Pathan And Sardar Jokes

Why is Facebook like Jail?

2016-10-02T06:51:00.003-07:00

Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"

Deactivated Facebook account

2016-10-02T06:50:00.001-07:00

Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

Nobody

2016-10-02T06:48:00.002-07:00

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

Hum Inko Dekh Lega.

2016-03-31T09:05:00.003-07:00

Ek Baray Miyan ki Toyota Corrola ek Prado se takra gai.

Jis main 4 Pathan Bhai sawar thay.

Charon Pathan bhai ghussay main Prado se bahar nikal kar baray miyan par chillany lagy.

Aur abhi unko marnay he lagy thy k baray miyan ne masoom soorat bana kar bola.

Aap 4 jawan log aur main akela kamzor sa boorha insaan...

Ye to sarasar na insaafi ho jaegi...

Bara Pathan bhai Akram Khan Bola: Gul Khan aur Ghaffar Khan tum dono uncle ki tarah se larro.

Barray Miyan: Phir hum 3 log aur aap 2 ye bhi na insaafi hai.

Ye sun kar chotha bhai Kareem Khan aagy barhta hai aur barray miyan k kandhay par hath rakh kar unse bolta hai.

Uncle aap fikar na karo.

Apny ghar jao sukoon se.

Hum Inko Dekh Lega.

Dimagh

2016-03-31T09:04:00.003-07:00

Sardar: O Yaar, Meri Teacher Bolti hai,

Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.

Pathan: Wo Jhoot Bolta Hai,

Agar Aisa Hota to Bhains ka Apna Bacha

Doctor Ya Engineer Hota.

Baaja

2016-03-31T09:03:00.001-07:00

Pathan Ka Bacha: Abbu Hum Ko "BAAJA" Dilao

Pathan: Nahi Tum Sab ko Tang Karega.

Bacha: Nahi Abbu, Khuda Ka Qasam,

Jab Sab So Jaye Ga,

Hum Tab Bajaye Ga.:-)

Pathan: Chalo Phir Theek Hai.

GHAR

2016-03-31T09:01:00.003-07:00

Ek Punjabi Ny Pishawar Me Klashankof ka Soda Kiya..

Pathan: Yahin Per Leni Hai to 40,000

Aur Agar

Ghar Pohachwani hai to

10,000,0

Punjabi: Theek Hai,

Ye Lo Ek Lakh aur Lahore Pohncha Do.

Pathan: Theek Hai,

Ghar Pohanch Ker Phone Kerna.

Punjabi Lahore Pohanch Ker: Haan Khan Sahab,

Me Ghar Pohanch Gaya Hun.

Pathan: Theek Hai,

Klashankof Tumhari Gaari K Nichy Bandha Hua Hai.

Job

2016-03-31T08:59:00.002-07:00

1 Pathan Police Station k Bahar se Guzra Aur

Poster per Perha:

"Wanted For Rape & Murder"

Pathan Ny Ander Ja Ker Kaha:

I Want To Apply For this Job".

Kanjoos

2016-03-31T08:58:00.002-07:00

Pathan Kanjoos Sardar se:

"Kiya Ho Gaya?

Itny Laal Peely Q Ho Rahy Ho"?

Sardar:

Pappu ny Aaj Naya Joota Pehna Tha,

Me ny Us se Kaha k Ek k Bajaye

2 Seerhi Charh ker ooper Jana,

Ta K Jooty Ka Tala Kam Ghisay,

Magar Wo Kambakhat 2 k Bajaye

3 Seerhiyan Charhny Laga,

Result Ye Huwa K,

Patloon Phat Gai.

Bowler

2016-03-31T08:56:00.003-07:00

During The Match,

Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,

Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,

Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

Fav Song

2016-03-31T08:56:00.001-07:00

Once a Pathan was Asked:

"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"

Khan Sahab Replied:

"Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."

Message Sending Failed

2016-03-31T08:54:00.002-07:00

Pathan: Yara, Sir ka sms aya hai k Aaj Extra Class hoga,

kiya karun?

Sardar: "O Yaar, Message Sending Failed" likh ke bhej de Yaar.

BIWI

2016-03-31T08:53:00.001-07:00

Pathan: Abhi Tak Tum se Machhar nahi maray?

Hamara Kaan me Gunguna rahy hn.

Noker: Sahab, Me ny Machhar Maar diye hen,

Ye to Unki Biviyan hen jo

Bewa Ho ker Ro Rahi Hen..

Tablet

2016-03-31T08:51:00.000-07:00

Pathan Darakht pe Ulta Latka Hua Tha.

Wife: Tum Darakht per Q Latka Hai?

Pathan: Sir Dard ki Goli Khaai Hai,

Kahin Pait me na Chali Jaye.

Star

2016-03-31T08:50:00.000-07:00

Ek Pathan Job k Liye Form Fill ker Raha Tha.

Form me Ek Option Tha k Aap Ka Star Kiya Hai?

Pathan Ki Samajh me Nahi aya,

Us ny Kisi Aur k Form me Dekha,

Us ny Apny Star k Option me Cancer Likh Tha,

Pathan ny Kuch Socha,

Aur Phir Us Option ki Jaga per,

BAWASEER Likh Diya..

Farq

2016-03-31T08:49:00.000-07:00

Pathan Sardar se:

Yara, Ghari(Clock) Aur Bivi me Kiya Farq Hai??

Sardar: Ek Bigarti Hai to

"Band" Ho Jati hai,

Aur

Dusri Bigarti Hai to

"Shuroo" Ho Jati Hai..

Sharam

2016-03-31T08:48:00.001-07:00

Ek Pathan Gaaun se Ek Beemar Murghi Bechny k liye Bazar Gaya.

Ek Admi ny Pathan se Kaha: Is Murghi Ka Sar Q Nichy Hai?

Beemar to ahi Hai??

Pathan: Nahi,

Ye Gaaun Ka Murghi Hai,

Bazar Me Sharma raha hai.

911

2016-03-31T08:46:00.001-07:00

Why can't Pathan dial 911?

They can not find the eleven on the phone

Recipe

2016-03-31T08:45:00.001-07:00

Why can't Pathans make ice cubes?

They always forget the recipe.

Ring

2016-03-31T08:44:00.001-07:00

On a Romantic day Pathan's Girlfriend asks him:

"Darling, On our Engagement day will you give me a Ring?

Pathan: Ya Sure,

from Landline or Mobile..

Larki

2016-03-31T08:43:00.001-07:00

Pathan Samosy Bech raha Tha.

Admi: Aap k Samosay me se

Larki Ka Baal Nikla Hai.

Pathan: Oye Khocha,

Tum Kiya Chahta Hai

10 Rupy me Puri larki Nikal Aaye.

Awaz

2016-03-31T08:42:00.002-07:00

Pathan:

Person Meri Bivi Kunwe Me Gir Gai,

Bohat Chot Lagi Bechari Ko,

Bohat Cheekh Rahi Thi.

Dost:

Ab Kesi Hai??

Pathan:

Ab Theek Hai

Kal Se Kunwe Me Se

Awaz Nahi Aa Rahi.

Download

2016-03-31T08:37:00.002-07:00

Pathan: Hamara Parosi ka Bacha Gum ho gaya.

Sardar: Fer Tu ki kita?

Pathan: Hum Usko Bola,

Google pe Search karlo,

Mil jaye to Download ker Lena..

Monday

2016-03-31T08:14:00.002-07:00

Why do Pathans work seven days a week?

So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

Thought

2016-03-31T08:13:00.002-07:00

What is the Pathan doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.