Palien Green

Palien Green - The Webvival - Episode 000013: A Galactic Appeal For Decency's Sake

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Sun, 29 Mar 2026 20:10:00 -0700

Episode 000013: A Galactic Appeal For Decency's Sake

The diplomatic mission begins! 🛸 Inside the Moon mothership, Captain Zazzo and Drizzla reveal the true extent of Reptiloid interference on Earth. While humans build monuments to "Gods" above ground, Raptron’s forces are digging deeper in the shadows. Will Envoy Glickic of the Mantids and Envoy Sovena of the Nordics stand with the species we raised from rodents, or will the Axis of Dark Stars prevail? #PalienGreen #SciFiComics #AncientAliens

Palien Green - The Webvival - Episode 000012: The Nesting Of The Reptiloids

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Mon, 23 Mar 2026 22:35:00 -0700

The Nesting Of The Reptiloids

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Palien Green - The Webvival - Episode 000011: The Isis Plan

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Sat, 14 Mar 2026 23:46:00 -0700

Episode 000011: The Isis Plan 1

Episode 000011: The Isis Plan 2

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Palien Green - The Webvival - Episode 000010: Meanwhile At Giza...

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Sat, 14 Mar 2026 01:52:00 -0700

Episode 000010 - Meanwhile At Giza...

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Palien Green - The Webvival - Episode 000009: The Bean-Counting Begins

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Mon, 9 Mar 2026 16:29:00 -0700

Episode 000009: The Bean-Counting Begins (Ancient Sumer, circa 3,000 BCE)

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Palien Green - The Webvival - Episode 000008: Pickling The Pyramids

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Sun, 8 Mar 2026 03:16:00 -0700

Episode 000008: Pickling The Pyramids

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Palien Green - The Webvival - Episode 000007: Getting Stoned By Sneaky Snakes

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Sun, 8 Mar 2026 01:32:00 -0800

Episode 000007: Getting Stoned By Sneaky Snakes

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Palien Green - The Webvival - Episode 000006: Still Stone Age; Zazzo Need More Coffee

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Sun, 8 Mar 2026 01:03:00 -0800

Episode 000006: Still Stone Age; Zazzo Need More Coffee

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Palien Green - The Webvival - Episode 000005: The Primate Predicament

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Sun, 8 Mar 2026 00:36:00 -0800

Episode 000005: The Primate Predicament

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Palien Green - The Webvival - Episode 000004: Upcycling Squirrels To Get Help

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Sat, 7 Mar 2026 00:49:00 -0800

Episode 000004: Upcycling Squirrels To Get Help

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Palien Green - The Webvival - Episode 000003: Mother Moon Parked In Stealth Mode...Or Is That Mood?

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Sat, 7 Mar 2026 00:03:00 -0800

Episode 000003: Mother Moon Parked In Stealth Mode...Or Is That Mood?

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Palien Green - The Webvival - Episode 000002: Lunar Insertion (A.K.A. The Big Oops)

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Fri, 6 Mar 2026 23:46:00 -0800

Episode 000002: Lunar Insertion (A.K.A. The Big Oops)

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Palien Green - The Webvival - Episode 000001: First Earth Orbit

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Fri, 6 Mar 2026 23:24:00 -0800

Episode 000001: First Earth Orbit

This Halloween Thing Is Making Me Green...

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Sat, 20 Oct 2018 00:39:00 -0700

What kind of Foo Fighter is THIS???

The Flying Saucer Era...

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Thu, 20 Jul 2017 00:46:00 -0700

So there's a little bit of Foo poetry I spotted on the web:

The Flying Saucer Era...

I look up at the night,

Always searching.

I'll never believe in that splendor being empty.

Arrogance doesn't become us.

I want to believe.

AquarianM

By: Daniel A. Stafford

"Rembrandt Sleeping..." Poem #30

The Adopted Interstellar Sport Of The Palien Green Federation...

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Tue, 31 May 2016 14:39:00 -0700

Well, actually, we have two sports we learned from you, Earthlings. Well, that and the whole concept of "sports" to begin with. No other species in the known galaxy has thought of so many ways to play with balls or knock them about.

The first sport we picked up from you is Frisbee. The second is disc golf.

We're not sure, but we think that Earthlings playing with flying saucers may be subconsciously related to abduction experiences. I guess it depends on how deeply the inventors were probed.

There's a new one few have heard of yet called "bucket disc." We're still waiting for that one to take off.

Meanwhile, we use the other two sports as drivers' ed simulators for baby Paliens!

#ZazzoOut! \\//_

Zazzo - The Origin Story - Part One...

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Sat, 10 Oct 2015 02:07:00 -0700

Hello, Earthlings! My name is Zazzo.

I and my crew arrived in Earth orbit about 65 million years ago. We got stuck here after a particularly nasty solar eruption wiped out all the artificial intelligence systems on our mothership. You know it as The Moon!

The dinosaurs very much regretted it, because it was the last thing they saw as the comet we were dodging smacked into the Yucatan and wiped them right the heck out!

Ever since, we have been working like crazy to raise the intelligence level of life on Earth. Let me tell you, it hasn't been easy! All the dinosaurs were gone, leaving only small birds. Most fish were gone. The smartest thing we could find left alive on Earth were these little rodent-like proto-primates. Let's see YOU try to genetically engineer the equivalent of a squirrel into intelligent life! Good luck with that, and you're welcome!

We've had some smaller computers and our foo fighters survive the Dinoclysm. The foo fighters are limited to travel within the solar system, however. (It would take us a little over four years to get to the nearest star system - Alpha Centauri - if they carried enough fuel to go that far!) We can cruise out into the cloud of dwarf planets and asteroids beyond Pluto, but that's about the limit.

We originally came from the Palien Green Federation in the nebula you see when looking at the constellation Orion. Our long-range communications are out. No talking to home for us. Sadly, we will not taste another Giant Palien Pistachio green brew for at least another few thousand solar years. (Yes, years are different lengths on each and every planet! Get with the time measurement police, Earthlings!)

Worse, an evil race of Reptiloid creatures have been flying in and messing with our genetic enhancement of humans every once in awhile. Where do you think George Bush, Dick Chaney, and the rest of the evil mean people get their genetic pollution from? The Reptiloids want humans to be stupid and mean - it makes it easier for them to feed their lava snarks your kibbles and bits. You don't want to know which bits, trust me.

The Reptiloids have nasty pets that evolved on hot worlds called Lava Snarks. They have rock-hard grey shells, are shaped like a wolf crossed with a dragon, and they have glowing red eyes. The snarks can see infra red (heat) light in fine detail. They have acidic venom that can be flammable in Earth's atmosphere. They have incredibly hard and sharp teeth and claws. The Reptiloids and their snarks like to live in deep tunnels under the surface of a planet. They sneak around in basements, sub-basements, caves, caverns, catacombs, and other deep, dark places. Their ships are mean-looking black triangles with red lights.

We Paliens like living on the far side of the Moon. It faces away from the Reptiloid-infested Earth, it has hangers for our foo fighters, and Palien Green food enough to last two billion years for the fifty of us Greens. (Except the GPP brew, drat it!) Plus it's ours, and it's what we came here in. Our foo fighters are silvery-metallic. You call them "flying saucers." You stole one from us after it got hungry and landed hard in Roswell, NM in the 1940's. You also stole the dead bodies of the two jokers that didn't feed their foo. We want the foo back. You can keep the little green stiffs.

Life in the Orion Nebula was pretty cool, as long as you didn't run into any Reptiloid squadrons. We had all kinds of green food. (Why do you think we're green and not gray, Earthlings?) We had green drinks and we lived on planets near green stars. We think humor is in some ways better than logic, but we like logic too. (Bend your fingers a little, Mr. Spock! \\//_ ) We can do things with our minds, too. It's kind of like the Force in Star Wars. (Who needs hands, Luke? Just *think* it!)

Our green leaders sent us out here towards Earth to see how it was holding up over the past billion years. Everythiing was still pretty primitive back then. We'd seeded Earth with green life - plants...well, algae, really - about 3.5 billion years ago, but we were a bit more primitive back then, too. We goofed and got some animal cells in the mix. Worse, they had been contaminated by a Reptiloid stealth DNA bomb. How do you think you got the "Law of the Jungle" instead of the "Garden of Eden," Earthlings? The Devil rides in a black triangle.

At any rate, we're stuck here on Earth Now. No green cheese on the Moon. Drat it!

I need to get some maragaritas and zucchini for Drizzla or she is going to crash me in Area 51 - !

Zazzo out!

Stumping Trump...

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Sun, 4 Oct 2015 02:49:00 -0700

You know, when I look at Earth politics, especially the Presidential elections in the USA, I think to myself "At least the evil Reptiloids ARE green instead of chasing green."

Reptiloids are dark green, and are the dark overlords of of the Dark Geenalien Empire. They're not even funny like the Bright Green Alien Federation, or full of snarkasm like my own beloved Palien Green Federation back in the Orion Nebula.

Then I look at US politicians. None of them are green, but almost all of them are chasing green...as in greenbacks, bucks, yankee salad...cash, baby. They will eat each other faster than a Reptiloid will eat your young, Earthlings.

Well, except maybe Bernie Sanders. I think he could get a Reptiloid's pet lava snark to let it pet him, and even listen while he gave it a lecture on human-exobio relations and technology partnership treaties.

Then there is Donald Trump. He is basically orange, (probably from blood pressure & lack if heart) and already has a lot of green. I swear the guy must have 50 snarkasms a day. Trump could out-snarkasm most Pale Greens I know. Well, except maybe my beautiful Drizzla!

("Snarkasm": 1. A particularly witty sarcastic barb designed to make your political opposition look as idiotic as they obviously are. 2. Getting off on number 1.)

Then there is that whole "wall to keep the illegal aliens out" thing. What is he going to do to keep us or the Reptiloids out? Build a Stephen King dome and hire the Butterfyd Kindred to maintain it? It's not like he doesn't hire people who aren't from the US, or marry them, for that matter.

You Earthlings sure are a strange bunch. You make pale green aliens look normal!

Zazzo out!

A Little Foo Fighter Cruise Around The Planet...

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Wed, 30 Sep 2015 03:36:00 -0700

Ok, it's been waaaay too long since I got up into space to see the stars without having to duck Reptiloid ships. It's like being banned from cruising in town on weekends because it's always staked out.

Drizzla and I finally got a little quality time above the atmosphere the other day. My buddy Rizzoot got a good shot of my ship, "Foo For Yo Love" in flight. She's almost as nice to look at as Drizzla, but don't tell her I said so.

Zazzo out!

Independent expert confirms that the "impossible" EM Drive actually works - ScienceAlert

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Tue, 28 Jul 2015 00:01:00 -0700

http://www.sciencealert.com/independent-scientists-confirm-that-the-impossible-em-drive-produces-thrust

Closest ever images of Pluto reveal mysterious dotted line - ScienceAlert

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Fri, 10 Jul 2015 23:05:00 -0700

http://www.sciencealert.com/closest-ever-images-of-pluto-reveal-mysterious-dotted-line

Zazzo Gets A Job...

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Thu, 11 Jun 2015 17:17:00 -0700

Ok, Earthlings, it's time to admit it. My Foo Fighter broke down and crashed. She's just not going to budge. I haven't seen the lovely Drizzla in months. I've been stuck wandering around in the desert here in the California part of Earth.

I've been dodging coyotes, Reptiloids, chupacabras, rattlesnakes, and tarantulas like crazy. The good news is that there's lots of Mexican restaurants here that have Green Sauce and green Ortega chiles.

I spotted this guy sitting out on his front porch late one night watching the stars. That's my favorite thing about you Earthlings, a bunch of you actually look up at the night sky and wonder. Twinkle, twinkle, is that a star or a meteor, or a foo fighter? (No, not the ones on Sonic Highways, but their music is AWESOME!)

At any rate, a coyote snuck up behind me and I had to run up on this guy's porch in order to keep a glowing chunk from being bitten out of my behind! Obviously this guy Dan saw me, as I just about ran right into him! Luckily, he's so big and tall when he's on his feet that the coyote turned tail and ran as soon as Dan stood up. Whew!

Well, anyway, unlike most Earthlings, Dan didn't freak out and start gibbering, or scream "Alien! There's an ALIEN!" Nope. This guy was very logical and Spock-like. (No pointed ears, though.) All Dan says is, "Hi. My name is Dan. Do you speak English, and are you OK?" He even gave me the Vulcan salute: \\//_

Well, there was no help for it. [ My name is Zazzo, of the Palien Green Federation of Orion's Belt ] I thought into his head. [ And yes, I think English. I'm also hungry. Have you got any salsa verde or margaritas in there? My foo fighter broke down and crashed, and I'm starving and tired of dodging evil critters! ]

Dan got a laugh out of that one. "I've got margaritas, but no salsa at the moment. How about I fix you one, and you can 'crash' on the couch and tell me your story. Sorry, bad pun. I do that. What do you say...er, think?"

Well, the rest is short-term history. This tall Earthling understood when I told him I needed to upgrade the tech on this planet so I could fix my foo fighter, and he gave me a job at his business, which happens to be technical. So now I work at Temecool Computer Repair as a sort of spokesman. In return, I get salsa verde, an occasional margarita, and bottles of green Tobasco for foo fuel. Who'd have thought it?

https://www.temecoolcomputerrepair.com/

Leonard Nimoy Dead at 83 - The Daily Beast

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Fri, 27 Feb 2015 11:51:00 -0800

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2015/02/27/leonard-nimoy-dead-at-83.html?source=TDB&via=FB_Page

Leonard Nimoy, I will remember you for all of my life. It was Spock who first made green aliens utterly cool. _\\//

Zazzo

Snowden files: The real ‘Men in Black,’ Hollywood and the great UFO false flag

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Sat, 16 Aug 2014 15:56:00 -0700

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/15/snowden-files-the-real-men-in-black-hollywood-and-the-great-ufo-false-flag/

*Bwahaha! The guys in cheap suits and cheaper sunglasses will say anything to keep you in the dark, Earthlings. Don't let them feed you the Reptiloid droppings! - Zazzo out!

Mysterious giant hole in Siberia likely caused by global warming, not UFOs or meteors

aquarianm@gmail.com (Daniel A. Stafford) — Wed, 16 Jul 2014 19:53:00 -0700

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/16/mysterious-giant-hole-in-siberia-likely-caused-by-global-warming-not-ufos-or-meteors/

Ha! How little you Earthlings know! These things are caused when a Reptiloid triangle gets a Kagoots up the boots and crashes! This one was from a mothership. Those Russians better be careful in case any of the Reptiloids or their pet Snarks survived!

Zazzo out!