Optipess

Cubicle Life

Kristian — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 07:00:00 +0000

This is pretty much an accurate depiction of my dayjob. Well, except it’s more of a downward spiral than a cycle. Sigh.

Human Trap

Kristian — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 07:00:00 +0000

Oh hi, here’s a new comic strip. I just noticed that this is my 13th comic strip in a row with the pantomime (i.e. dialogue free) tag. Maybe I should go completely wordless from now on? It certainly makes translating the strips to Norwegian a whole lot easier!

Monkey

Kristian — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000

Marriage

Kristian — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000

Marriage. Am I right, guys?

Killer Bee

Kristian — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000

The Princess and the Frog

Kristian — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000

Behold! The kinkiest comic since the last kinkiest comic.

Flight Masks

Kristian — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000

Phew, I spent far too much time designing that logo. Any airlines in need of a graphic design makeover, feel free to contact me.

Bad Comics 6-10

Kristian — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 07:00:19 +0000

As promised, here’s another batch of “bad” comics! I’m definitely having fun making these, and the no-colors, three-panel setup means I can quickly crank out a few of these silly comic ideas that for one reason or another won’t really work as a full-fledged Optipess comic. Speaking of which, new “regular” comics will reappear from Monday on.

Pirate Parrots

Kristian — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000

Oh hey, here’s a comic strip! Observant readers will notice that this is a “remake” of some sort of this strip from last year. Basically I wanted to update that one with the “new” technique I used for the more recent strips “Bad Girl” and “Horror of the Sea”. And with some free time over my vacation I decided to have a crack at it.

Also, in case you missed it last week, here are some “bad” comics I posted. More of these should appear later this week, with some luck. Oh, and brand new comics will appear next Monday!

Bad Comics 1-5

Kristian — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 15:36:06 +0000

Hello! So instead of a regular comic today, you get 5 bad ones! This is pretty much inspired by the “200 Bad Comics Challenge” as first issued by Box Brown to Nedroid, and later picked up by ChannelAte and DJ Bogtrotter. I think. Anyway, I don’t really have plans to make 200 of these anytime soon, but bursts of 5 should appear with irregular intervals from now on. Oh, and you can click on the image to make it bigger. Also, while I’m still on “vacation”, other new stuff may appear later this week and/or next week. Who knows, stay tuned!