Our Other Favourites

Nippleclogular Footwear (NSFW)

2010-06-23T00:26:00.006+10:00

Your boss will never look down your top again, he'll be too busy checking out your perky new shoes. Through Lost At E Minor.

Om nom nom

2010-06-13T22:15:00.004+10:00

Oooh cat vomit in a bowl with magic chopsticks - I'll scrag fight Kitty and Bethan for this. I think God from Family Guy may be responsible for this - the chopsticks kind of give you away, God :/

$12.50US from SouZouCreations at Etsy.

Wheye?

2009-12-26T15:32:00.005+11:00

Feeling weird now that your creepy colleague is on annual leave and there is noone watching you? Slip one of these babies on your finger and it will be like they never left.

US$26 from kimsjewels at Etsy.

What's better than an octopus with a moustache?

2009-09-20T16:05:00.004+10:00

A pirate octopus with a moustache! Why are pirates pirates? Cos they arrrrrr.

US$30 from Benandi at Etsy. Unfortunately this little octopal is sold.

Crochet Gem Ring

2009-08-31T00:53:00.003+10:00

This comes to us via our friend Nicky, who writes:

"Is it just me and my disgusting mind, or does this look like, an, *ahem* used feminine-hygiene-product-on-a-ring?"

We now know what to collectively get her for her next birthday.

US$135 from grocgroc at Etsy.

Brief jerky

2009-08-28T20:10:00.006+10:00

We consider these to be the first in "meat haute coutoure [sic]". They are made to order for each specific customer from the highest quality of dried preserved meats we can find at the closest convenience store. This particular pair was created to fit our very own model Hairy McSpecies! We will be adding his "action shots" soon. Currently there are too many good photos to choose from. Rumor has it that wearing our BRIEF JERKY undergarments will release their natural pheremones once your body heat and moisture kicks in!

I can envisage OOF contributers' favourite make up maestro, Napoleon Perdis, trussing his frank & beans up in a pair.

I leave you with this image:

US$139 from mixedspecies at Etsy.

For your Kokeshi Doll collection...

2009-07-22T21:02:00.006+10:00

We have recently been enamoured by cute Kokeshi dolls, the Japanese-inspired decorative dolls to brighten up your interiors, especially by our friend Viv's little collection over at Ish and Chi.

However, we do feel that the selection presented to you today is made of pure nerdly goodness and will be treasured by your spawn for many light years to come. Display them next to the beloved light saber on your bedside table.

Cartman Limited Edition US$32 from myKokeshi at Etsy, Sith Inspired Custom US$30 from temple7e at Etsy, Vulcan Inspired Custom US$30 from temple7e at Etsy, Villain Inspired Custom from temple7e at Etsy.

Sushi Slippers

2009-07-01T10:40:00.003+10:00

Invite your hot date up for a glass of wine and slip into something more comfortable.

US$28 from sushibooties at Etsy.

Musings from a Spermy Saturday...

2009-06-29T23:20:00.004+10:00

It was one of those Saturdays recently, where spermlets just followed us around. As they do.

First, we spotted a set of bangles in Sportsgirl that had distinctively spermly features on the main bracelet.
Set of bracelets AU$16.95 from Sportsgirl.

Then, we were indulging in a very rich hot chocolate in a chocolate cafe and this evil sperm drew itself on our beverage. We would have preferred less wiggliness in the tail, of course, but we're not expert hot chocolate decorators. *excuses*
Milk Hot Chocolate from Lindt Cafe, Cockle Bay Wharf, Sydney. Photo courtesy of Poppy.

Quasi the Roadkill Squirrel

2009-06-26T02:40:00.004+10:00

It's a well-known fact that we at Our Other Favourites have a soft spot for squirrels. So we nearly creamed our pants* when we came across Quasi, the Roadkill Squirrel and his story:

This poor little handknit squirrel started off as any other cute furry little thing, but somewhere along the way everything went wrong. Named Quasi for the Quasimodo-like hump of his back, he tried to cross the road at the exact wrong time. A animal loving doctor found him and stitched him up. He needs a loving home and someone who can find his beauty inside.

Make him yours, Esmeralda.

US$14.50 from lesjoujou at Etsy.

*though for private consumption, we usually prefer squirrels of the non-roadkill variety. We may be crool bitches but they're just so damn cute.

'Joy' Metallic Doll

2009-06-26T02:18:00.005+10:00

This fiery little creation will always be happy to see you, even if her happiness is more schadenfreude than joy. We envy her perfectly glossy red lips.

US$260 from Monsterosity at Etsy.

Rock out....with your bush out. (nsfw)

2009-06-17T00:46:00.004+10:00

For the casual or serious vag connoisseur.

US$13 from kingdog at Etsy.

Who Gives A Literal Flying F*ck?

2009-06-14T21:40:00.008+10:00

ThinkGeek do. Love.

Flying F*CK R/C Helicopter, US$19.99 from ThinkGeek.

In Honour of Migraines

2009-06-14T21:05:00.012+10:00

Migraine accuracy scale: (good amount of suffering, under-eye circles, bonus points for vomming)
Not Tonight Honey I Have a Migraine - Original ACEO Drawing
US$5 from WorldOfMoments at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (roaring grizzly clawing around inside brain, perfect 5)
Migraine Bear
US$11 from cobcreations at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (could have more pain analogies, but good representation of audio-visual cacophony and aura)
Migraine Bird Toy
US$12 from zeeksbeak at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (too serene, and no long-legged bird has ever sucked our brain pain away in a rainbow)
Migraine painting
US$45 from loadedhipspress at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (perfect as a post-brain burn haze, but the eyes are too clear for an actual migraine, though the splatters are convincing and we can relate)
Migraine Girl Abstract Art 8x10 Print
US$12 from SquiggleArt at Etsy.

Cthulhu Kitty Art Doll

2009-06-14T03:37:00.006+10:00

Cthulhu, with kitty ears. One of a kind art doll. Reserved for a lucky buyer, but if you're desperate for one then contact the seller and beg and plead for your very own.

US$150 from limeinmoloko at Etsy.

How to prevent midnight snacking

2009-06-14T02:11:00.008+10:00

We think we've found the perfect method to prevent midnight snacking. Decorate your kitchen with kitsch anthropomorphic vintage kitchen implements and their judging, soulless eyes will scare you out of the biscuit craving. Most of the time, anyway.

Uncle Ed, the slightly creepy old fucker, thinks you've already had a few biscuits too many, young lady.
US$5 from thebabykitties at Etsy.

The seller writes:

Mr. Corny is a 60s Miller Studios chalkware piece that once served as a notepad holder.

Now let him continue his journey in your kitchen as a wall-eyed midnight snack monitor.
US$ 10 from moonula at Etsy.

Angry shroom shaker duo is angry at your lapse of good judgment. What makes you think that Tim Tams at 2am are a great idea? And why can't the duo themselves have any? Such is life, etc etc.
US$18 from carmenandginger at Etsy.

Carmen the winking strawberry knows your vices. She's been there, knows that assignments suck major arse, knows that insomnia is a bitch, that sometimes all you want is to raid the fridge without a kitchen canister judging you. Carmen encourages your brave expedition to the kitchen, she wants you to go on and take that biscuit, girlfriend. Carl the onion agrees, this naughty pair will always be on your side in midnight pantry raids.
US$7 from foursquarevintage at Etsy.

Panicking pickles Stefano and Massimo aren't so encouraging, I'm afraid. What about the dress you just bought?! What if you spend the whole evening doing laps to the biscuit cupboard? What if you end PLUS SIZED, GOD FORBID?! You'd think this squealing pair is worried about your health and well-being but something tells us they're more worried about how you'd look in their designer kitchen.
US$20 from retrovertigo at Etsy.

Little Miss Tshirt and Undies (nsfw)

2009-06-11T21:43:00.006+10:00

From the seller who brought us the Sign Language Tee (also NSFW). We await the arrival of matching items, perhaps labelled Little Miss Labia, Little Miss Vulva, Little Miss Clitoral Hood Piercing...

Blue Little Miss Clitoris Cotton Booty Shorts US$15, Little Miss Clitoris Tee US$30 from from grabsomethingnaked at Etsy.

The Other Twin Illness Pillow

2009-06-11T21:30:00.003+10:00

Unleash your interior decorating genius and turn your house into something worthy of homeMADE. The seller writes:

anatomically correct wax heads, common in yesteryear as a form of documenting the ravaging illnesses that so often ran wild.
17th century portrait of an unfortunate wee thing, beset with measles, hand printed on cotton, then crafted into a 16x16 pillow featuring brocade and silk.
Chicken Pox Print also available in separate listing.

US$45 from CrowsCloth at Etsy.

Ass over teakettle (TM)

2009-06-10T16:05:00.003+10:00

Giclee prints are museum quality. I hope to see this jaunty bare ass piece in the NGV soon. Fuck Dali.

US$20 from IdioticIdioms at Etsy.

Buzz Buzz Neigh Neigh

2009-06-05T02:59:00.004+10:00

The seller writes:

Uh-Oh! This is what happens when little Suzy leaves her toys in Daddy's matter transference modules...
Daddy told her to stay out of the lab a million times!
Now she went and left her pony to get combined with a fly! Eeek!
This hot pink little darling is about 4-3/4 inches tall and 4 inches long from the tip of her nose to the tip of her wing.
Go ahead, you know you want to sing it - my little horsefly, my little horsefly...

This one gets points for the description alone, the faux lashes on the horsie are bonus brilliance really.

US$10 from badsnail at Etsy.

Orange Poo Catcher Pants

2009-06-05T02:42:00.006+10:00

The fashion world seems to have confused the concept of harem pants with low-flying extended crotch pants, commonly known as poo catcher pants. Grab yours in this delightful print before they're last season again.

US$60 from potc at Etsy.

Delicious decapitated heads

2009-06-04T05:07:00.005+10:00

If we were felines, we'd be rubbing our paws in glee at these beautifully constructed decapitated head toys. The seller agrees:

My cat used to bring me dead things, and as much as I'd love to validate my cat's pride, I could not keep the bird carcass in front of the door. I figured all could win with this decapitated mouse head. I get to see her flex her mean skills and she gets to annihilate something.
You get three heads of your choice. Please indicate which heads you would like in the notes to seller. If none are indicated you get one of each.These de'cat'pitated heads are made with felt, poly-fil, organic cat nip and several gooey/oozy/bloody yarn neck bits.

Nom nom. Sigh. Perhaps in our next life.

US$25 from spellwell at Etsy.

In honour of Björk's swan dress

2009-06-04T04:55:00.005+10:00

Dress up for casual friday or teach your children about the importance of wearing faux dead swans around your neck with these delightful interpretations of the singer's famous designer dress.

Bjork Swan Dress Halloween Costume US$100 from HeatherEve1234 at Etsy.

Bjork Style Finger Puppet US$12 from dingdongdesigns at Etsy.

Lick eeeeeeeeeeet.

2009-06-04T01:27:00.006+10:00

Realistic enough to lick. Nom, nom.

US$4 from Soaperhero at Etsy.

Holy crap!

2009-06-04T01:21:00.004+10:00

Poo has never been so cute.

US$5 from paperfruithair at Etsy.