tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26849583615603016392011-11-27T18:17:08.403-05:00Crazy and funny quotes from kids and parents. <a href="mailto:parentmadness@hotmail.com">Submit one of your own!</a>Dnoreply@blogger.comBlogger100125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-83381227636447914702011-11-14T13:33:00.000-05:002011-11-14T13:34:00.918-05:002011-11-14T13:34:00.918-05:00Gramma: What&#39;s that on your eyebrows??<br>Daughter: Lip gloss! My face was dry!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-8338122763644791470?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UZGzMCjoilZuoysA_48WyAuGmIY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UZGzMCjoilZuoysA_48WyAuGmIY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UZGzMCjoilZuoysA_48WyAuGmIY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UZGzMCjoilZuoysA_48WyAuGmIY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/DYeMh2uGZzU" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2011/11/glam-gloss.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-82619055588614202222011-11-09T22:39:00.001-05:002011-11-09T22:39:22.066-05:002011-11-09T22:39:22.066-05:00Daughter: Daddy, a boy at school said that only girls have boobs, but <br>that&#39;s not right because YOU have boobs!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-8261905558861420222?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/V11yk-E6WFYi3BC7eURGJT5PbLA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/V11yk-E6WFYi3BC7eURGJT5PbLA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/V11yk-E6WFYi3BC7eURGJT5PbLA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/V11yk-E6WFYi3BC7eURGJT5PbLA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/aVc-fV2peK4" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2011/11/man-boobs.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-90356392132130785212011-11-06T20:58:00.001-05:002011-11-06T20:58:18.516-05:002011-11-06T20:58:18.516-05:00Daddy when you snuggle with me I only have enough room to hippie <br>hippie shake!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-9035639213213078521?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8EKJdTnskl2zE9wY2cF-pPU0pRw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8EKJdTnskl2zE9wY2cF-pPU0pRw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8EKJdTnskl2zE9wY2cF-pPU0pRw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8EKJdTnskl2zE9wY2cF-pPU0pRw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/Ke_ximhnN_Y" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2011/11/hippie-shake.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-74569365170091706232011-10-25T21:04:00.000-04:002011-10-26T14:18:21.633-04:002011-10-26T14:18:21.633-04:00Mom: No running in the house!<br>Daughter: I&#39;m speed walking!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-7456936517009170623?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cvKDK49gWdYtG1sACyN8kCxJrB0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cvKDK49gWdYtG1sACyN8kCxJrB0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cvKDK49gWdYtG1sACyN8kCxJrB0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cvKDK49gWdYtG1sACyN8kCxJrB0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/1DGBvJOVaYw" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2011/10/speed-sassy.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-61323534966897049912011-10-22T07:48:00.001-04:002011-10-26T14:28:57.587-04:002011-10-26T14:28:57.587-04:00(after wiping his butt and the tp got stuck and was hanging out)<br>Son: Daddy look I have a tail!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-6132353496689704991?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/h03RJ76DSrlYdnrVs2lZ7o_GSDw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/h03RJ76DSrlYdnrVs2lZ7o_GSDw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/h03RJ76DSrlYdnrVs2lZ7o_GSDw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/h03RJ76DSrlYdnrVs2lZ7o_GSDw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/GWRVLmI7IVE" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2011/10/tp-tricks.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-29692662456092254442011-09-24T20:51:00.000-04:002011-10-26T14:29:18.409-04:002011-10-26T14:29:18.409-04:00Son: Daddy, I want to ray blue that movie because I know what that <br>means!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-2969266245609225444?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6rTI0wHaIpDDRg1nuBuTh52x514/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6rTI0wHaIpDDRg1nuBuTh52x514/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6rTI0wHaIpDDRg1nuBuTh52x514/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6rTI0wHaIpDDRg1nuBuTh52x514/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/NjsUvZ93wfk" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2011/09/blue-movie.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-33016577862332114642011-09-24T17:17:00.001-04:002011-10-26T14:29:35.256-04:002011-10-26T14:29:35.256-04:00Mom: Come to the table sweetie, it&#39;s dinner time!<br>Daughter: (on play phone) Just a minute kiddo, ok?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-3301657786233211464?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rQu6luB41zqZkyvltzRa7y3rnGo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rQu6luB41zqZkyvltzRa7y3rnGo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rQu6luB41zqZkyvltzRa7y3rnGo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rQu6luB41zqZkyvltzRa7y3rnGo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/8tizczb8XFo" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2011/09/repeat-after-me.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-36788521020002991812011-07-28T13:02:00.001-04:002011-10-26T14:29:55.527-04:002011-10-26T14:29:55.527-04:00Dad: Are you done going poop?<br>Son: No, I have one more poke-poop.<br>Dad: What?<br>Son: It&#39;s like a pokeball but it&#39;s a poop!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-3678852102000299181?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KdtA4wqNzKQEbead8-TQRNKPKRU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KdtA4wqNzKQEbead8-TQRNKPKRU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KdtA4wqNzKQEbead8-TQRNKPKRU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KdtA4wqNzKQEbead8-TQRNKPKRU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/vW8TWjS4YFo" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2011/07/whos-that-pokemon.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-84854161342967765632011-06-10T13:22:00.000-04:002011-06-10T13:22:25.408-04:002011-06-10T13:22:25.408-04:00Mom: When I tell my five year old not to do something, she whispers it into her two year old sister's ear and has her do it!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-8485416134296776563?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BuHt42nLXSH3pDZ-A8oXYgVdEEc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BuHt42nLXSH3pDZ-A8oXYgVdEEc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BuHt42nLXSH3pDZ-A8oXYgVdEEc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BuHt42nLXSH3pDZ-A8oXYgVdEEc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/mJD3UIKuf3s" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2011/06/chain-of-command.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-25472320956088485542011-06-10T13:20:00.000-04:002011-06-10T13:20:33.064-04:002011-06-10T13:20:33.064-04:00Daughter: Mom I'm gonna toot in your car!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-2547232095608848554?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/GlT3ktBl_U6tTWZaUYwxVPLu55s/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/GlT3ktBl_U6tTWZaUYwxVPLu55s/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/GlT3ktBl_U6tTWZaUYwxVPLu55s/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/GlT3ktBl_U6tTWZaUYwxVPLu55s/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/ImHaYzIEg8k" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2011/06/fair-warning.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-12200397173222766442010-11-11T19:26:00.001-05:002011-10-26T14:30:13.315-04:002011-10-26T14:30:13.315-04:00Son: Daddy the lemurs are screeching because they know it&#39;s my <br>birthday!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-1220039717322276644?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/z3sun9xhxizk3dtFfXzEJKR3ePc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/z3sun9xhxizk3dtFfXzEJKR3ePc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/z3sun9xhxizk3dtFfXzEJKR3ePc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/z3sun9xhxizk3dtFfXzEJKR3ePc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/7eYx3Y0bvCU" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2010/11/screechy-birthday.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-21765609793104633522010-11-09T14:37:00.003-05:002010-11-09T14:37:44.088-05:002010-11-09T14:37:44.088-05:00(Pointing to a man in a turban)<br /> <br /> Granddaughter: Gramma, why is that man dressed like a Genie?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-2176560979310463352?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_raln_c-zP0JD4aoZsQeh-CDbwM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_raln_c-zP0JD4aoZsQeh-CDbwM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_raln_c-zP0JD4aoZsQeh-CDbwM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_raln_c-zP0JD4aoZsQeh-CDbwM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/S1vayVMYfqs" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2010/11/grant-me-wishes.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-60519567973199424252010-11-03T08:21:00.001-04:002011-10-26T14:31:56.100-04:002011-10-26T14:31:56.100-04:00Daughter: Daddy if you don&#39;t take me to zoo boo next year I&#39;ll never <br>look at you!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-6051956797319942425?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1EMb3zv6mlq72cB5id71uSZQm1Y/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1EMb3zv6mlq72cB5id71uSZQm1Y/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1EMb3zv6mlq72cB5id71uSZQm1Y/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1EMb3zv6mlq72cB5id71uSZQm1Y/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/tQ8ANdDWBSw" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2010/11/zany-zoo.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-22356071861541588822010-10-19T12:40:00.001-04:002010-10-19T12:40:25.993-04:002010-10-19T12:40:25.993-04:00Son: Daddy I need a wrench to help get my poops out!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-2235607186154158882?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cuwocF6OM2lDTfTpJRqrpwEo6m0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cuwocF6OM2lDTfTpJRqrpwEo6m0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cuwocF6OM2lDTfTpJRqrpwEo6m0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cuwocF6OM2lDTfTpJRqrpwEo6m0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/-AM9hhEPx-8" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2010/10/heavy-doodie.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-50529981310266544562010-10-09T14:01:00.000-04:002010-10-14T12:56:15.911-04:002010-10-14T12:56:15.911-04:00Daughter: My uncle tickles me and calls me stinky butt!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-5052998131026654456?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/a-aCW1n8ZofsB3M5Txh_3Nu2S-o/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/a-aCW1n8ZofsB3M5Txh_3Nu2S-o/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/a-aCW1n8ZofsB3M5Txh_3Nu2S-o/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/a-aCW1n8ZofsB3M5Txh_3Nu2S-o/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/2EhddTOuK5E" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2010/10/uncle-smelly.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-50652130800057704992010-10-08T08:53:00.001-04:002010-10-08T16:12:31.244-04:002010-10-08T16:12:31.244-04:00In the women&#39;s locker room after my three year old boy&#39;s swimming <br>class, he dropped his pants and started gyrating his pelvis saying <br>Mommy look at me!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-5065213080005770499?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WIsWDCb7Hvytqb16rzE50WQZ844/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WIsWDCb7Hvytqb16rzE50WQZ844/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WIsWDCb7Hvytqb16rzE50WQZ844/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WIsWDCb7Hvytqb16rzE50WQZ844/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/T6HY-XY9odQ" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2010/10/dancin-machine.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-37404155182700722662010-10-08T08:50:00.000-04:002010-10-08T16:12:22.834-04:002010-10-08T16:12:22.834-04:00Daughter: Mommy we live on earth, and the other kids live on the <br>cement!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-3740415518270072266?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wKkqRtdZ_C0BIf2ooNjAEOTg69o/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wKkqRtdZ_C0BIf2ooNjAEOTg69o/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wKkqRtdZ_C0BIf2ooNjAEOTg69o/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wKkqRtdZ_C0BIf2ooNjAEOTg69o/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/FU4MPFe3wAY" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2010/10/pave-earth.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-80684587074641561562010-10-07T07:48:00.000-04:002010-10-07T10:59:08.212-04:002010-10-07T10:59:08.212-04:00Daughter: Daddy you can&#39;t go to work in your underpants because you <br>might get hit by a tree!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-8068458707464156156?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/J4h7Qj5TVwI1co6oYnac2phcm2k/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/J4h7Qj5TVwI1co6oYnac2phcm2k/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/J4h7Qj5TVwI1co6oYnac2phcm2k/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/J4h7Qj5TVwI1co6oYnac2phcm2k/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/ZDXV7BxKcj4" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2010/10/tree-terror.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-76228190026986761172010-10-06T21:37:00.001-04:002010-10-07T10:59:08.213-04:002010-10-07T10:59:08.213-04:00Daughter: Daddy you can grow hair on your face, but you need to shave <br>your arms!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-7622819002698676117?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/F7EisAIFp9ey5TmkQswuU4DdliY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/F7EisAIFp9ey5TmkQswuU4DdliY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/F7EisAIFp9ey5TmkQswuU4DdliY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/F7EisAIFp9ey5TmkQswuU4DdliY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/A69IVFTt_Fw" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2010/10/caveman-dad.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-48617989067981398742010-10-06T10:41:00.001-04:002010-10-06T10:41:12.965-04:002010-10-06T10:41:12.965-04:00Son: Daddy, if you drink and party you'll pop into a tree!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-4861798906798139874?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ujE070ZHdWKt0euR3DFoYC8XVSg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ujE070ZHdWKt0euR3DFoYC8XVSg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ujE070ZHdWKt0euR3DFoYC8XVSg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ujE070ZHdWKt0euR3DFoYC8XVSg/1/di" border="0" 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ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/jLZjx2mCF84" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2010/10/multi-talented.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-39277075170194886222010-10-03T12:48:00.001-04:002010-10-06T10:40:12.264-04:002010-10-06T10:40:12.264-04:00Daughter: Gramma when were you born?<br>Gramma: 1942<br>Daughter: Isn&#39;t that when Columbus sailed the ocean blue?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-3927707517019488622?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WIcWbxxJ9B1KCqe9rCXw40CVr-s/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WIcWbxxJ9B1KCqe9rCXw40CVr-s/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WIcWbxxJ9B1KCqe9rCXw40CVr-s/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WIcWbxxJ9B1KCqe9rCXw40CVr-s/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/PqKWTVqjFEs" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2010/10/youll-go-down-in-history.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-30921872980020134452010-09-30T20:15:00.000-04:002010-10-01T11:28:50.263-04:002010-10-01T11:28:50.263-04:00Son: I&#39;m closing the bathroom door so no stinks get into our rooms!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-3092187298002013445?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_g4X2iiG5CwqQLoUyusFR1P22dw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_g4X2iiG5CwqQLoUyusFR1P22dw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_g4X2iiG5CwqQLoUyusFR1P22dw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_g4X2iiG5CwqQLoUyusFR1P22dw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/wMmi3bLSJ10" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2010/09/who-let-stinks-out.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-61796336088342948242010-09-30T19:17:00.001-04:002010-10-01T11:29:04.802-04:002010-10-01T11:29:04.802-04:00(at a pizza place)<br>Son: Daddy don&#39;t cut the cheese!<br>Mom: Your son is wise beyond his years!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-6179633608834294824?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QIwaTvfzqLEGsmqlpsisEjS0V-c/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QIwaTvfzqLEGsmqlpsisEjS0V-c/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QIwaTvfzqLEGsmqlpsisEjS0V-c/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QIwaTvfzqLEGsmqlpsisEjS0V-c/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ParentMadnesspmad/~4/09YRaKjh0qA" height="1" width="1"/>Dnoreply@blogger.com0http://parentmadness.blogspot.com/2010/09/cut-it-out.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2684958361560301639.post-90595759328710611902010-09-30T14:29:00.000-04:002010-09-30T14:29:11.235-04:002010-09-30T14:29:11.235-04:00Daughter: Mommy if our dog's brains fall out will he turn bad?<br /> Mom: No honey, and his brains can't just fall out.<br /> Daughter: What if we shaved off all of his fur?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2684958361560301639-9059575932871061190?l=parentmadness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a 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