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		<title>How To Hold A Baby</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 00:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
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There is a proper way to hold a newborn baby. This is not it&#8230;
Sent in by Jessica
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<p>There is a proper way to hold a newborn baby. This is not it&#8230;</p>
<p>Sent in by Jessica</p>
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		<title>Baby In Cage</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 07:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
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It&#8217;s bad enough to place a baby in a cage, but in a cage several stories up makes it all the worse&#8230;
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<p>It&#8217;s bad enough to place a baby in a cage, but in a cage several stories up makes it all the worse&#8230;</p>
<p>Sent in by memetic alchemy via <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/adski_kafeteri/1648361.html">MasquarabozM</a></p>
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		<title>Stealing Christmas Presents</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:46:48 +0000</pubDate>
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This sums up a parent fail pretty well: &#8220;April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail.  She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their [...]]]></description>
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<p>This sums up a parent fail pretty well: &#8220;April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail.  She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree.&#8221;</p>
<p>Sent in by SDearie</p>
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		<title>Stroller on Train Platform</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 11:52:32 +0000</pubDate>
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When you are on a train platform with your baby in the stroller and the train is coming, that is not the time to let go of the stroller&#8230;
Left by waist cincher in the comments
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<p>When you are on a train platform with your baby in the stroller and the train is coming, that is not the time to let go of the stroller&#8230;</p>
<p>Left by waist cincher in the comments</p>
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		<title>Pole Dancing</title>
		<link>http://www.parentfail.com/pole-dancing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.parentfail.com/pole-dancing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
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Sometimes it&#8217;s just better not to bring your kids even when it&#8217;s kid&#8217;s day at work&#8230;
Sent in by mary
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<p>Sometimes it&#8217;s just better not to bring your kids even when it&#8217;s kid&#8217;s day at work&#8230;</p>
<p>Sent in by mary</p>
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		<title>On Dad’s Shoulders</title>
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		<comments>http://www.parentfail.com/on-dads-shoulders/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
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If you are going to put your daughter on your shoulders, you really should care about the shirt you&#8217;re wearing&#8230;
Sent in by mary
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<p>If you are going to put your daughter on your shoulders, you really should care about the shirt you&#8217;re wearing&#8230;</p>
<p>Sent in by mary</p>
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		<title>Dropping Babies</title>
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		<comments>http://www.parentfail.com/dropping-babies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 07:01:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.parentfail.com/?p=779</guid>
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It certainly doesn&#8217;t look like anything could go wrong here&#8230;
Sent in by matt
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<p>It certainly doesn&#8217;t look like anything could go wrong here&#8230;</p>
<p>Sent in by matt</p>
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		<title>Roof with a View</title>
		<link>http://www.parentfail.com/roof-with-a-view/</link>
		<comments>http://www.parentfail.com/roof-with-a-view/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 07:01:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.parentfail.com/?p=813</guid>
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It&#8217;s never a good idea to leave your kid alone on a roof, even if it does make a good photo&#8230;
Sent in by mary
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<p>It&#8217;s never a good idea to leave your kid alone on a roof, even if it does make a good photo&#8230;</p>
<p>Sent in by mary</p>
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		<title>Baby and Cobra</title>
		<link>http://www.parentfail.com/baby-and-cobra/</link>
		<comments>http://www.parentfail.com/baby-and-cobra/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 07:01:13 +0000</pubDate>
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Sometimes there is nothing more to say beyond wtf?!?
Sent in by matt
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<p>Sometimes there is nothing more to say beyond wtf?!?</p>
<p>Sent in by matt</p>
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		<title>Baby Backpack</title>
		<link>http://www.parentfail.com/baby-backpack/</link>
		<comments>http://www.parentfail.com/baby-backpack/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
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While it is certainly important to have your child securely fastened into the backpack, it&#8217;s also essential that he child can breath&#8230;
Sent in by stormy
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<p>While it is certainly important to have your child securely fastened into the backpack, it&#8217;s also essential that <!--more-->he child can breath&#8230;</p>
<p>Sent in by stormy</p>
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