Nah, even I'm not retarded enough to call ham bacon.

No, your retarded enough to call your sister Mom.

There is a distinct difference between Canadian bacon and ham. One more insult like that and we're gonna have to throw down.

My review:

http://whaven33884.blogspot.com/2009/03/movie-dungeon-time.html

And the sightings of Giant Blue Whamadoodle were not egregious or blatant. Dr. Manhattan's full frontal nude scenes were perfectly valid (be fair, if YOU had godlike powers you'd traipse around nekkid too).

Japanese title: Greg`s Bad Diary. sigh ...

Jackseppelin,

I'm going to bat for both Spoongie and MaryScott. You obviously did not engage your brain when typing. MaryScott DID NOT take her child to the movie. And calling her children "shitbags" isn't nearly as funny as your immature, school-yard mind seems to think. Spoongie is entitled to his opinions and at least he/she wrote coherently. Both of them make valid points, in English, in full sentences, unlike yourself. I really doubt you "could have sat for more" without your caretaker providing additional medication.

Spoongie,
Reading in your first post "'Cause you know, it's the struggle between capitalism and communism that was the only source of conflict in the entire world" coupled with your comments that it was awful and lame led me to misinterpret and think that you really believed that was what the movie was about. Historically, the struggle between the two was the major source of conflict post WWII (i.e, Vietnam, Korea, Cold War, Bay of Pigs, Cuban Missile Crisis, McCarthyism, etc.) but that wasn't the point of the movie, it was the backdrop for a different sort of exploration. As you went on to explain your reasoning I better understand your viewpoint and concur with some points you make. For instance, "What I thought was cheap and sloppy was how the superheroes seem to accept Nixon's televised address as evidence that now peace truly will reign." What! You don't think a super-intelligent "superhero" should trust old Tricky Dick? Although, as Vermillion pointed out, everlasting peace wasn't the goal of Ozymandias' plan.

I still don't agree that is was a terrible movie.

Jesus Christ died for this? Holy shit Mary Scott and Spongie, are you stroke-circuiting? Have some balls as a parent. Have some balls as a parent and tell your little shitbags "NO!" Spongie, enough. Enough of the people in the room know who you are now and that is very special. Scheizematrons, the two of you!

About Jackie Earl Haley, he was better than I imagined he would be. Going in, I was remembering him as "Dukes," the dirty hippie from that Ferrell ABA fluke. The first time we saw him with the mask off and the camera nor narration do anything to let us in on it; all my doubts went away.
"I'm a miracle!"

Yeah, the music was thick slab. "It's all a joke," gets said too many times. Bubastis too small. Moloch not enough like a shaved John Bolton. All paltry non-issues. It was Not too long. I could have sat for more. Book is still better, but the movie is damn good.

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There was one successful remake, Oceans 11

I went in thinking that nothing mattered other than getting Rorschach right - and Jackie Earle Haley simply ruled this movie, so I'm happy. I can basically take or leave everything else, though I do enjoy both the novel and the movie overall.

The only real disappointment was when Patrick Wilson's actressin' ruined Haley's astounding last moments on screen.

Buffy at #1? Perplexing. Hearing that theme song made me long for it to be 1997 again. I'm not even a Whedon fanboy. Can't forgive him for Alien Ressurection.

I love how no one has yet mentioned the cute older brother from Jack and Bobby playing young Cyclops. That and my future cabana boy Ryan Reynolds means I'll probably give this movie a run around the DVD player in the next few months. Other then that, I'm pretty meh about the whole thing.

Whatever floats your boat I suppose.

Hard to believe none of you have kids...

It's being marketed to kids... DURING KIDS' PROGRAMMING. And how do I know this? Because I have a KID. Who watches... KIDS' PROGRAMMING. And yes, they ARE advertising it during said programming.

SHOCKER, huh?

They also, I hear, market CIGARETTES to children.

GASP.

And to any idiots who didn't bother to fully read my comment before they started typing a response: I did NOT, in fact, COMPLAIN about this. I merely remarked that it is, in fact, happening. And that my husband and I did NOT, in fact, take our 9 year old son to see it but DID, in fact, see it with the intention of sussing whether he COULD see it. There are MANY movies with "R" ratings that I am fine with my 9 year old seeing. This, however, is not among them.

But how ANYONE reading my previous comment could infer that I was WHINING about any of this is simply beyond me... unless, of course, they didn't actually READ the entire comment.

I'm NOT complaining about it -- it's the way of the world, c'est la friggin' vie, yadda yadda yadda.

But sit down in front of the Cartoon Network for a day and tell me they're not marketing this to kids, and I'll call you a fucking liar. Because they fucking well are.

See ya in an hour then.

The motion comic comes with this sorta check to give the theater for 7.50's worth of a ticket, so I saw it again for fifty cents just now. I noticed that the psychiatrist's briefcase combination is set on 300. Har har. I was pretty pleased to hear "First, We Take Manhattan" after "Desolation Row". It's still a little ironic that there's space to fill because of a 3-minute version of a 9-minute song, but I liked the extra gag, even if I prefer R.E.M's version (but I don't prefer Leonard Cohen's originals in general anyway).

I quit, I don't need the hassle anymore. You goddamn people have tried to twist my words for the last time. It is over for me. I'm out, you can have pajiba to yourselves.

Sometimes the biggest bullies have the thinnest skin.

Any explanation for this?

I had never heard of the Watchmen before and had no interest in them. The only reason I went to see this movie was because of the glowing blue lower Manhattan. And it was well worth it to learn size doesn't matter, it's how many times you can multiply it that counts.

Once again hatemail your arrogance is surpassed only by your ignorance. Throughout the weekend I Love Beets has attacked me for no other reason than to provoke me, it is people like I Love Beets that will ultimately drive me away from pajiba. I come here to be among friends and share our love of cinema. I Love Beets is a hack of the highest caliber, he/she has diarrhea of the mouth.

Excellent show. I'm super-stoked for Season 2.

Oh no you di'n't...

I sense a Canadia v. United States smackdown comin' on! WHOO! Sunday boredom... CURED!

(Wait, does hatemail know admin is from Canadia? ...you know what, it doesn't even matter. SMACKDOWN!)

Yeah, admin, it's true. I'm suffering from retardation. My will to read is sapping. Paul Blart: Zoo Cop sounds like an awesome idea. Suddenly, losing my desire to succeed at life. Feel the need to move to Canada.

Nah, even I'm not retarded enough to call ham bacon.