Child Please

Ines Sainz

2010-09-18T10:30:00.000-04:00

I'm sure if there are many NFL fans out there, but there's been a huge buzz surrounding the NY Jets football team. Apparently several players harassed the mexican news reporter. I myself have heard this report, and never bothered to see what this chick looks like. I'm not gonna lie, I'd probably harass her too! The first picture says it all!

Kim Kardashian

2010-09-17T11:07:00.000-04:00

Kim Kardashian's ass is so big, it doesn't even fit in her bathing suit! Let's take a closer look and see what could be the problem.

Hmmm, maybe Kim should buy bigger bikinis? Let's see if there is anything wrong in the front.

Everything seems to be in order here. Conclusion: Kim, buy bigger bikinis, or better yet, don't bring one to the beach at all!

Gotta love college

2010-09-16T11:44:00.000-04:00

This will be my second post. Hmmm, doing a little intro makes my blog look bad ass.

I'd like to thank my buddy Alex at the pizza shop for giving me the greatest input of all time! I've always had a problem with concentrating in school and have never ever studied over a period of time. My studying pretty much consisted of looking, not reading, notes 5 minutes before the test began. I believe I got to where I was pretty much by luck. I wondered if there was something neurologically wrong with me, like if I had some sort of learning disorder. Then I researched ADHD and ADD. Holy crap! I have that! Now I only thought that you can be prescribed medication for this by a psychiatrist. But, good ol Al said just go to your family doctor. I did and have found huge changes in my behavior and my actions. Unfortunately, I'm no longer on health insurance (I hope to get a policy through my school in which I recently learned).

So, there's just a background of what I wanted to bring up. I have a big Human Biology test today, and I've never felt more focused and more prepared ever in my whole college/high school/middle school, oh what the hell, I feel great. I only have a small amount of my original prescription left, and saved it only for class days. I actually learned in class because I was focused. My instructor would have notes on a powerpoint presentation, and usually I only jot down those notes. But something strange happened, she would talk about material not on the presentation, and I would write those in aswell! I was shocked and very optimistic for the future of this class (which I really need to pass in order to graduate; it's also a 4 credit so the higher the grade in this class, the higher my gpa will go! saweet!).

I have my knowledge from the material I learned in class, and then, I've been studying a few hours a day this week. Pretty much reading the review sheet my instructor gave me. So now I'm writing this just an hour before the actual test. I'm pumped and very calm and guarantee an A on this test. WISH ME LUCK FOLKS!

A human cell. Our entire bodies are made up of these. The things I would do to Kate Gosselin's cells!

Kate Gosselin is smoking hot!

2010-09-15T22:56:00.000-04:00

Blogger Post numero uno, it's my first one so let's get this started shall we?

Kate Gosselin has a brand new bikini body and is in the latest issue of People Magazine....hence the picture.

Can someone please explain to me how you go from this:

To a complete MILF! And you are telling me this woman has 8 children, 6 of which were in her stomach at the same time? If I were Jon, I would be shooting myself in the head after looking at this cover page. I bet all the money in the world he picks up a copy of this magazine and has some alone time with it. The only reason why I watch her show is because she is smoking hot. Anyone agree with me?!