Dear Brüno, is it okay to “manscape” down there?
It’s more zan okay; it is most essential. Be careful if you do it yourself, though—yesterday ich tried to self-wax mein arschenhaller und glued meinself to ze bed. Manscaping ist important, but not as crucial as getting regular anal bleaching. If Brüno didn’t get his schmutziger arschenhaller bleached twice a month, his shtinker vould resemble Dizzy Gillespie during a trumpet solo. In Austria anal bleaching ist considered so important zat it’s paid for by ze state. In fact, you cannot run for office if you don’t have a vhite arschwitz. Indeed, ex-chancellor Kurt Waldheim vas elected on ze back of a prishtine anus. Zere are added benefits to getting ze bleaching—on my last session, mein beautician, Klaus, found ze long-lost head of a David Beckham action figure up zere.

OK – hes got me laughing :)

Just to put the record straight – people who buy products from Only Anal Bleaching are split 25% Men (possibly Gay) and 75% women.

So why does everyone think it is only Gay men who anal bleach?

I’m interested on everybody’s thoughts on this –

As usual he is a classic character and in his introduction video, he drops a joke about bleaching one’s backdoor (bleached arsen holer).

Apparently Sacha Baron Cohen takes his characters seriously and actually had anal bleaching himself – which could make “anal bleaching” the new “Borat”.

During the Anal Bleaching procedure he apparently broke out in a rash, and some sources even reported his was taken to hospital after experiencing a “burning sensation that spread”. This Makes me think he obviously didn’t research his products on the Anal Bleaching Product Review section and choose an inferior product!

Anyway – here is the video for you to look over (watch out for 00:10sec) – its a classic, enjoy

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She (he) seems to have a lot to say on the topic of Anal Bleaching such as “Is your hole old and tired? Lost is luster and tone? “ – not really the sort of thing which people want to hear who want Anal Bleaching.

She calls it the hottest procedure on the market today – something I agree with :)

Non the less, if the topic wasn’t something close to me, it would be quite funny.

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Their Anal Bleaching Cream ingredients sound normal and it looks like it should be safe as the mention Bearberry Extract, which is a natural bleaching agent (but check about the amount of hydroquinone before continuing)

It seems quite costly at A$39 per session and they recommend taking 5 sessions twice a week – which, correct me if my maths are wrong, is around $390 per week.

Even though this offers the security of the Beauty Salon environment, you would be much better off buying a home use product. According to reader feedback, the best Anal Bleaching Product on the market at the moment is Vigala Anal Bleaching Cream

Again it mentions the harm non tested Anal Bleaching Cream can do can – so always use a tried and tested Cream, although just like any other cosmetic cream, a skin patch test is advised and if any discomfort is felt at any stage during Anal Bleaching, stop using the product and consult your docotor.

The article does ask the Jamaican readers to question themselves on why they want to bleach their private parts, and I’ve got to agree – this isn’t just a fad, you must really have a good reason to Bleach your anus – not due to “lack of self-worth” as the article mentions.

Do it because you want to.