Siamtastic's Overheard in Thailand http://www.siamtastic.com Funny and interesting stuff overhead in Thailand Sat, 19 May 2012 08:42:57 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 A bad omen http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OverheardInThailand/~3/g5yRmi6u6cg/ http://www.siamtastic.com/a-bad-omen/#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 08:42:57 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=660
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    Overheard at Montien Hotel by Derek

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/a-bad-omen/feed/ 0 http://www.siamtastic.com/a-bad-omen/     It’s bushy http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OverheardInThailand/~3/a5lnuyOmVjs/ http://www.siamtastic.com/its-bushy/#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 08:42:04 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=658
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    Overheard on Soi 22 by Karl

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/its-bushy/feed/ 0 http://www.siamtastic.com/its-bushy/     Corn and Coke http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OverheardInThailand/~3/ygZEE8aAUxA/ http://www.siamtastic.com/corn-and-coke/#comments Thu, 17 May 2012 08:40:37 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=656 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Frozen foods make an excellent ice cube replacement in a pinch.

    Overheard at Villa Market by Rolf

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/corn-and-coke/feed/ 0 http://www.siamtastic.com/corn-and-coke/     Is that covered by my insurance? http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OverheardInThailand/~3/aupe7bB8HC4/ http://www.siamtastic.com/is-that-covered-by-my-insurance/#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 08:38:39 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=654 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> If you’re living vicariously through me, you might want to head down to the STD clinic.

    Overheard at Major Ekamai by Peter

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    Overheard at Central World, McDonald’s by Kos

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    Overheard at Akane Fashion Massage by Anonymous

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    ]]>     http://www.siamtastic.com/uhm-what/feed/ 0 http://www.siamtastic.com/uhm-what/     I’ll take the one that gives me man boobs http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OverheardInThailand/~3/ura3SBmiYIM/ http://www.siamtastic.com/ill-take-the-one-that-gives-me-man-boobs/#comments Fri, 11 May 2012 08:51:15 +0000 admin http://www.siamtastic.com/?p=648 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Sorry, I got stuck at the pharmacy behind two meatheads trying to decide which steroids to buy.

    Overheard at Long Table by Karl

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    Overheard in Moonshine by Mark

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    Overheard at Hillary Bar by Andrew

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    Overheard at Lad Phrao by Steven

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