Simon: I take great pride in coming up with jokes that nobody thinks are funny and when they don’t laugh, I top it off by explaining the joke… This one is funny because the sheep feels sheepish! Crazy, huh?!

Simon: Just about every English lesson I’ve ever had… except the ones, where we just watched movies…

Anyways, I might have more grammar-jokes I need to get off my chest – now you’re warned…

Simon: Naked Sunday everybody!

Simon: Well now I’m sure, he’ll never be a real boy! Did you feel like a “Gepedophile”, watching this?

Roland: My “significant other” made the pun – I requested it immediately. And as a side note this could have been made SO much more NSFW – And I would, in fact, have researched whether this pun had been done before if it wasn’t that I am so damn terrified of what might show up in a google images-search.

Simon: It’s about time, I did a comic about the whole Mayan eschatology-thing, so here it is – punch me!

Simon: Alternately, this could have been a lot more borderline…

Simon: We used to have an indigenous population like you… then we massacred them at Wounded Knee…

Sorry – it was right there! …

Simon: Supermanny – pickin’ things up where 50′s-dad left off…

Simon: I hope more people will thaw for my lame puns…

“Thaw for Thor” is probably one of the drooliest actual sentences, you can use in spoken language…

Simon: I felt lazy today, so here’s a comic about something everybody already knew… Except catwoman apparently – she could be the the greatest youtube-sensation ever if she just tried to ride a unicycle suspended on a thin wire while juggling knifes and possibly falling asleep in a kinda cute (but probably, in the case, a slightly suicidal) way… but no – she never did that…