PAFLY News!

Now with Kliko Vision (TM)!

2017-11-12T15:15:00.000-08:00

Using astounding new Internets technology, pafly.com now comes with the disruptive techno-breakthrough of the century! With the amazing new Kliko Vision (TM - patent pending -- watch out google!), you can read your favorite Pinocchio and FooT comics by simply clicking on the image! Check in out! This is just one of the incredible steps pafly.com is making to fulfill it's twenty-year plan to become mobile-friendly by 2037!

AIS Three Saved!

2012-06-10T08:38:00.002-07:00

Adolf in Space Numero Trois mysteriously disappeared from the InterToobs the other day!

But not to worry, Pafly fan. Although Al-Qaida or the FLDS continue to be the main suspects in the disappearance, the crack technicians at International PAFLY Pork Pizza DisnoExxoPfizer, LLC, obtained the master copy carefully preserved in a nuclear-blast hardened, temperature-controlled safe deep in the caverns of NORAD and uploaded it to the IPPPDEP servers for your continued enjoyment.

The Terrorists and Cylons lose another round, Pafly fan!

We're Moving

2009-12-11T10:12:00.000-08:00

Pafly.com is moving to a new server. Presumably it will appear seamless to our beloved fan, but no doubt complete chaos and disarray will result.

Chaos and disarray is the Pafly way, after all!

New Adolf in Space!

2009-09-29T19:49:00.000-07:00

Years in the making and millions over-budget, it's a new Adolf in Space!

Pafly on Twitter!

2009-09-17T12:17:00.000-07:00

For no conceivable purpose, pafly is now on Twitter!

Finally, My Autographed Picture of Zac Efron!

2007-08-09T16:58:00.000-07:00

Ooo. So dreamy. Get yours here!

Livin' in my own world....Didn't understand...

The Critics Have Spoken!

2007-07-01T14:38:00.000-07:00

It's weird! It's creepy! And you can't tell which one is Zac Efron! (Zefron)

Pinocchio and FooT! Always on the cutting edge!

Shameless Local Candidates Misuse Pinocchio!

2007-05-07T15:29:00.000-07:00

Why this horrible misuse of the Pinocchio nose by a local campaign looks like the work of the Ferret!

Oh My Stars and Garters!!

2007-03-29T13:37:00.000-07:00

Zac Efron did not do all his own singing in High School Musical!! From Fred:

Our chart department has been dealing with this issue all week, and as a result, you'll notice that credits for some of the "High School Musical" tracks have changed.

It's really not a Milli Vanilli situation, though. The Disney folks never claimed that Zac Efron was singing all of the "High School Musical" songs. On the CD, songs are credited to character names, not the names of the real actors. Billboard listed the songs on the chart by using the actors' names. It's also not unusual for actors not to sing their own songs in filmed musicals (Marni Nixon became famous for being the singing voice of Audrey Hepburn, Deborah Kerr, Natalie Wood, Jeanne Crain Marilyn Monroe in various movie musicals).

Andrew Seeley did sing some of the "High School Musical" tracks, and has been properly credited on the Billboard charts. On other tracks, Zac Efron recorded vocals and they were mixed with Seeley's vocals, so both artists are now credited.

By the way, the success of all these "High School Musical" tracks was completely unexpected. Label execs at Walt Disney were planning to promote B5's version of "Get'cha Head in the Game" as the hit single from the TV movie. Ironically, it's one of two original songs on the album that has not charted.

Songs are credited to character's names??? Is that so Disney doesn't have to pay the real people?

I'm sooo disappointed. I don't know if I'll ever be able forgive Zac.

I just hope he hasn't broken Fredrick Quagmire the Third's heart!

Pafllyman Salutes the New Utah State Quarter!

2007-02-04T00:16:00.000-08:00

Paflyman salutes the fabulous new Utah Quarter and reflects on its true significance in a new Paflyman Report!

Lagoon Vomitfest?

2007-01-30T23:04:00.000-08:00

Update: page 3.

I Flushed, I Flushed, I Flushed!

2006-12-09T13:09:00.000-08:00

Paflyman cannot recommend the new foot flush web-commercial too highly.

Mark Eubank Quits?

2006-12-01T21:39:00.000-08:00

Say it isn't so!

Zac Efron

2006-12-01T14:41:00.000-08:00

Zac Efron is the favorite way to pafilay!

Top 20 of 93 Total Search Strings

# Hits Search String
1 124 35.73% zac efron
2 47 13.54% Zac Efron
3 16 4.61% airplane jokes
4 11 3.17% ferret
5 8 2.31% characters
6 5 1.44% philosophy jokes
7 5 1.44% pinocchio characters
8 5 1.44% zac efron pictures
9 4 1.15% foot job
10 4 1.15% pictures of zac efron
11 4 1.15% pinocchio
12 3 0.86% AIRPLANE JOKES
13 3 0.86% ZAC EFRON
14 3 0.86% foot comics
15 3 0.86% nose job
16 3 0.86% pafly
17 3 0.86% pupa cosmetics
18 2 0.58% Airplane Jokes
19 2 0.58% Mohammed the prophet
20 2 0.58% Zac efron

Hail to Thee, Mabel Mudd Wench Tech!

2006-11-24T23:18:00.000-08:00

Three

There Must Be Some Mistake

2006-09-28T11:59:00.000-07:00

Surely U.S. News and World Reports overlooked Mudd Wench Tech in their obviously flawed rankings

It's Alive

2006-09-26T00:04:00.000-07:00

An actual update.

Horrifying

2006-09-14T13:33:00.000-07:00

When computer programs go bad.

Is paflyman dead?

2006-09-09T20:34:00.000-07:00

Don't know for sure, but there are some new FAQ's from FooT!

And if he ain't dead already, the new philosophy airplane jokes should do the deed.

What is PAFLY?

2006-07-31T11:48:00.000-07:00

Acroynm finder give no results for pafly!

Acronym Attic finds "Performance Automatic Flywheels."

The mystery continues!

Junk!

2006-07-19T23:57:00.000-07:00

Lotta Junk

Thieves, Varmints

2006-07-17T15:26:00.000-07:00

The Descartes joke has been around...

here

here and

here

FooT strikes again!

2006-07-14T23:34:00.000-07:00

Philosophy Airplane Jokes!

Adolf In Space Breaks 50!

2006-06-26T17:05:00.000-07:00

Over 50 (53 exactly) weirdos now subscribe to Adolf in Space! An all time high!

Now, if only someone would start writing the next installment!

Pinocchio And FooT No. 9

2006-06-22T23:57:00.000-07:00

What has the Ferret done to East High School???

From the Perseus Project...

The nose, as an organ expressive of sagacity, and also of scorn and anger: naribus ducere tura, to smell, Hor. C. 4, 1, 21 : naribus labrisque non fere quicquam decenter ostendimus, tametsi derisus iis, contemptus, fastidium significari solet, nam et corrugare nares, ut Horatius ait ... indecorum est, etc., to turn up the nose, to sneer, Quint. 11, 3, 80: ne sordida mappa Corruget nares, cause you to turn up your nose, Hor. Ep. 1, 5, 22 : omnis copia narium, sweet-smelling flowers, id. C. 2, 15, 6 : de nare loqui, to speak through the nose, Pers. 1, 33 : Aesopus naris emunctae senex, of a clean nose, i. e. of sharp perception, of fine powers of observation, Phaedr. 3, 3, 14; so, (Lucilius) emunctae naris, Hor. S. 1, 4, 8 : acutae nares, id. ib. 1, 3, 30 ; and on the contrary: homo naris obesae, of a dull nose, id. Epod. 12, 3 : naribus uti, to turn up the nose, i. e. to banter, ridicule, id. Ep. 1, 19, 45; cf.: rides et nimis uncis naribus indulges, Pers. 1, 41 .--Of anger: Calpurni saevam legem Pisoni' reprendi, Eduxique animam in prioribu' naribus, Lucil. ap. Non. 427, 32 (Sat. 20, 4): in naribus primoribus vix pertuli, Afran. ib. 33 (Com. Rel. v. 384 Rib.).--