paq-land.com news and views

Jessica Biel Is Wonder Woman?

Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:14:23 -0400

Hollywood, I got some brilliant suggestions to make this character better if Biel lands this part!

Torrent Tuesday, 09.25.07

Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:14:55 -0400

Find out the new releases in movies and music and why I'd let Rosario Dawson eat me alive. Oh yeah, I'm crazy tonight bitches!! LOL

VIDEO: Baby Bash feat. T-Pain - "Cyclone"

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 20:18:34 -0400

Watch the video here

Hip Hop vs. America

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 20:18:03 -0400

BET Special looks to speak on sensitive topics with a star-studded panel

Halo 3 - Fuck The Fight

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 15:18:26 -0400

The Halo 3 launch is upon us and I don't give a shit

VIDEO: Chris Brown feat. T-Pain "Kiss Kiss"

Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:11:22 -0400

A Chris Brown song I like? Maybe, fuck I'm still hatin' lol

Torrent Tuesday, 09.11.07

Wed, 12 Sep 2007 16:09:15 -0400

New albums from Kanye and Fiddy and Dead or Alive on DVD.. Happy ganking!

Random News & Notes, 09.11.07

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:03:59 -0400

Status of the site, tweaks, and updates... Yey!

Get In The Know: Lady Sovereign

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:03:16 -0400

Get acquainted with "the biggest midget in the game," and zany MC, Lady Sovereign

2007 VMA Report

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:02:37 -0400

MTV's annual awards show sinks to new lows with a crappy premise and shittier performances. Video and images inside.

Kanye Boycotts MTV

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:02:12 -0400

Rapper enraged over VMA loss; vows to never return

Aliens vs Predator 2: Requiem Trailer

Sat, 8 Sep 2007 06:54:40 -0400

PWNAGE!!! *faints*

Halle Berry is pregnant dammit

Sat, 8 Sep 2007 06:54:08 -0400

Wait, what? NoOooOooO!!

Let's Play "Match The Booty"

Wed, 5 Sep 2007 23:00:57 -0400

50 Cent's new album artwork feature's some slut's ass, but is it Ciara's?

iPod gets a touchy feely upgrade

Wed, 5 Sep 2007 21:01:14 -0400

The iPod wants you to touch it's naughty spot

Section Update: F.A.Q back online

Wed, 5 Sep 2007 20:56:47 -0400

New questions, same sarcastic-ass answers :)

Section Update: Editorials back online

Wed, 5 Sep 2007 20:55:26 -0400

Erm, so it's back online and shit

Back In The Boondocks

Sun, 2 Sep 2007 11:39:22 -0400

FUCK YO' COURT, NYUGAH! FUCK YO' COURT!!

High School Booty-Full

Sun, 2 Sep 2007 04:21:22 -0400

High School Musical Star, Vanessa Hudgens, may have some nude photos poppin' up soon. As Scooby would say, "Ruh-Row"

The Round Up, Volume 8 (09.02.07)

Sun, 2 Sep 2007 08:10:32 -0400

Britney's new single, Diddy makes the band, WWE Drug Scandal, and G-Slide with Lil Mama!

Get In The Know: Paramore

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:58:42 -0400

Pop-punk band Paramore readies 2nd album

K-Fed, Part Deux

Thu, 31 May 2007 07:13:10 -0400

K-Fed is making a new album with... Fez?

Torrent Tuesday

Thu, 31 May 2007 07:12:43 -0400

Get up to speed on what's new on DVD and CD, then gank it! Featured this week: Stomp The Yard & R. Kelly!

Flashback Friday

Thu, 31 May 2007 07:12:09 -0400

Every week watch a classic video with thoughts from the staff -- this week features "Creep" by TLC

Random News & Notes

Thu, 31 May 2007 07:11:37 -0400

News on Dragon's new album, the whereabouts of Nathena, paq-land Radio and more...

It Official: I'm Lame

Thu, 31 May 2007 07:10:56 -0400

Why do I want to see a movie based on the "Bratz" dolls so bad?

Lost Gets Found in 2010

Thu, 31 May 2007 07:10:28 -0400

ABC stops the bull shit and tells us when "Lost" ends.

Timbaland Makes Funny Faces

Thu, 24 May 2007 05:58:58 -0400

Timbo teams up with The Hives and the WWE Divas in his latest video..

Limited Edition GTA IV Announced

Thu, 24 May 2007 05:58:31 -0400

Get yer lame GTA swag here and get ripped the hell off. Thanks, Rockstar!

Jordin towers over the competition.. literally

Thu, 24 May 2007 04:18:01 -0400

17-year-old Jordin Sparks wins "Idol", makes everyone look short. Footage at 11.

Flashback Friday, 05.11.07

Fri, 11 May 2007 07:13:37 -0400

"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails

Charm School Episode 4 Recap

Fri, 11 May 2007 00:54:55 -0400

This week, the girls try to sharpen their argumentive skills to become "Master Debaters" lol..

Shit Hits The Fan For Evanescence

Fri, 11 May 2007 00:54:01 -0400

Is the mult-platinum rock band over with? Say it ain't so, Amy!

Paris talks to "Kindergarten Cop"

Tue, 8 May 2007 18:52:49 -0400

Paris pleads with Ah-Nold, types myspace blog.

Three Six Mafia trapped in Hollyhood

Tue, 8 May 2007 18:51:54 -0400

Their silly reality show delays "Last 2 Walk"

Cheetah Girls spend Goofy's money

Tue, 8 May 2007 18:51:15 -0400

STOP THE PRESSES -- Goofy's fav. hoes go shopping!

Torrent Tuesday, 05.08.07

Tue, 8 May 2007 03:36:29 -0400

Gank "Dreamgirls" and more!

Video: Is Timbaland a beat thief?

Mon, 7 May 2007 23:53:59 -0400

Timbaland says he didn't commit "Grand Theft Audio". You decide.

Get In The Know: Keri Hilson

Mon, 7 May 2007 08:04:37 -0400

Get introduced to one of the bright spots in R&B

Weekend Box Office Report

Sun, 6 May 2007 23:08:51 -0400

Spider-Man 3 skeets on errbody

Site Update For 5/06

Sun, 6 May 2007 10:16:25 -0400

New Design (sort of lol) and my review of Spider-Man 3

Paris Hilton To Get Ass Raped

Sun, 6 May 2007 02:27:33 -0400

Paris is getting thrown in jail!!! FINALLY!

Ice-T Speaks On The N-Word

Fri, 4 May 2007 05:42:49 -0400

The O.G. explains use of the n-word and when you should snitch on cats

7.5 Min. preview of "Spider-Man 3"

Wed, 2 May 2007 13:40:55 -0400

Get pumped to see the summer blockbuster!

The Japanese are idiots

Wed, 2 May 2007 13:40:03 -0400

"Baa" and "Woof". Any questions? Ah yes, Japan...

Suge Knight really hates K-Fed

Wed, 2 May 2007 13:38:28 -0400

Which means Federline's ass is grass! GET SNOOP!

"John Tucker Must Die" Review Preview

Wed, 2 May 2007 13:37:43 -0400

A 3 paragraph preview of my delayed review

Russell Simmons gets pwned

Wed, 2 May 2007 13:36:49 -0400

Hip hip mogul gets hung up on live on the air

Site Update For 4/28

Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:29:48 -0400

First new Gripe File in YEARS is posted -- Rad Girls!

"(Shot Me) Bang Bang"

Wed, 25 Apr 2007 17:37:30 -0400

My remix of the Nancy Sinatra classic from the Kill Bill soundtrack

A Change of Focus

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:14:22 -0400

"Charm School" is in session

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 20:46:49 -0400

The Flavor of Love girls are back!

Akon dry boinks 9th grader

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 13:54:40 -0400

Akon gets buckwild on a 14 year old girl @ concert. Video included

Russell Simmons eats soap

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:46:38 -0400

Russell Simmons wants to start washing the dirty mouths of rappers with a freshly unwrapped bar of Irish Spring

Paq-Land Radio, Episode 3

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 06:06:07 -0400

42 minute EL GRANDE EDITION

RSS Feed Is Working Again!!!

Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:42:21 -0400

Just announcing the feed works again lol

Jay-Z and Beyoncé - New American Hustlas

Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:37:02 -0400

Hova and his S.H.I.T. (She-Hustla In Training) wanna take over the world!

Paq-Land Radio, Episode 2

Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:34:25 -0400

30 minutes of me + the Roderick interview

Resident Evil 4 Coming to the Wii

Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:33:21 -0400

Shankin' and blowin' heads off never seemed more fun!

Diddy's ass needs to sit down

Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:32:38 -0400

First Cassie, now Danity Kane?

Mary sings "Tears Dry On Their Own" by Amy Winehouse

Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:31:54 -0400

Another clip of staff member Mary singing

Reader's Choice

Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:30:53 -0400

Tell me which CD you'd like me to review next!

Thoughts on Lil' Mama's "Lip Gloss"

Thu, 5 Apr 2007 07:13:34 -0400

A quick review of the stupid song

Paq-Land Radio, Episode 1

Thu, 5 Apr 2007 07:13:03 -0400

Debut of the new online show

"The Round Up" Volume 4

Wed, 4 Apr 2007 10:17:37 -0400

New format! Timbaland news, Prison Break thoughts, and more Idol rants

I'm So Confused...

Wed, 4 Apr 2007 10:17:03 -0400

Help me pick out a cell phone because I'm an idiot lol

Exclusive Wrestlemania 23 Report

Wed, 4 Apr 2007 10:15:59 -0400

Thoughts and results from the big pay-per-view on April 1st!

Mary sings "Bet you Don't Know" by Crystal Kay

Sun, 1 Apr 2007 16:59:47 -0400

Didn't know homegirl could carry a tune! I just assumed she'd be like Nathena and sound like a cat in a blender

Linkin Park Launches Youtube Channel

Sun, 1 Apr 2007 16:58:58 -0400

Hey, Linkin Park is still around? I thought them dudes were dead!

Grand Theft Auto IV Trailer Released

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 19:20:48 -0500

Rockstar games has officially broken the internet...

Y'all Just Got Fucked By Bill Gates

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 19:19:54 -0500

Is it even worth being an early adopter anymore?

Update on "Thruda High" and other site news

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:08:53 -0500

Joel, if you're reading this, lol... HEEELP!

"The Round Up" Volume 3

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:08:09 -0500

American Idol rants + saggy man boobs = THIS WEEK'S ROUND UP!

Wrestlemania 23 Preview

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:07:28 -0500

Get yer game face on with my preview of the big pay-per-view this Sunday

Pokémon Diamond and Pearl

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:06:20 -0500

Are they serious? Another new pokémon game?

So I saw 300...

Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:46:54 -0500

I have to make fun of the gay looking Persian king, Xerxes, or I wouldn't be doing a service to you guys :)

Video Post - "College Hill: Virgin Islands"

Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:49:48 -0500

It's basically "The Real World" but with a bunch of black people lol. Which by default makes it filled with drama

"Dead or Alive" Final Track Listing + Album Info.

Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:36:40 -0500

It's a really hot album.. I'm not just riding my own dick here (lol)

"The Round Up", Volume 2

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:02:42 -0500

Stick to licking dicks and stop acting like you're not a trashbag whore.

PaqMan and Dj R0d - "Ft. Knox"

Sat, 10 Mar 2007 15:32:25 -0500

This is a dumb, DUMB song, so you've been warned ahead of time lol

Fresh Fruit

Sat, 10 Mar 2007 15:32:24 -0500

Another month, another music update

"Hey Jackass, where's this week's update?!"

Sat, 10 Mar 2007 15:32:23 -0500

I'm so mentally drained there's no way I can attempt to write anything right now