Peoria Anti Anti Pundit

I am so deeply, deeply offended abut the inaccuracy of weather reports I may have to delete by blog again

2015-02-08T11:45:00.001-08:00

They said it was supposed to be 48 degrees today. I swear it never got past 47. I'M GONNA SUE!

I am deeply, deeply offended

2013-09-22T09:12:00.000-07:00

I wanna have a cookout at my house. But I heard my neighbor three blocks over might have a water pistol. so, I called the cops. Because the Declaration of Independence guarantees my Right to Enjoy My Life Without Fear of being Squirted.

Waitaminute ... I LOST?

2013-09-22T09:07:00.004-07:00

I'm pretty sure my wife voted for me. I may have to delete this blog again.

Has anyone seen my mail truck?

2011-04-22T23:52:00.001-07:00

Someone told me they saw it at the intersection of West McClure and Loucks. But that's umpossible because those two streets never cross. I work for the post office so I should know.

Har Har Har

2011-04-22T23:50:00.001-07:00

http://peoriapunditofpundits.blogspot.com/

OK, so I am coming out of retirement

2011-04-05T22:12:00.000-07:00

I decided it would be wrong to deprive the Peoria City Council of my wisdom. Which consists entirely of telling council members they suck.

Once again, I grow weary and plan to retire

2011-04-05T22:11:00.000-07:00

Now, where's that button to erase all my posts?

I canceled my blog retirement in order to spread this important message ...

2010-06-25T18:17:00.001-07:00

I really hate paying my water bill.

Blogging is hard

2010-06-25T16:55:00.000-07:00

Is this thing on? That's it, I quit.