Parking Idiots in Singapore

541. SJG 9817 X

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 03:36:00 +0000

Contributed by ET:

This is another WTF! kind of parking. This idiot had the cheek to drive up a kerb and park next to a fire hydrant. From the looks of the damage to his undercarriage, it seems that he is no stranger to idiotic parking. I wonder how many other pieces of public property he has damaged with his "off-road" parking? The authorities should consider sending him a summons for blocking the fire hydrant.

Taken at Toa Payoh, beside Fire Hydrant No. 10132, on 3 Feb 2011.

540. JJR 1249

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 03:24:00 +0000

Contributed by ET:

This Johorian Perodua Myvi has the dubious honor of being the 1st Parking Idiot of the Lunar New Year. In the year of the Rabbit this idiot's car, which also resembles a tiny rabbit, is taking up the space for 2 larger vehicles. Either Malaysians also fail at parking, and come and give themselves a bad name in Singapore, or this Parking Idiot is color blind and is not able to differentiate the colors of the tiles demarcating the parking lot.

Taken at Sin Ming on 3 Feb 2011.

539. EY 8383 B

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 03:04:00 +0000

Contributed by UK:

Holland Village. The hotspot for Parking Idiots. Here's a Merc with a nice number plate - now infamous for joining the gang of Holland Village Idiots. Wonder what's his excuse for parking like this? "Er, sorry - was rushing to queue up for bak kwa so forgot how to park correctly." Looks like he forgot to place parking coupons as well - so that should mean $30 x 2 for parking without coupons on 2 lots - should be cheap compared to the cost of bak kwa this Lunar New Year!

Taken at Holland Village on 31 Jan 2011.

538. SGA 1959 P

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 02:51:00 +0000

Contributed by zac:

Is it so hard to read the signs on the ground "MOTORCYCLES ONLY"? I mean, the words are very clearly written - in 200point, ALL CAPS, Bold, Arial font. Do these idiots need the words to be fluorescent as well? Or maybe in blinking LED lights? Or are these Parking Idiots just simply illiterate?

Hello, Idiot Toyota Vios driver - these are biker parking lots - when you park like this, where do you expect the bikers to park? On top of your car?

Taken at Bedok Central on 25 Jan 2011 at 9pm.

537. SFM 7294 H

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 02:34:00 +0000

Contributed by slackersg:

This one had me ROTFL! Seriously, how did this idiot actually pass the driving test? I am beginning to think that there is something fishy going on in these driving test centres, about how they issue parking idiots like this a driving licence.

Look at how perfectly aligned the centre of the car is to the yellow parking lot line! This one deserves the Parking Idiot of the Month award - someone get me his address, I'll send him a postcard!

Taken at United Square carpark at Novena on 24 Jan 2011.

536. SGQ 7805 B & SGY 3277 J

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 02:07:00 +0000

Contributed by zac:

Here's an innovative pair of idiots. One of the idiots starts by parking vertically in a parallel parking lot, and the other idiot joins him by parking vertically beside. What both these parking idiots fail to realise is that their actions cause to obstruct other vehicles from driving safely within the carpark. If, in the first place, there was sufficient space to draw 2 vertical carpark lots, the carpark planners would have done so already. Well, we get all sorts of parking idiots in this country - and these Corolla and Stream drivers prove it.

Taken at Jurong Point Shopping Mall car park on 23 Jan 2011 at 12:45pm.

535. SGV 9708 J

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 06:15:00 +0000

Contributed by BMan:

What a selfish and inconsiderate driver. Any normal driver would have re-adjusted his car after noticing he was parked out of the lot like this, but not this idiot. He thinks his Aveo can be parked on two lots without consideration to others. The SUV driver next to him was being too nice, I would have parked my truck so close to the Aveo's that the idiot driver would have had to crawl in from the passenger side to get to his seat.

Taken at Blk 395A Bukit Batok West Ave 5 MSCP on 22 Jan 2011 at 9:25pm.

534. SFV 2276 X

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 05:29:00 +0000

Contributed by YY33:

This is hilarious! HDB has kindly painted nice boxes demarcating each individual lot, yet this idiot in a Matrix is unable to get it right. What else can we do to help these parking idiots to park properly - put up poles and blinking lights? Maybe the idiot should just get out and push the car into the lot to park it correctly.

Taken at Blk 632 Pasir Ris on 22 Jan 2011 at 3pm.

533. SGF 5231 C

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 05:06:00 +0000

Contributed by RM:

What makes a driver a parking idiot? Not just an inability to park correctly - but also an inate selfish core in his or her brain. An able bodied driver should always have a thought about those who are less able. Thus, when a normal driver parks in a handicap zone and deprives someone else who more needy from parking there, it demonstrates a driver infected with Parking Idiot disease. It's a rot that starts in the brain and infects the rest of the body like a cancer. No known cures except hefty fines from the authorities. Pain starts from burning the pocket and cures the cancer.

Taken at Blk 684/685 Race Course Road Car Park on 20 Jan 2011.

532. SGU 6888 Y

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 01:24:00 +0000

Contributed by khim:

A Camry is not really a huge car. It's slightly larger than a Corolla, so any normal driver should be able to park it correctly. Only a Parking Idiot could park a car like this. Seriously - does this fella need guide poles or a valet to park his car? Perhaps he really should change to a Corolla - or even a Picanto - if he is unable to park a car like a Camry.

Taken at Waterloo St. MSCP on 18 Jan.

531. YM 6219 H

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 11:39:00 +0000

Contributed by khim:

Looks like truckers want to be on the web as Parking Idiots as well. This is the second truck of the new year. This one is really a downright moron - as he could have parked so much more onto his right without causing any inconvenience to anyone. But, noooo... he had to prove his idiocy by parking too much to his left and onto the next lot. 1st class parking idiot - probably can't distinguish his left hand from his right.

Taken at Greenridge Shopping Centre on 14 Jan.

530. SJF 8285 S

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 23:55:00 +0000

Contributed by Jas:

Aren't "P-Plate" drivers supposed to be already qualified at circuit skills like parking correctly before they are issued their licence? Well, obviously this idiot is one of those who must have cheated at the exam. How in the world could anyone consider this as proper parking? I suggest the Traffic Police might want to revoke this idiot's driving licence. Looks like he or she will be a major menace on the roads.

Taken at Bukit Panjang Plaza.

529. SBJ 308 L

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 00:52:00 +0000

Contributed by zac:

See what I mean about idiot BMW drivers? This one must be Mr Magoo - too blind to see if he's at all in a parking lot. BMW driver with inferiority complex - parking on motorcycle lots. Please go for counselling - you need the therapy, dude!

Taken on 13 Jan 2011.

528. GN 4007 Z

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 00:41:00 +0000

Contributed by Angry Resident:

Here is a prime example of inconsiderate parking. The is clearly a place for motorcycles to park, yet this idiot truck driver thinks he can just park anywhere he likes. This is a case of simply being too lazy to find a proper lot, but just taking the easy way out by parking illegally and inconsiderately for his own convenience. Only way for these idiots to learn a lesson is to get the vehicle clamped.

Taken at Blk 684/685 Race Course Road Car Park on 13 Jan 2011.

527. SJA 6589 E

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 00:10:00 +0000

Contributed by PP:

This BMW driver must very unskilled. Only a 5-series, but this idiot is unable to get this medium sized sedan parked properly - even when driving head in, when it is so easy to park into the centre of the lot. BMW drivers are surely making a mark for themselves as parking idiots - as so many of the cars displayed on this blog are Bimmers. Is that true? Are a majority of Bimmer drivers parking idiots? Discuss.

Taken at TechPoint (10 AMK ST 65) on 6 Jan 2011.

526. SJQ 8182 Y

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 23:53:00 +0000

Contributed by zac:

Another village idiot ... Holland Village Idiot. Has a problem in seeing in straight lines. A perfectly painted bright yellow parking lot seems to be invisible in this moron's rear view and side mirrors. Idiots like these probably commit other infractions on the road, like failing to check blind spot when turning or changing lanes, a real menace to other road users.

Taken at Holland Village on 7 Jan 2011 at 12.30pm.

525. SGN 6049 P

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 23:41:00 +0000

Contributed by zac:

Holland Village seems to have an unfortunate number of parking idiots. Is it just possible that these morons actually think they are in Europe where there's an abundance of space, and they can just park anywhere, anyhow? I think it's more likely these idiots are just a bunch of inconsiderate, lazy bums who are just plain selfish. The driver of this Honda Odyssey should undertake an odyssey to learn road courtesy.

Taken at Holland Village on 6 Jan 2011 at 1pm.

524. SJZ 4661 K

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 23:31:00 +0000

Contributed by zac:

Looks like the new year is bringing about a slew of Parking Idiots. Higher prices COEs have not dampened the idiocy of parking inconsiderately, as evidenced by this moron who is unable to differentiate where a car park lot begins and where it ends. New car, new year, new idiot!

Taken at HDB Hub on 5 Jan 2011 at 1pm.

523. SGQ 5655 E

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 05:50:00 +0000

Contributed by Fiona:

1st Parking Idiot for the New Year... Welcome to ParkingIdiots.blogspot.com!! This idiot colt driver must have had too much booze during the New Year party and parked his car on motorcycle lots. Dude, I know a Mit Colt is small, but it's not so small to fit onto a motorcycle lot! Get your eyes checked, fella!

522. SJX 9198 J

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 04:02:00 +0000

Contributed by Khim:

Another WTF! parking - seems like a lot of big cars are getting caught at parking idiotically recently. Are these rich towkays all parking idiots? Maybe they should hire chauffers, instead, if they do not know how to drive and park by themselves.

Taken at IMM on 30 Dec 2010 at 10:30am.

521. SJT 7459 R

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 03:49:00 +0000

Contributed by zac:

Some may argue this is on the line and excusable. I would say - No! This is a clear example of idiotic parking! Why does he need to park like this? Is it so difficult to park within the lot? There is so much space on the other side. Or, is the Audi A5's side mirrors and reverse gear designed so badly that drivers fail at parking? I think Audi would vehemently deny that. Which leaves only the conclusion that the driver is a genuine Parking Idiot.

Taken at City Square Mall on 29 Dec 2010 at 11:40am.

520. SJN 8818 M

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 03:24:00 +0000

Contributed by SG:

Look out for unskilled driver in a big car - this idiot thinks driving a Jaguar is an excuse to park inconsiderately. Maybe he should drive a toy car and practise proper parking before graduating to a real car.

Taken at Liang Court on 27 Dec 2010 at 7pm.

519. SJR 5646 R & SJS 1999 T

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 03:04:00 +0000

Contributed by Khim:

Dumb and Dumber parking together. Idiotic parking must be infectious, as the above VW and Kia drivers must have shared some dumb ideas with each other. Christmas eve, supposed to be a day of giving - but these selfish drivers take 3 lots to split between the two of them, depriving another driver of a parking space in such a congested carpark as Queensway SC.

Taken at Queensway Shopping Centre on 24 Dec 2010.

518. SCG 522 M

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Wed, 29 Dec 2010 09:43:00 +0000

Contributed by Sue:

Everyone who drives in Singapore must be aware of how difficult it is to get a parking lot at Holland V, especially on festive occasions, weekends or any darn evening! So when someone parks like this - one word springs to mind: RETARD! Only a braindead loser would be so selfish to park like this, especially at a crowded carpark on Christmas day. What an idiot!

Taken at Holland Village MSCP on 25 Dec 2010 at 1.15pm.

517. GW 7363 C

noreply@blogger.com (Parking Idiot) — Sun, 26 Dec 2010 02:50:00 +0000

Contributed by irritated passenger:

Not only a Parking Idiot, this van driver is also a Road Bully. This moron parked his van onto the edge of the parking lot as seen in the photo. And when the passenger of the red car had to squeeze to get out of the tiny space available, had inadvertently touched the van. The Road Bully driver had the audacity to get out and berate the red car occupants. (I'd have decked the fella one on his nose for his brainless action.)

Unfortunately for the idiot, the red car occupants had ignored his rants and chosen the smarter way of getting back by posting the story on this blog. So now, Mr. Road Bully Parking Idiot Van driver of GW7363C, welcome to the Hotel Internet - you can check out any time you want, but your infamy will never leave!

Taken at Shunfu Estate on 25 Dec 2010, 2:50pm.