:: ofb - killing time since 2005 ::

2007-02-05T01:19:00.000-08:00

Test - Blog move

2006-12-15T08:20:00.000-08:00

To the lads....

Compliments of the season, and may 2007 be a bigh one....Here's 42 hjot Brazilian Christmas whishes to every one out there !

Ez and Adios until 2007 - OFB

2006-12-13T00:04:00.000-08:00

Danger @ work ….

Some 2.2 million people die of work-related accidents and diseases each year, the International Labor Office (ILO) said in a new report, adding this number may be vastly under estimated due to poor reporting and coverage systems in many countries.

"Occupational safety and health is vital to the dignity of work", said ILO Director-General Juan Somavia. "Still, every day, on average, some 5,000 or more women and men around the world lose their lives because of work-related accidents and illness. Decent Work must be safe work, and we are a long way from achieving that goal." - Wellness junction

2006-12-08T00:11:00.000-08:00

HO HO HO - Christmas Chuckles

DC - from down unda sent a couple of cartoons to ease us into the Christmas spirit.

To all the OFB readers out there - Best Christmas whishes !!! NSFW Christmas Card

2006-12-07T00:56:00.000-08:00

Jenna - Maxim shoot

It's been way too long, OFB have been busy lately – last post 04 August wtf !

I found this class A shoot of the legendary Jenna Jameson on Attu - damn she's fine !!!
Just had to share it. Till next time - enjoy

2006-08-04T09:02:00.000-07:00

The weekend has landed !!!

As a result of too much slavery OFB had to take a back seat for the last couple of months. It’s been quite bad and I'm considering changing the blog name to TGIF- The only day that I get time to post. I received an email from a mate, he's complaining about the relocation of their offices...I feel his pain - this is the view that they have at the moment...

The advice to the chap: quit the job and start moto GP racing - the perks are great just look at this office ...Impossible to call in sick.

I've been on the prowl to find some hotness such as the above, but it seems that they're mostly the gold digging type – so I turned to the web for more advice. Here’s some of the advice that I found on the web:

10 Ways to Freak Out Your Date:
OFB favorite - NO 3. Sac Free Underwear:

Keep scratching yourself ferociously on your next date. Make it as obvious and as embarrassing as possible. Take her home and then show off your new underwear. (Make sure that before you went out, you used a bit of food coloring and colored your sacs a nice bright shade of green yellow.)

Tell her you've had this aggravating problem and the doctors still haven't been able to figure out how to control it but that you think this underwear has really helped you. Cry a little and tell her there were months you couldn't feel them and thought they would fall off, but you can feel them now and that even if the itching is driving you insane, you are grateful. Tell her the doctors don't think it's catching but are not sure because they don't know what it is yet. - Get the rest from american inventerspot

For now the Vault will have to do , I'll leave you with the latest updates NSFW -have a wicked weekend...

Anette Dawn , Mindy Vega – 500 of the best , Carli Banks ,Alison ,Lucia Tovar - 5stars for her and Dora

2006-07-28T09:37:00.000-07:00

WTF happened - all work and no play !

I've been too busy to post anything ....but TGIF and I had something to post.
I updated the Vault with a couple of hjot beeeatches … NSFW Luci Victoria and a NSFW Brunette that’s looking for a name.

The deadlines at work is too much and I have decided to get a yoga instructor to show me the way and to help out with a couple of NSFW morning exercises…

The healthy lifestyle pays off and with less stress I can work harder and play NSFW even harder and afford a shwaz boat with some NSFW Mercury horsepower !!!!

2006-07-25T07:48:00.000-07:00

Cancel the A3 , BMW 1 and VW Golf orders -make it a C30 !!!

The C30 was unveiled at the Detroit motor show, classed as a car for people pursuing the hectic lifestyle of the Young urbanite .....bla bla bla

I'm a big Audi supporter and next in line was Volvo ...well that was since the S40-T5 made its appearance.The C30 changed my mind and moved VOLVO up to number one in the list....so all that’s left is the long wait till 2007...

Get more info from IOL , Autoblog and images of an old Volvo favorite...

2006-07-12T03:50:00.000-07:00

Zidane 1 - Materazzi 0

I rate Zidane is a ninja and that the move is in a class of it’s own , OFB was a sleep with mortal combat and the salami from killarney beat the OFB on this one – pop over to Splattermail to get the lowdown.

These two images would have to do for now…Zidane might just be the cure for all the Chuck spam !!!

2006-07-04T09:44:00.000-07:00

OFB Whish list - 2009 Chevrolet Camaro !!!

It seems that the whish list is growing and growing and I'm not receiving any - but the whish list had to be updated with this monster !!!

The previous item was a bit too environmental and I’m not going to feel bad about any of the noise or pollution that this one kicks out !!!

The 2009 Chevrolet Camaro Concept is definitely the one !!! It’s in a class of its own and when the gas pedal is floored it is SEX - believe me !!!

Get more info and images @ automobilemag.com

2006-06-28T06:41:00.000-07:00

Nigerian Panado’s - Anyone ?

MDMA (3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine), most commonly known today by the street name ecstasy, is a synthetic entactogen of the phenethylamine family whose primary effect is to stimulate the secretion of large amounts of serotonin as well as dopamine and noradrenaline in the brain, causing a general sense of openness, empathy, energy, euphoria, and well-being. ...

DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT – help needed !!!

2006-06-28T05:39:00.000-07:00

OFB Whislist : Patio Driving - Level 10

This is the future of the automobile industry the GM HIGHWIRE

Fact sheet:

Only one in the world
5 milion pounds - Pricetag
Hydrogen Power station / Electric motor running on Saltwater
Water EMISSION
No batteries to recharge
Left or right hand driving - You choose
ETA - 10 - 15 yrs

Response from the crowd – oooh ….aaaah !!!! OFB definitely want one of these ..what about you ...? Go ahead and get educated :

Video link
Paris motor show

2006-06-19T09:18:00.000-07:00

Jagshemash - Borat the movie

My sister, she is a prostitute...Why?...Because she like to make money, high five - Sacha Baron Cohen is at it again and the trailer got me amped .ALI G the movie wasn't that great but it seems that Borat is a winner -Can't wait for BORAT to hit ZA !

The PLOT:

Subtitled Cultural Learnings from America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, the movie is a low-budget mockumentary comedy. The film's plot involves Borat leaving his home in Kazahstan to come to the U, S and A and record a documentary at the behest of the Kazakstani Ministry of Information. He leaves behind his mother, wife and the town rapist, but brings his obese friend Azamat. While in America he watches an episode of Baywatch and falls in love with Pamela Anderson, so he buys an ice cream truck and drives from New York to Los Angeles to have her vagin and make her his wife. Through the course of his trip he interviews people from across the country. Most of the movie is not staged; rather, Cohen, in character as Borat, interviews and interacts with people who do not know they are being filmed for a movie (they later sign releases allowing the footage to be used). Some comedic highlights include a naked wrestling match between Borat and Azamat which spills over into a crowded business seminar, and Borat's appearance on a crowded beach wearing only a tiny green thong which stretches from his crotch over his shoulders.

Borat links:

Borat the movie trailer
Borats official website
Borat on Wikipedia

Borat promoting his movie at Cannes !!!

2006-06-18T09:23:00.000-07:00

Soccer World cup 500

The soccer world cup has been great so far - it's just a pity that I didn’t bet on Argentina !!!

Argentina 6 Serbia Montenegro 0 - that just says it all !!!

OFB stumbled across a couple of world cup cheerleaders 500 images to be precise - so go ahead and place your bets NSFW !!!

2006-06-01T07:40:00.000-07:00

30 Million $$$ Blingkini ....

via our Benoni mofo

2006-06-01T07:27:00.000-07:00

Misty Dawn - Damn she’s fine !!!

She blessed the OFB a while back and I felt that a reminder was needed ...enjoy !!!

19 of her best NSFW – thanks skatan

2006-06-01T07:22:00.000-07:00

OFB – Valid Petitions !!!

I found this petition in the inbox this morning - and I must admit that I haven’t really signed or read to many of the petitions that were forwarded to my inbox ...But this one is definitely one that needs to be considered .The way the world is shaping is truly affecting my hopes and dreams on this plannet.This will only take 1 minute to read and I'm asking all OFB supporters to sign the petition !!!

Subject: PLEASE READ THE ARTICLE FIRST...VERY SAD NEWS ON THIS PLAYGROUND.

Dear friends,

Next to our house is a children’s' playground, it's been there for as long as I can remember.
The city council has unfortunately decided to build houses over there!

WE DON'T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN!!!
There's been so much pleasure in the past and we would like this to continue. Please support us by signing the petition and also forwarding this to as many friends as possible.. Perhaps there is still a chance that we can change the proposed plans.
Thanks for your support. I attached (NSFW) a few pictures taken recently to give you an impression on what's going to disappear!

Thanks and regards,

2006-05-24T00:55:00.000-07:00

15 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job ...

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. It makes people love their cubicle. -via IHMC

2006-05-16T07:21:00.000-07:00

BIRDS and the BEES ...

Bighup to 3am for this one

2006-05-16T02:56:00.000-07:00

Tuesday WTF !!!

Please help us because we can’t help ourselves – I almost drowned from the first sip of coffee when I read the following " ENERGY CRISIS? VENEZUELA GAS IS CHEAPER THAN WATER..."

Damn gringos:

Venezuela’s fuel price $2.30 (ZAR 14.00) for a full tank (72L) – who’s feeling the pain with me !!!! We are stuck at ZAR 6.00 per litre and that’s not even a half a tank – WTF!!!

Taxi driver Jaime Tinoco works the streets of Caracas in a 1976 Chevy Nova that guzzles 19 gallons (72 liters) of gas a day. But he doesn't worry about fuel efficiency -- filling his tank costs just $2.30.

While U.S. consumers struggle with soaring energy prices, Venezuela's gas is now the worlds cheapest at 12 cents a gallon and Washington's regional foe, President Hugo Chavez, vows to maintain subsidies that keep fuel dirt-cheap.

2006-05-12T07:15:00.000-07:00

Model's Blonde Moment

A supermodel fell out of a coach travelling at 50mph after mistaking an exit door for a toilet door.
It happened as Tatyana Simanava was returning to her seat from the WC.
Instead of opening the door to the passenger area she pulled open the emergency exit.
The 21-year-old blonde was pitched out onto a busy road in the middle of New York. The driver reportedly spotted her falling out and pulled over. Miraculously, Ms Simanava was not hit by any passing vehicles.
However, she was rushed to hospital with a suspected broken shoulder and wrist. - via ATTU via SKY

2006-05-12T02:34:00.000-07:00

TGIF !!!!

It’s been rough, workloads increasing as the week progress, traffic congestion and all the other crap that’s part of the rat-race. To all the idiots and, dumbasses in the quest to become some kind of super hero - OFB have to tell ya’ll something as the week is ending:

TELL US SOMETHING WE DON’T KNOW MOTHER FUCKER(s) !!!!

Enough with the ANTI HERO attitude – the weekend has landed and I found the good stuff so that you can kill the last hours of this working week:

We start of with the two lovely ladies SFW :

Alessandra Ambrosio – sweet gallery of an OFB favorite
Grace Park – includes a video of her hotness – you decide

And for dessert – 1300 images that’s NSFW:

Cassie Karupsha 800 – she’s well toned and she loves showing the flesh
Zdenka Podkapova 500 - a gymnast for ten years before she was spotted by a photographer - sooo flexible.

So as the Friday comes to an end I'll leave you all with one thought / quote -

"Fear is an illusion caused by the lack of alcohol."

2006-05-12T01:20:00.000-07:00

MAN RULES - 26 OF THEM !!!

At last SOMEONE has taken the time to write this all down; finally we can get our side of the story. We always hear the rules from the female side.

These are our rules: Please note that they are all numbered as no.1

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

-You're a big girl.
-If it's up, put it down.
-We need it up, you need it down.
-You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want - Let us be clear on this one:

-Subtle hints do not work!
-Strong hints do not work!
-Obvious hints do not work!
-Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question..
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.... Really…
1. Don’t ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

2006-05-09T05:08:00.000-07:00

When it rains it pours!!!

I’m not a big artist or anything like that but these paintings are definitely some of the best pieces I’ve ever come across.

Actually the canvas used has got to be of the best out there - OFB’s favorite canvas: Miss Nemcova – go ahead and judge for yourself .While you are at it - pop over to her personal site with all the blessed Sports illustrated years !

2006-05-09T03:53:00.000-07:00

OFB couldn’t resist: Stacy Keibler

Stacy Keibler is an accomplished wrestling star, first lighting it up in the defunct WCW and now causing cardiac arrest in the WWE. Her famous long legs are mind-blowing and even if she weren't incorporated in sports entertainment's main storylines, we'd still ask her to give us a "figure four."
Stacy Keibler is a living, breathing representation of many men's fantasies. She is trained to kick a**, talk trash and to many, looks like a goddess. Tall, blonde and stacked, Stacy and her special weapon (her amazing legs) make a killer combo. The best part of all is that it's not even hard to catch her posing seductively or wearing skimpy clothing: it's her job. And thanks to the WWE, Stacy delights men around the world. – via Ask men.com

Get more of her here