T08:45:00.000-06:00

Different app Thursday - Survival Guide by SusaSoftX

2011-01-06T11:00:00.006-06:00

Ever stuck in the wilderness trapped only with your smart phone? Forget to pay the bill and left with no one to call? Fear not there is an app for that: Survival guidebased on the U.S. Military Survival Manual FM 21-76.

Armed only with your Android buddy you can survive until the battery dies off. Instructions on fire building, what animals are best to consume, what to do if you consume poison from a plant.

In all fairness you should really check this one out as a good read before that day comes where you really are left to stick it out and wait for help. A good five star app from SusaSoftX.

Survival Guide for Android on AppBrain

Music Wednesday Ambling Alp - Yeasayer TIMES 2

2011-01-05T10:00:00.008-06:00

This isn't a two for one deal, but the same song twice. I know; your saying "what gives". Well the song isn't that great but the remake does it better justice than the original thanks to Goddamn Cobras Collective.

The Goddamn Cobras Collective; is a group from Brooklyn that gets together and creates something interesting.They have done many covers in the past and this one is of Yeasayer's Amblin Alp. Replacing most of the synthetic music with there own thought-out acoustics. Greatness awaits these guys.

Cobra Den Invitational: Wakey!Wakey! - Ambling Alp (Yeasayer) from Goddamn Cobras Collective on Vimeo.

[VIA theawl]

Enterprise Scandal Video; tell them to suck it.

2011-01-05T07:48:00.000-06:00

Most of you have probably already heard about the scandal surrounding the USS Enterprise and Captain Owen P. Honors. I would encourage you to watch the video in question and then tell everyone else that they can go suck it.

Captain Honors has done an excellent job motivating his people with these types of videos. These people are out at sea for months at a time on their tours. These type of videos are the least of the worries of a commanding officer on the battle lines. As you watch keep in mind that he didn't blow away a civilian city, torture innocents in the name of our country or sexually assault anyone. He did however use the F word a lot.

My only hope for the guy at this point is that someone out there sees some potential for this guy to have his own show. Hell I'd watch him over Jay Leno any night. Anyway I support Captain Honors; best of luck to you sir.

Music Wednesday - Eminem - Syllables (Ft. Jay-Z, Dr. Dre, 50 Cent, Cashis & Stat Quo)

2010-12-29T10:30:00.005-06:00

It’s not about lyrics anymore, it’s about a hot beat and a catchy hook
[Eminem]
If we gotta dumb down our style and ABC it
then so be it
cause nowadays these kids, jeez
don’t give a shit bout lyrics
all they wanna hear is a beat and thats it
long as they can go to the club and get blitz
pick up some chicks and get some digits
and the DJ’s playing them hits
oh this my jam, this my sh-t
we dont know a word to a verse,
all we know is the chorus
cause the chorus repeats the same four words for us
and the songs ginormous, the whole formula’s switched
cause we don’t know anymore, what are hits
is it the beat, is it the rap
is it a finger snap or the same 808 clap
and how do we adapt and get TRL votes
when 13 year olds control the remote
and Ashley’s got a brand new nose
we gotta put some new em-phasis on our syllables
[Jay-Z]
If the emphasis on the compact disc isn’t the beat
than I’m gon feature EM and get rich
and let Dre mix the shit and drive off in the Range Ro
cause everywhere I go they love the bling bling flow
bang bang look at the way my chain glow
the ring on my fing’ cost Jermaine a lot of dough, oh
the f-ck am I busting my brain for?
its just the way the game go, oh, it takes 2 to tango
you call this a lame flow
you bought the shit
I guess you to blame too
I just found the angle
no more reality flow
I’m tryna time my album dropping with a reality show
cock the Mac 11 in front of Hot 97
and call my publicist tell her “we in press heaven”
no one gives a shit except some kids who just got into sex on the internet
so you want the chat room or the house of Malibu Em?
Your emphasis is on the wrong Syllable
[Dr Dre]
They said 30′s the new 20
funny, must mean 40′s the new 30
interesting cause ever since then it’s been innocence
an extension for veteran rappers that are better than half
of the shit coming out right now
its all trash
the torch is gonna burn out before it gets passed
Jay said it’s his last and 50 and Em
then what? Detox drops what we got then
so now our whole camps is running around scrambling over what to do
gambling everytime we put a record out
just looking for that hook
[Eminem]
(Wait Dre look)
Shorty I love you
and you love me too
we were meant to be cause shorty
you love me
and I love you too
and I promise I’ll be true to you
[50 Cent]
Go shorty, its your birthday
you made it just in time to hear my wordplay
its the kid that flip flows who used to flip O’s
and run G for days used to see how I get hoes
I’m international, I get my dick licked round the globe
I’m sick right into show, riding on lolo’s
puffing on coco, my bitch in Manolo’s
don’t f-ck with the dodo’s, I sling for dumb hoes
I playing, I aint got time to joke, joke
you f-ck around, you could get your ass smoked
look, its not a game, me B, I aint playing
beep behind me player, so you here anyway
you don’t hear what I’m saying
me fin-nini-na
fee-fi-dididee-yay
just give me my check and I’ll be on my way
sunny bunny money and funny
you aint even listening and I just took your money
[Stat Quo]
There once was a time everywhere he turned
shady aftermath was all ya heard
but they say 50 sang too much
and Em got soft
and they say Dre just fell the f-ck off
well f-ck the f-ck offs
all y’all eat soft, be mad, we bad fresh up outta the vault, oh!
new syllables eat ball, ya f-cks off’s
your house, your bitch I’m getting sucked off
East, south, midwest, even up north
falling victim to wax, spitting, bring out the white chalk
all for the gingerbread, we get it and get lost
catch me if you can, I’m running past while y’all walk
[Ca$hi$]
Shady made me for bringing it back
for the history of rap
it’s gone with a snap, a sneer and a clap
what happened to just spittin about living in the muthaf-cking city you at
in the grimiest condition, I breath in drama
King Mathers and Cash me, thats freak karma
I’m everything, anything, you could never be
its a hitting, rhyme in the month deep
I speak with a piece, no peace on my mind
I repeat every evil deed done of mine
no rest contest, contract to sign
by blood I’m in this squad for life
hear out my wind pipes and I just chime
I’m the reason you guys won’t say that line
I’m crazy renegade like Em and Jay-Z
I’m Rosemary’s baby
[Eminem]
Shorty I love you
and you love me too
we were meant to be cause shorty
you love me
and I love you too
and I promise I’ll be true to you
[Talking]
It is not about lyrics anymore,
It is not about lyrics anymore
its about a hot beat, a hot beat
its about a hot beat, a hot beat
a hot hot hot beat
and a catchy hook
a hot hot hot beat
and a catchy hook
nobody gives a damn about them syllables, sillyle-ables, whatever they are
I don’t care if you gotta rhyme smo, joe, toe and glow
now get out there and sell some God-damn records

Lyrics VIA killerhiphop.com

Usher ripped off Simpsons?

2010-12-29T10:09:00.000-06:00

Most of you are saying hey it's music Wednesday what is this? Proof that I'd way rather listen to a Simpson's Musical then Usher any day. At least they are original. Have a listen after the break. You be the judge.

Music Wednesday - Enrique Iglesias "Tonight" (I'm F**kin' You) Lyric Video - [feat. Ludacr...

2010-12-22T11:19:00.001-06:00

Reservations

2010-12-22T09:04:00.000-06:00

Via Damn you Auto Correct - Reservations

I had to share this with you internet.

2010-12-16T09:52:00.001-06:00

So a little old lady gets on a bus and sits next to two funny looking Italians. As they begin their ride she over hears the conversation the two are having. She hears the one Italian say: "M and then I cum and the two asses and then I cum again and then two more asses and then I cum again then a Pee-pee and then I cum again and it's done". She snaps her head quickly around giving a death stare. "I don't want to know what you are talking about but please keep it to yourself it is disturbing and gross". They look at each other and the one explains "I was just explaining to my friend how to spell Mississippi".

BAM "(M) and then (I) cum and the two (S) asses and then (I) cum again and then two more (S) asses and then (I) cum again then a (P)ee-(p)ee and then (I) cum again and it's done".

Bold Australian Flavored Milk AD

2010-10-18T10:56:00.002-05:00

Nothing like exploiting others for your own profits. On a much funnier note I guess the guy with the mistress was also having a side affair on his mistress with some 25 year old. This guy is BOLD; just like this Iced Coffee. Check Please!

[Via The DailyWhat]

More than meets the eye.

2010-10-13T08:04:00.000-05:00

That will teach us to use a smart grid.

[Via Abstruse Goose ]

Please allow me this moment to fuck with your head.

2010-10-08T16:18:00.000-05:00

Aspirins - Cutter from Mr. Harrison on Vimeo.

Best LED costume

2010-10-07T14:26:00.002-05:00

And I spent $20 on snow white for my daughter why? very cute

[Via Wired]

Music Wednesday - Cee Lo Green - FUCK YOU

2010-09-29T08:49:00.000-05:00