Payazaro's Blog

Grandma’s House On Fire

Payazaro — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 05:56:50 +0000

Hello my peeps, it’s been a while. I’ve been meaning to check-in and write more but lately I’ve been a little social butterfly. Even when I’m home, I don’t get around to writing because I’m too busy relaxing on my hammock and enjoying being alive. If I get too pensive, my mind tends to steer [...]

Gone Off The Deep End

Payazaro — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 22:36:23 +0000

I will admit it, I have gone off the deep end. Though I mean this figuratively, I can’t help but imagine myself standing at the edge of a diving board at an Olympic sized pool. Before I could even finish mentally preparing to dive in head first, I was already swimming half-way down to touch [...]

You’re Lesbian, So What?

Payazaro — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 01:58:35 +0000

I once heard that the harder we try to conceal something from people, the more obvious it becomes. I generally agree with that statement and to see it in myself and in other people is actually quite comical. We become extremely self-conscious of that “thing” and it slowly turns into an obsession that can consume [...]

Toilet Etiquette

Payazaro — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 23:24:45 +0000

From a very young age, I can remember my mom teaching me that I must always place toilet paper on the toilet seat before taking care of business. It is a golden rule that I take seriously even at my own house. I don’t care if it is a brand-new and straight out of the [...]

Bus Seat Shenanigans

Payazaro — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 15:32:13 +0000

If you show up on time you will have more to lose than if you show up late like everyone else. The early bird does not get the worm, it gets the shaft. The stereotype about Mexicans (in Mexico) showing up late is true and I don’t mean that in a negative way. It is [...]

Fight Outside My House

Payazaro — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 21:36:41 +0000

I like how people get in fights in front of my house like it’s nothing [insert sarcasm stare]. Can’t you see I’m chillin’ and watching a movie?! But no, now I feel the strong desire to be a chismoso like everybody else. I can’t even peek my head out the window because society urged us [...]

The Power of Pointing the Finger

Payazaro — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 19:03:52 +0000

If you don’t think body language is important, consider yourself a fool. What comes out of your mouth may be dismissed and your intentions will not matter, but your demonic gaze and dragon nostrils will be felt. Last night during a city league basketball game, a dude from the opposing team was challenging a call that [...]

Mosquito Chronicles: Blood Sucking Dinosaur

Payazaro — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 15:43:23 +0000

I thought dinosaurs were extinct. Apparently they’re alive and they’re thirsty for human blood. One snuck into my house and its chupacabra eyes glared at me before its obese frame plummeted onto my desk. I never thought I would see this but I actually saw a mosquito walk. It was so engorged with human blood [...]

Manly Hands

Payazaro — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 17:01:00 +0000

If you’re a girl and you have manly hands, there is no need to panic. You probably have the manly feet to go along with those hands and that’s OK. You can keep your feet unexposed with cute girly shoes even during a hellish summer, but you will look pretty ridiculous walking around with sweaty [...]

In Mexico The Businesses Come To You

Payazaro — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 16:35:02 +0000

It’s been a while since I’ve been at home in the morning more than two days in a row. This Mexico Independence 3-day holiday weekend was very refreshing and very much needed. Even though I did sleep in, I was still up relatively early. The sun was barely rising, the birds were chirping, butterflies were [...]