Dead People Taste Like Chicken™

Lectures Obligatoire Pour Qui Veux s'Indignée.

2011-12-23T14:20:00.000-05:00

Pourquoi pas de Chomsky? Parce-que y en aurai beaucoup trop. Un post juste pour les livres de Chomsky à venir..

Y a bien d'autre chose, pourquoi les avoir exclue? Parce-que je peux pas tout mettre et qu'il y aura d'autre post.

Y a mieux que ces livres la non? C'est votre opinion mais c'est mon blog. N’hésitez pas à ajouter vos livres favoris dans les commentaires.

Il ne sont pas tous disponible à la BAnQ? Oui mais je suis vraiment paresseux alors cherchez vous même. BAnQ

À venir? Lectures sur les arguments de la droite, Naom Chomsky, Lectures anarchique.

> INDIGNEZ-VOUS / TIME FOR OUTRAGE

Indignez-vous ! est un essai de Stéphane Hessel publié en 2010. Cet opuscule, d'une trentaine de pages, qui défend l'idée selon laquelle l'indignation est le ferment de l'« esprit de résistance »2, est devenu un phénomène d'édition. - Wikipedia

Time for Outrage! is the English translation of the bestselling tract Indignez-vous ! by the French diplomat, member of the French Resistance and concentration camp survivor Stéphane Hessel. Published in France in 2010, it has sold nearly 1.5 million copies in France and has been translated into numerous other languages. - Wikipedia

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> PETIT COURS D'AUTODÉFENSE INTELLECTUELLE

Rédigé dans une langue claire et accessible et illustré par Charb, cet ouvrage constitue une véritable initiation à la pensée critique, plus que jamais indispensable à quiconque veut assurer son autodéfense intellectuelle.

On y trouvera d’abord un large survol des outils fondamentaux que doit maîtriser tout penseur critique : le langage, la logique, la rhétorique, les nombres, les probabilités, la statistique etc. ; ceux-ci sont ensuite appliqués à la justification des croyances dans trois domaines cruciaux : l’expérience personnelle, la science et les médias.

« Si nous avions un vrai système d’éducation, on y donnerait des cours d’autodéfense intellectuelle. »
Noam CHOMSKY

Normand Baillargeon enseigne les fondements de l’éducation à l’université du Québec à Montréal. Il est l’auteur de L’ordre moins le pouvoir et de Les Chiens ont soif chez le même éditeur. Il collabore régulièrement au journal Le Couac et à la revue À bâbord!. - Lux Editeurs

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> THE SHOCK DOCTRINE

In THE SHOCK DOCTRINE, Naomi Klein explodes the myth that the global free market triumphed democratically. Exposing the thinking, the money trail and the puppet strings behind the world-changing crises and wars of the last four decades, The Shock Doctrine is the gripping story of how America’s “free market” policies have come to dominate the world-- through the exploitation of disaster-shocked people and countries.

At the most chaotic juncture in Iraq’s civil war, a new law is unveiled that would allow Shell and BP to claim the country’s vast oil reserves…. Immediately following September 11, the Bush Administration quietly out-sources the running of the “War on Terror” to Halliburton and Blackwater…. After a tsunami wipes out the coasts of Southeast Asia, the pristine beaches are auctioned off to tourist resorts.... New Orleans’s residents, scattered from Hurricane Katrina, discover that their public housing, hospitals and schools will never be reopened…. These events are examples of “the shock doctrine”: using the public’s disorientation following massive collective shocks – wars, terrorist attacks, or natural disasters -- to achieve control by imposing economic shock therapy. Sometimes, when the first two shocks don’t succeed in wiping out resistance, a third shock is employed: the electrode in the prison cell or the Taser gun on the streets.

Based on breakthrough historical research and four years of on-the-ground reporting in disaster zones, The Shock Doctrine vividly shows how disaster capitalism – the rapid-fire corporate reengineering of societies still reeling from shock – did not begin with September 11, 2001. The book traces its origins back fifty years, to the University of Chicago under Milton Friedman, which produced many of the leading neo-conservative and neo-liberal thinkers whose influence is still profound in Washington today. New, surprising connections are drawn between economic policy, “shock and awe” warfare and covert CIA-funded experiments in electroshock and sensory deprivation in the 1950s, research that helped write the torture manuals used today in Guantanamo Bay.

The Shock Doctrine follows the application of these ideas through our contemporary history, showing in riveting detail how well-known events of the recent past have been deliberate, active theatres for the shock doctrine, among them: Pinochet’s coup in Chile in 1973, the Falklands War in 1982, the Tiananmen Square Massacre in 1989, the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991, the Asian Financial crisis in 1997 and Hurricane Mitch in 1998 - NaomiKlein.org

> LES CHIENS ON SOIF

De toutes les menaces qui pèsent sur la liberté, la plus grande est sans nul doute la perte de l’esprit critique. On en mesure chaque jour l’étendue dans les médias qui, ayant renoncé à cultiver l’opinion publique, préparent et adaptent les consciences aux « nouvelles réalités ». On l’observe également dans les écoles et les universités qui ont bradé leur indépendance, leur mission et leurs valeurs fondamentales, pour se mettre au pas des impératifs économiques. Face à une telle servilité intellectuelle, ce livre constitue une invitation à la trahison.

Avec humour, et sans donner de leçon de morale, Normand Baillargeon en appelle à la responsabilité des intellectuels face aux demi-vérités et aux mensonges politiques. L’auteur du Petit cours d’autodéfense intellectuelle propose finalement des modèles alternatifs qui sont tout à la fois attirants, réalistes et mobilisateurs. À ce propos, l’auteur puise dans la riche tradition libertaire, qui a notamment inspiré Michael Albert et Robin Hahnel dans leur élaboration du modèle de l’économie participative (Écopar).

Avec Les chiens ont soif, c’est à une lutte acharnée contre le cynisme que nous convie l’auteur.

Normand Baillargeon enseigne les fondements de l’éducation à l’Université du Québec à Montréal. - Lux Editeur

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> CULTURE JAM

In Culture Jam, Kalle Lasn (the founder of Adbusters Magazine) slams the branding of America - where traditional values and principles have been corrupted by celebrity culture and pervasive marketing giants. Lasn says that only by uncooling these symbols of culture, by organizing resistance against the institutions that manage the brands, can America reassert itself. - media-awareness.ca

> PETIT COURS D'AUTODÉFENSE EN ÉCONOMIE

Qu’est-ce que la dette publique ? D’où vient l’inflation ? Le profit est-il source de progrès ? Le chômage est-il un mal nécessaire ? L’État nuit-il à l’investissement ? Mystérieuse et confuse, l’économie est trop souvent mise hors de la portée du citoyen ordinaire, qui n’en paie pas moins les frais de ses crises. Seuls les experts semblent autorisés à répondre à des questions dont dépend pourtant l’avenir de tous.

Le Petit cours d’autodéfense en économie de Jim Stanford arrive à point nommé pour rompre ce déséquilibre. Par l’analyse critique de situations concrètes, auxquelles s’ajoutent des synthèses éclairées par des schémas récapitulatifs, ce livre démystifie avec soin les rouages du capitalisme, montrant que tous peuvent le comprendre.

L’ouvrage est illustré par Charb, dessinateur satirique et directeur du journal Charlie Hebdo, et préfacé par Éric Pineault, professeur de sociologie économique à l’uqam.

« Stanford fait partie d’une espèce rare : celle des professeurs qui marquent votre vie. À la fois pragmatique et idéaliste, son livre a le pouvoir de changer le monde. »
– Naomi Klein

Jim Stanford est un économiste canadien réputé. Diplômé de Cambridge et de la New School for Social Research de New York, il tient une chronique régulière dans le Globe and Mail et exerce sa profession au sein du syndicat des Travailleurs canadiens de l'automobile (TCA). Fondateur du Progressive Economics Forum (réseau canadien d’économistes progressistes), il a publié plusieurs ouvrages. - Lux Éditeur

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> GUÉRILLA KIT

Une nouvelle radicalité émerge et réinvente les formes et les techniques de la contestation politique. Le monde des hommes et des femmes en lutte est celui de la ruse et de l’imagination face à la force et à la raideur du pouvoir et des formes d’oppression contemporaine, masquées sous les habits de tolérance, de libéralisme et de mondialisation. Morjane Baba a arpenté les maquis des luttes sociales et a rassemblé ses notes de voyage dans ce guide. Ce n’est pas un nouveau Capital ni un nouveau manifeste, c’est un livre objet, à monter soi-même, une trousse à outils à utiliser pour bricoler ses propres armes.
Née dans ces chemins de résistance, portée par l’insurrection des Indiens du Chiapas, bousculée par les rythmes de la rébellion, les danses, les sambas et les tangos, qui résonnaient dans les métropoles modernes, de Seattle à Buenos Aires, en passant par Porto Alegre, Gênes ou Barcelone, Morjane Baba imagine les ruses les plus subtiles pour faire entendre sa voix, arrêter le flux incessant des marchandises et le remplacer par celui des hommes et des cœurs. Elle s’est trouvé des espaces dans le tissage des nouveaux médias, dans la toile, sur les axes les plus denses de la circulation. Elle est née partout en même temps, sans patrie ni frontière. Elle ne croit pas dans la légalité illégitime, elle trouve le moyen de le dire et renverse les rôles, elle change le monde en somme, par bribes et aussi dans les grands vacarmes du monde. - La Découverte

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> LE NÉOLIBÉRALISME ET...

Le texte de ces fascicules se veut accessible à toutes et à tous de manière à pouvoir faire l’objet d’analyses, de discussions et d’observations de la part des personnes regroupées au sein des brigades. Le contenu, ouvertement anti-néolibéral, se veut une antidote au discours unique dominant, une grille permettant de mieux lire et décoder les dessous des éditoriaux des grands médias ou de la propagande de l’Institut économique de Montréal.

Il est important de préciser que ces textes visent à informer celles et ceux qui n’ont pas nécessairement l’habitude de fréquenter de telles questions. Comme le disait si bien une personne de Développement et Paix, il faut que ces questions puissent atteindre et être comprises « même par mon garagiste de Neuville ».

Chaque fascicule comprend une dizaine de courts feuillets de textes très vulgarisés à partir des documents déjà existants et qui ont fait consensus dans les groupes organisés depuis que nous avons engagé la lutte contre le néolibéralisme.

* Le contenu des fascicules qui constituent cette trousse citoyenne n’est pas définitif. Il y manque vos réflexions, votre critique et tous les ajouts que vous jugerez bon y apporter au fil des rencontres que vous ferez à l’occasion de la formation d’une brigade.

* Il est fortement conseillé de parcourir les fascicules « Néolibéralisme, le vol organisé du bien commun » et « Néolibéralisme et droits humains » en priorité. Cette lecture nous semble incontournable pour une meilleur compréhension de tous les autres.

* Il est possible que vous rencontriez certains mots ou expressions dont le sens vous échappe. La trousse comprend un petit lexique d’appoint permettant, peut-être, de répondre à vos interrogations, car les thèmes se recoupent souvent. Il se peut également que la réponse vous soit donnée par celles et ceux avec lesquels vous en discuterez.

* La réalisation de tous ces fascicules n’aurait pas été possible sans la généreuse collaboration de personnes provenant d’horizons différents mais toutes convaincues de la nécessité de ce travail collectif. - Attac Québec

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> GÉNÉRATION IDÉALISTE

Ils ont troqué leur slogans socialistes pour de la publicité, ils ont échangé la solidarité de la rue pour le confort du bungalow, ils ont remplacé leur poésie par un écran cathodique, l’Internationale pour leur nombril. Le mouvement hippie a jeté aux ordures ses idéaux politiques pour se faire radicalement récupérer par le système. Après une révolte inachevée, les baby-boomers ont contribué à l’édification de cette société du «chacun pour soi» et de l’individualisme chronique. Depuis les années 1960, ils monopolisent l’histoire, ils accaparent le débat politique, ils déterminent les valeurs de la société. Puis la génération X est restée dans leur ombre sans pouvoir remettre en question ses principes. À leur tour, ils se sont fait avaler par la «maudite machine». Et nous voilà.

Ceci n’est pas le procès des baby-boomers. Ceci est notre propre procès. Qui sommes-nous ? Génération no name, héritiers de la survie de l’humanité. Notre choix est clair. Ou bien on reste cloués devant cette abrutissante télévision à regarder la destruction du monde, ou bien on se lève fièrement et on travaille à bâtir une société meilleure. Il est possible et urgent de défi nir de nouvelles valeurs et de les défendre contre l’individualisme et l’égocentrisme ambiant. Pour nous et pour la suite du monde. L’avenir nous appartient et l’Histoire retiendra ce que nous en ferons. - Livres Québecois

> NO LOGO

In the last decade, No Logo has become a cultural manifesto for the critics of unfettered capitalism worldwide. As the world faces a second economic depression, No Logo's analysis of our corporate and branded world is as timely and powerful as ever.

Equal parts cultural analysis, political manifesto, mall-rat memoir, and journalistic exposé, No Logo is the first book to put the new resistance into pop-historical and clear economic perspective. It tells a story of rebellion and self-determination in the face of our new branded world. - Naomi Klein

À suivre..

Fin du bonheur au carrefour de l Estrie

2011-12-19T19:23:00.001-05:00

À une semaine de Noël, des clownes de Sherbrooke venues offrir du bonheur
au centre commercial se sont vu remettre des amendes salées. Deux cents
vingt-cinq dollars pour du bonheur gratuit c'est un peu cher  pour avoir
''dérangé'' des gens qu'elles ne dérangeaient même pas.

Vers 15h, les clownes se sont présentées dans ce centre d'achat pour
distribuer des capsules de bonheur aux passants. Lorsqu'elles ont eu
l'idée d'acheter des bulles, elles sont allées pêcher dans la fontaine les
sous qu'il leur manquait. C'est à ce moment que leur mésaventure à
commencé.

D'abord deux agents de GARDA  se sont approché des clownes leur demandant
brusquement de partir : ''ALLEZ, TU DÉGAGES''. Les clownes ont poursuivit
leur chemin dans le corridor du mail, continuant d'essaimer leurs capsules
(de petits mots sages pliés délicatement dans des gélules). Un des agents
suivait les clownes alors que l'autre était parti appeler la police.

C'est alors que les clownes voulant vérifier la gravité de leurs actes, se
sont mises à questionner le public. ''Est-ce qu'on vous dérange Madame?'',
''Est-ce qu'on vous dérange Monsieur?''. La seule personne qui  n'a pas
répondue de façon clair leur a offert un sourire. Il était évident que les
clowns ne dérangeaient pas les clients.

Deux hommes de la police de Sherbrooke sont alors intervenus. À leur
arrivée les clownes leur ont offert une capsules de bonheur qui disait :
''la liberté c'est un cadeau que l'on se fait soi-même''. Les clownes ont
accompagné les policiers dehors et elles ont eu droit à un ticket de 75
dollars chacune, soit l'équivalent de 3 dollars par capsule distribuée.

Les clownes obéissent toujours du mieux qu'elles peuvent, elles paieront
donc leurs amendes et cherchent déjà les moyens de réunir cette somme.  Si
vous voulez les aider de quelque manière que se soit vous pourrez les
rencontrer lundi 19 décembre devant l'Hôtel de Ville avant le conseil
municipal. Les policiers ont dit que cela les embêtaient de donner ces
tickets, mais qu'ils étaient obligés. Obligés oui, mais qui les y force?
Le Maire le sait peut-être.

Des clownes
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#Occupons Montreal

2011-10-04T23:49:00.001-04:00

You have no idea what planning an event this big in 10 day is like!! So fucking be there!!!

#Occupymontreal #occupywallstreet #occupytogether #occupytheplanet

Canadians take a stand against online spying

2011-09-15T22:09:00.003-04:00

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2011-08-27T22:05:00.004-04:00

I fucking hate it when people just stop talking to you!!! And yes it's about a girl!

[Movie] The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things

2011-07-07T19:50:00.000-04:00

The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things is a 2004 film directed by and starring Asia Argento. It is based on JT LeRoy's novel of the same name. The film received a limited release in North American theatres on March 10, 2006.

The title is taken from the King James Version of the Bible, Book of Jeremiah, chapter 17, verse 9.

Plot

The film revolves around a tattered relationship between Sarah (Argento), a drug addict, and her son, Jeremiah (played by Jimmy Bennett at age seven, and by Cole and Dylan Sprouse at age 11). Their life together is marked by drug-taking and heavy drinking. Sarah repeatedly becomes involved with a series of men who treat her and Jeremiah poorly, and uses them as an excuse to abandon her son. She disappears to Atlantic City with her current boyfriend, Emerson (Jeremy Renner), whom she then abandons; Emerson returns to their home and rapes Jeremiah. After a trip to the hospital, Jeremiah's grandmother takes him to a West Virginian radical Christian cult led by his grandfather (Peter Fonda). After three years with the cult, Sarah returns to reclaim a now 11-year-old Jeremiah. Sarah's current lover, Kenny, a truck driver, eventually abandons them at a truck stop while Sarah is soliciting herself. Sarah realizes that if she is going to keep her men, then she cannot say Jeremiah is her son. Jeremiah allows his mother to persuade him into cross dressing so he can act as her 'little sister', and Jeremiah's crossdressing evolves to include his mother's seduction techniques. After dressing up as a 'baby doll' version of Sarah, Jeremiah/Sarah seduces Jackson (Marilyn Manson), his mother's latest man, who initially tries to rebuff the boy's advances, but then he gives in. Furious with Jackson for giving in to the boy's advances and with Jeremiah for ruining her panties, she takes Jeremiah and leaves.

Later, they are seen in a house where the basement houses a meth lab which later blows up with Sarah's latest boyfriend inside. After fleeing, and while detoxing from meth, Sarah is convinced that everyone is after them, and that only certain foods are edible (mainly chips and soda), she then convinces Jeremiah that if they eat anything but those foods, they will be poisoned. Which then leads Sarah and Jeremiah on a failed attempt to shoplift at a grocery store, afterwards Jeremiah finds a hamburger to eat from a dumpster. His mother, in a state of "meth psychosis" is convinced the food he ate was poison, and makes him drink ipecac in order to make him better and rid him of any 'poisons'. Jeremiah wakes up in the hospital with his grandmother beside him. She tells him that Sarah is in the psychiatric ward. Later that night, Sarah collects Jeremiah from his hospital room, and, rather than have him go back to the cult, she clutches her son's hand and they both walk away in hospital gowns. The final scene is of Sarah and Jeremiah driving away. - Wikipedia

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[NSFW] Paradise Circus, Massive Attack w/ Hope Sandoval

2011-07-06T16:22:00.003-04:00

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

Staring, Georgina Spelvin, American pornographic actress.

Massive Attack - Paradise Circus Lyrics

The pornographic scenes are from The Devil in Miss Jones (1973)

The Devil in Miss Jones (1973) is a pornographic film, written, directed and produced by Gerard Damiano and starring Georgina Spelvin. It is widely regarded as a classic adult film, released during the Golden Age of Porn. Damiano made the film after his 1972 success with Deep Throat. Along with Deep Throat and Behind the Green Door, the film is associated with the brief period known as Porno chic or the Golden Age of Porn. It went on to spawn numerous remakes and sequels.

Georgina Spelvin plays Justine Jones, a lonely, depressed spinster who decides that suicide is the only way out of her routinely dull existence.[6] While lying in the bathtub, Justine slits her wrists, dying quietly as the tub fills with her blood.[7]

Because she has lived a 'pure' life, Miss Jones finds herself in limbo. There she meets Mr. Abaca (John Clemens), an angel, of sorts, who informs her that she does not qualify for entrance to Heaven because she has killed herself. Angry that this one indiscretion has left her with only the options of limbo or Hell, she begs Mr. Abaca to let her "earn" her place in Hell by being allowed to return to earth and become the embodiment of lust. After an intense session of pain and pleasure with a menacing man who goes only by the title of "The Teacher" (Harry Reems), Justine has a few bizarre and sexually deviant encounters, the last of which is a graphic threesome.

However, just as she's enjoying her new life of lust, the brief time Justine was given to fulfill herself runs out and she is faced with the eternity of Hell. At first, Miss Jones is horrified at the pain she will be forced to endure, but Abaca is quick to dispel the common human myth of Hell and promises Justine that she will be "quite comfortable..."

Justine, now a raging sex addict, then finds herself confined to a small room with an impotent, sexually uninterested man who is more interested in catching flies than her. She desperately begs the man for sex, but he simply asks her to be quiet while he listens to the buzzing of his imaginary insects.

Trapped in her own private hell, Miss Jones is left screaming in agony for all eternity, thirsting for a climax she will never achieve by her own means. - Wikipedia

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[VHS] Björk - South Bank Show "The Bravo Profile"

2011-07-05T22:38:00.000-04:00

The documentary was planned to be released on DVD in 2003, but was not due to right issues.

"This documentary is perhaps the best profile of Bjork in existence." - .bjorklossless.goudwater.nl

The South Bank Show was a television arts magazine show, originally made by London Weekend Television (now part of ITV Studios), presented by Melvyn Bragg, broadcast on ITV and seen in over 60 countries worldwide — including Australia, New Zealand, the Netherlands, Sweden and the United States. Its stated aim was to bring both high art and popular culture to a mass audience.

In May 2009, ITV announced that the show was to come to an end. Although it was originally reported that the show was ending due to Bragg's retirement,[1] Bragg later made it clear that he decided to leave after they ended the show, and thought ending it was a mistake; according to him, "they've killed the show, so I thought, I'll go as well."[2][3]

On Monday 28 December 2009 the final edition of The South Bank Show was broadcast featuring The Royal Shakespeare Company as its subject. Melvyn Bragg announced on this programme, after the final South Bank Show Awards in January 2010, there would be a series of ten 'South Bank Show Revisited' programmes transmitted in early 2010 featuring updates on previous South Bank Show subjects. - Wikipedia

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[Movie] Rubber

2011-07-05T17:06:00.000-04:00

Rubber is a 2010 French horror comedy film about a tire that comes to life and kills people with its psychic powers. It was directed and written by Quentin Dupieux. The film was shown at the 2010 Cannes Film Festival.

In the California desert, a tire comes to life and embarks on a killing spree as an audience watches the events unfold through binoculars. The tire kills by vibrating intensely and psycho-kinetically causes people's heads to explode. The audience is poisoned by individuals that seem to be orchestrating the film's events. A sheriff investigating the murders is inside and outside the diegesis, sometimes participating in the narrative action and sometimes commenting on it.

In the end, the tire is destroyed, but then reincarnated as a tricycle. The tricycle recruits several tires and rolls to Hollywood, where the film concludes. - WIkipedia

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Orgasm

2011-06-29T15:35:00.001-04:00

I was cleaning my Google Docs folders and found this. I have no idea where I was going with it and very much doubt I'll ever remember. The protagonist is called Daf, I can only think that it is in reference to the Marquis de Sade (Who's first names are Donatien Alphonse François, DAF). It seem that I was also writing at the time, a story about a suicidal robot, a Borderlands (the game) fan-fiction and a story called 'Everytime I flush the toilet a kid in China gets to have diner' but that's all for an other post.

Working Title: Orgasm

Her ass was being push against the sink, he held her by the neck and throbbed back and forth as hard as he could. His pants were wiping the floor of the man's bathroom, rubbing against residue of piss, shit and soap. When she came she screamed how much of a good fuck he was, ordering him to come inside of her, he pulled her hair back pressed his hand against his neck even harder and ..woke up. Fucking morning.

Daf was hard alright! he tried to fall back asleep or at least imagine what a few more seconds with her would have been like, remembering what the chick looked like, blond hair, thin, a nice pair of C cup tits, she probably was 22 and there were some sparks into her eyes, hardcore sluttery mix with passion but his dick didn't care about fantasy it wanted the real thing. There would be no orgasm not even a bad one. Fucking waste of an erection. Fucking morning.

The only urge he had now was to take a piss, he thought about his mom and slowly the erection went away. Fucking morning.The red light on his phone was flashing furiously. The voice mail was filled with URGENT messages summing up to: “Be at work A-S-A-fucking-P!!” Fucking morning.

“Where have you been fucker!? We called you all fucking night!”
“Sorry boss but your wife doesn’t want me to answer the phone while I’m shagging her.”

He flushed the toilet, expecting something entertaining to come out of the phone but The Boss went straight to the point.
“They found an other one last night. At the zoo. It was raping a motherfucking penguin! A goddamn penguin!”
“They managed to get him alive this time?”
“Yeah and after they promised him a fucking harem of penguins he told them everything.”

A #twitfic by Dmpstrbaby™

2011-06-29T04:16:00.000-04:00

[Movie] Beckett On Film

2011-06-25T14:38:00.003-04:00

19 Plays by Samuel Beckett

Act Without Words I (running time: 16 minutes)

Synopsis

Written in French in 1956, Act Without Words I is a mime, as the title suggests. A man sits in a desert and struggles to reach a flask of water and other objects, which remain stubbornly out of reach. Yet despite his continual disappointment, he does not give up. There is no escape from the playing area – he is 'immediately flung back' when he attempts to enter the wings.

Director

Karel Reisz was born in Czechoslovakia in 1926 and educated in Britain. He was the first programme director of the National Film Theatre in the early 1950s. He has directed many films including: Night Must Fall (1963) with Albert Finney; Isadora (1967) with Vanessa Redgrave, Jason Robards and James Fox; The Gambler (1973-4) with James Caan; The French Lieutenant's Woman (1980) with Meryl Streep and Jeremy Irons; Sweet Dreams (1985-6) with Jessica Lang and Ed Harris; and Everybody Wins (1990) with Nick Nolte and Debra Winger. He has also directed many productions on stages across the US, Great Britain and Ireland.

'As always with Beckett, in the agony there is pity, understanding and humanity. By using repetition, Beckett was trying to make sense of his own experience of the world. Right or wrong doesn't come into it.'– Karel Reisz

Act Without Words II (running time: 11 minutes)

Synopsis

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Coming...

2011-06-25T01:22:00.000-04:00

"Soon" to be published titles from the
Dead People Taste Like Chicken Press.©™

DmpstrBaby™ Goes to the Farm!
DmpstrBaby™ Gets a Cat!
DmpstrBaby™ Eats at a Chinese Buffet
DmpstrBaby™ Crosses the Street
DmpstrBaby™ Plays at the Public Pool
DmpstrBaby™ Talks with God.
DmpstrBaby™ Makes Dinner!

And many more for the entire family!

[Movie] ララピポ Lala Pipo (Lots of People)

2011-06-23T17:45:00.001-04:00

Director:
Masayuki Miyano
Writer:
Tetsuya Nakashima
Cast:
Yuri Nakamura, Tomoko Murakami, Hiroki Narimiya, Takashi Yoshimura, Sarutoki Minegawa, Mari Hamada
Synopsis:

Written by Tetsuya Nakashima (MEMORIES OF MATSUKO, KAMIKAZE GIRLS) and shot in his candy-colored, hyper-surreal style, LALA PIPO is a crawl through the gutters of the porn industry in an desperate search for the hidden humanity of all the pimps, players, voyeurs, gangsters, hookers, A/V stars, and gangbang queens who make up the motley population of planet porno. Interweaving stories of the lost, the desperate, the horny and the repressed, LALA PIPO (a wordplay on "A lot of people,") ultimately finds hope in the darkest - and stickiest - places. - third window films

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[TV] Vermilion Pleasure Night Vol. 1 & 2

2011-06-21T08:47:00.002-04:00

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I haven't done this in a long while for a few reason. 1, I haven't downloaded anything worth mentioning for a long time, 2 I wasn't in a blogging mood. Not that I really am now but this is definitely worth me spending a few minute to share it with the ignorant mass.

Space vixens and manic mannequins. Animation and claymation. J-pop music videos and violently desperate housewives. Sexy assassins and biker babes.

You've never seen or experiences anything like this rainbow-acid-hued, mind-tripped, sonic and sensual assault.

Tokyo pop (and Tokyo pop art) has made "Vermilion Pleasure Night" an international sensation. From the Tate Modern to MOMA, from college campuses to home computers, this sexy kaleidoscope has captured everyone's attention.

Yoshimasa Ishibashi is a film director, who made Kuruwasetaino, which won an award in 1999. He also performs under the group name Kyupi Kyupi. Ishibashi says his main influences are George Lucas and Walt Disney creators who can transplant their visions into a variety of formats. He once said in a interview that I cried at Disneyland because I was so amazed by Mr. Disney who inspired others to create his world, even after his death.

VPN is a late show in Japan sponsored by the big Osaka-based comedy agency Yoshimoto Kogyo, broadcast every Sunday on TV Tokyo, starting at 1 a.m. VPN is an omnibus show full of kitsch and black humor.

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STABELIZEDJAPAN2

2011-06-20T13:14:00.002-04:00

reinerouge

2011-05-15T14:37:00.001-04:00

reinerouge.tv - Bande-Annonce from Olivier Sabino on Vimeo.

2011-05-14T12:34:00.002-04:00

Si tu voyais s'que chuis dev'nu

2011-03-17T02:00:00.000-04:00

Si tu voyais s'que chuis dev'nu tu l'croirais pas.
J'vie dans une poubelle avec un chat.
J'ai pas d'ami,
Juste plein d'soucis.

Si tu voyais s'que chuis dev'nu tu l'croirais pas.
J'ai pas d'allure chus rien qu'un gros tas.
J'ai une paire de bas, un chandail pis un restant de pantalon.
J'ai pus envie mais j'reste icitte, chus qu'un gros con.

Si tu voyais s'que chuis dev'nu tu l'croirais pas.
J'ai mal en'dan pis j'ai pus de sang en bas.
J'fais du cul avec ma main,
Même si dans l'fond j'en veux pas vraiment.

Si tu voyais s'que chuis dev'nu tu l'croirais pas.
Pis si t'étais la j'y serais pas.
J'me suis bâtît une prison en poils de cul,
Pis dans pas long que j'vais finir tout'nue.

Si tu voyais s'que chuis dev'nu tu l'croirais pas.

Si j'partais aujourd'hui tu l'saurais pas.

well, someone had to do it!

2011-03-06T00:55:00.000-05:00

[Movie] Trolljegeren

2011-03-06T00:38:00.000-05:00

Their attempt at making it look like real found footage (À la Blair Witch) is a complete failure but it remains a very good trolling experience. - Dmpstrbaby

A group of students set out to make a documentary about a supposed bear poacher, Hans. The students are following Hans through Western Norway. When they try to interview him he tells them to go away, but they persist. As they follow him into a forest, they see flashing lights and hear roars from something larger than a bear. Hans comes running back to his vehicle, screaming "Troll!". They all seek refuge in his car, as their own is now turned over with the tires eaten. Afterwards, when the students ask if they can join Hans in his hunt and film it, he answers yes.

The next day the student meets up with Hans, who wants to make sure none of them are Christian, since the trolls can detect them by their smell. They assure him that they are not, and they return to the same forest as the night before. Hans points to a small brook and tells them to take off their clothes, wash themselves and slather themselves with troll 'scent' made from "everything you can squeeze out of a troll". After this they follow him deeper into the forest, where they are told to wait for further instructions. As they wait, they begin to think that Hans is playing a trick on them. Suddenly they see a bright flash, hear another roar and feel the ground shake. Out of the woods comes a giant troll with three heads. They flee back into the woods, where they hide as the troll smells after Christian blood. They return to Hans's car, where they see the troll turn to stone. They decide to follow Hans and document his work as he sets out to kill all the trolls that have broken out of their territories, and to find out why they have started to break out now and not earlier. - Wikipedia

Requiem for a Jerk

2011-02-15T01:03:00.000-05:00

Listen to the organ that i play for you
Since you've got no choice
Hear me through
You look as though you like it
But you seem reserved
Its my requiem for a jerk

I wrote it in the bath
On my breakfast tray
Cut my appetite for the day
I tried to raise a toast
Ate this second verse
But our requiem for a jerk
Its an afternoon for mourners
But the tears dont come
Got what you deserved
The maximum
Well im getting sentimental but its too much work
Whats our requiem to a jerk

While the devil left a message
Cool dry paradise
Has a lot to hot
Not too nice
Try to talk in code if you've got the nerve
Even i dont need stupid jerks

Listen to the organ that i play for you
Since you've got no choice
Hear me through
You look as though you like it
In your woolen shirt
Its my requiem for a jerk

I wrote it in the bath
On my breakfast tray
Cut my appetite for the day
On your white washed face
Moose steel prison wall
Alright stupid jerk
Thats all

[TV] The Damn Show

2011-02-12T20:11:00.001-05:00

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Rated R for pervasive strong crude and sexual content, language, drug use and nudity.

"The DAMN! Show like you've never seen it, perfect quality digital picture and sound - complete with interactive menus, skit selection, never before seen footage, out takes, bloopers, cast and character bios! Best of all 10 Episodes. Includes Yucko busting balls all over the country, Rack Em Rack Willie, Blind Date with a Crackwhore, Clayporn and much more! Now with digital audio." - The Damn Show official website

tankervision is a sketch-comedy program, created by Waco O'Guin and Roger Black, that aired on MTV2. It premiered July 8, 2005 as part of the channel's "Sic 'Em Friday" programming block. Stankervision is a repackaged version of "The DAMN! Show", a sketch comedy show that was created in Athens, Georgia in 1998. Yucko the Clown is featured on the show.

Extreme Humor
Stankervision's sketches follow a format similar to those of Jackass and The Howard Stern Show, in that the point is to push the limits of humor. Among the regular sketches are Yucko The Clown approaching people on the street and insulting them (often adding curse words and lewd gestures), mimes who start out acting like 'normal' mimes, then turning to violent behavior (one such sketch, for example, has one mime making a withdrawal from an ATM, only to be held up and 'shot' by a second mime, who in turn is accosted by two 'police' mimes and beaten - all in the view of the public), and 'Dear Stankervision', where questions are posed to the creators, Waco and Roger (one such 'letter' asks how laxatives work, which is followed by actors in costume displaying the effects of taking pills to relieve congestion).

Stankervision also features some cartoons, but in Stankervision style. One regular such cartoon is about the adventures of "Inebriated The Koala", which was created by Waco O'Guin in 1993 and is introduced as "everyone's favorite eucalyptus eating marsupial", to which the koala replies, "Eucalyptus? You can lick THIS!" as he points to his crotch. - Wikipedia

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Random Vocaroo

2011-02-12T02:18:00.001-05:00

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The Chronicles of Niania

2011-02-09T20:54:00.000-05:00

The Chronicles of Niania

by DmpstrBaby

Peter was walking down the street with his usual douche bag face, looking down on everyone who dared to look him in the eyes. He was going to his favorite restaurant, it was lunch time and he had a craving for tea and crumpets.

Peter never saw the open manhole, because he was too busy pointing his nose at the sky.

He fell and plunged deeper into the dark unknown. Finally he saw the dirty bottom coming at him, and then a whiff of shitty stench violated his nose. He wretched, closed his eyes and crack! His neck broke and body lay lifeless.

It was the day of Peter's funeral and everyone was mourning. His brother and sister knew that if he could speak, he would have been a complete jerk. This reminded them that if he had been in charge, it would have been perfect.

Claire had to make a break for the bathroom; her tampon was over flowing and had begun to leak down her leg. She was pleasantly surprised to see that the funeral's home toilet wasn't creepy at all.

She sat and pushed until there was a, plop. She felt better dropping the large turd that had been stuck in her intestines, and then she removed her tampon and inserted a fresh one. Claire got up and bent down to flush. She heard a blip! Her necklace fell in.
"Oh no! My precious necklace. A gift from my great grandmother," Claire exclaimed in her usual British accent, of the 19th century that makes everyone in England, sound like they are highly educated intellectuals.

Claire’s hand plunged in, pushing the tampon to one side and the big deuce on the other. She could see her necklace just laying there on the bottom. She reaches but instead of grabbing it she pushes it even deeper. Now elbow deep into the toilet hole, she finally grabbed the fucking thing. As she was about to pull out she felt something took hold of her wrist and pulled her in.
Claire cried for help. She felt relieved when she heard the door open, "Are you ok sweetie," Uncle Tom asked?
She sobbed, it was a really bad TV show where the contestant had to choose between losing her arm to whatever is pulling on it, or asking Uncle Tom to come in and save her.
“Who needs two arms anyway,” she pondered?

Claire's arm was all the way in, but when she thought things were going to start breaking, her head began to bend and twist out of shape, making its way down the hole. Her entire body was sucked in. She really hated the idea of dying by drowning in her own shit, which was so not 19th century British like.

Claire felt like she was still alive and unhurt, but that was impossible. When her brain stopped trying to make sense of it, she focused on where she was and her surroundings. She was cold and realized, she was sitting in snow. That made sense.

Something stirred and approached her, "Hi I ‘m puke and you are the chosen one.

In front of her was standing a naked man like beast with horns, and enough chest fur to cover the top of the things body. The bottom part was bare skin with a thin waist and legs. She was very disappointed looking between his legs she noticed his genitalia.
It could probably fit into her nostril, Claire thought.

Puke noticed that she was spending a lot of time looking at his crotch and proclaimed, "Welcome to Niania! Where performance is what matters."

"Niania," Claire exclaimed!

"Yes, Niania, a kingdom of magic and talking animals."

"Oh! Just like Oz," she asked?

"NO ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

She smiled, "but the talking animals and wizard.”

He growled, "I never said wizards, I said magic. It has nothing to do with Oz. Now let’s get out of here before the evil queen's guard shows up."

"Are we going to meet with the Mad Hatter,” she asked?

"With wh... NO! This is a completely independent fantasy world. We have no affiliation what so ever with any other coma induced world, now shut the fuck up, and follow me woman!"

Claire remembered that her mother once told her to never argue with a man who wears no pants, so she got up and followed him.

"Say Puke, any way I can get some winter clothing soon?"

"Why? You're the chosen one, the cold doesn't affect you!"

"But my toes are kind of blue and black, I fear I'll be losing them soon."

Puke looked at her feet, grabbed is knife and removed a large piece of his chest air. The magical chest hair transformed into winter boots.

"Could I please have some more? You see my panties did not travel with me."

"Panties! Does it look like I can magically make panties appear out of nowhere?"

END Scene one

I'd like to stress that I am in no way a writer, that I write without any structure what so ever. I wrote it as I think it which explain why my stories are.. not so structured ;) Since this is my blog and I can do whatever I want, I am humble enough to share my amazing gift with you. Critic will obviously be ignored unless they are constructive or positive ^.^

A big thanks to S.G. for proof reading anyway! Hug&kisses