Our Big Fat Xmas Fat Off

2007-10-28T21:46:00.000Z

Okay Fatty, been bad. Been bad in remembering to post here and been bad in remembering not to eat etc. I made it to some scales, okay? The first trip (not Thursday gone but the Thursday before) was so shameful. I was 11, 5. I resolved to starve myself, to take 10,000 steps a day, to hold my stomach in whenever I saw anything red ... I was good too, damn good.

I was rewarded on the scales with a reading of 11, 9 this Thursday. Sod that!!!! I had a few drinks granted but I never ate half of M&S and some of Tesco with a hangover like I usually do! I am so indignant. Still fast on, fast off, I'm hoping for a straight 11 this week. Jeez.

In - dig - nant !! Indignant. There's still 8 weeks until Christmas. Don't be getting smug, half-stoner.

2007-10-25T20:38:00.001+01:00

14 1/2 this week....

2007-10-17T20:19:00.000+01:00

14 st 10. Come ON!

2007-10-11T23:31:00.000+01:00

Still wivvout scales but will make journey to Boots tomorrow. Have found evidence of fatness from previous Boots weight which will scan for authenticity ...

Don't forget, you have to be in to be slim ...

Monday's Weigh-in...

2007-10-08T22:13:00.001+01:00

15 st, bang on.

Weigh-In...

2007-10-07T13:06:00.001+01:00

Well I was 15st 2 last Monday...

2007-10-04T17:22:00.000+01:00

Okay, we'll go with those weights. Of course, we have to work out the % weight loss, to give you some sort of a chance......

Catch you on Monday with my latest weight, and will put a pic or two up later.

Weigh In, well sort of

2007-10-03T20:22:00.000+01:00

Believe it or not, I cannot find weighing scales in the whole of this town. Boots is out of order and I could not locate another. Will go with my weight as it was a few weeks ago plus 1lb which is 11 stone 7 - fucking massive. So I reckon I will get down to 9 stone 7. All right with you? Also you have to put your weight on here Mister. Also pix have to be arranged and uploaded. I'm waiting for the right light but something will appear by Sunday but can we agree its sans heads?

After wolfing down some KFC yesterday (I had to eat it, it was a present) and some crisps today, I am adopting the fresh air and beer diet for the next few days.

How foolish...

2007-10-01T23:12:00.000+01:00

If you're not weighing yourself until tomorrow, why start that today? I'm off for a curry now, and will weigh myslef again tomorrow.

First Update from Female Fat Person

2007-10-01T21:35:00.001+01:00

Okay Fatty, have risen to challenge and set up blog, have emailed to permission you. Think you just open it and you're away. Let me know if you can't post.

Will weigh myself tomorrow but I MUST boast about the fabulous first day I've had. Got up and had three oats and a raisin for breakfast, sniffed the fumes from a lettuce leaf for lunch and, for tea, I licked a cucumber twice. Went for a four hour run because I felt guilty about the second licking. Have lost four pounds already. How you doing?

Female Fat Person.