Onle In Da Philippines

Mambukal Waterfalls In the Philippines

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 02:41:00 +0000

Mambukal Waterfalls can be found at Murcia, Negros Occidental, Philippines. In the picture is the first waterfalls out of seven. It doesn't take too long to get into this falls. In fact, it only takes about 15 minutes to get there. No sweat at all!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:50:00 +0000

gotta share these to everyone especially La Sallians!
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noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 14:29:00 +0000

just made this:
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noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 14:53:00 +0000

my tribute to the greatest thrash metal band in the world:
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noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 07:36:00 +0000

Chicago, take a look at this!
http://richmantax.com/

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 07:29:00 +0000

don't be in such a rush, Chicago!
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noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:54:00 +0000

Hope this can also inspire you: http://ping.fm/9Tzg3

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:50:00 +0000

have you got the right attitude in life? http://ping.fm/Bgczm

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:44:00 +0000

I get a lot of inspiration from this: http://ping.fm/chK1v

Can I Tell You?: Change is Awesome!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 06:56:00 +0000

Can I Tell You?: Change is Awesome!

I'm just to proud to see some of my classmates in high school so very successful with their respective endeavors like this one here. He's one of the nicest kids I know way back during our High School days. Check him out! He might be an inspiration to all of you!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 12:29:00 +0000

How To Cook Pancit Molo?
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My son is not gay anymore! But why am I still angry?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:30:00 +0000

"What! You're gay? How can you do that?! And to think you're my junior!!!"

"But, dad, I can't help it! I'm really gay! I'm a woman trapped inside a man's body!!!"

"Oh, yeah!? We'll see about that!"

And so, the father succumb his gay son to a lot of torture that even Rambo will cry for his mommah! He was tied to a tree, beaten black and blue, and was stung by bees, made to roll over a floor filled with spilled vinegar and even hanged upside down and was halfway drowned inside a well. After that, the father pulled out his son from the well and asked him again.

"Are you gay!?"

"No, dad. I'm not gay anymore!"

"Good! Now, what are you? Already a man?"

"No, dad! I'm a MERMAID!"

Nurses abroad

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 03:12:00 +0000

Two nurses are on duty.

Nurse #1: "Hey, there's a thermometer in your ear!"

Nurse#2: "OMG! Somebody's ass has my pen!"

Juan, the Macho Farmer

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 03:10:00 +0000

Farmer: "Lalaking-lalaki na talaga ang aking anak na to na si Juan! Maging magsasaka na rin kagaya ko! Juan, ano ba ang gusto mong itanim?"

Juan: "Flowers, papa! Lots and lots of Bonggacious Flowers! Hay!"

I will buy bond paper!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 03:03:00 +0000

Juan: "Tay, bili ako ng 'bond pepper" sa tindahan!"

Tatay: "Wag kang tanga, Juan ha! Hindi 'bond pepper' ang tawag diyan!"

Juan: "E, ano ho ang tawag diyan?"

Tatay: "Kokongban!"

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:59:00 +0000

I have a neighbor was very much in love with the same girl for 20 years. During those years, only one question have been bugging my mind: I wonder what will happen if his wife finds out about it?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:28:00 +0000

Here is another joke from a Filipino sex maniac!

If you have bad breath, you should brush your teeth! But if a woman has Bad Breasts, she should brush her TITS!

Da Coconut!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 08:39:00 +0000

Da coconut nut is a big big nut!
If you eat too much you get very fat!

It's da coco fruit
It's da coco tree
From the coco palm family!

Hanep Talaga Pinoy!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 06:51:00 +0000

Talagang Onle In Da Philippines!

Corny Jokes: Onle In Da Philippines!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:29:00 +0000

Pedro was walking down the street when he accidentally bumped into an American.

Pedro: "I'm sorry."

Kano: "I'm sorry, too."

Pedro: "I'm sorry three!"

Kano (annoyed): "What are you sorry for?"

Pedro: "Alam ko ang kasunod diyan! FIVE!"

Kano (angry): "I THINK YOU'RE SICK!!!"

Pedro: "Kala mo hindi ko alam ang kasunod ha? SEVEN! O ha!!!!!"

Use This Word In A Sentence

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 08:22:00 +0000

Use *PAKWAN in a sentence....(*watermelon)

"LAST NIGHT, I DATED TWO GIRLS BUT I ONLY PAKWAN!"

Erap & Honasan

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 08:20:00 +0000

When Erap was President of the Philippines, he established a group called PACC (Presidential Anti-Crime Commission).

At that time, Gringo Honasan was a member of YOU (Young Officers' Union)....

...and they decided to merge the two groups.... PACC...YOU....

Fast Election Returns?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 08:17:00 +0000

They say that in America, the election results are faster. After the election, say, today, tomorrow, the results are already in. But they didn't know that here in the Philippines, it's much faster:

There is already an election result even before the voting begun!

one more thing...Erap once said:

" I BELIEVE IN THE SYNCHRONIZED ELECTIONS AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT AT THE SAME TIME!!!!"