tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-92064213167648192542024-09-27T04:06:04.011-07:00Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07653696252764390220noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9206421316764819254.post-81540836821833964822012-09-21T09:37:00.000-07:002012-09-21T09:37:13.376-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirHNh1YHNGOu6EQDv2iqnB-By-LPPH-wm9kaDJSlI9kws38VeOeW3lQT1r9prZH8W8XiAvDImbzTQVJNLMbWJsnRzByd6HWbugCP2_IxpBvPAyo4yqw7MM5dAdsXubLlGjQKi6SRUD8SAC/s1600/funniest-clean-jokes-logo2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirHNh1YHNGOu6EQDv2iqnB-By-LPPH-wm9kaDJSlI9kws38VeOeW3lQT1r9prZH8W8XiAvDImbzTQVJNLMbWJsnRzByd6HWbugCP2_IxpBvPAyo4yqw7MM5dAdsXubLlGjQKi6SRUD8SAC/s1600/funniest-clean-jokes-logo2.jpg" /></a></div> <br /></div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07653696252764390220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9206421316764819254.post-50327154513777193152012-09-21T09:33:00.000-07:002012-09-21T09:33:23.808-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Aik dafa aik pathan cycle chala raha tha<br /> raastay main aik dam 1 orat aa gayi aur<br /> pathan ne usay cycle maar di<br /> orat:break nhin maar sktay thay<br /> pathan:pura cycle maar diya break marna ab baaki tha...:D</div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07653696252764390220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9206421316764819254.post-11938560880244228852012-09-20T08:36:00.001-07:002012-09-20T08:36:52.916-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> Dosti ki azeem misaal..<br /> Pathan ney New mobile lia to doston ney kaha mithai khilao..<br /> Pathan bazar gaya mobile bech k mithai ley aaya..<br /> </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07653696252764390220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9206421316764819254.post-32522695560748221132012-09-20T08:30:00.001-07:002012-09-20T08:30:07.703-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> Dr:Tabiat kesi hai ab?<br />Pathan: Pehle se ziada kharab hai.<br /> Dr: dawai khali thi?<br />Pathn :khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.<br /> Dr:I mean dawai le li thi?<br />Pathn :gi aap ne di thi tou mene le li thi.<br /> Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi?<br />P :nahin gi-dawai lal thi.<br /> Dr:Aby gadhe dawai ko pee lia tha?<br />P :nahin gi-peeliya tu mujhe tha.<br /> Dr:ulu k pathay!<br />dawai ko khol k munh mein rakh lia tha?<br />P :nahi aap ne hi ne to kaha tha k fridge main rkhna!<br />Main theek tu ho jaun ga na..<br /> </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07653696252764390220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9206421316764819254.post-4002621997804606792012-09-20T08:28:00.002-07:002012-09-20T08:28:18.530-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> <h2 class="title-1"> <span style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">1 jaga bomb blast k bad 1 aadmi chilla rha tha: “O God mera hath urh gaya”</span><br style="font-size: medium; font-weight: normal;" /><span style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">Pathan: hosla karo mat roo,daiko us aadmi ka Sar urh gaya hai,wo B to chup hai.</span> </h2> </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07653696252764390220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9206421316764819254.post-28595305782681602462012-09-20T08:27:00.002-07:002012-09-20T08:27:30.271-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> <h2 class="title-1"> <div style="font-size: medium; font-weight: normal;"> Doctor:<br />Bachey ko paani<br />dene se pehle ubaal<br />lena chahiye</div> <div style="font-size: medium; font-weight: normal;"> Pathan:<br />woh to theek hey per<br />ubalney se bacha mar to nahi jaye ga ?</div> </h2> </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07653696252764390220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9206421316764819254.post-91502147867641402462012-09-20T08:26:00.002-07:002012-09-20T08:26:53.327-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> 1 PATHAN ko Ufone men Operator ki Job mili<br />Pehle hi Din use Mar k Nikal dia<br />Bcoz<br />1st cal:Sir meri Ufone ki Sim block hogai he<br />PATHAN:To ZONG lelo boht sasti ha. </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07653696252764390220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9206421316764819254.post-14909962356892622042012-09-20T08:25:00.002-07:002012-09-20T08:25:12.701-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> Pathan went 2 an electric company 4 intrview<br /> Boss:Electric motor kaise chalti ha?<br /> Pathan<br />Turrrrrrrrrrrrrr..<br /> Boss:Gussay sy Stop it<br /> Pathan:<br />Turr..tur..thoos!<br /> </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07653696252764390220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9206421316764819254.post-30893328583940896142012-09-20T08:24:00.002-07:002012-09-20T08:24:34.085-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> 1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya<br />Koi kehta mri shalwar<br />meri qemti qameez<br />1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?<br />Pathan:hmara naap ly gya. </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07653696252764390220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9206421316764819254.post-71712786315291722532012-09-20T08:21:00.001-07:002012-09-20T08:21:00.714-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> Pathan Ki Amma Mar Gyi.<br />1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati<br />2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati<br /> Pathan:-<br />Chup Ho Jao Kamino<br />Amma Kya suzuki Kra K Gai Hy…!<br /> </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07653696252764390220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9206421316764819254.post-18763568857276429422012-09-20T08:20:00.001-07:002012-09-20T08:20:06.230-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Pthan Naqli note le kr surf lane shop pe gya.<br />Shopkepr:<br />is me Quaid-e-Azam k sr pe Topi nhi hai.<br />Pthan:<br />wo meli ho gai hai usi k liey to surf leney aya hun. </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07653696252764390220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9206421316764819254.post-64279852163621301642012-09-20T08:18:00.002-07:002012-09-20T08:18:49.977-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> Molvi ne Pathan se puchha<br />Gusal k kitne Farz haiñ?<br />Pathan. 3<br />Molvi.. kon kon se?<br /> ?<br /> Pathan.<br />1.sabon<br />2.shampoo<br />aur<br />3.tolya&gt;;-)<br /> </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07653696252764390220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9206421316764819254.post-37392893130673010482012-09-20T08:18:00.000-07:002012-09-20T08:18:28.938-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Pathan ne apni Qaza Namaz ada krny ki sochi<br />Namaz se pehly unchi awaz me niyat ki<br /> 2 rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar<br />4 November 1996<br />5:20 purana time.<br />ALLAH O AKBAR</div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07653696252764390220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9206421316764819254.post-90375496151783475362012-09-20T08:17:00.002-07:002012-09-20T08:17:08.957-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> 1 pathan samose khol kar ander ka masala kha raha tha.<br /> 1 admi ne pocha pura kiun nahi khate?<br /> pathan bola:baba doctor ne bahir ki cheez khane se mana kia hai.!<br /> </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07653696252764390220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9206421316764819254.post-53288947857358992722012-09-20T08:16:00.001-07:002012-09-20T08:16:06.535-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kiya “i miss u”<br /> .<br /> bohut dair sochny k baad pathan nay jawaab diya:<br />“i student u”<br /> </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07653696252764390220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9206421316764819254.post-22936366375697844822012-09-20T08:13:00.001-07:002012-09-20T08:13:44.440-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> 1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..<br /> Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:<br /> “Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….<br /> </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07653696252764390220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9206421316764819254.post-37423240890657974482012-09-20T08:01:00.000-07:002012-09-20T08:01:06.481-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> 1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta. </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07653696252764390220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9206421316764819254.post-3021559217326613292012-09-20T08:00:00.001-07:002012-09-20T08:00:12.656-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> </div> A phatan joined Army &amp; was given a Gun.<br /> Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?<br /> Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga. X_X<br /> </div> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07653696252764390220noreply@blogger.com0