OutofTheInBox tag:typepad.com,2003:weblog-542326 2009-01-03T22:39:18-08:00 Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? A. So men can remember them. TypePad Where's My Newspaper? tag:typepad.com,2003:post-60830118 2009-01-03T22:39:18-08:00 2009-01-03T22:39:18-08:00 Blonde customer calls the circulation department of her local newspaper: Where is my Sunday paper? It's noon already and it's not at my house! Service manager: I'm sorry, ma'am, but today is Saturday. Your Sunday paper will be there tomorrow.... Lauren Shay

Blonde customer calls the circulation department of her local newspaper: Where is my Sunday paper? It's noon already and it's not at my house!
Service manager: I'm sorry, ma'am, but today is Saturday. Your Sunday paper will be there tomorrow.
Customer: Oh, maybe that's why no one else was in church today!


 Happy Halloween tag:typepad.com,2003:post-57817339 2008-10-31T04:38:07-07:00 2008-10-31T04:38:07-07:00 Q. How do you fix a jack-o’-lantern? A. With a pumpkin patch! Lauren Shay <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 6.8pt 0in;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">Q. How do you fix a jack-o’-lantern?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 13pt;">A. With a pumpkin patch!</span></p></div> Happpy mother's day: a bumper sticker for mom tag:typepad.com,2003:post-36213116 2008-05-11T01:36:00-07:00 2008-05-11T01:36:00-07:00 If a woman's place is in the home, why am I always in this car! --- --- --- Click for the mother's day classic blonde joke. Lauren Shay <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><span style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">If a woman's place is in the home, why am I always in this car</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">!<br /><br />--- ---&nbsp; ---<br />Click for the mother's day classic <a href="http://indianhillmediaworks.typepad.com/outoftheinbox/2007/05/to_blonde_mothe.html">blonde joke</a>.<br /> </span></p></div> Happy Easter tag:typepad.com,2003:post-37847829 2008-03-23T01:09:00-07:00 2008-03-23T01:09:00-07:00 Q. What did the Easter bunny get for a basket? A. Two points, same as everybody else. Lauren Shay <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">Q. What did the Easter bunny get for a basket?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">A. Two points, same as everybody else.<o:p></o:p></span></p> </div> Happy birthday Barbie tag:typepad.com,2003:post-36996340 2008-03-09T01:29:00-08:00 2008-03-09T01:29:00-08:00 Not a day over 49: It's time to get together and sing "Happy Birthday" to Barbie. And you can find party ideas here. Lauren Shay

Not a day over 49: It's time to get together and sing "Happy Birthday" to Barbie. And you can find party ideas here.

 A mouse, a blonde tag:typepad.com,2003:post-37023192 2007-12-15T01:27:00-08:00 2007-12-15T01:27:00-08:00 One harms the cheese. The other charms the he’s. Lauren Shay <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 6.8pt 0in;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">One harms the cheese.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 6.8pt 0in;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">The other charms the he’s.<o:p></o:p></span></p> </div> A blonde's bumper sticker tag:typepad.com,2003:post-36212908 2007-12-14T01:29:00-08:00 2007-12-14T01:29:00-08:00 Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. Lauren Shay <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 13pt;">Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.</span><span style="font-size: 13pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> </div> Blonde daredevil's last words tag:typepad.com,2003:post-31168488 2007-12-13T03:15:00-08:00 2007-12-13T03:15:00-08:00 “I'll get a world record for this.” Lauren Shay

“I'll get a world record for this.”

 Cough, cough tag:typepad.com,2003:post-30855758 2007-12-12T03:54:00-08:00 2007-12-12T03:54:00-08:00 Doctor: "Is your cough better this morning?" Patient: "Yes. I've been practicing all night." Lauren Shay

Doctor: "Is your cough better this morning?"

Patient: "Yes. I've been practicing all night."

 I'm blonde tag:typepad.com,2003:post-30327578 2007-12-11T03:21:00-08:00 2007-12-11T03:21:00-08:00 I'm blonde. What's your excuse? Lauren Shay

I'm blonde. What's your excuse?