tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56748752024-09-14T09:48:52.954-04:00An equal opportunity hater!Chesterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09730409094879129921noreply@blogger.comBlogger122125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674875.post-68314419144131270042011-04-22T23:27:00.002-04:002011-04-22T23:36:48.487-04:00

better late than neverI stumbled on this as I was about to go to bed. I forget sometimes that before myspace and facebook, the only way people communicated was through blogs and live journals...ugh. Oh and AIM. Does anyone actually still use the AIM program? With the dumb sound effects that would alert you or your stalker that someone has arrived or is leaving. I mean really we spent more

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if you're going to san franciscoDon't. Really...you're not missing anything. It's weird out here. I had to come out for a business trip. Yes, I've only been here one day. And yes, I came here with an impression that was mainly influenced by South Park and Escape from Alcatraz. But there just isn't something right.I do have to admit, the scenery is wonderful.. Rolling hills, the bay, and

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i concurI received this e-mail from Pat today, a purveyor of fine commentary and opinion.Last night I was watching Mythbusters and Kari was getting so annoying that I vowed that I would dedicate part of my day to see if she has any credibility and what she actually has to offer to the show besides being irritating and basically repeats everything that the team saysabout the experiments to sound

Chesterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09730409094879129921noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674875.post-11198170941558392952007-03-10T10:00:00.000-05:002007-03-10T11:12:05.515-05:00

i'm addicted to vanilla these daysI'm not much of a coffee drinker. In fact I never drank coffee. I had the occasional after dinner espresso with my family if we ever went out to eat, or were at a holiday, but as for that got to have morning cup...it never did anything for me. I avoided it so I wouldn't become dependent on it as the only way to wake up in the morning. But when your fiancee

Chesterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09730409094879129921noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674875.post-37743675428076158272007-02-23T12:33:00.000-05:002007-02-23T12:35:53.785-05:00

fat lazy assholesQuick Summary: because of the excellent craftsmanship built into the new ferry terminal in Manhattan a water main broke and shut down 2 of the three up escalators, leaving one "groaning under a crush of commuters." Groaning? OK let's do the math on this one.According to Wikipedia, the average number of people riding a Staten Island ferry each day is about 65,000 on 104 boat trips

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it doesn't take muchLike Caesar/Napoleon/Hitler I return, heralded by my great works and groundbreaking views on the world.Not much has changed. The world is still spiraling towards ultimate ruination, MySpace still sucks, and Hollywood is still churning out absolute crap.On the brighter side of things Coke Zero now comes in the cherry variety, the apartment looks more like an apartment, and I

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das treatmentNEW YORK (AP) -- Often when I'm watching "Grey's Anatomy" I feel like I work at Seattle Grace Hospital. (What!? What?!)Seriously. (What!?)Sure, I'm not a surgeon and I never deal with patients, but frequently I feel like the stories on screen eerily reflect my own life in the way that every medical case mirrors a character's personal struggle. (These people aren't surgeons either, in

Chesterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09730409094879129921noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674875.post-1157115914536230752006-09-01T08:52:00.000-04:002006-09-01T13:29:50.860-04:00

like I wrote every note with my own fingerCivilization just keeps getting worse and worse. Here in Philly we get to celebrate our 261st homicide, thanks to a waste of space mayor and the flimsy gun laws. We also get to celebrate the death of a neo-tradition down here.Much to my chagrin, but predictably so, another radio station has bit the dust. Sunny 104.5, home of wholesome good time music from

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boys rhymes with toysI've been waiting to write this one for a while, it's just taken forever for me to actually sit down and do it.Once again the joys of internet spelunking have yielded a find of immense proportions. Something so dark and so black your feel nauseous. Let me give you some background.A long time ago there was a movie called Batman, directed by a Tim Burton. Due to the crappy

Chesterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09730409094879129921noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674875.post-1156265395271189012006-08-22T12:46:00.000-04:002006-08-22T13:11:08.966-04:00

thunderhorse...I've said it once...I'll say it again: The sheer stupidity of Staten Islanders never ceases to amaze me. Could I be referring to the man who allowed his wife to drive off a cliff with his two daughters in the back seat so she could commit suicide? No. Am I talking about those leaders of hate crime who decided to spray a swastika on the Jewish temple...backwards, thus signifying

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some things never do changeI know, I know, where have I been? The blogging gods must be unleashing their fury upon the land of Pazzesco right now. Raining down plagues, bombarding the land with comments and bad html layouts. You know it never ceases to amaze me how poorly those canned websites appear. I thought the days of the AOL homepage were long gone. Now people package it as a

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it's not like I changed my entire life or anything I have determined that I operate best in big sweeping motions. I don't carefully approach something with great thought and planning. I won't lie though, there is some speculation into the how and why, but usually once the thought enters my head, it is an absolute truth. Whether it's extreme weight loss, alcoholism, or even something as simple

Chesterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09730409094879129921noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674875.post-1143749621166195362006-03-30T15:12:00.000-05:002006-03-31T07:57:30.240-05:00

it truly was the sandwich of sandwichesOnce again my lengthy travels around this earth have yielded another discovery. In the great tradition of the Pizziola and the Squagel comes another entry into the unnecessarily wordy fast food menu item dictionary...the "Frescata."After lunch plans at work fell though, following much personal deliberation and consideration, I decided to trek outside to

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more job angeringIt seems like things just keep getting worse. Last week, the head Nazi in charge came to the office for his annual pep talk/spiel/bullshot session. "We did great this year, blah blah blah blah." Well that's fine and all, but how come you still pay us like shit. I'm glad someone actually had the nerve to bring this up. They wanted to know why other companies in the same

Chesterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09730409094879129921noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674875.post-1140791931208697482006-02-24T09:38:00.000-05:002006-03-03T07:46:31.500-05:00

like clue, only dumberLet's follow the signs on my company's latest change in management and see where it leads.My supervisor, having been in the position for 10 months decides if he's ever getting anywhere in this company (which usually means moving to the middle of nowhere) he needs to gain more experience in different roles.Having determined this, he speaks to the director about his wishes

Chesterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09730409094879129921noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674875.post-1140618895910351312006-02-22T09:21:00.000-05:002006-02-22T09:34:55.983-05:00

hating people you've never metStop trying to impress people by waxing poetic in comments. They are called comments, not diatribes. Speak like a normal fucking human being. No one cares about your long winded opinion or deep insights into anything. If a person is truly going to see you for who you are then don't put up a guise; unless you really are just full of yourself, and then you'll just

Chesterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09730409094879129921noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674875.post-1139954017957681162006-02-14T16:51:00.000-05:002006-02-21T10:39:20.336-05:00

idiotic compilation - the futureI think I'm going to start documenting those signs that our world is turning into a depressing place to live. The current intelligence of your average person is dwindling at a monumental rate.For instance, apparently people get paid to make up predictions about the future. Companies hire "futurologists" to determine what things will be like in x amount of years.

Chesterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09730409094879129921noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674875.post-1138582154955961952006-01-29T19:48:00.000-05:002006-02-11T22:50:25.546-05:00

for your own good

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dear worldIt has been more than six months since we've last spoken, and it seems you haven't been listening to a word I've been saying. I continually look around and see all those things that make me angry. In fact it seems the situation has gotten worse.Rosario AlbaA chick looking kind of exotic, does not make them a decent actor. So putting them in fifty movies a year doesn't make any sense.

Chesterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09730409094879129921noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674875.post-1135787218959217182005-12-28T11:06:00.000-05:002006-01-11T23:02:04.866-05:00

overdue nova postI think it is a necessity to update from school. Whether once a year or barely even that, there exists some novelty of sitting in this god awful library typing away as if I procrastinated a term paper. As usual things are mostly the same here. As previously noted, the enormous front desk still exists, taking up most of the entrance way. There are new computers, DELL,

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more animal funAccusatory Judge Giraffe

Chesterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09730409094879129921noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674875.post-1134511201589594052005-12-13T16:53:00.000-05:002005-12-13T17:00:01.620-05:00

today in present historyIt's a slow news day when there are two front page cnn stories concerning underage sex. I'm impartial to the 37 year old woman's excuse: "It's not like they are making it out to be. Actually, I'd told him 'no' several times because I prefer someone older, but he was just so nice and so sweet," she said. ...Hitler's cronies tried the same excuse.Misappropriation of a

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things I hate that make me angry (mostly work related)The fact that I drove into work early even though there was a delayed opening that I didn't know about because the fucktards don't know how to use the emergency number system they so blatenly said they knew how to use.My boss calling me at 7:15 when I'm minutes from work, telling me of the delay; like I have an option to turn around.Everyone

Chesterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09730409094879129921noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674875.post-1134057025072494402005-12-08T10:36:00.000-05:002005-12-08T10:50:25.110-05:00

i should tell you, but not really, but you can figure it out, I've got AIDSIt hurts me to say this: I saw RENT. Like passing a stone, saying that phrase causes more pain and suffering then I have ever felt. Scratch that; SEEING that movie was the worst pain and suffering I've ever felt. Yes it was that bad, and no I'm not exaggerating.Now, doing this is against my nature, posting something

Chesterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09730409094879129921noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674875.post-1132350939832919792005-11-18T16:53:00.000-05:002005-11-18T16:55:39.916-05:00

oh the things they'll doThere are good things and bad things in the world. Of course, from my perspective there are a lot more bad things. This week has been a mix of the two; a series of ups and downs if you will.ANOTHER Harry is released in theatres. And here come the predictable. More Harry = More people swearing to it's god like qualities and story line. I don't think I need to reiterate

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