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Wacky Wednesday update!

2010-10-20T13:22:00.000-05:00

Please note: I am not affiliated in any way with Mixpod.com it is just here for YOUR entertainment, and mine. Mixpod does not endorse my blog content in any way, It is just for fun. Hey, It's FREE!!

Dear God,
Hitler was right!
Hung like a horse!
Now in two ply.
Rated E for everyone.
YouTube/MySpace
Find Jesus Now!

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Shyla Jennings: Video of the Day!

2010-10-05T08:22:00.000-05:00

While Shyla jennings has been posted here in the past i thought i would try the video of the day thing here. Now if you have any problems playing the video please let me know, It seems to work well for me but that can change too.

Dirty Comics!!

2010-10-05T07:34:00.000-05:00

Women drugging men

Lucky young men

Fun fantasy comics

Great beach sex

Cheating sluts

Big breasts in comic porn

Busty short haired girl

Comic book girl likes cock

Blondes like cock

Horny uniform girls

Older babe sex

Hot young chicks

Questions That Haunt Me!

2010-10-01T06:55:00.000-05:00

Can you cry under water?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Why does the phone only ring when you're taking a shit?

Private Porn Videos!

2010-09-29T16:03:00.000-05:00

Sauna Fuck

Ass Fucking Lovers

Two Girls Fuck

Lusty Ass Taker

Fucking In The Bath

Amateur Records Of Orgy

The magic of threesomes

Amazing amateur videos

Picked up and fucked

Sluts love cock

Hot couples in amateur videos

Lucky with women

Double the threesome fun

Double the pleasure

Lesbian and hardcore love

Misty Gates and Rachel Sexton!

2010-09-28T16:20:00.000-05:00

In the girls loker room

Skinny Dipping Girls Rachel Sexton Misty Gates

sexy longboarder

Misty Gates feet will eat you alive

Baby Oil Zipset

lets get physical

Random gallery!

Thai Massage Zipset

Daisy Dukes

Domestic Bondage

Forced Orgasm Zipset

Down Home Country Girl

tearing her clothes off

Random gallery!

FEMJOY Special!!

2010-09-17T17:03:00.000-05:00

This is a great deal here! I never get enough of my membership.

Ariel Rebel Unplugged! (What?!)

2010-09-08T15:22:00.000-05:00

After visiting arielrebelunplugged.com i could not pass up the chance to support her site here.

Errotica Archives.

2010-08-30T17:58:00.000-05:00

This is by far (So far) The biggest update i did. All photo sets are done by Erro, I would love to have that person's job but i will settle for this one. Errotica Archives, A sister site of Met-Art has yet again some of the best nude photography i have seen. Erro does some fantastic work as you can see, Although these are a bit old and have been repeated on other sites i think i put together a really fine gallery. If not, Oh well!

New from Nubiles.net!

2010-08-25T10:29:00.000-05:00

                                                         Think about it:
Why do we park in drive ways and drive on park ways??!
                        Likewise, why do we put Garments in a suit case and put suits in a
                        garment bag? Just sayin.
                       You don't see the cats all day UNTIL you open a can of tuna.
                       How do you spell out the sound of the letter " H "?
                        If true love comes along once in a life time, Does that mean all my
                        Ex's were just for practice?


*Aj Estrada*

*Aspen*

*Liolya*

Some text links this time!

2010-08-24T17:09:00.001-05:00

This is only because i had nothing better to do but it took me all day to do it.

Pantyhose Lesbi Girls
He Licking Her Pantyhose Legs
Pantyhose And Stockings Fuck
Superordinary Pantyhose Sex
Pantyhose Leggy Ladies
Pantyhose Prankishes
Stocking And Pantyhose Sex Lovers
Pantyhose On The Bed
Wearing Pantyhose
Pantyhose Fantasy
Pantyhose On The Bed
Playing With Pantyhose
Pantyhose Girls At Home
Nylon Lesbi Ladies
Pantyhosed Babes
Awesome Pantyhose Action
Horny Hose Lesbians
Stockings Hardcore Action
Pantyhose Horny Babes
Pantyhose Sweeties
Two Lesbians In Pantyhose
She Showing Her Treasures
Nude Girl In Pantyhose
Girl In Lingerie And Pantyhose
Hole In Her Pantyhose
Lovers In Nylon Pantyhose
Pantyhose Just After Taking Shower
Nyloned Genitors
Truly A Wild Pantyhose Girl
Pussy Is Glistening Wet

Naked Girls smoking weed. The book!

2010-08-19T17:32:00.000-05:00

Please remember that Passionateplaymates updates Does NOT support or oppose smoking of any kind nor do we support or oppose the use or any drug. If you find something on the internet and choose to see it as FACT, That is your choice. I do support "Freedom of speech" So with that, here are some

"FACTS" for you to read!

None of this i wrote myself. I just get a kick out of posting "Text Links", But get the Book! I got mine and it was money well spent! I think i said this on here before but: "Cum for the bud's, Stay for the boob's!" I like boob's, Boob's are good! Just don't BE one!

2010-08-18T15:55:00.000-05:00

Here is another "Must see" video from FEMJOY! I have seen the full video and you should too. Ariel Is really hot in this one!

MC Nudes New 3D Galleries!

2010-08-12T13:49:00.000-05:00

MC-NUDES

Just added 2 new galleries here, I did not get the link so that you could get some 3D glasses. I will not name the site that disallowed me that link, But i will say this: "Censorship hurts EVERYONE!"

Carlotta Champagne. New site!

2010-08-11T15:07:00.001-05:00

Yes! I love it when i find a fresh new look on the web! Carlotta Champagne is very "Intoxicating"(Pun intended!) Very natural looking with that "Girl next door" Charm. I love the "Wonder Women" set. FINALLY, A fantasy fulfilled!

What's so funny?

2010-08-09T18:27:00.004-05:00

I will be updating this one as i create more text links today

Natural Red Head! just for you!

Please tell me you have a giraffe!

Never wear this in a bar!

The last time i gave a shit!

I don't have any GRANDKIDS!

Placed on Suicide Watch!

What i don't give a shit about:

I told her it was PMS! She told me:

How was your day?

Everytime you see a rainbow...

Love is a funny thing!

MPL Studios

2010-08-08T15:13:00.000-05:00

New Galleries.

2010-08-06T16:48:00.000-05:00

Can't get enough galleries? WHO CAN!? More on the way i'm just being lazy today.

Euro Hot Babes!

2010-08-06T16:39:00.000-05:00

I know i have been slow on updating but for today i have "Euro Hot Babes" for you. Do keep coming back, I will have some cool videos going up soon and more galleries! Well i'm off to go do pretty much nothing.

Found this, Thought it was cool!

2010-08-04T21:18:00.000-05:00

TRUTHS FOR MATURE ADULTS

- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.
- I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
- There is great need for a sarcasm font.
- How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
- Was learning cursive really necessary?
- Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighbourhood.
- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
- I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
- Bad decisions make good stories.
- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
- Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection... again.
- I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.
- I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
- I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
- I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
- I disagree with Kay Jewellers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
- I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
- Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realise I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
- I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
- The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
- Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
- Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber and dumber every year?
- There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
- As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.
- Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
- Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

Malloy Martin, World of warcraft Warrior turned Nude!

2010-08-03T19:59:00.000-05:00

WoW! How cool is that! I am also on WoW! But not today as we were down most of the day here so this is why the short BUT Sexy post.

More FEMJOY! Dark haired beauties!

2010-08-02T15:31:00.001-05:00

Back with more from my favorite site! FEMJOY Pure Nudes. Now this is funny, I got an email this weekend from an unhappy surfer saying "GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR THIS!" I did not, and will not reply to that email. I am all for "Freedom of speech." For those of you with nothing better to do than to put down nudity, Why the hell are you out LOOKING for it? They quot the "Bible" at me and are not reading it themselves! LOL...Anyway enjoy these lovely beauties i put together for you. :)

Callista Model (Another day, another Blond!)

2010-07-31T17:03:00.003-05:00

Okay so i do have a thing for hot Blondes! So, below is Callista Model! A very sexy hot young women who i did not know existed until a few days ago. (How in hell could i miss this "Gem" of a girl??!!) New galleries and some flash video this time and a banner i just can't stop looking at! What are you waiting for? ( I think i read that somewhere.)

Nudists Family Photo Archives.

2010-07-30T17:14:00.001-05:00

A small collection of Nudist past and present. This is something i read on a forum somewhere so i will quot it here:
"If it's so dirty to get nude, why do we get nude to get clean?"

I think we all get the point.

Sandy Summers. Brazilian Boombshell!

2010-07-29T17:17:00.001-05:00

Anything i say here will be pointless. Just too sexy for words! ENJOY!