PAGAL - SMS - COLLECTION

pakau shayari 11

2012-06-09T09:48:00.000-07:00

Aab Pakau SMS Bhej

Aab Pakau SMS Bhej K Nahi Karenge Tumhe Bor
Aab Pakau SMS Bhej K Nahi Karenge Tumhe Bor

Khiche Muje Koi Dor
Teri or, Teri or, Teri Aur

Tere Pyar ka Saya

Tere Pyar ka Saya,
Tere Pyar Ka Saya
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2(Do) minute Ruk Me Toilet Karke Aaya

Door se dekha toh ek sher

Door se dekha toh ek sher tha ...
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha ...
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha ...
isliye paas gaya hii nahi ...
sochatha risk kyun le....

Agar manzil ko pana hai to

Agar manzil ko pana hai to honsla sath rakhna
Agar pyaar ko pana hai to etbaar sath rakhna
Agar hamesha muskurana hai to daant saaf rakhna

pakau shayari 10

2012-06-07T04:30:00.000-07:00

Ek ladki ne kiya

ek ladke ne kiya ladki ko gaal pe kiss
ek ladke ne kiya ladki ko gaal pe kiss
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Mutual funds are subjected to market
risks ……!!!!

Romeo ne juliet se

Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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Asali masale sach sach MDH ….. MDH

Salma ke pyaar me

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
Gaur farmaiye
Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

Blood donate karne se pehle

Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska
group janchna…
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska
group janchna…
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BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna….

pakau shayari 9

2012-06-07T04:23:00.004-07:00

Yashomati Maiyya Se

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
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Waah! Waah!
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
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“ Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life
Jhingalala .. !!”

Akbar ne kharide 3 -3 ghode

Akbar ne kharide 3 -3 ghode ..( Gaur farmaiye )
Akbar ne kharide 3 -3 ghode ..
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aja aja dil nichode ….
raat ki matki phode

Mehngai ki iss daur mein karna

Arz kiya hai
Mehngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne
kharche par kabooo..
mehnngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne
kharche par kabooo..
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Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh
babu …

Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan

Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan …
Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan . .
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LIFEBOUY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan …

pakau shayari 8

2012-06-07T04:18:00.001-07:00

Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo

Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist ….
Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist ….
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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A
TERRORIST…

Tumse pyaar karte karte

Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya
crime….
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya
crime….
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1 is neither composite nor prime

uh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak

uh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak ….
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak … .
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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia
AAJ TAK ..

He is KISSING

Arz kiya hai ..
He is KISSING
She is KISSING
He is KISSING
She is KISSING
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* * * some text missing

pakau shayari 7

2012-06-07T04:14:00.001-07:00

Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa

Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa
josh aaya …
Wah -Wah , Wah- Wah …
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa
josh aaya …
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Ki Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh
aaya…

Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana

Arz kiya hai …
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana …
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana …
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A for Apple B for Banana…
WAH WAH …!!

Woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein

Woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein
chahun….
woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein
chahun….
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ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun

Kal tak thee jo meri present

Arz kiya hai …
Kal tak thee jo meri present …
Kal tak thee jo meri present …
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Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Kal tak thee jo meri present …
Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Offer valid till stocks last.. :- P

pakau sms 9

2012-06-07T04:05:00.007-07:00

PAKAU SMS 9

Idhar Bhi Sitam Ho Gaya,

Idhar Bhi Sitam Ho Gaya,

Udhar bhi Sitam Ho Gaya

Message Delete Kardo,

Sher Khatam Ho Gaya.

Wo maza natho red label ke Chai me,

Wo maza natho red label ke Chai me,

Na kisi ke good bye me,

na kahi se aane me, na kahi se jaane me,

Jo maja hai subha uthkar, fir so jaane me..

Chicken Aise Pakau Ke Kacha Na Ho

Chicken Aise Pakau Ke Kacha Na Ho....(wah.. wah..)

Chicken Aise Pakau Ke Kacha Na Ho,

Aur

Mohabbat Aise Nibhao Ke Baccha Na Ho..

Silly SMS jokes 5

2012-05-31T02:56:00.002-07:00

Silly SMS jokes 5

Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?

Friend: B.A.

Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"

"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"

Fir kya,

"Rajnikanth ne phuk maari sukh gaye hum"!

PATNI NE KAR DI THI

PATI KI ESS BAAT PAR DHULAI

KI USNE " PATI PARMESWAR" FILM Q NAHI DIKHAI....

Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo

Mam:Khana abi nai bana

Faqir:Facebook pe BABA Pappu ke naam se hu,ban jaye to WALL pe post kardena...

Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai???

Guess..

Not Sure

Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar

Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti hai

Silly SMS jokes 4

2012-05-31T02:55:00.000-07:00

Silly SMS jokes 4

Teacher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?

Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.

A Cockroach To A Young Guy:

"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,

More Louder Than You Can...

If Mallika Shehrawat plays Dropadi in Mahabharat..

Duryodhan will say... Dussashan, pehna do bhabhi

ko saari, hum bhi to dekhen yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai...

khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye

mile mughe aur mera ho jaye

karu sms ladikyo ko naam tera aaye

Maar tughe pare aur mazza mughe aaye

Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?

Bnta-Gane K Liye,

Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala?

Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.

WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!

SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?

Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.

Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.

Silly SMS Jokes 3

2012-05-31T02:51:00.003-07:00

Silly SMS Jokes 3

Teacher to KG Kid: Hw many months in a year?

Kid: 12

Teacher: How did u knw?

Kid: Baara mahine me bara tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re!

DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA 

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Heart touching lines.. Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much.. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!

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Who is the most lucky man of this week.?

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Kanimozi's husband ofcourse....

Rs.214 Cr in hand and wife is in the jail

enjoy man..!!

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U S A: Hamare DOG Football khelte hai?

JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance Karti hai?

CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate hai?

INDIA: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE HAI

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Osama to Amitabh : How are you ?

Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam, Aur aap ??

Osama; Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum

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WIFE- kitna pyar karte ho mujhse?

HUSBAND- Shahjahan jaisa.

WIFE- To Tajmahal banwao.

HUSBAND- Zameen kharid li h, bus tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.

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Lalu thanking obama after his stay in america-

Thank you for ur hospitality.when you come 2 india.god promis, i wil also hospitalise u.....

Silly SMS jokes 2

2012-05-31T02:50:00.002-07:00

Silly SMS jokes

LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits..
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But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him!
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-Be Lazy,
Think Crazy!

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Soul1: How did u die?
Soul2: Due 2 cold U?
S1: I doubted my wife with a man & searched my house,
found none, felt guilty & suicided
S2: Ha ha i was in d Fridge..

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Spiritual thought for d day-
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Faithful boyfrnds will go straight to heaven..
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Unfaithful boyfrnds are already enjoying...
HEAVEN on Earth.

Silly SMS Jokes

2012-05-31T02:48:00.003-07:00

Silly SMS Jokes

-I intend to live forever- so far so good

-Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are you gonna drink that?"

-Iv got 2 sit down & work out where i stand!!!

-Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!

-Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature

-All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!

-if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?

engagement
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

teacher
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him?
" tu karate main marathe".

Santa-Banta
Teacher ne kaha-translate hindi to english, "khushi ke maare uski chhaati phool gai".

Santa translated-"Due to happiness his chest turned into breast"!!!

-people ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven i say hell coz its nice and warm down there

-Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!

-I didnt kiss ur boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!!

-I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!

domestic affairs
"The General was essentially a man of peace,
except of course in his domestic affairs."
Oscar Wilde

Speak
Since light travel faster than sound...

People appear bright until you hear them speak...

Marry
Every man should marry....

After all happiness is not the only thing in life...

pakau sms 8

2012-05-31T02:39:00.001-07:00

pakau sms

Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop

Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus mein nahin chada -
kyon??
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think....
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Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha..lol

Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain

Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe .....
kamal,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the..
bus aai vimal chad jata hai per! kamal nahin jata hai
why???
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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL

Amitabh aur Pran dono bus

Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...
bus
aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata
Qyo???
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pran jaye per bacchan na jaye

Pakau Shayaries

2012-05-31T02:27:00.000-07:00

Pakau Shayaries...

Teri adao pe main
Teri adao pe main jaun waari waari...
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.

Na jine ki arzu na
Na jine ki arzu na marne ka khauf
The number you are trying is currently switched off.

Apne gamo ko bas
Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo
Naya godrej powder hair dye, Bas kaato kholo or laga lo

pakau sms 7

2012-05-31T02:17:00.003-07:00

Ek bar ekk haathi tha.........

ek bar ekk haathi tha. uske samne na 11 kele the. usne na 10 kha leye. 1 ni khaya bata kyo?
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kyonki ek kela plastic ka tha !!!
hahahahaha............... .

Is baar fir hathi tha.......
is baar fir hathi tha..fir 11 kele.. usne 11 k 11 nai khaye.. bata kyo?
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is baar hathi plastic ka tha!!!
hahahahaha...............

Is baar asli hathi tha.........
is baar asli hathi tha.. asli 11 kele. usne 11 k 11 nai khaye .. bata kyo?
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kyonki kele tv me the!!
hahahahaha...............

Is baar fir asli hathi tha........
is baar fer asli hathi tha,.. asli 11 kele.. hathi aur kele dono he tv me the.. usne phir ni khaye.. bata kyo?
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kyonki dono alag alag channel pe the!!
hahahahaha...............

Is baar fer asli hathi..............
is baar fer asli hathi .. asli 11 kele.. hathi aur kele dono tv me.. ek he channel pe .. usne phir ni khaye .. bata kyo?
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kyonki tv band tha!!
hahahahaha...............

pakau sms 6

2012-05-31T02:09:00.001-07:00

Shruti to Shraxis

Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?

Socho… kyun….. ???
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.Aur thoda socho....

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Ans: Because UTI bank is now Axis bank

Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi

Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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?why ?? :-)
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Tendulkar is an opener...

What will u call a person

What will u call a person who is leaving India??
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Socho...............
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Jackie Chan ki saas

Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
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nahi pata..??
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answer: D'Cold

chain ki saans lo - D'cold

chalo ab batao...
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
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this is quite simple...
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answer) D'Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi

funny sms 2

2011-02-22T10:57:00.000-08:00

Santa ko rota dekhkar
Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?
Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!

Exam me teacher
Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake
na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.
Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha,
kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!

What is the similarity
Banta : What is the similarity between marriage and 11:59 pm?
Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate hai!

mango juice ka glaas
Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha
Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.
Santa – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,
biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me
paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.
Aab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha
aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!

Tumhari biwi
Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Banta : Google Kaur.
Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai?
Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!

Mujhe mobile me MP3
Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RAShAN CARD chalega?

You don’t love
Wife to Santa : “You don’t love me at all”
Santa points towards their five children and says
“Do you think I donwloaded them from google”

Funny sms

2011-02-22T10:47:00.000-08:00

Can v do romance
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

similarity between
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Come, lets go...
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Kripya!!!
Kripya Dhyaan De,

Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya

Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi

versions of java
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.

Think... think... think...

Marjava & Mitjava

pakau shayari 5

2011-02-22T10:43:00.000-08:00

Dekha tujhe to rooh
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Mere Dil, Jiger,
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

Shaam hote hi ye Dil
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

pakau shayari 5

2011-02-22T10:40:00.000-08:00

chalo sajna jaha
chalo sajna jaha tak ghata chale.
chalo sajna jaha tak ghata chale.
aage se TAXI kar lenge.

Kaisi thi wo raat
Kaisi thi wo raat, kuch kaha sakta nahi main,
chahoon kahana to bayan kar sakta nahi main…
dulhan banke meri jab wo bahon me aaye thi,
sej saji thi phoolon ki, par usne mahakai thi….

Ghoongat me ek chand
Ghoongat me ek chand tha, aur sirf tanhai thi,
Aawaz dil ke dhadakne ki bhi phir zor se aaye thi…..
Pyar ka rang bhi utar kar uske chehre par aaya tha….

Bahon me lekar usko
Bahon me lekar usko, phir labon ki lali chrai thi,
Us sard raat me saanse bhi shola ban kar takrai thi…..
Tika, bindi, kangan, payal sabne shor machaya tha,
Jab uske shokh badan ko maine apna hath lagaya tha…..

chaha kar koi kisi
chaha kar koi kisi se juda nahi hota,
chaha kar koi kisi se khafa nahi hota
mohabbat ko mazboori hi le doobti hain,
varna khusi se koi bewafa nahi hota.

pakau shayari 4

2011-02-22T10:30:00.000-08:00

jab tota hua dirty
jab tota hua dirty pyaar se boli maina
jab tota hua dirty pyaar se boli maine
dont worry darling Surf exel haina Wink

meri aankhon
meri aankhon mein hai hai
tu is kadar samai
meri aankhon mein hai hai
tu is kadar samai
jaise bajre ke khet mein
BHAIS ghus aayi..

kal rat es tarah
kal rat es tarah se vo mere sapano me aayi,
jaise patazad me bhi bahar ayi,
yuhi mulakat ho gai ,
na sochi thi vo bat ho gai ,
Anjani thi , par es tarah se vo muje apana bana gai ,
kya kahu me usake bare mai ,
kin sabad me karu usaki tarif ,
ki ek aandhe ko rat me bhi ujala de gai,
Bas aise aayi kal rat vo sapano me !
subah hote hi vo sapana chura le gai ,
kya thi vo ,
kaise kahu . !
Bas aayi thi ....vo chali gai . .!
yuhi sapano me . . .!

Dhalti he rath
Dhalti he rat julfho me teri......
Dhalti he rat julfho me teri......
Dhalti he rat julfho me teri......
agar tu sar munddaye to savera ho jayae.

itna majbor
itna majbor ho gaya hu
tumari bawafi se
ki machar khabi bhi
uta lay jate hai charpai se

duniya se chhipa
duniya se chhipa kar teri tasveer bathroom me laga rkhhi hai
duniya se chhipa kar teri tasveer bathroom me laga rkhhi hai
har pal tera didar ho isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai

tere ishqe me mere
tere ishqe me mere ghalib ne muje itna pita
tere ishqe me mere ghalib ne muje itna pita
tan ki shakti man ki shakti bournvita

suhag rat ke bad pati
suhag rat ke bad pati patni ko muh dikhai ke 500 Rs. deta he
patni 200 Rs. rupye vapas kar deti hai
pati: why.?
patni: me ek rat ke sirf 300 hi leti hu

esrate tabassum ki
esrate tabassum ki lo ko chilman me numais na karana
esrate tabassum ki lo ko chilman me numais na karana
esrate tabassum ki lo ko chilman me numais na karana.........................
agar iska matalab samajh me aa jye to muje bhi bata dena

TUM KYA JANO
TUM KYA JANO GAM KYA CHIJ HAI
TUM KYA JANO GAM KYA CHIJ HAI
GAM TO WOH CHIJ HAI, GAM TO WOH CHIJ HAI
JIS SE KAGAJ CHIPKAYA JATA HAI

pakau shayari - 3

2011-02-22T10:13:00.001-08:00

Hawa mein Bindaas
Hawa mein Bindaas ud rahe the galib....
hawa mein Aazaad ud rahe the galib.....
hawa mein Betaab ud rahe the galib.....
phir
phir kya???

ruk gayee hawa gir gaye gaalib!!!!!

som text is missin
arz kiya hai
he is kissin
she is kissin
gaur farmaiyega janaab
he is kissin
she is kissin

som text is missin
som text is missin
som text is missin

Mene tujse pyar kiya
Mene tujse pyar kiya Mehbuba samaj kar,
tera baap muje kha gya kharbuja samajkar

Mene tujse pyar kiya Sarasvati samaj kar,
tera baap muje jala diya Agarbatti samajkar

Hai tu agar
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

Na woh inkaar
Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

Agar tum kaho to
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???

pakau shayari - 2

2008-05-14T11:06:00.000-07:00

pakau shayari - 2

Ab jab gira baadal....

Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,
Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai,
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai,
Kiyun na aey teri yaad?
Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...

Lal diwar per choone....

Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Yahan likhna mana hai

Majnu ko Laila ka....

Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya,
Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main,
Aur Laila sms free hone ke intazar main ...

Woh bhi kya din....

Woh bhi kya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the,
Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey they...

Tumko dekha to ek....

Tumko dekha to ek khayal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khayal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khayal aaya!!

pyaar ka safar....

pyaar ka safar lamba hua to kya hua.............
pyaar ka safar lamba hua to kya hua.............
Thora tum chalo,
Thora hum chalenge,
Fir............................... TAXI kar lenge

Khidki se dekha....

Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,

Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,

Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.

pakau shayari 1

2008-05-14T10:58:00.000-07:00

pakau shayari - 1

Hai tu agar mera...

Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

Woh bhi kiya din....

Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the,
Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the

When words fail....

When words fail, Eyes works.
When eyes fail, heart works.
When heart fails...
To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya

Unki gali ke chakkar....

Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Woh to hamare ho na sakey,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye

Na woh inkaar karti....

Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

Maine poochha chand se...

Maine poochha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa haseen?
Chand ne kaha: Chandni ki kasam...
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Agar tum kaho....

Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???
(Kiya logical sher hai!!)

Jub dekha unhon ....

Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaey,
Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain,
to hum behosh ho gaey

STUPID JOKES - 2

2008-05-14T10:49:00.000-07:00

STUPID JOKES - 2

Beta icecream Khayega.....

Mom: Beta icecream Khayega?
Beta:Na
Mom: Laddu Khayega?
Beta:Na
Mom: Fruits?
Beta:Na
Mom: Bap pe gaya hai na, Maar Hi khayega

An elephant falls in luv wid....

An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their marrige...guess y??
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They gave a solid reason...**Ladke k daant bahar hain **

Nari ke Chakkar me bhulo....

Nari ke Chakkar me bhulo mat yari..
Laat maregi nari to yaad ayege Yari..
Bat mano hamari Banjao Brahmachari..
Ye Jankari Janit me Jari ;)

Santa apni khoobsurat Bivi....

Santa apni khoobsurat BiVi k saath car mein baitha..
Driver ne sheesha set kiya...

Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai,
piche baith,
car mein chalaoonga!

Harbhajan to his wife....

Harbhajan to his wife :
Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ?
Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat
Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya

How r ur grades ....

FATHER: How r ur grades, son?

SON: Under water, Dad.!

FATHER: Under water? What do u mean?

SON: They're below C(Sea) level.. ;)

Gandhiji Ahimsa mein....

Gandhiji Ahimsa mein kyu maante the???
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Kyuki Dhishum Dhishum to pepsodent ka kaam hai na!! ;)

Damn!! Message me....

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Damn!!
Message me now or I'll break all your 32 teethes! ;)

STUPID SMS - 1

2008-05-13T01:37:00.000-07:00

STUPID SMS - 1

Ek kaam kar YAAR.....

Ek kaam kar YAAR..

Tu na,
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is msg ko DELETE kar de, isme kuch nahin hai..!

You ArE the biggesT...

You r the biggest fool on earth...
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upar dekh liya na..
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..?

Sardar STD Pe gaya...

Sardar STD Pe gaya aur STD wale ko 2 thapad lagaye.
STD walene pucha thapad kyo mara?
Sardar bola board par likha hai dial karne se pehle 2 lagaye.. ;)

U r my .....

U r my..
BEST
SMART
CUTE
LOVABLE
SWEETEST
n INTELLIGENT frnd !!
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WARNING :
Is Msg. Ke sabhe Sabhd Kalpanik he..
Inka Vastavik se Koi Sambandh Nahi he.. :p

TEST UR MATHS ...

TEST UR
CAPABILITY IN
MATHS.

R U Ready?

Here We Go

2+7

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QUESTN:
How Many Times
Did U Press d Button?

A BOY on Drive Date....

A BOY on Drive Date in BMW..
Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai
I'm already married
Girl:Tumne to dara diya,
Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi he ;)

This is a test to....

This is a test to check ur English. Read this fast and loud.
BOW VOW COW, HOW NOW LOW,BOW VOW WOW VOW
BOW BOW.. TEST RESULT OK.. GOOD DOG

Sorry sorry! ....

Sorrry sorry!
Galti se ye msg apko snd ho gaya
Niche mt dekhna niche galat salat likha hai..
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"GALAT SALAT "

Ye ek naya sms he jo market ...

Ye ek naya sms he jo market mai abi tak nahi aya..
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Kaha na abi tak market main nahi aya
To tumhre pas kaise ayega??

Ek medical student ne apni ....

[Emotional Scene]
Ek medical student ne apni clasmate ko khun se likha leter dekar kaha: "Mujhe iska jawab jarur dena"
Ladki ne jawab diya: "Tumhara blood group B+ hai"