Optipess http://www.optipess.com A Webcomic. On the Internet. Sun, 05 Feb 2012 23:04:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Crop Circled http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Optipess/~3/ehkT9zsQNq0/ http://www.optipess.com/2012/02/06/crop-circled/#comments Sun, 05 Feb 2012 23:00:00 +0000 Kristian http://www.optipess.com/2012/02/06/crop-circled/ The Glorkian championship was settled by a stunning last throw by the red team, hitting a bullseye and scoring a 5x Human Casualties multiplier!

Hello Monday! Please take a minute of your time to marvel at this new comic.]]> The Glorkian championship was settled by a stunning last throw by the red team, hitting a bullseye and scoring a 5x Human Casualties multiplier!

Hello Monday! Please take a minute of your time to marvel at this new comic.


]]> http://www.optipess.com/2012/02/06/crop-circled/feed/ 8 http://www.optipess.com/2012/02/06/crop-circled/ Brain Scan Result http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Optipess/~3/4MDLvslWy8c/ http://www.optipess.com/2012/02/03/brain-scan-result/#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:00:00 +0000 Kristian http://www.optipess.com/2012/02/03/brain-scan-result/ At least he´ll die with something happy on his mind.

Get your diagnosis with this new comic! :-P]]> At least he´ll die with something happy on his mind.

Get your diagnosis with this new comic! :-P


]]> http://www.optipess.com/2012/02/03/brain-scan-result/feed/ 5 http://www.optipess.com/2012/02/03/brain-scan-result/ Lethal Thrill Rides http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Optipess/~3/k9H3lxb9d_k/ http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/30/lethal-thrill-rides/#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:19:32 +0000 Kristian http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/30/lethal-thrill-rides/ The robot overlords would finally be defeated when they accidentally started reading Danielle Steele novels.

Whoops! Several naps during the day today slightly delayed this comic. Also, I haven’t heard anything from the Pringles lawyers regarding the previous comic, so I guess I am in the clear!]]> The robot overlords would finally be defeated when they accidentally started reading Danielle Steele novels.

Whoops! Several naps during the day today slightly delayed this comic.

Also, I haven’t heard anything from the Pringles lawyers regarding the previous comic, so I guess I am in the clear!


]]> http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/30/lethal-thrill-rides/feed/ 5 http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/30/lethal-thrill-rides/ Unstoppable http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Optipess/~3/WicWSHHj3Ao/ http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/27/unstoppable/#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 23:00:00 +0000 Kristian http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/27/unstoppable/ Later he discovered he could just stay at home and make popcorn instead.

Hopefully this comic won’t get me sued… Any similarities with a certain potato chips mascot – as well as the reference to a certain slogan, are both completely deliberate. Executives of the brand in question, be sure to take into consideration that I really love your product and consume it compulsively and religiously! (That should do [...]]]> Later he discovered he could just stay at home and make popcorn instead.

Hopefully this comic won’t get me sued… Any similarities with a certain potato chips mascot – as well as the reference to a certain slogan, are both completely deliberate. Executives of the brand in question, be sure to take into consideration that I really love your product and consume it compulsively and religiously!

(That should do the trick.)


]]> http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/27/unstoppable/feed/ 15 http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/27/unstoppable/ Last/First Flowers http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Optipess/~3/btL-Zj7ZcIQ/ http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/23/lastfirst-flowers/#comments Sun, 22 Jan 2012 23:00:00 +0000 Kristian http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/23/lastfirst-flowers/ Bring tissues! This will be the most adorable zombie uprising ever!

Here’s a new comic! I somehow got around to making this one even after getting exhausted from playing paintball/partying this weekend. You will be glad to hear that all my hours spent in Call of Duty did indeed finally pay off!]]> Bring tissues! This will be the most adorable zombie uprising ever!

Here’s a new comic! I somehow got around to making this one even after getting exhausted from playing paintball/partying this weekend. You will be glad to hear that all my hours spent in Call of Duty did indeed finally pay off!


]]> http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/23/lastfirst-flowers/feed/ 6 http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/23/lastfirst-flowers/ Paper Factory Feud http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Optipess/~3/1JlFUHE6CzE/ http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/20/paper-factory-feud/#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 23:00:00 +0000 Kristian http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/20/paper-factory-feud/ At first the trees reacted against the factory by sending angry letters. The irony didn't occur to them until later.

My tree readers will be glad to hear that Optipess is created 100% digitally.]]> At first the trees reacted against the factory by sending angry letters. The irony didn't occur to them until later.

My tree readers will be glad to hear that Optipess is created 100% digitally.


]]> http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/20/paper-factory-feud/feed/ 8 http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/20/paper-factory-feud/ The Arterial Drop http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Optipess/~3/RcnETr5FoJU/ http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/16/the-arterial-drop/#comments Sun, 15 Jan 2012 23:00:00 +0000 Kristian http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/16/the-arterial-drop/ The Arterial Drop directly follows the Capillary Curve.

Go for a ride with this new comic!]]> The Arterial Drop directly follows the Capillary Curve.

Go for a ride with this new comic!


]]> http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/16/the-arterial-drop/feed/ 9 http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/16/the-arterial-drop/ Early Inventions http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Optipess/~3/hBIlAFVpiAg/ http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/13/early-inventions/#comments Thu, 12 Jan 2012 23:00:00 +0000 Kristian http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/13/early-inventions/ The next important invention after these: Webcomics.

This one’s maybe pretty obscure, deliberately so, I guess! Ohwell. (Infact, I used to do a lot more of these “meta” comics when first starting out, but eventually I shied away from them, thinking they’d be too self-reflexive. I think I still have some lying around, though. Hm, I might dig them up…)]]> The next important invention after these: Webcomics.

This one’s maybe pretty obscure, deliberately so, I guess! Ohwell.

(Infact, I used to do a lot more of these “meta” comics when first starting out, but eventually I shied away from them, thinking they’d be too self-reflexive. I think I still have some lying around, though. Hm, I might dig them up…)


]]> http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/13/early-inventions/feed/ 13 http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/13/early-inventions/ The World’s Greatest Detective http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Optipess/~3/mPqcIM4xo_g/ http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/09/the-worlds-greatest-detective/#comments Sun, 08 Jan 2012 23:00:00 +0000 Kristian http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/09/the-worlds-greatest-detective/ When not uncovering adultery, he´s also tracking down lost kittens.

Oh man, this took me forever to draw. Hopefully it still makes sense.]]> When not uncovering adultery, he´s also tracking down lost kittens.

Oh man, this took me forever to draw. Hopefully it still makes sense.


]]> http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/09/the-worlds-greatest-detective/feed/ 10 http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/09/the-worlds-greatest-detective/ New Year’s Revenge http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Optipess/~3/wweCBPutzDk/ http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/06/new-years-revenge/#comments Thu, 05 Jan 2012 23:00:00 +0000 Kristian http://www.optipess.com/2012/01/06/new-years-revenge/ One might say he’s getting *defused*... (But should one?)

Oh dear… Apologies to my male readers. And to my female readers as well, while I’m at it.]]> One might say he’s getting *defused*... (But should one?)

Oh dear… Apologies to my male readers. And to my female readers as well, while I’m at it.


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