Opinionnation Times

"Electric Worry" -Clutch

2009-11-20T15:56:00.003-07:00

I heard this really cool song on a commercial for "Left 4 Dead 2" on PS3... And I just had to post it:

Bang Bang Bang Bang, Vamanos Vamanos!

LGF Giving Hot Air the Business

2009-10-28T20:30:00.005-06:00

LGF has recently been flabbergasted at the type of readership Hot Air has harvested from the right-wing of the Blogoshphere.

I don't know what took him so long to realize that websites like Hot Air are frequented by a bunch of retarded assholes... Given that I highlighted this fact in such classic Opinionnation posts like, Conservatives Acting like Left-Wing Lunatics, and, Conservative Douchebag Websites.

But hey, better late than never.

I Shot Global Warming

2009-10-11T13:50:00.003-06:00

BBC News asks the question that I asked over two years ago: What Happened to Global Warming?

I answered that in 2007 in a post called (surprise), "What Happened to Global Warming?:

Every story in the American media runs its course and every public fad generally fades away. And so it is with the greatest bullshit extravaganza ever perpetrated upon the American people.

I think the man-made hysteria over global warming peaked last month and the Gorebots have lost all power to influence the media’s coverage of the issue. Thankfully, I think we’re done.

It was always a futile effort on the part of the global warmers to convince the general public of our impending doom. But man, for a while, they were resilient; preaching change and screeching their moral superiority at every opportunity. –But they made the classic mistake of overplaying their hand and now no one takes their overblown rhetoric seriously.

No one bought it!

Bill Clinton: How Dare the "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy" Point out My Corruption, the Fact that I Cheated on my Wife, and that I Lied Under Oath

2009-09-27T21:10:00.010-06:00

WASHINGTON — Bill Clinton says a vast, right-wing conspiracy that once targeted him is now focusing on President Barack Obama.

The ex-president made the comment in a television interview when he was asked about one of the signature moments of the Monica Lewinsky affair over a decade ago. Back then, first lady Hillary Rodham Clinton used the term "vast, right-wing conspiracy" to describe how her husband's political enemies were out to destroy his presidency.

Bill Clinton was asked on NBC's "Meet the Press" whether the conspiracy is still there. He replied: "You bet. Sure it is. It's not as strong as it was because America has changed demographically. But it's as virulent as it was."

Clinton said that this time around, the focus is on Obama and "their agenda seems to be wanting him to fail."

Why Is Barack Obama Going on Letterman?

2009-09-20T22:18:00.003-06:00

Why the hell is Barack Obama going on David Letterman this Monday???

I mean instead of trying to smile your way to better approval ratings for a failed health-care push, why don't you try fixing the damn thing first?

Or I have an idea... why don't you make a cool, night vision sex tape with Paris Hilton. And that way you can become a true celebrity and forget about the whole, "Leader of the Free World" thing.

Everything is Going to Work Out

2009-09-13T00:04:00.001-06:00

I don’t know about life sometimes…

I have always had the feeling that I was being watched over by some kind of guardian. Not a feeling of actually being watched by something, or some divine presence… but just a feeling that everything is going to be ok; that everything will end up working out.

But is that a gift? Or is it a curse???

I think, in large part, the reason that I have no motivation to succeed is because I have always felt that feeling of, “everything is set to work out for me”. I have always felt that I deserve to be great, that I’ve earned it. And I trust so much in that feeling of comfort that I cannot bring myself to do anything. I depend on that feeling.

-I live or die on that feeling…

Obama Is Even More Phony Than John Edwards

2009-09-09T21:46:00.000-06:00

Only one politician had the ability to instantly make me sick upon sight… before now.

And I never thought that there could be anyone… ever… as fake as John Edwards. But every time that I see Barack Obama, and then hear him speak, I get angry. I don’t know if it’s the typical liberal elitism or if President Obama has actually started believing his own Neo hype?

Either way, I’ve had about enough of this guy. And the funny thing is, is that I get the feeling that most of the people who voted for him have had about enough too.

-Our first black President is a damn disappointment.

Little Things that Piss You Off

2009-09-02T18:31:00.003-06:00

Episode 3:

Every time I get a new, fresh bag of sunflower seeds I tell myself that I'm going to open one shell, and eat one seed at a time. And for the first few minutes this is what I do. Everything is nice and neat.

Skip to 30 minutes later and there's a pound of shells scattered all over the carpet, my fingernails are blackened from sunflower seed gunk, and my teeth have so much shit in them, that I have to brush at least twice just to feel somewhat clean.

Freakin' Sunflower Seeds!

Little Things that Piss you Off

2009-08-24T22:59:00.003-06:00

Episode 2:

What really pisses me off is when I get out of the shower... put on some fresh, clean, warm socks... and then like an idiot, walk back into the bathroom right onto the damp bathroom carpet.

Ahhhhhhh!

little Things that Piss you Off

2009-08-18T00:42:00.002-06:00

Episode 1:

what really pisses me off is when I try to fasten my seatbelt and the safety mechanism kicks in while I'm driving and stops me. You keep tugging and tugging and then eventually, take a deep breath, let your foot off the brake, and and with extraordinary patience... you slowly slide the buckle to its designated spot of agreement.

Ahhhhh!

Really More Dangerous than Al Qaeda?

2009-05-01T12:04:00.001-06:00

Yes!

I wrote an article last year that was picked up by Reuters in which I claimed that the far-left in this country was indeed, far More Dangerous than Al Qaeda. I argued that Modern Liberalism, unlike Al Qaeda, has the actual ability to undermine and even destroy the foundational struts of the United States of America.

With the far-let literally in control of the nation… what the hell do you think we’ve been seeing? Now that there seems to be a vacancy at the Supreme Court, it will not be long until very key elements of our way of life come under threat. And that’s why the past few elections have been so important.

Dear President Obama...

2009-03-24T12:48:00.002-06:00

I currently have a credit card debt of $900. And I was recently threatened (by a collections agency) with federal prosecution for "refusal" to pay.

So I've figured with the Trillions of dollars (1,000,000,000,000) being completely wasted on failed institutions that my minuscule debt of $900 could be paid off by the government. -What I'm really asking for is a bailout.

This might seem a little sarcastic but I am very serious. We have the banking industry receiving billions of dollars, and in the meantime, I have a collection agent asking me quote: "Don't you think, after the bank afforded you a credit card, that they deserve some kind of payment?" -that is actually what he asked

They're getting billions of dollars from taxpayers and they still have the gumption to hound people for 900 bucks. I'm a upstanding citizen. I have never been arrested. I'm trying to go back to school. And I sure as hell have never collapsed the U.S. economy.

Thank you,
Anthony

The Rock Obama

2009-03-10T12:14:00.001-06:00

You don't want Barack to get angry. You won't like him when he's angry:

Killzone 2 Multiplayer Sucks

2009-03-09T15:35:00.005-06:00

The online play is sluggish. There is a serious lag between the time you make contact with the controller to the time your player responds. It is so bad that it makes horrible users better, and it makes great users worse. Target acquisition, using either the iron sights or the green dot sight, is almost impossible.

Don’t get me wrong, the campaign gameplay is mind-blowing. -It’s great. But it's obvious that the online mode was seriously neglected. It’s so bad that it makes Resistance 2 multiplayer look like a work of genius.

If you are used to CoD4 and World at War, then there is no way you are going to like the way this game feels. Now, in terms of graphics and overall coolness, Killzone 2 has any game beat. But no amount of Next-Gen graphics can substitute for gameplay. Trust me, I hate Call of Duty: World at War... but at least (when the servers work) you can actually shoot someone!

I pre-orded Killzone 2 almost two years ago. And to be honest, I would rather play Killzone 1 on PS2.

Oh, How I Wish Hillary Clinton Won

2009-03-06T15:11:00.003-07:00

I never thought that I could come to wish Hillary Clinton was President of the United States...

but I do, and it sucks. It's almost as if Barack Obama had zero credibility and ABSOLUTELY no qualifications to be President (gee, whodathunkit). He can't even put a cabinet together. No one, in their right mind wants to even be a part of this so-called "historic" presidency.

It is obvious he cares nothing for National Security. He cares nothing for the immediate financial crises. -He cares only about pushing social engeniering and distributing wealth. He thinks the United States of America is Chicago Illionis...

Uh, this isn't a city budget run by a plethora of corrupt local politicians.

Cowboys Cut Owens; Keep Useless Coach

2009-03-05T12:49:00.002-07:00

-Yet another round of bullshit from the Cowboys.

The problem was never Terrell Owens. The problem was that they never got him the ball. The problem was the widely reported lack of discipline. The problem was that Tony Romo’s head was so far up Jessica Simpson’s ass that it seemed as if he didn’t want to play. The problem has been and continues to be Wade Phillips.

I don’t understand how the Cowboys plan to win (not that they’ve won a playoff game in over a decade) without a playmaker receiver. And it doesn’t make sense to just release him and take a Cap hit. Why not let him play if you have to pay him anyway???

How does keeping Wade Phillips and cutting T.O. make the Cowboys better?

Troop-Hating Traitors Mad at Rush Limbaugh

2009-03-04T16:16:00.005-07:00

I found it hilarious that the political party who spent every day of the past 6 years trying to undermine the country, is concerned about Rush Limbaugh.

All that Limbaugh can do is "hope" that Obama fails. The Democratic Party actually led a concerted effort to force a surrender in Iraq; so that Bush would fail and they could take the White House. They shamelessly slandered the US military in order to gain political points. They actually celebrated Intelligence leaks (which put US Personnel at risk) so they could make President Bush look bad. --And they actually aided and comforted our enemies for short term political gain.

Democrats Piss me Off!

What the Hell is Twitter?

2009-03-01T02:50:00.002-07:00

not that I care...

But currently I am typing on my laptop. And as of now, I am still typing. -wait a minute! woops, I'm still typing. Ok, now I got some porn going. Yep, I love horizontal tiling. I can type while I watch porn.

Has the Press Turned on Obama?

2009-02-06T17:02:00.001-07:00

Probably 'cause he's black.

But it's nice to see the media going after Neo on all sorts of issues. Granted some reporter did try to jump a barrier rope to try and get the Prez's autograph.

And it's not like Barack is doing himself any favors. It seems that every single one of his nominations is some kind of tax evader. Hell, I wish that were the case for me. I would love to have so much money and power that people gave me things like a Limo service. -Isn't it funny how people with a lot of money and celebrity rarely have to buy anything?

anyway, the media did its best to destroy the Bush Administration. I hope they do their best to, at least, point out the idiocy of our current situation.

It is almost as if Barack Obama has no qualifications whatsoever and the media has picked up on that fact. Hmm, who what of thought.

See Kids: Do Drugs and You Could be Great

2009-02-01T20:20:00.002-07:00

Forget eating Frosted Flakes. Do some Bong rips:

Michael Phelps Takes a Hit

Barack Obama is Like Paris Hilton’s Chihuahua

2009-01-25T21:26:00.008-07:00

Barack Obama, to his outspoken liberal supporters, is like what Paris Hilton's Chihuahua is to her. It's an accessory that they use to feel special. Barack Obama is like a little dog that they carry in their handbags to show off.

They actually believe, in their self-absorbed minds, that just because they voted for Barack, or wrote songs for Barack, and went on TV to proclaim how much they loved Barack, that they are some kind of crusader against injustice and racism. As if simply voting for a black person negates their lifetime of greed, narcissism and hypocrisy.

In a weird way, the people who profess true love for Obama, believe that they own him.

Think about it. Where is the push to get Native Americans elected to public office? Because it seems to me that no one cares about their suffering.

White, liberal elites only pretend to care about the "hardships of the black man". You would think that because they spend so much time pretending to care about Blacks, that they would put Indians on their, "How can I feel special about myself " bullshit list. -When compared to Native Americans, black people didn't go through anything.

But I can't blame them... pretending to care about Native Americans doesn't really translate into votes. And it sure doesn't look good sticking out of a Versace handbag.

Obama Becomes President....

2009-01-20T15:15:00.001-07:00

... who cares. I'm busy playing Call of Duty: W@W

Nigga be Racial Profiling!

2009-01-17T20:42:00.002-07:00

Not that I like Whitey… but I’m amazed that our Liberal friends have not hit the streets in defense of White Supremacist groups who are unfairly being targeted for Neo’s historic inauguration ceremony.

I for one, am OUTRAGED:

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Hate crimes experts and law enforcement officials are closely watching white supremacists across the country as Barack Obama prepares next week to be sworn in as the first black president of the United States.

So far, there is no known organized effort to express opposition to Obama's rise to the presidency other than a call by the National Knights of the Ku Klux Klan for its members to wear black armbands as well as fly the U.S. flag upside down on Inauguration Day and Obama's first full day in office.

So far there is no plot to kill Obama. But because Obama is such a special half-blackey, the Government has been watching certain groups of a particular race...?

-Change

Hilarious: Fat Woman Told to use Zoo’s MRI

2009-01-13T14:03:00.002-07:00

“I thought, I know I’m big, but I’m not as big as an elephant.”

When a 5-foot, 275-pound woman found out she had a tumor on her spine, she was told by her local hospital to go the zoo to have a MRI because a regular MRI machine could not hold her weight, myfoxkc.com reported.

Carolyn Ragan told the television station she discovered the tumor two years ago and, after the hospital told her she could not use their MRI machine, a medical assistant said he would help her find a solution.

So he suggested the Kansas City Zoo

Dear Obama, Where’s My Money!

2009-01-05T12:16:00.002-07:00

For 24 years I have been awaiting the one who is so great that even before he has accomplished anything, the world has been saved.

Global warming is no more. Hurricanes will never again hit black neighborhoods. The educational system has been forever reformed. Al Qaeda no longer wants to behead your children.

Obviously, the Palestinian/Israeli conflict is now settled and peace has spread throughout the Middle East. And with the state of Illinois as a shining example; corruption in D.C. will finally come to an end.

And now that Barack Obama has promised me change… I expect to receive a huge entitlement check every month to help me climb out of debt. My fridge should always be stocked and my gas tank must be full at all times.

So hurry the hell up and get in office. I want my money… and hope… and change…….. Now!