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Aneh...!&lt;br /&gt;
Habih tu tang mana Zahid dapat ayat &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;power&lt;/a&gt; dia tuh...&lt;br /&gt;
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Hangpa jangan la &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;serius&lt;/a&gt; sangat...&lt;br /&gt;
Tak dak apa yang depa umpat...&lt;br /&gt;
Budak-budak saja nak menyakat...&lt;br /&gt;
Pasai ngundi aritu gelap sangat...&lt;br /&gt;
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Salam semua...&lt;br /&gt;
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Alhamdulillah...&amp;nbsp;Dengan izin Allah jugak la Pak Long dapat tengok satu hari lagi yang indah, dapat dengaq lagi kicau merbah belakang rumah... dapat apdet blog yang dah bersawang ngan sarang labah-labah... Dapat lagi tengok Mak Long hang yang tak boleh blah... haha...&lt;br /&gt;
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Jom kita lupa sat kisah af'al manusia kurniaan Allah keliling kita. Pasai kali neh Pak Long nak ajak hangpa semua pikiaq sambil bersantai &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;layan&lt;/a&gt; bideo gagak yang bijak neh.&amp;nbsp;Gagak neh kalau pasai makan memang bijak... Serupa jugak ada sesetengah puak tu memang bijak bab-bab cari makan, jenih depa sorang ja nak hidup orang lain tak payah... haha...&lt;br /&gt;
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Ca pikiaq tengok, bijak yang ada kat burung nih kurniaan sapa kalau bukan Allah Taala... Konfom, bukan sapa-sapa dah, hanya Allah Taala. Camtu la jugak dengan kita sebagai hamba pada yang Esa, yang dikurnia segala-galanya dari Allah Taala... Konfom, bukan dari sesapa selain dari Allah Taala. Maka wajib sangatlah segala puji dan syukur kita hanya pada Dia, bukan sapa-sapa yang lain dari Dia...&lt;br /&gt;
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Tapi Pak Long nak pesan la terutama puak-puak yang penting diri depa ja... jadi diri sendiri tu lebih baik. Tak payah jadi gagak pasai kaler kita lagi segak, rupa kita lagi &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;kacak&lt;/a&gt;... Semua tu kurniaan Allah jugak...&lt;br /&gt;
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Wassalam...&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PakLong/~4/KQ0I9gmmZ3M" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/feeds/4430760733297657416/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/2013/05/bijak-macam-gagak.html#comment-form" title="4 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8209858447797810696/posts/default/4430760733297657416?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8209858447797810696/posts/default/4430760733297657416?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PakLong/~3/KQ0I9gmmZ3M/bijak-macam-gagak.html" title="DEPA bijak macam gagak..." /><author><name>Pak Long Din</name><uri>https://plus.google.com/116835297298189067728</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="//lh3.googleusercontent.com/-qlgvLpqcZnE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAADR8/h0uwF9zQ3Ks/s512-c/photo.jpg" /></author><thr:total>4</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/2013/05/bijak-macam-gagak.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DU4EQ34_cSp7ImA9WhBbFU4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8209858447797810696.post-1377412264895113237</id><published>2013-05-14T21:25:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2013-05-14T21:25:02.049+08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-05-14T21:25:02.049+08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Pilihanraya" /><title>Terbaek: Dakwat kekai untuk SPR pakai...</title><content type="html">Salam semua...&lt;br /&gt;
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Pilihanraya dah habih dah tapi besa la, rumah siap... pahat ngan merton dok bunyi lagi. Macam-macam yang depa tak puaih hati.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ada yang kata ramai hantu yang mengundi sama. Ada yang cerita undi pos punca segala. Ada juga kata time kira tetiba gelap gelita. Dah tu timbui cerita, 11 malam pun ada lagi peti undi tiba, tak tau mai dari ceruk mana... tapi lawak yang paling Pak Long tak boleh blah adalah pasai &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;dakwat&lt;/a&gt; kekai yang baru kali ni SPR paksa suruh pakai...&lt;br /&gt;
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Ni la kali pertama SPR perkenai pasai dakwat kekai neh... Tujuan pakai dakwat kekai ni baguih tapi yang baguih dari penggunaan dakwat ni tak dapat pun. Punya riuh rendah pasai dakwat kekai yang tak kekai. Tujuan nak elak pengundi dari mengundi lebih dari sekali diragui...&lt;br /&gt;
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Bayangkan sampaikan Dato' Haron Din sendiri pun merungut...&lt;br /&gt;
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Sebab tu Pak Long nak pesan kat SPR, kalau tak tau kena tanya. Belajaq dari depa yang dah guna. Banyak negara dah pakai dakwat kekai nih... kat &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;India&lt;/a&gt;, Bangladesh yang lebih munduq dari kita tapi tak dak masaalah berserabut macam kita...&lt;br /&gt;
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Gadoh pasai dakwat kekai ja berbulan-bulan, malu 1Malaysia... haha...&lt;br /&gt;
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Ni ha, Mak Long hang nak peropos kat SPR satu jenih dakwat kekai yang memang dok guna sangat dah kat negara India... Mesejnya jelaih, yang kekai tak perlu digoncang-goncang... Mak Long hang kata yang kaler &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;hitam&lt;/a&gt; pun ada... haha...&lt;br /&gt;
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Ni baru betoi-betoi kekai untuk PRU14 nanti... hihi...&lt;br /&gt;
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Wassalam...&lt;br /&gt;
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Zul dicium sebagai &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;tanda&lt;/a&gt; dosa-dosanya sedang dicuci...&lt;/div&gt;
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&amp;nbsp;Berahim pulak mencium &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;keris&lt;/a&gt; sebagai tanda minta dosa-dosanya dicuci...&lt;br /&gt;
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Ahh..!! Lega rasanya... haha...&lt;br /&gt;
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Kepada kedua-dua orang kuat perkasa neh, Pak Long nak ucapkan selamat beristirehat apatah lagi setelah berpenat lelah dicuci calat pengundi baru-baru neh...&lt;br /&gt;
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Semoga terhibur dengan &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;lagu&lt;/a&gt; pilihan Mak Long hang kat bawah neh...&lt;br /&gt;
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Fuhh...!! Legaa...&lt;br /&gt;
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Ingatkan Pak Long ngan Mak Long hang ja kena main ngan SPR, rupanya Najib pun kena jugak... haha...&lt;/div&gt;
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Camana SPR kata &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;dakwat&lt;/a&gt; kekai neh..&lt;/div&gt;
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Sat dengaq sampai 7 hari, ada yang kata 5 hari...&lt;/div&gt;
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Cucu Pak Long pulak bagitau hari tu 3 hari...&lt;/div&gt;
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Alih-alih, sari pun tak lepaih...&lt;/div&gt;
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Ca tengok jari Najib tuh..&lt;/div&gt;
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Dia mesti tak berani &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;cuci&lt;/a&gt; lepaih mengundi 5hb lepaih pasai takut kantoi.. tapi dakwat tuh mungkin hilang pasai kerap sangat masuk bilik termenung kot...&lt;br /&gt;
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Rosmah mesti tau cerita neh lagu mana...&lt;/div&gt;
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Isk... tak tau la mangkok mana yang gatai meghela sungguh nak tengok nasib negara sendiri ditentukan oleh puak-puak Bangla neh...&lt;br /&gt;
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Dapat kat Mak Long hang, siap hangpa. Di &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;cabai&lt;/a&gt;-cabainya baru hangpa tau...&lt;br /&gt;
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Chis..! Bedebah betoi...&lt;br /&gt;
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Salam semua...&lt;br /&gt;
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Esok dah nak mengundi, masa tuk kita sama-sama rayakan demokrasi lagi. Masing-masing la ni sibuk tak terkira dah memancing undi, tambah-tambah time last &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;minit&lt;/a&gt; lagu nie...&lt;br /&gt;
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Bagi sesapa yang nak cari lebih undi, ada masa lagi nak beli orang tolong mengundi. Kat ataih tu ada banner canggih lagi, Bangla untuk dijuai kira kati... Parti yang ada duit lebih tu boleh la congak tengok kot-kot boleh beli bangla buang 2-3 lori... masuk pintu belakang buat tambah pengundi... haha...&lt;br /&gt;
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Bila bangla tu dah kita beli, dia akan ingat kita sampai ke mati... Dia akan sayang kita lebih dari bini sendiri. Maklum ja la dah jadi kita punya hamba abdi...&lt;br /&gt;
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Bagi pencacai yang dah lama sebati...&lt;br /&gt;
Hangpa jangan jeles kat &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;bangla&lt;/a&gt; sekoq nie...&lt;br /&gt;
Tambah lagi yang nak bodek pun tak reti...&lt;br /&gt;
Tobat lahom hangpa tak gamak buat lagu nie...&lt;br /&gt;
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Errr... selamat mengundi...&lt;br /&gt;
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Wassalam...&lt;br /&gt;
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Salam semua...&lt;br /&gt;
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Memang Pak Long dah agak tua, naik bas pun separuh harga. Berdiri lama tak kena, duduk lama pun tak selesa. Bila tak makan, angin perut buat gila, terlebih makan perut meragam pula. Memang nampak macam serba tak kena. Kalau dok ikut boleh semak kepala, maklum ja la orang lama... hehe...&lt;br /&gt;
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Sebab tu la kot Pak Long ni dah tak tau Pak Long ni dok negara mana... Apa pegangan agama kita, lagu mana pulak budaya bangsa kita. Mungkin dah hidup terlampau lama, sampai terlupa habih asai usui kita.&lt;br /&gt;
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Kalau Islam anutan kita, pasai apa politik kita dah macam orang tak dak agama? Hangpa tengok la keliling kita, luruh iman kalau tak kena gaya. Kalau lah Melayu bangsa kita, kenapa politik kita langsung tak dak adat sopannya? Ca tengok kot depan mata, benda hat dalam kain jadi bualan besa anak bangsa kita.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ni ka negara kita Malaysia..? Dengaq kata dah merdeka rupanya jiwa masih menderita, minda terpenjara. Sayang sungguh insan yang leka, Islam tu indah... makin ramai yang buat tak endah.&lt;/div&gt;
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Astaghfirullah al-Azim...&lt;br /&gt;
Ya Allah, kepada Mu saja hamba Mu berserah. Kau berilah hidayah kepada hamba Mu Ya Allah, sesungguhnya hamba-hamba Mu ini amat tidak mengetahui...&lt;/div&gt;
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Ni la gambaq kempen Najib ngan Rosmah sempena PRU13 neh yang tersimpan &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;rapi&lt;/a&gt; kat Mak Long hang.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pesan Pak Long, tengok sudah... jangan dok kata apa-apa...&lt;br /&gt;
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Mak Long hang punya esaitet gila, nak tunjuk gambaq ni kat Pak Long... mana dia pi dapat tah laa...&lt;/div&gt;
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Tinjau punya tinjau, memang betoi la kata Mak Long hang. Hat dia bulatkan tuh bendera cap mata... bukan cap kerih &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;telanjang&lt;/a&gt;... haha...&lt;/div&gt;
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Heran jugak, kalau betoi la... camana cerita lawak ni boleh jadi. Isk..! Mustahil sangat Mak Long hang reti bab-bab edit gambaq neh. Atau orang Temerloh boleh tolong cerita sikit kot... hihi...&lt;/div&gt;
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Sebenaqnya gambaq ni dah agak lama, saja Mak Long hang keluaqkan balik. Dia kata saja nak perangat rakan tolan dalam Umno jaa... Hangatkan suasana yang memang telah hangat... haha...&lt;/div&gt;
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Ikut kata Mak Long hang, bangunan tu adalah bangunan Umno bahagian Temerloh, Pahang. Macam tak percaya pulak.. haha...&amp;nbsp;Umno kemain punya megah bila dua tiga kerat anggota PKR masuk Umno tapi yang ni, satu bangunan teruih masuk PKR... haha...&lt;/div&gt;
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Dunia ni penuh ngan orang gila duit, politik kita pulak penuh ngan puak &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;hipokrit&lt;/a&gt;. Pak Long pun nak tengok jugak, berapa orang pulak puak PKR yang nak lompat parti juai diri pada pilihanraya kali neh...&lt;/div&gt;
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Pak Long senyum sorang-sorang lepaih Mak Long hang tunjukkan gambaq neh... Rasa malu pun ada, nak tergelak pun sama. Nampak sangat puak-puak jakun tu punya gelut nak bagi nampak &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;islamik&lt;/a&gt; sampai tulih tak kena pun tak dak sapa sekoq yang sedaq...&lt;/div&gt;
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Mampuih bangsa kalau biaq puak bangang lagu ni jadi pemimpin kita. Bahasa pun terhegeh-hegeh nak jaga, agama dan negara tok sah cakap la...&lt;/div&gt;
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Mana punya bengong yang boleh biaq banner bangang camni boleh terlepaih... Nampak sangat ahli parti bangsawan Melayu neh dah BUTA JAWI...&lt;/div&gt;
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Ca hangpa tengok tulisan tu betoi-betoi apa yang depa tulih...&lt;/div&gt;
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Pak Long rasa dah sampai masa dia kot, para pemimpin dan mana-mana mangkok yang rasa ada kosa tu tolong tengok-tengokkan balik. Penghapusan tulisan JAWI oleh bangsa Umno dulu nih kalau boleh ditarik balik. Terapkan balik tulisan dan pembacaan dalam JAWI nih kat budak-budak kita, baguih untuk kemajuan ugama pun...&lt;/div&gt;
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Tapi yang herannya, mana pi habih panglima dan pejuang bangsa dan bahasa neh... Hangpa tak rasa malu ka tengok &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;menatang&lt;/a&gt; ni tergantung.&lt;/div&gt;
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Kokok ja berdegaq-degaq tapi ekoq penuh taik... Betoi kata Sudin, alif mim nun wau, SARKIS daa...&amp;nbsp;huh...&lt;/div&gt;
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Ni la rupanya khadam-khadam politik negara kita...&lt;br /&gt;
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Sapa tak kenai muka khadam-&lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;khadam&lt;/a&gt; politik neh... muka-muka yang memang sengaja dicipta dengan wang haram parti bangsawan Melayu. Depa neh direka jadi lagu tu pasai nak selamatkan nyawa parti yang kononnya pejuang ketuanan Melayu satu ketika dulu sebaik saja lepaih PRU ke 12.&lt;/div&gt;
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Semua tau parti bangsawan Melayu tuh berkuasa dengan belaih ikhsan dari kumpulan parasit politik neh.&amp;nbsp;Depa hanya dipuja dan dipuji, dihormati dan disanjungi sat saja... time depa masih tengah berguna.&lt;/div&gt;
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Tapi bila dah sampai time dia nak pilihanraya pulak, hangpa cium tumit pun Najib buat-buat tak nampak.. haha... hanya dapat&amp;nbsp;makan penerajang dan penyepak, macam pemintak sedekah yang kaya sopak.&lt;/div&gt;
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Tau-tau ja depa dah tak berguna barang seduit pun kat parti bangsawan Melayu tuh. Depa dihalau dengan hina sekali, tak dipandang walaupun sebelah kaki oleh parti bangsawan Melayu tuh... dah macam anjing buruk kepala.&lt;/div&gt;
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La ni apa cerita hangpa...&lt;/div&gt;
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Balik Pulau Bayan Lepaih...&lt;/div&gt;
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Sana terpulau sini terlepaih...&lt;/div&gt;
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Tolak tangga berayun kaki...&lt;/div&gt;
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Naik tak boleh nak terjun tinggi...&lt;/div&gt;
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Ni lah nasibnya parasit-&lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;parasit&lt;/a&gt; politik pabila menjelang PRU13 ini, habis madu sepah dibuang... Tempat selayaknya pengakhiran karier politik depa, dan tang mana kesudahannya harga diri depa...&lt;/div&gt;
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Huh..! Ada Mak Long hang kisah...&lt;/div&gt;
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Baguih la, pilihanraya dah koi pelan dekat. Time ni la orang kampung segan nak kerja berat. Sebab musim ni la duit senang dapat. Pokok nyoq tak pernah &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;panjat&lt;/a&gt; tapi main ngan duit ringgit, habih depa kerabat... haha...&lt;/div&gt;
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Pacak bendera sat tapi inkam lebat... tu yang hebat.&lt;/div&gt;
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Sempena musim pilihanraya neh Pak Long nak bagi hangpa semua sikit petua. Petua lagu mana nak pikat hati pengundi-pengundi.&amp;nbsp;Nak pikat pengundi ni mudah ja terutama sekali rakyat bawahan, orang kampung yang kolot macam Pak Long ngan Mak Long hang ni ha...&lt;/div&gt;
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Orang kampung ni besa la. Depa nak tengok calon pemimpin yang imejnya sederhana. Jadi kena la berlakon macam sederhana sangat bila jumpak ngan depa. Lagi pun dunia la neh nak jadi pemimpin tak susah, tak percaya hangpa tanya Rosmah... haha...&lt;/div&gt;
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Pemimpin mesti la kena pandai pimpin. Jadi mau dok rajin la pimpin ahli keluarga kita pi menjamu selera kat warung-warung ataupun gerai-gerai hodoh kat tepi jalan. Gerenti rakyat &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;lega&lt;/a&gt;, orang kampung pun suka walaupun...&lt;/div&gt;
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- Belanja tunang anak pompuan ja RM 409,767...&lt;/div&gt;
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- Belanja bini tidoq hotel Atlantis Dubai ja RM140,000 satu malam...&lt;br /&gt;
- Belanja sambut harijadi ja RM 79,053...&lt;br /&gt;
- Belanja bini melilau luaq negara ja (2008-2011) RM 17 Juta...&lt;br /&gt;
- Belanja sebentuk cincin bini ja RM 24 Juta...&lt;/div&gt;
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Baguih dak petua Pak Long neh... hehe...&lt;/div&gt;
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Iskk...! Jangan la &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;risau&lt;/a&gt;, tok payah berjiwa kacau... Orang kampung bukannya tau apa kan! kan! kan...!&lt;/div&gt;
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Haru sungguh dah Umno neh,&amp;nbsp;Pak Long tengok dah macam orang hilang akai. Mungkin &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;pokai&lt;/a&gt; dah hanguih modai...&lt;br /&gt;
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Depa yang buat bola tanggung...&lt;br /&gt;
Depa jugak la yang pulun nak gulung...&lt;br /&gt;
Guna kudrat gila-gila..&lt;br /&gt;
Bola digulung jatuh ataih &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;riba&lt;/a&gt;..&lt;br /&gt;
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Memang terbaek la poster neh...&lt;br /&gt;
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Salam semua...&lt;br /&gt;
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Pandai sungguh Najib buat gempaq, kering &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;darah&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;Mak Long hang. Huh, Umno kalau pasai gempaq keling cukup menjadi... haha...&amp;nbsp;Najib kata depa nak buat kejutan dalam senarai barisan calon-calon BN... kehkeh...&lt;br /&gt;
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Memang la dua tiga hari nih bab parlimen dibubaqkan dah jadi berita hangat. Panaih berapi ngan cerita muka Najib yang nampak tak hepi dalam tivi, macam sukatakrela jaa... ngeee...&lt;br /&gt;
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Dalam keadaan muka menahan berak tu la Najib Razak berkata akan ada kejutan dalam senarai calon-calon BN. Kejutan yang bakal membuatkan banyak jantung akan terhenti, terutama jantung-jantung tua dalam senarai Umno... kehkehkeh...&lt;br /&gt;
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Hangpa percaya ka dengan tapisan ala pejam mata dari SPRM kat calon-calon Umno / BN tuh... haha... Sudah la Najib oii, hang pi gempaq makcik felda boleh la... buat cerita kat mat gian mesti la depa suka...&amp;nbsp;Sikit pun Pak Long tak kelapaq nak terkejut... Pak Long tau dah senarai calon-calon kejutan hang tuh...&lt;br /&gt;
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... mesti ada punya kaki rasuah yang tercalon sebagai calon&lt;br /&gt;
... mesti ada punya kaki kelab malam terpilih jadi calon&lt;br /&gt;
...&amp;nbsp;mesti ada punya&amp;nbsp;yang terpalit dengan pembunuhan pun boleh jadi calon&lt;br /&gt;
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...&amp;nbsp;mesti ada punya&amp;nbsp;mangkok yang dituduh perogol sebagai calon&lt;br /&gt;
...&amp;nbsp;mesti ada punya&amp;nbsp;puak terlibat dalam kes '&lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;khalwat&lt;/a&gt; Port Dickson' jadi calon&lt;br /&gt;
...&amp;nbsp;mesti ada punya&amp;nbsp;yang songlap duit rakyat pun terlantik jadi calon&lt;br /&gt;
...&amp;nbsp;mesti ada punya&amp;nbsp;kaki botoi jugak terpilih jadi calon&lt;br /&gt;
...&amp;nbsp;mesti ada punya&amp;nbsp;orang yang ditangkap berjudi jadi calon&lt;br /&gt;
...&amp;nbsp;mesti ada punya&amp;nbsp;pelakon video lucah pun jadi calon&lt;br /&gt;
...&amp;nbsp;mesti ada punya&amp;nbsp;orang yang berbilion dari hartanya diragui, pun jadi calon&lt;br /&gt;
...&amp;nbsp;mesti ada punya&amp;nbsp;orang halaikan yang haram, haramkan yang halai jadi calon&lt;br /&gt;
...&amp;nbsp;mesti ada punya&amp;nbsp;ulamak "cari makan" jugak berjaya jadi calon&lt;br /&gt;
...&amp;nbsp;mesti ada punya&amp;nbsp;orang yang ada &lt;a href="http://shalehudin.blogspot.com/"&gt;saham&lt;/a&gt; arak dan judi jadi calon&lt;br /&gt;
...&amp;nbsp;mesti ada punya&amp;nbsp;calon yang tak tau langsung jenih-jenih najis pun tercalon&lt;br /&gt;
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Iskk... hang sambung sendiri la Najib oii, lenguh jari Pak Long nak tulih. Takkan hang tak kenai kot anak-anak buah hang... haha...&lt;br /&gt;
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Kesian kat pagaq tuh, sapa la punya kerja pi gantung bewak hidup nih kat situ... chitt..!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Lepaih ni mesti berasap belog Pak Long kena tibai ngan macai-macai Amno. Depa ingat Mak Long hang tu ada masa sangat kot nak &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;potoshop&lt;/a&gt; muka-muka menopos politik neh...&lt;br /&gt;
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Huh..!! Tak paham betoi Pak Long...&lt;br /&gt;
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Rasanya ramai dah tau kot parlimen dah bubaq. Insyaallah kalau umoq panjang diizinkan Tuhan, &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;berpiilihanraya&lt;/a&gt;
 jugak la kita lepaih dah lama pakat-pakat bersabaq. Tapi Pak Long 
konfom ramai yang tak tau tang mana punca dia Najib jumpak tarikh nak 
bubaqkan parlimen neh... Rosmah tak cerita punya pasai dia pun kena 
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Ni ha Mak Long hang bagi satu bideo gempaq punya, mesyuarat BN nak menentukan halatuju parti depa. Yang paling Pak Long tak tahan tuh mai tang Berahim Ali telan ayaq lioq bila kena jegey dengan Rais... haha...&lt;br /&gt;
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Pa pun, pada sesapa yang muka depa tertera dalam bideo tu jangan marah la... Budak-budak buat bideo ni dengan tujuan melawak ja. Tapi memang &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;kreatif&lt;/a&gt; betoi la budak yang buat bideo neh... memang lawak gila... haha...&lt;br /&gt;
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Wassalam...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PakLong/~4/UrFnso8F79U" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/feeds/259506729103822531/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/2013/04/bideo-panaih-punca-sebenaq-parlimen.html#comment-form" title="17 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8209858447797810696/posts/default/259506729103822531?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8209858447797810696/posts/default/259506729103822531?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PakLong/~3/UrFnso8F79U/bideo-panaih-punca-sebenaq-parlimen.html" title="Bideo panaih punca sebenaq Parlimen dibubaq..." /><author><name>Pak Long Din</name><uri>https://plus.google.com/116835297298189067728</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="//lh3.googleusercontent.com/-qlgvLpqcZnE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAADR8/h0uwF9zQ3Ks/s512-c/photo.jpg" /></author><thr:total>17</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/2013/04/bideo-panaih-punca-sebenaq-parlimen.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DEEERnk8cSp7ImA9WhBWEE4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8209858447797810696.post-492283687793582690</id><published>2013-04-04T08:50:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2013-04-04T08:50:07.779+08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-04-04T08:50:07.779+08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Santai" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Macam macam" /><title>Gambaq terbaek sebelum pilihanraya...</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7lAQhEWHCWY/UVgxw2CpYkI/AAAAAAAADG8/i6gf45GedRg/s1600/10015_491360497580184_2143795212_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="300" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7lAQhEWHCWY/UVgxw2CpYkI/AAAAAAAADG8/i6gf45GedRg/s400/10015_491360497580184_2143795212_n.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
Sekali tengok macam tak dak apa tapi kalau belek betoi-betoi memang nampak ada beza. Gambaq nie bercerita pasai dua benda yang tak serupa antara kerajaan yang sedaq diri dengan kerajaan yang &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;perasan&lt;/a&gt; sendiri-sendiri...&lt;br /&gt;
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Yang sebelah kiri adalah projek dari sebuah kerajaan negeri manakala yang satu lagi adalah projek untuk boroikan para kroni. [Luaq parti jangan harap nak tumpang sekaki]&lt;br /&gt;
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Yang sebelah kiri ada lambang kerajaan negeri sedangkan yang satu lagi ada lambang cap kati. Satu pihak tu rasa dia pemegang amanah, walau sekupang pun tu hak Allah... satu pihak lagi depa anggap sumber cari &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;mentekedarah&lt;/a&gt;, cipta projek nak penuhkan hajat anak buah...&lt;br /&gt;
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Huh..!! Biaq gambaq saja berbicara... senang pengundi nak pilih sapa...&lt;br /&gt;
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Salam semua...&lt;br /&gt;
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Bagi orang-orang kampung, berkain pelikat ni dah perkara besa. Bukan takat pi masjid ja, ubah lembu kat padang, lepak bawah rumah petang-petang, tu jugak la &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;unifom&lt;/a&gt; depa...&lt;br /&gt;
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Jadi kembang kempeh la hati orang-orang kampung mengkalu ada orang pekan yang syok melaram ngan unifom depa.&lt;br /&gt;
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Kali ni Pak Long nak buat sumbangan kat tim Najib. Asyik-asyik dok tunjuk pak lebai Pas ja yang berpelikat ngan kopiah, sekali sekala Pak Long nak tunjuk jugak kat rakyat semua bahawa Najib pun dah berubah &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;selera&lt;/a&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;
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Memang terpegun la Mak Long hang tengok Najib bersimpuh sopan dengan kopiah dari pekan... haha...&lt;br /&gt;
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Alhamdulillah,&lt;br /&gt;
Segak bergaya bekaih PM kita...&lt;br /&gt;
Walau senget macam tak besa...&lt;br /&gt;
Sekali sekala apa salahnya...&lt;br /&gt;
Salin kulit time pilihanraya...&lt;br /&gt;
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Wassalam...&lt;br /&gt;
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Fakta Lahad Datu:&lt;br /&gt;
Menggambarkan kegagalan kita dalam mengenal pasti sapa yang kita hadapi...&lt;br /&gt;
Iskk..!! Jangan layan khabaq angin, takkan nak &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;layan&lt;/a&gt; tetamu macam oghang naik hangin plak...&lt;br /&gt;
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Fakta Lahad Datu:&lt;br /&gt;
Menyerlahkan pada nusantara betapa amat perihatinnya kita dok perati negara...&lt;br /&gt;
Iskk..!! Depa bawak senjata rupanya, nak pi bincang macamana...&lt;br /&gt;
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Fakta Lahad Datu:&lt;br /&gt;
Menunjukkan pada seisi dunia tahap siap siaganya tentera kita...&lt;br /&gt;
Iskk..!! Baru nak tanya peluru &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;senapang&lt;/a&gt; nak boh kot mana...&lt;br /&gt;
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Fakta Lahad Datu:&lt;br /&gt;
Menggemparkan seisi cakerawala betapa kroniknya negara kita...&lt;br /&gt;
Iskk..!! Saspek pengganaih pun pandai main politik juga...&lt;br /&gt;
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Ni auta isu Lahad Datu:&lt;br /&gt;
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Sah dia ni memang kaki auta...&lt;br /&gt;
Rakyat dia dok kalut sampai ketaq kepala...&lt;br /&gt;
Yang dia dok buat-buat sibuk kat istana...&lt;br /&gt;
Main ngan jin serta jampi &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;serapah&lt;/a&gt; ja...&lt;br /&gt;
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Iskk..!! Jenih makan suap neh memang dah lagu ni kot...&lt;br /&gt;
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Ni auta isu Lahad Datu:&lt;br /&gt;
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Tengok pulak bideo kat ataih tu...&lt;br /&gt;
Pertempuran sengit memang berlaku...&lt;br /&gt;
Tapi bukanlah pertempuran betoi kat Lahad Datu...&lt;br /&gt;
Saja layan iklan &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;kamera&lt;/a&gt; ja tu..&lt;br /&gt;
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Haha...&lt;br /&gt;
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Pak Long pun ada dengaq jugak parti DAP tu nak kena gantung. Tak berapa perasan ataih alasan apa tapi dah dekat nak pilihanraya ni besa la, Mak Long hang mesti kata ni semua kes Umno busuk perut punya... hehe...&lt;br /&gt;
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Tak kata kat Mak Long hang la, dah jelaih tindak tanduk Umno memang nampak macam busuk &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;perut&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;li&gt;Dah bertahun depa bagi IC kat puak-puak Filipina, tetiba Anwar pulak yang kena..? Awat yang tak pi luku kepala sapa yang mula tempah bala..?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Kononnya tau lama dah Anwar buat maksiat, time nak pilihanraya baru nak tunjuk kat rakyat..? Awat yang tak cekup time dia tengah buat..? Rakam pandai nak cekup tak pakai akai..?&lt;/li&gt;
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Sebenaqnya, Umno ni guna cara penjajah. Biaq berpecah belah baru senang nak perintah... Depa guna orang masjid time mati ngan kenduri arwah ja. Nak rasmi mesyuarat kariah pun tak layak... Tang depa buat apa pun tak pa. Kekononnya dunia neh depa punya, akhirat depa serah kat orang tua-tua... Time nak ngundi pandai pulak mai pegang lutut, babun betoi...&lt;br /&gt;
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Macam tu la jugak depa nak buat kat Pas ngan DAP. Selagi depa-depa ni
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Pakat terkejut beruk habih depa bila DAP 
kata depa nak guna tiket Pas ataupun PKR dalam pilihanraya neh kalau la 
DAP kena &lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://bm.harakahdaily.net/index.php/berita-utama/17659-kit-siang-guna-lambang-pas-umno-hilang-punca" target="_blank"&gt;gantung&lt;/a&gt;...&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Padan muka depa. Usaha depa nak jajah minda rakyat jelata jadi sia-sia. Gambaq neh jawapannya... Sebab tu la Umno cukup takut bila Karpal ngan Nik Aziz boleh duduk berlaga &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;lutut&lt;/a&gt;... haha...&lt;br /&gt;
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Keberanian yang sebenaq macam ngan sebuah wau. Hentaman angin bukan jatuhkan dia ke bumi sebaliknya menjulang dia lebih tinggi... Huh, dijamin Umno akan demam tak kebah...&lt;br /&gt;
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Dengan internet, hangpa boleh jadi apa saja yang hangpa mau... Tapi &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;pelik&lt;/a&gt; sungguh la bila ramai dari kita pakat berebut sakan pilih nak menjadi bodo, pasai apa...&lt;/div&gt;
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Iskk..!! Aneh sungguh kelaku hangpa, haru la lagu tu. Ca simpan la bodo tu kat orang lain sama, jangan kawai kat hangpa saja. Betoi kata pepatah, hodoh perangai macam Umno...&lt;br /&gt;
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Ca hangpa renung betoi-betoi muka Piem Umno neh, &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;kesian&lt;/a&gt; kan... Apa la gamaknya yang Najib tengah dok pikiaq time neh... hehe...&lt;br /&gt;
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Sori la, saja ja Pak Long nak mengusik Najib... Jangan dok ingat pelik-pelik pulak bila hangpa tengok gambaq neh, kesian kat dia... hehe...&lt;br /&gt;
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Gambaq neh depa ambik time Rosmah buat pelancaran buku biografi dia kat orang ramai. Biografi Najib tak tau la pulak bila... haha... Dengaq habaqnya Mahathir ada cadangkan &lt;strike&gt;biografi laki Najib tuh&lt;/strike&gt;, oppss... &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;biografi&lt;/a&gt; bini Najib tuh nak di edaqkan secara percuma kat bebudak sekolah, owhh... rosak habih la bebudak sekolah tuh...&lt;br /&gt;
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Tak tau la pulak pasai apa percuma, mungkin dah tak laku kot...&lt;br /&gt;
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Biadap betoi, tu ja yang Pak Long boleh kata... Mendidih dada Pak Long, menggelegak darah &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;panglima&lt;/a&gt; Pak Long bila terbaca email dari kawan Pak Long neh. Dia yang memang anak jantan asli merayu sungguh-sungguh bantuan dari semua masyarakat Islam Malaysia khasnya. Dia dah sampai maqam melugai, menyampah, meloya dan meluat nak mampuih dengan cina-cina DAP terutama sekali si Guan Eng tuh...&lt;br /&gt;
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Kesian jugak Pak Long baca rungutan dia neh... Hangpa baca sendiri la, Pak Long pun tak tau nak cerita lelebih. Siap la sapu tangan ka atau tisu buang sekotak dua &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;habuan&lt;/a&gt; nak lap ayaq hidung... kesian...!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Salam Pak Long Din,&lt;br /&gt;
Sebagai sorang warga bumiputra Islam Pulau Pinang yang perihatin, saya amat berharap sangat Mak Long ngan Pak Long tolong cheq war-warkan kat semua warga Islam Malaysia khasnya tentang kesengsaraan masyarakat Islam Pulau Pinang yang kini merana ditindaih oleh cina-cina DAP yang menguasai kerajaan negeri sekarang neh...&lt;br /&gt;
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Wahai orang-orang Islam di seluruh Malaysia khasnya puak-puak yang perasan perkasa dalam Perkasa, tolonglah kami dan bantulah kami... Kami sedang di tindaih oleh DAP/PR di Pulau Pinang... ca hangpa tengok apa yang kerajaan Umno/BN bantu kami dulu.... dan bandingkan pulak dengan apa yang kerajaan DAP/PR buat sekarang...&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;1. PERUNTUKAN BERKAITAN HAL EHWAL AGAMA ISLAM&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2008 (BN) ............. RM25.7 juta&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2009 (PR)............... RM33.2 juta&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2010 (PR)............... RM38.9 juta&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2011 (PR)............... RM45.7 juta&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2012 (PR)............... RM64.03 juta&lt;br /&gt;
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Tahun 2008 (BN).............. RM659,000.00&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2009 (PR)............... RM879,000.00&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2010 (PR)............... RM913,200.00&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2011 (PR)............... RM900,000.00&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2012 (PR)............... RM900,000.00&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;3. PERUNTUKAN TAMBAHAN TAHUNAN UNTUK SEKOLAH AGAMA RAKYAT (SAR)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2008 (BN).............. TIADA&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2009 (PR)............... RM1.50 juta&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2010 (PR)............... RM1.75 juta&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2011 (PR)............... RM1.75 juta&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;4. SUMBANGAN DAN PENGIKTIRAFAN AL-HUFFAZ&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2008 (BN).............. TIADA&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2009 (PR)............... RM75,000.00&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2010 (PR)............... RM100,000.00&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2011 (PR)............... RM130,000.00&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;5. SUMBANGAN EKYA' RAMADAN (KEPADA SELURUH MASJID)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2008 (BN).............. TIADA&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2009 (PR)............... RM213,000.00 setahun bermula tahun 2008 selepas ambil alih &lt;a href="http://paklongonline.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;pentadbiran&lt;/a&gt; negeri...&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;6. PROGRAM BULANAN AL-QURAN&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2008 (BN).............. TIADA&lt;br /&gt;
Tahun 2009 (PR)............... RM100,000.00 setahun...&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;*FAKTA SEDIH DARIPADA JABATAN HAL EHWAL AGAMA ISLAM PULAU PINANG&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Sedihkan...&lt;br /&gt;
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Wassalam...&lt;br /&gt;
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