Onion News Networkhttp://www.theonion.com/onn/Onion News Networken-us2012 The Onion, Inc.Fri, 25 May 2012 19:13:30 GMTFri, 25 May 2012 19:13:30 GMT60no2012 The Onion, Inc.Comedyhttp://tv.theonion.comhttp://www.theonion.com/content/themes/onion/assets/onn/itunes_med.jpgOnion News NetworkRomney To Undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery To Better Connect With Women Votershttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~3/cErigSKUSA4/story01.htm<img width='1' height='1' src='http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1fb72880/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a 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GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/romney-to-undergo-gender-reassignment-surgery-to-b,28358/The OnionyesJoe Biden plans to honor fallen U.S. soldiers by jumping his motorcycle over the Vietnam Memorial, Thomas the Tank Engine is a little uneasy with his broad autistic following, and a friend who said goodbye 10 minutes ago is still on Gchat. 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Singer-Songwriterhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~3/0QIe5Hrw1dk/story01.htm<img width='1' height='1' src='http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1fad71b8/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&title=Quiet+Temp+Actually+Very+Untalented+Singer-Songwriter&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.podtrac.com%2Fpts%2Fredirect.mp4%2Ftrack.theonion.com%2Fpodcast_redirect.mp4%3Ffile%3Dhttp%253a%2F%2Fv.theonion.com%2Fonionmedia%2Fvideos%2Farticles%2Farticle%2F28310%2Fvideo-quiet-temp-actually-very-untalented-singerso-podcast-6527.mp4%26amp%3Btitle%3DQuiet%2520Temp%2520Actually%2520Very%2520Untalented%2520Singer-Songwriter%26amp%3Bissue%3D0" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /></a></td><td valign='middle'><a 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GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/quiet-temp-actually-very-untalented-singersongwrit,28310/The OnionyesKevin Bright's coworkers were shocked to learn that the mild-mannered, reserved temp spends his free time performing shitty music. 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GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/video-quiet-temp-actually-very-untalented-singerso,28310/The OnionyesVIDEO: Quiet Temp Actually Very Untalented Singer-Songwriter 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GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/search-crews-continue-to-look-for-obviously-dead-h,28305/The OnionyesAutistic reporter Michael Falk questions the logic of continuing to look for a group of lost hikers who clearly are no longer alive. 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GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/first-mcdonalds-opens-with-a-young-grimace-just-st,28289/The OnionyesThe Onion reflects on Bette Davis&#8217;s film debut as a piece of chocolate cake, Lindbergh&#8217;s historic flight across the Atlantic Ocean after decades of disastrous test runs with dog pilots, and the opening of the first McDonald&#8217;s with a young Grimace just starting out as a cashier. 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<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/F8GfLkO0VYBZO82CN0EJl-DsMxs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/F8GfLkO0VYBZO82CN0EJl-DsMxs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/F8GfLkO0VYBZO82CN0EJl-DsMxs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/F8GfLkO0VYBZO82CN0EJl-DsMxs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=wJ9b8Lx8hho:xXbR_hb2QXc:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=wJ9b8Lx8hho:xXbR_hb2QXc:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?i=wJ9b8Lx8hho:xXbR_hb2QXc:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~4/wJ9b8Lx8hho" height="1" width="1"/>Tue, 22 May 2012 15:45:00 GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/first-academy-awards-celebrates-best-actor-in-blac,28289/The OnionyesThe Onion reflects on Bette Davis&#8217;s film debut as a piece of chocolate cake, Lindbergh&#8217;s historic flight across the Atlantic Ocean after decades of disastrous test runs with dog pilots, and the opening of the first McDonald&#8217;s with a young Grimace just starting out as a cashier. 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src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ilg_guCVhrnvOVguDvC_i2WSrnQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ilg_guCVhrnvOVguDvC_i2WSrnQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ilg_guCVhrnvOVguDvC_i2WSrnQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=P7WpP6WIcKY:1fRqn1UGb3I:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=P7WpP6WIcKY:1fRqn1UGb3I:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?i=P7WpP6WIcKY:1fRqn1UGb3I:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~4/P7WpP6WIcKY" height="1" width="1"/>Mon, 21 May 2012 14:30:00 GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/behind-the-pen-the-chinese-threat,28261/The OnionyesThorsberg-Bronze-Quill-Award-winning cartoonist Stan Kelly takes you behind the scenes of his latest editorial cartoon, which explores a hidden threat from overseas. http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1f8fff9e/l/0L0Spodtrac0N0Cpts0Credirect0Bmp40Ctrack0Btheonion0N0Cpodcast0Iredirect0Bmp40Dfile0Fhttp0J3a0C0Cv0Btheonion0N0Conionmedia0Cvideos0Carticles0Carticle0C282610Cbehind0Ethe0Epen0Ethe0Echinese0Ethreat0Epodcast0E64970Bmp40Gamp0Ptitle0FBehind0J20AThe0J20APen0J3A0J20AThe0J20AChinese0J20AThreat0Gamp0Pissue0F0A/story01.htmhttp://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/e/1/s/1f8fff9e/l/0L0Spodtrac0N0Cpts0Credirect0Bmp40Ctrack0Btheonion0N0Cpodcast0Iredirect0Bmp40Dfile0Fhttp0J3a0C0Cv0Btheonion0N0Conionmedia0Cvideos0Carticles0Carticle0C282610Cbehind0Ethe0Epen0Ethe0Echinese0Ethreat0Epodcast0E64970Bmp40Gamp0Ptitle0FBehind0J20AThe0J20APen0J3A0J20AThe0J20AChinese0J20AThreat0Gamp0Pissue0F0A/podcast_redirect.mp4Dying Chevron Executive Excited To One Day Become 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GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/dying-chevron-executive-excited-to-one-day-become,28254/The OnionyesThe transportation secretary flips out on a pothole in Baltimore, a man wearing red glasses and pink pants is probably Dutch or something, and an Ohio Film Festival graphic designer decides to go with film reels for the O's. It's the week of May 14th, 2012. http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1f8fffa0/l/0L0Spodtrac0N0Cpts0Credirect0Bmp40Ctrack0Btheonion0N0Cpodcast0Iredirect0Bmp40Dfile0Fhttp0J3a0C0Cv0Btheonion0N0Conionmedia0Cvideos0Carticles0Carticle0C282540Cdying0Echevron0Eexecutive0Eexcited0Eto0Eone0Eday0Ebecome0Epodcast0E64920Bmp40Gamp0Ptitle0FDying0J20AChevron0J20AExecutive0J20AExcited0J20ATo0J20AOne0J20ADay0J20ABecome0J20AOil0Gamp0Pissue0F0A/story01.htmhttp://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/e/1/s/1f8fffa0/l/0L0Spodtrac0N0Cpts0Credirect0Bmp40Ctrack0Btheonion0N0Cpodcast0Iredirect0Bmp40Dfile0Fhttp0J3a0C0Cv0Btheonion0N0Conionmedia0Cvideos0Carticles0Carticle0C282540Cdying0Echevron0Eexecutive0Eexcited0Eto0Eone0Eday0Ebecome0Epodcast0E64920Bmp40Gamp0Ptitle0FDying0J20AChevron0J20AExecutive0J20AExcited0J20ATo0J20AOne0J20ADay0J20ABecome0J20AOil0Gamp0Pissue0F0A/podcast_redirect.mp4Republicans Stalling Obama's Agenda By Speaking, Moving In Slow Motionhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~3/aMPiIzijEig/story01.htm<img width='1' height='1' src='http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1f8fffa2/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&title=Republicans+Stalling+Obama%27s+Agenda+By+Speaking%2C+Moving+In+Slow+Motion&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.podtrac.com%2Fpts%2Fredirect.mp4%2Ftrack.theonion.com%2Fpodcast_redirect.mp4%3Ffile%3Dhttp%253a%2F%2Fv.theonion.com%2Fonionmedia%2Fvideos%2Farticles%2Farticle%2F28234%2Frepublicans-stalling-obamas-agenda-by-speaking-mov-podcast-6487.mp4%26amp%3Btitle%3DRepublicans%2520Stalling%2520Obama%2527s%2520Agenda%2520By%2520Speaking%252C%2520Moving%2520In%2520Slow%2520Motion%26amp%3Bissue%3D0" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /></a></td><td valign='middle'><a 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GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/republicans-stalling-obamas-agenda-by-speaking-mov,28234/The OnionyesDemocrats charge that Republican members of Congress are preventing the passage of the bills by moving very slowly. 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Meltdownhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~3/opcnYFCkUX4/story01.htm<img width='1' height='1' src='http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1f8fffa5/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&title=After+Weeks+Of+Media+Pressure%2C+Shia%C2%A0LaBeouf%C2%A0Still+Refusing+To+Have+Public+Meltdown&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.podtrac.com%2Fpts%2Fredirect.mp4%2Ftrack.theonion.com%2Fpodcast_redirect.mp4%3Ffile%3Dhttp%253a%2F%2Fvideos.theonion.com%2Fonion_video%2Fauto%2F27235%2Fafter-weeks-of-media-pressure-shia-labouef-still-r-podcast-5981.mp4%26amp%3Btitle%3DAfter%2520Weeks%2520Of%2520Media%2520Pressure%252C%2520Shia%25C2%25A0LaBeouf%25C2%25A0Still%2520Refusing%2520To%2520Have%2520Public%2520Meltdown%26amp%3Bissue%3D0" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /></a></td><td valign='middle'><a 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src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/134204531699/u/49/f/635795/c/34529/s/1f8fffa5/a2t.img" border="0"/> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/qddA0jw8XJwE69f0tcV1CJDdwWU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/qddA0jw8XJwE69f0tcV1CJDdwWU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/qddA0jw8XJwE69f0tcV1CJDdwWU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/qddA0jw8XJwE69f0tcV1CJDdwWU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=opcnYFCkUX4:ZChVa6sqCy4:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=opcnYFCkUX4:ZChVa6sqCy4:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?i=opcnYFCkUX4:ZChVa6sqCy4:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~4/opcnYFCkUX4" height="1" width="1"/>Wed, 16 May 2012 17:25:00 GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/after-weeks-of-media-pressure-shia-labeouf-still-r,27235/The OnionyesIn this Star Fix Quick Hit, Angelique Clark looks at the media's ongoing efforts to push Shia LaBeouf over the edge into a Charlie Sheen-style breakdown. http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1f8fffa5/l/0L0Spodtrac0N0Cpts0Credirect0Bmp40Ctrack0Btheonion0N0Cpodcast0Iredirect0Bmp40Dfile0Fhttp0J3a0C0Cvideos0Btheonion0N0Conion0Ivideo0Cauto0C272350Cafter0Eweeks0Eof0Emedia0Epressure0Eshia0Elabouef0Estill0Er0Epodcast0E59810Bmp40Gamp0Ptitle0FAfter0J20AWeeks0J20AOf0J20AMedia0J20APressure0J2C0J20AShia0JC20JA0ALaBeouf0JC20JA0AStill0J20ARefusing0J20ATo0J20AHave0J20APublic0J20AMeltdown0Gamp0Pissue0F0A/story01.htmhttp://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/e/1/s/1f8fffa5/l/0L0Spodtrac0N0Cpts0Credirect0Bmp40Ctrack0Btheonion0N0Cpodcast0Iredirect0Bmp40Dfile0Fhttp0J3a0C0Cvideos0Btheonion0N0Conion0Ivideo0Cauto0C272350Cafter0Eweeks0Eof0Emedia0Epressure0Eshia0Elabouef0Estill0Er0Epodcast0E59810Bmp40Gamp0Ptitle0FAfter0J20AWeeks0J20AOf0J20AMedia0J20APressure0J2C0J20AShia0JC20JA0ALaBeouf0JC20JA0AStill0J20ARefusing0J20ATo0J20AHave0J20APublic0J20AMeltdown0Gamp0Pissue0F0A/podcast_redirect.mp4Alabama Hosts First Desegregated Mass Suicidehttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~3/9E7Hrxlyflg/story01.htm<img width='1' height='1' src='http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1f8fffa6/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&title=Alabama+Hosts+First+Desegregated+Mass+Suicide&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.podtrac.com%2Fpts%2Fredirect.mp4%2Ftrack.theonion.com%2Fpodcast_redirect.mp4%3Ffile%3Dhttp%253a%2F%2Fv.theonion.com%2Fonionmedia%2Fvideos%2Farticles%2Farticle%2F28231%2Fve-day-commemorated-with-historic-radio-address-fr-podcast-6481.mp4%26amp%3Btitle%3DAlabama%2520Hosts%2520First%2520Desegregated%2520Mass%2520Suicide%26amp%3Bissue%3D0" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /></a></td><td valign='middle'><a 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GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/alabama-hosts-first-desegregated-mass-suicide,28231/The OnionyesThe Onion looks back at Alabama's first desegregated mass suicide, the historic V.E. Day Speech from FDR's rotting corpse, and the completion of the transcontinental railroad with the gold-plated femur of a Chinaman. http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1f8fffa6/l/0L0Spodtrac0N0Cpts0Credirect0Bmp40Ctrack0Btheonion0N0Cpodcast0Iredirect0Bmp40Dfile0Fhttp0J3a0C0Cv0Btheonion0N0Conionmedia0Cvideos0Carticles0Carticle0C282310Cve0Eday0Ecommemorated0Ewith0Ehistoric0Eradio0Eaddress0Efr0Epodcast0E64810Bmp40Gamp0Ptitle0FAlabama0J20AHosts0J20AFirst0J20ADesegregated0J20AMass0J20ASuicide0Gamp0Pissue0F0A/story01.htmhttp://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/e/1/s/1f8fffa6/l/0L0Spodtrac0N0Cpts0Credirect0Bmp40Ctrack0Btheonion0N0Cpodcast0Iredirect0Bmp40Dfile0Fhttp0J3a0C0Cv0Btheonion0N0Conionmedia0Cvideos0Carticles0Carticle0C282310Cve0Eday0Ecommemorated0Ewith0Ehistoric0Eradio0Eaddress0Efr0Epodcast0E64810Bmp40Gamp0Ptitle0FAlabama0J20AHosts0J20AFirst0J20ADesegregated0J20AMass0J20ASuicide0Gamp0Pissue0F0A/podcast_redirect.mp4Behind The Pen: How Marriage Workshttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~3/341Jou0IKpQ/story01.htm<img width='1' height='1' src='http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1f8fffa7/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&title=Behind+The+Pen%3A+How+Marriage+Works&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.podtrac.com%2Fpts%2Fredirect.mp4%2Ftrack.theonion.com%2Fpodcast_redirect.mp4%3Ffile%3Dhttp%253a%2F%2Fv.theonion.com%2Fonionmedia%2Fvideos%2Farticles%2Farticle%2F28173%2Fbehind-the-pen-holy-matrimoney-podcast-6474.mp4%26amp%3Btitle%3DBehind%2520The%2520Pen%253A%2520How%2520Marriage%2520Works%26amp%3Bissue%3D0" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /></a></td><td valign='middle'><a href="http://res.feedsportal.com/viral/bookmark.cfm?title=Behind+The+Pen%3A+How+Marriage+Works&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.podtrac.com%2Fpts%2Fredirect.mp4%2Ftrack.theonion.com%2Fpodcast_redirect.mp4%3Ffile%3Dhttp%253a%2F%2Fv.theonion.com%2Fonionmedia%2Fvideos%2Farticles%2Farticle%2F28173%2Fbehind-the-pen-holy-matrimoney-podcast-6474.mp4%26amp%3Btitle%3DBehind%2520The%2520Pen%253A%2520How%2520Marriage%2520Works%26amp%3Bissue%3D0" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/bookmark.gif" border="0" /></a></td></tr></table></div><br/><br/><a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/134204531697/u/49/f/635795/c/34529/s/1f8fffa7/a2.htm"><img src="http://da.feedsportal.com/r/134204531697/u/49/f/635795/c/34529/s/1f8fffa7/a2.img" border="0"/></a><img width="1" height="1" src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/134204531697/u/49/f/635795/c/34529/s/1f8fffa7/a2t.img" border="0"/> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/OhtfVb3cf8U0wP8-xAJDNQDQGDo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/OhtfVb3cf8U0wP8-xAJDNQDQGDo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/OhtfVb3cf8U0wP8-xAJDNQDQGDo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/OhtfVb3cf8U0wP8-xAJDNQDQGDo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=341Jou0IKpQ:55GOHWPMAj0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=341Jou0IKpQ:55GOHWPMAj0:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?i=341Jou0IKpQ:55GOHWPMAj0:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~4/341Jou0IKpQ" height="1" width="1"/>Mon, 14 May 2012 17:00:00 GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/behind-the-pen-how-marriage-works,28173/The OnionyesOnion editorial cartoonist Stan Kelly is one of the world's top opinion-makers. He gets up close and personal in this new video series. http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1f8fffa7/l/0L0Spodtrac0N0Cpts0Credirect0Bmp40Ctrack0Btheonion0N0Cpodcast0Iredirect0Bmp40Dfile0Fhttp0J3a0C0Cv0Btheonion0N0Conionmedia0Cvideos0Carticles0Carticle0C281730Cbehind0Ethe0Epen0Eholy0Ematrimoney0Epodcast0E64740Bmp40Gamp0Ptitle0FBehind0J20AThe0J20APen0J3A0J20AHow0J20AMarriage0J20AWorks0Gamp0Pissue0F0A/story01.htmhttp://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/e/1/s/1f8fffa7/l/0L0Spodtrac0N0Cpts0Credirect0Bmp40Ctrack0Btheonion0N0Cpodcast0Iredirect0Bmp40Dfile0Fhttp0J3a0C0Cv0Btheonion0N0Conionmedia0Cvideos0Carticles0Carticle0C281730Cbehind0Ethe0Epen0Eholy0Ematrimoney0Epodcast0E64740Bmp40Gamp0Ptitle0FBehind0J20AThe0J20APen0J3A0J20AHow0J20AMarriage0J20AWorks0Gamp0Pissue0F0A/podcast_redirect.mp4Same Homeless Man Always Begging For Change On United Flighthttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~3/nqSI2ibzL3k/story01.htm<img width='1' height='1' 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GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/same-homeless-man-always-begging-for-change-on-uni,28178/The OnionyesA 5-year-old announces that the circle is no longer her favorite shape, former Kentucky Derby winner Big Brown makes his comeback to horse racing as a jockey, and the guitar music fad runs its course. 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GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/in-bipartisan-spirit-obama-makes-deal-to-get-kicke,28107/The OnionyesPresident Obama works out an agreement to have Republicans in Congress kick him in the balls in exchange for nothing. 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GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/it-easy-to-tell-what-area-man-will-look-like-as-sk,28098/The OnionyesAn anxiety-ridden man is rightly ashamed of every single thing that he does, half a sleeve of Oreos is lost in a house fire, and a local man has had more than enough beach. 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Talkhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~3/T7ApbQPyg5M/story01.htm<img width='1' height='1' src='http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1f8fffac/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&title=Medium+Channels+The+Spirits+Of+Old+Acquaintances+For+Awkward+Small+Talk&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.podtrac.com%2Fpts%2Fredirect.mp4%2Ftrack.theonion.com%2Fpodcast_redirect.mp4%3Ffile%3Dhttp%253a%2F%2Fv.theonion.com%2Fonionmedia%2Fvideos%2Farticles%2Farticle%2F28067%2Fmedium-channels-the-spirits-of-old-acquaintances-f-podcast-6440.mp4%26amp%3Btitle%3DMedium%2520Channels%2520The%2520Spirits%2520Of%2520Old%2520Acquaintances%2520For%2520Awkward%2520Small%2520Talk%26amp%3Bissue%3D0" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /></a></td><td valign='middle'><a 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GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/medium-channels-the-spirits-of-old-acquaintances-f,28067/The OnionyesPsychic Kenneth Quinn connects Today Now! studio guests with former landlords and friends of work friends who have died for stilted conversations from beyond. 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Parrothttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~3/6QaVwxzvEek/story01.htm<img width='1' height='1' src='http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1f8fffad/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&title=Romney+Courts+Hispanic+Vote+With+Animated+Sombrero-Wearing+Parrot&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.podtrac.com%2Fpts%2Fredirect.mp4%2Ftrack.theonion.com%2Fpodcast_redirect.mp4%3Ffile%3Dhttp%253a%2F%2Fv.theonion.com%2Fonionmedia%2Fvideos%2Farticles%2Farticle%2F28044%2Fromney-courts-hispanic-vote-with-animated-sombrero-podcast-6435.mp4%26amp%3Btitle%3DRomney%2520Courts%2520Hispanic%2520Vote%2520With%2520Animated%2520Sombrero-Wearing%2520Parrot%26amp%3Bissue%3D0" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /></a></td><td valign='middle'><a 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href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/2Vz9v7ccZT149_7pQHfjEqWC8jo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/2Vz9v7ccZT149_7pQHfjEqWC8jo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/2Vz9v7ccZT149_7pQHfjEqWC8jo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/2Vz9v7ccZT149_7pQHfjEqWC8jo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=6QaVwxzvEek:CsPipTh6I1g:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=6QaVwxzvEek:CsPipTh6I1g:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?i=6QaVwxzvEek:CsPipTh6I1g:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~4/6QaVwxzvEek" height="1" width="1"/>Tue, 01 May 2012 13:50:00 GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/romney-courts-hispanic-vote-with-animated-sombrero,28044/The OnionyesThis week the Romney campaign introduced &#34;Paco&#34;, a taco-loving cartoon parrot, in hopes of appealing to Latino voters. 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Hotterhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~3/R8bPeedg1-0/story01.htm<img width='1' height='1' src='http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1f8fffae/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&title=Biden+Unveils+New+Health+Initiative+To+Make+U.S.+Women+Hotter&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.podtrac.com%2Fpts%2Fredirect.mp4%2Ftrack.theonion.com%2Fpodcast_redirect.mp4%3Ffile%3Dhttp%253a%2F%2Fv.theonion.com%2Fonionmedia%2Fvideos%2Farticles%2Farticle%2F28031%2Fbiden-unveils-new-health-initiative-to-make-us-wom-podcast-6429.mp4%26amp%3Btitle%3DBiden%2520Unveils%2520New%2520Health%2520Initiative%2520To%2520Make%2520U.S.%2520Women%2520Hotter%26amp%3Bissue%3D0" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /></a></td><td valign='middle'><a 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GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/biden-unveils-new-health-initiative-to-make-us-wom,28031/The OnionyesInspired by the First Lady's health plan for children, Vice President Joe Biden has pledged to make every American woman beach-ready. 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Crash http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~3/lui_yx7b668/story01.htm<img width='1' height='1' src='http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1f8fffaf/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&title=Kid+Screaming+Behind+Passenger+During+Entire+Plane+Crash%C2%A0&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.podtrac.com%2Fpts%2Fredirect.mp4%2Ftrack.theonion.com%2Fpodcast_redirect.mp4%3Ffile%3Dhttp%253a%2F%2Fv.theonion.com%2Fonionmedia%2Fvideos%2Farticles%2Farticle%2F28022%2Freport-typical-city-bus-contains-no-fewer-than-fou-podcast-6424.mp4%26amp%3Btitle%3DKid%2520Screaming%2520Behind%2520Passenger%2520During%2520Entire%2520Plane%2520Crash%25C2%25A0%26amp%3Bissue%3D0" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /></a></td><td valign='middle'><a 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GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/kid-screaming-behind-passenger-during-entire-plane,28022/The OnionyesA Greyhound bus crash claims 30 miserable lives, a Stanford study finds no logical reason why planes are able to fly, and a local man goes and gets himself hit by a goddamn bus. 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Syriahttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~3/vAzrnOmiEyI/story01.htm<img width='1' height='1' src='http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1f8fffb0/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&title=Kanye+West+In+Feud+With+Nation+Of+Syria&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.podtrac.com%2Fpts%2Fredirect.mp4%2Ftrack.theonion.com%2Fpodcast_redirect.mp4%3Ffile%3Dhttp%253a%2F%2Fv.theonion.com%2Fonionmedia%2Fvideos%2Farticles%2Farticle%2F28013%2Fkanye-west-in-feud-with-nation-of-syria-podcast-6414.mp4%26amp%3Btitle%3DKanye%2520West%2520In%2520Feud%2520With%2520Nation%2520Of%2520Syria%26amp%3Bissue%3D0" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /></a></td><td valign='middle'><a 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src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/PQes0lVlFXq3bDnLQm-b9L6MPng/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/PQes0lVlFXq3bDnLQm-b9L6MPng/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/PQes0lVlFXq3bDnLQm-b9L6MPng/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=vAzrnOmiEyI:NCTiSNeUf7A:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=vAzrnOmiEyI:NCTiSNeUf7A:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?i=vAzrnOmiEyI:NCTiSNeUf7A:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~4/vAzrnOmiEyI" height="1" width="1"/>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:30:00 GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/kanye-west-in-feud-with-nation-of-syria,28013/The OnionyesIn the Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports on Kanye West's feud with Syria and a company's decision not to bother recalling a defective hotplate. http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1f8fffb0/l/0L0Spodtrac0N0Cpts0Credirect0Bmp40Ctrack0Btheonion0N0Cpodcast0Iredirect0Bmp40Dfile0Fhttp0J3a0C0Cv0Btheonion0N0Conionmedia0Cvideos0Carticles0Carticle0C280A130Ckanye0Ewest0Ein0Efeud0Ewith0Enation0Eof0Esyria0Epodcast0E64140Bmp40Gamp0Ptitle0FKanye0J20AWest0J20AIn0J20AFeud0J20AWith0J20ANation0J20AOf0J20ASyria0Gamp0Pissue0F0A/story01.htmhttp://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/e/1/s/1f8fffb0/l/0L0Spodtrac0N0Cpts0Credirect0Bmp40Ctrack0Btheonion0N0Cpodcast0Iredirect0Bmp40Dfile0Fhttp0J3a0C0Cv0Btheonion0N0Conionmedia0Cvideos0Carticles0Carticle0C280A130Ckanye0Ewest0Ein0Efeud0Ewith0Enation0Eof0Esyria0Epodcast0E64140Bmp40Gamp0Ptitle0FKanye0J20AWest0J20AIn0J20AFeud0J20AWith0J20ANation0J20AOf0J20ASyria0Gamp0Pissue0F0A/podcast_redirect.mp4Obama's Approval Rating Down After Photos Surface Of Him Eating Big Sandwich All Alonehttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~3/Tf8ciAU6SAQ/story01.htm<img width='1' height='1' src='http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1f8fffb1/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&title=Obama%27s+Approval+Rating+Down+After+Photos+Surface+Of+Him+Eating+Big+Sandwich+All+Alone&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.podtrac.com%2Fpts%2Fredirect.mp4%2Ftrack.theonion.com%2Fpodcast_redirect.mp4%3Ffile%3Dhttp%253a%2F%2Fv.theonion.com%2Fonionmedia%2Fvideos%2Farticles%2Farticle%2F28010%2Fobamas-approval-rating-down-after-photos-surface-o-podcast-6409.mp4%26amp%3Btitle%3DObama%2527s%2520Approval%2520Rating%2520Down%2520After%2520Photos%2520Surface%2520Of%2520Him%2520Eating%2520Big%2520Sandwich%2520All%2520Alone%26amp%3Bissue%3D0" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /></a></td><td valign='middle'><a 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src="http://pi.feedsportal.com/r/134204531688/u/49/f/635795/c/34529/s/1f8fffb1/a2t.img" border="0"/> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/N6bbUi76SjssPI9qlIfDjeQjrSg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/N6bbUi76SjssPI9qlIfDjeQjrSg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/N6bbUi76SjssPI9qlIfDjeQjrSg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/N6bbUi76SjssPI9qlIfDjeQjrSg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=Tf8ciAU6SAQ:55cziuTM2m0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=Tf8ciAU6SAQ:55cziuTM2m0:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?i=Tf8ciAU6SAQ:55cziuTM2m0:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~4/Tf8ciAU6SAQ" height="1" width="1"/>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:15:00 GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/obamas-approval-rating-down-after-photos-surface-o,28010/The OnionyesVoters describe recent images of Obama eating a gigantic hoagie all by himself &#34;somehow very sad.&#34; 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Really Letting Self Go Since Winning Westminster http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~3/k_yqkNi-JGs/story01.htm<img width='1' height='1' src='http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1f8fffb2/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&title=Pekingese+Really+Letting+Self+Go+Since+Winning+Westminster%C2%A0&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.podtrac.com%2Fpts%2Fredirect.mp4%2Ftrack.theonion.com%2Fpodcast_redirect.mp4%3Ffile%3Dhttp%253a%2F%2Fv.theonion.com%2Fonionmedia%2Fvideos%2Farticles%2Farticle%2F27992%2Feric-cantor-tossed-by-bucking-mitch-mcconnell-duri-podcast-6404.mp4%26amp%3Btitle%3DPekingese%2520Really%2520Letting%2520Self%2520Go%2520Since%2520Winning%2520Westminster%25C2%25A0%26amp%3Bissue%3D0" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /></a></td><td valign='middle'><a 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href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/QyVKyDenUI1FyLIDQwcevCzv5P4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/QyVKyDenUI1FyLIDQwcevCzv5P4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/QyVKyDenUI1FyLIDQwcevCzv5P4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/QyVKyDenUI1FyLIDQwcevCzv5P4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=k_yqkNi-JGs:ErOZxgX0qNo:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=k_yqkNi-JGs:ErOZxgX0qNo:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?i=k_yqkNi-JGs:ErOZxgX0qNo:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~4/k_yqkNi-JGs" height="1" width="1"/>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 18:25:00 GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/pekingese-really-letting-self-go-since-winning-wes,27992/The OnionyesA local man is proud he can still fit into his car from high school, &#34;Stray To Be Destroyed&#34; tops the list of cat names for the 24th straight year, and a Pekingese is really letting itself go since winning Westminster. 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Afghanishttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~3/StYaIpUiT7A/story01.htm<img width='1' height='1' src='http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1f8fffb3/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&title=Four+American+Troops+Tragically+Killed+Along+With+23+Afghanis&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.podtrac.com%2Fpts%2Fredirect.mp4%2Ftrack.theonion.com%2Fpodcast_redirect.mp4%3Ffile%3Dhttp%253a%2F%2Fv.theonion.com%2Fonionmedia%2Fvideos%2Farticles%2Farticle%2F27949%2Ffour-american-troops-tragically-killed-along-with-podcast-6388.mp4%26amp%3Btitle%3DFour%2520American%2520Troops%2520Tragically%2520Killed%2520Along%2520With%252023%2520Afghanis%26amp%3Bissue%3D0" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /></a></td><td valign='middle'><a 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GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/four-american-troops-tragically-killed-along-with,27949/The OnionyesAutistic reporter Michael Falk reports it is bad that four U.S. soldiers died but it is good that nearly two dozen Taliban soldiers died. 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Facebookhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~3/uJOZw1WiiUg/story01.htm<img width='1' height='1' src='http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c/34529/f/635795/s/1f8fffb4/mf.gif' border='0'/><div class='mf-viral'><table border='0'><tr><td valign='middle'><a href="http://share.feedsportal.com/viral/sendEmail.cfm?lang=en&title=Report%3A+Every+Potential+2040+President+Already+Unelectable+Due+To+Facebook&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.podtrac.com%2Fpts%2Fredirect.mp4%2Ftrack.theonion.com%2Fpodcast_redirect.mp4%3Ffile%3Dhttp%253a%2F%2Fv.theonion.com%2Fonionmedia%2Fvideos%2Farticles%2Farticle%2F27963%2Freport-every-potential-2040-president-already-unel-podcast-6394.mp4%26amp%3Btitle%3DReport%253A%2520Every%2520Potential%25202040%2520President%2520Already%2520Unelectable%2520Due%2520To%2520Facebook%26amp%3Bissue%3D0" target="_blank"><img src="http://res3.feedsportal.com/images/emailthis2.gif" border="0" /></a></td><td valign='middle'><a 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<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/2TuNGrME-L1kxCzZHCkLDIBi8SQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/2TuNGrME-L1kxCzZHCkLDIBi8SQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/2TuNGrME-L1kxCzZHCkLDIBi8SQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/2TuNGrME-L1kxCzZHCkLDIBi8SQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=uJOZw1WiiUg:ZP95UCQAncE:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=uJOZw1WiiUg:ZP95UCQAncE:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?i=uJOZw1WiiUg:ZP95UCQAncE:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~4/uJOZw1WiiUg" height="1" width="1"/>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:00:00 GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/report-every-potential-2040-president-already-unel,27963/The OnionyesA troubling report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable to political office due to their embarrassing Facebook posts. 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border="0"/> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/kbD1O_6wwb_lMmqRdoqy8x71B_k/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/kbD1O_6wwb_lMmqRdoqy8x71B_k/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/kbD1O_6wwb_lMmqRdoqy8x71B_k/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/kbD1O_6wwb_lMmqRdoqy8x71B_k/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=-8FSIhhXKK8:J6Bt4I5QY8U:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=-8FSIhhXKK8:J6Bt4I5QY8U:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?i=-8FSIhhXKK8:J6Bt4I5QY8U:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OnionNewsNetwork/~4/-8FSIhhXKK8" height="1" width="1"/>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 16:00:00 GMThttp://www.theonion.com/video/democrats-obama-has-dicked-us-around-for-four-year,27897/The OnionyesWhile most Democrats plan to vote for Obama in November, they continue to tell pollsters they're &#34;undecided&#34; just for the fun of messing with the president's head. 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