Perpetual Xmastimetag:typepad.com,2003:weblog-12574502009-01-08T15:16:35-08:00The Blog of Mormon SantaTypePadPerpetualXmastimehttp://feedburner.google.comMormon Santa's Always Stunning Psychic Predictions for 2009!tag:typepad.com,2003:post-610718122009-01-08T15:16:35-08:002009-01-08T15:16:35-08:00Britney Spears shall continue on her successful comeback track, directing and starring in another original motion picture, "Oops, I Got DP'd Again!" The Feds will lower interest rates yet one more time in the coming year -- to an unprecedented...Mormon Santahttp://mormonsanta.typepad.com/blog/2009/01/mormon-santas-always-stunning-psychic-predictions-for-2009.htmlYour trigger phrase for today is...tag:typepad.com,2003:post-601485102008-12-17T14:34:35-08:002008-12-17T14:34:35-08:00Mormon Santahttp://mormonsanta.typepad.com/blog/2008/12/your-trigger-phrase-for-today-is.html"Holiday" Musingstag:typepad.com,2003:post-600961182008-12-16T12:18:09-08:002008-12-16T12:18:09-08:00Merry Christmas! I mean, Season's Greetings! I mean, Happy Holidays! Oh, maybe I should just say, Happy Cold and Flu Season -- Did you get your shots??? If not, I want the blond without the obvious vitiligo to make my...Mormon Santahttp://mormonsanta.typepad.com/blog/2008/12/holiday-musings.htmlMormon Santa fills out a Random Christmas Survey!tag:typepad.com,2003:post-598251322008-12-10T13:36:32-08:002008-12-10T13:36:32-08:00What is the most expensive thing on your Christmas wish list? I don't make Christmas wish lists. I veto them. What do you want this year? Same thing I always want. To watch a three-way between Brad, Angelina, and Jen....Mormon Santahttp://mormonsanta.typepad.com/blog/2008/12/mormon-santa-fills-out-a-random-christmas-survey.htmlASK MORMON SANTA: "Who ARE you?"tag:typepad.com,2003:post-597644722008-12-09T12:08:59-08:002008-12-09T12:08:59-08:00Q: Tell me who you are. I know lots of others know who you are. If it is a secret… I won't tell. ~ "K.", Fort Wayne, IN Dear "K.", As they say, "I am that I am." I do...Mormon Santahttp://mormonsanta.typepad.com/blog/2008/12/ask-mormon-santa-who-are-you.htmlSing along with Mormon Santa!tag:typepad.com,2003:post-498603562008-12-01T09:50:00-08:002008-12-01T09:50:00-08:00[IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: Mormon Santa is not Mormon and has no official affiliation with the LDS Church. As if by design, however, correlations and similarities are evident in all of the world's relevant cosmologies.] Play the song and sing along! Get...Mormon Santahttp://mormonsanta.typepad.com/blog/2008/12/sing-along-with.htmlA Thanksgiving Prayertag:typepad.com,2003:post-590267062008-11-25T08:50:51-08:002008-11-25T08:50:51-08:00THANK YOU for all my nostrils can smell-- the pines in the forest, the deep fat fryer down the dell; for the scents of friends and family, some familiar, some sweet... Oh Lord, I pray that's only cheese. THANK YOU...Mormon Santahttp://mormonsanta.typepad.com/blog/2008/11/a-thanksgiving-prayer.htmlFOX NEWS leaks Obama’s First 100 Days Agenda!tag:typepad.com,2003:post-586318542008-11-17T13:22:32-08:002008-11-17T13:22:32-08:00My Friends, I KNEW it was still too early for me to concede this Presidential election! FOX NEWS recently obtained the following memo from an unnamed bitter-but-stanch Obama supporter, detailing just SOME of the presumptive President-Elect's "First 100 Days Agenda"....Mormon Santahttp://mormonsanta.typepad.com/blog/2008/11/fox-news-leaks-obamas-first-100-days-agenda.htmlPost-Election Photo Caption Contest!tag:typepad.com,2003:post-584202282008-11-12T12:40:27-08:002008-11-12T12:40:27-08:00Bushes Extend Warm Reception to Obama's... Can YOU come up with a better caption for this photo...? ****************************** UPDATE (11/14/2008): THE BEST CAPTIONS SO FAR (all from Mormon Santa)... "Welcome to the Brick, erm, White House!" "This is how we...Mormon Santahttp://mormonsanta.typepad.com/blog/2008/11/post-election-photo-caption-contest.html2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION COVERAGE!tag:typepad.com,2003:post-579545732008-11-03T10:37:01-08:002008-11-03T10:37:01-08:00Mormon Santa expected to pull off surprise, last minute electoral shitstorm! CLICK HERE TO SEE LIVE ELECTORAL MAP Colorful electronic maps don't lie, my friends. It now looks like Mormon Santa is headed toward the biggest electoral landslide in history!...Mormon Santahttp://mormonsanta.typepad.com/blog/2008/11/2008-presidential-election-coverage.html