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The New Military

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The Hiding Cops

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Redneck Motorcycle

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Golfing Alligator

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A Couple in Bed

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Adult Dog Store

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Beware of PMS!

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April Fool!

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Moo Shoe Pork

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A Heartwarming Story

noreply@blogger.com (Amber Fite) — Tue, 13 May 2008 23:42:00 +0000

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed his stupid ass against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

Baking Potatoes

noreply@blogger.com (Amber Fite) — Tue, 13 May 2008 12:22:00 +0000

The Minister's Teeth

noreply@blogger.com (Amber Fite) — Mon, 12 May 2008 23:33:00 +0000

The minister had just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.

The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.

When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way:

The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.

The second Sunday, my new dentures were still hurting me a lot.

The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures...and I couldn't shut up.'

Redneck Cooler

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Don't Fall!

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Where would you be??

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Never Lose Your Data Again!

noreply@blogger.com (Amber Fite) — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:56:00 +0000

If you have ever had a hard drive fail, you know the pain of losing everything. In today's times we are keeping more and more on our hard drive, all the family photos, tax returns, and important work and we just can't afford to have it all disappear. Protect yourself with:

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Redneck Flat Screen TV

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Zombie Emergency Procedure

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Unconventional Love

noreply@blogger.com (Amber Fite) — Wed, 07 May 2008 01:18:00 +0000

Did You Know

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Redneck Beauty Contest

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'Jobe' - A Chronomotion Short

noreply@blogger.com (Amber Fite) — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:03:00 +0000

If You lay with Pigs, You smell like pigs

noreply@blogger.com (Amber Fite) — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:18:00 +0000

Rednecks With Money

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Naked Chicken

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