Perpetual Xmastimetag:typepad.com,2003:weblog-12574502010-01-05T13:38:24-08:00The Blog of Mormon SantaTypePadPerpetualXmastimehttp://feedburner.google.comTop 2010 New Year's Resolutions (running tally)tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341c6e9e53ef012876abb324970c2010-01-05T13:38:24-08:002010-01-05T13:38:24-08:00Make switch from medical marijuana to sacramental marijuana. [5 days and counting] Accept the things I cannot change and stop lubricating my palms with Rogaine. [BROKEN] Win Nobel Prize for personal campaign to ensure sustainable blood supplies among all industrialized...Mormon Santahttp://mormonsanta.typepad.com/blog/2010/01/top-2010-new-years-resolutions-running-tally.htmlYour trigger phrase for today is...tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341c6e9e53ef0120a7a548b1970b2010-01-04T17:21:53-08:002010-01-04T17:21:53-08:00An Apple tablet sounds like something my doctor would proscribe for my acute fear that the Kindle is part of a Jewish revisionist conspiracy.Mormon Santahttp://mormonsanta.typepad.com/blog/2010/01/your-trigger-phrase-for-today-is.htmlMormon Santa's 2010 Psychic Predictionstag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341c6e9e53ef0120a792c604970b2009-12-31T11:47:15-08:002009-12-31T11:49:50-08:00Scientists isolate "polysexual" gene, Republicans introduce "Defense of Traditional Restrooms Act" Rush Limbaugh alleges chest pains due to slipped "illegal Kenyan" cigar New Years Eve Live host Kathy Griffin: "So when is the other ball going to drop? Some teabagger...Mormon Santahttp://mormonsanta.typepad.com/blog/2009/12/mormon-santas-2010-psychic-predictions.htmlMormon Santa now on Twitter!tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341c6e9e53ef012876954905970c2009-12-31T11:41:34-08:002009-12-31T11:43:24-08:00Hey kids, Mormon Santa has discovered this great new thing on the internet called Twitter. Twitter.com is a service that allows people to stay connected with friends, associates, businesses and organizations through the exchange of short status updates, or "tweets"....Mormon Santahttp://mormonsanta.typepad.com/blog/2009/12/mormon-santa-now-on-twitter.htmlSanta the not a Mormontag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341c6e9e53ef0120a75689cb970b2009-12-15T20:55:51-08:002009-12-15T20:55:51-08:00Santa, the not a Mormon loved to spread his knees And lift his naughty caftan and sit or stand to pee. Jack the frosty snowman could not conceal his lust Every time the non-Mormon went without his magic truss. ho!...Mormon Santahttp://mormonsanta.typepad.com/blog/2009/12/santa-the-not-a-mormon.htmlYour trigger phrase for today is...tag:typepad.com,2003:post-601485102008-12-17T14:34:35-08:002008-12-17T14:34:35-08:00Mormon Santahttp://mormonsanta.typepad.com/blog/2008/12/your-trigger-phrase-for-today-is.html"Holiday" Musingstag:typepad.com,2003:post-600961182008-12-16T12:18:09-08:002009-12-31T13:05:27-08:00Merry Christmas! I mean, Season's Greetings! I mean, Happy Holidays! Oh, maybe I should just say, Happy Cold and Flu Season -- Did you get your shots??? If not, I want the blond without the obvious vitiligo to make my...Mormon Santahttp://mormonsanta.typepad.com/blog/2008/12/holiday-musings.htmlMormon Santa fills out a Random Christmas Survey!tag:typepad.com,2003:post-598251322008-12-10T13:36:32-08:002008-12-10T13:36:32-08:00What is the most expensive thing on your Christmas wish list? I don't make Christmas wish lists. I veto them. What do you want this year? Same thing I always want. To watch a three-way between Brad, Angelina, and Jen....Mormon Santahttp://mormonsanta.typepad.com/blog/2008/12/mormon-santa-fills-out-a-random-christmas-survey.htmlASK MORMON SANTA: "Who ARE you?"tag:typepad.com,2003:post-597644722008-12-09T12:08:59-08:002009-12-31T12:51:37-08:00Q: Tell me who you are. I know lots of others know who you are. If it is a secret… I won't tell. ~ "K.", Fort Wayne, IN Dear "K.", As they say, "I am that I am." I do...Mormon Santahttp://mormonsanta.typepad.com/blog/2008/12/ask-mormon-santa-who-are-you.htmlSing along with Mormon Santa!tag:typepad.com,2003:post-498603562008-12-01T09:50:00-08:002008-12-01T09:50:00-08:00[IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: Mormon Santa is not Mormon and has no official affiliation with the LDS Church. As if by design, however, correlations and similarities are evident in all of the world's relevant cosmologies.] Play the song and sing along! Get...Mormon Santahttp://mormonsanta.typepad.com/blog/2008/12/sing-along-with.html