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LaSalle is Back

2006-02-08T21:13:00.000-05:00

The Explorers are finally back from the dead after winning three straight games. Umass was served up by Doctor G Money 65-44 at the Mullins Center. They might not be NCAA material but one could only hope for the NIT....

Lets Go Uconn

2006-02-08T18:04:00.000-05:00

If there is a team thats going to beat the crap out of Nova, I'm pretty sure it will be the Uconn Huskies on Monday night. I hope all you Villanova fans have to watch your team get punished worse than the Philadelphia Eagles.

Cha-Ching

2006-02-05T09:14:00.000-05:00

This ain't Vegas or the Indian Casino, but its the city in which you got to "Pay to Play"... Fast Eddie is making sure he gets a piece of the pie. If you want to run a slot parlor on his turf... you bes make sure that you line his pockets.... Ya heard.....

Keepin It Real

2006-01-27T18:39:00.000-05:00

This dude gets our pick of the day. He was a Lasalle student that drained his sorrows with alcohol after watching the Explorers lose another basketball game. I believe that is a Villanova student that our man is aiming for...

Throwing in the Towel for LaSalle Basketball

2006-01-22T21:51:00.000-05:00

I'm officially ending all hopes for LaSalle University's Basketball Team.. Its bad enough to lose by 41 points to Villanova, but now we lose to Temple and St. Joes. It was our chance to redeem ourselves and prove we were back in the run. We are up at the half and somehow we find a way to lose. Help us out Doc..

Bareback Mountin'- The New Motion Picture

2006-01-11T18:24:00.000-05:00

We would like to apologize in advance for this one.... This is our take on what the movie trailer should have said. We have not seen the movie and we never will. If your a guy and you have, then you are gay. We don't care if your girlfriend forced you to see it .....

Philadelphia Eagles Vs. Temple Owls: Suck Bowl 2/6/05

2006-01-08T11:39:00.000-05:00

Eagles to play the Owls in a Battle of Philadelphia Football Powerhouses. Lines on the game are even as no one has handicapped the game. According to one of the Vegas Casino gaming professionals, " We are better off putting lines on the "Special Olympics" than saying who will win this one. This game will be shown on CN8, but rumor has it that the game will be pulled due to lack of interest in the Owls, Eagles, and Philadelphia football in general..

Coming Soon... New Interview with Coach Belicheck about Home Opener and New Staff Recruits for the Mighty Owls.....

Bob Belicheck Named New Head Coach for Temple Football

2006-01-05T18:39:00.000-05:00

Bob Belicheck of Northeast Philly has been called to replace Coach Golden. Bob currently runs a hot dog stand on Broad Street. We recently had a chance to talk with Bob about his football background. Bob stated, "I really don't have any knowledge about the game of football. In my frat years, I played a little drunken flag football, but thats about it. You apparently don't have to know anything if you want to coach Temple. Come on, they have 30,000 students and went 0-11 for the season." I guess anyone can apply for that job. Best of luck to you Bob...... Thats all folks..

2006 Temple Football Non-Conference Schedule Announced

2006-01-03T15:24:00.000-05:00

After a historic 0-11 season last year, the Temple Owls are determined to get a Big W in the books. Here is a sneak peak at the possible Temple non-conference schedule. This is due to the MAC conference addition. According to Coach Golden, "My boys need more competitive teams." Folks, here it is.....

1.) Arthur Murray School of Dance - Old Bridge, NJ

2.) ITT Tech - Delaware Campus

3.) CT School of Broadcasting - Paramus, NJ

4.) Temple University Women's Football Club - Philadelphia, PA

5.) LaSalle University - Bucks County Pastoral Grad School

6.) Goodwin College - East Hartford, CT

7.) McCann School - Pottsville, PA

8.) PA School of Massage Therapy - Oaks, PA

9.) Art Instructions School - Online (The Draw the Pirate School)

10.) National Tractor trailer School - Buffalo, NY

11.) All State Trucking - North Versailles, PA

12.) 10th Place Winner Punt, Kick, and Pass Contest

13.) Upstairs Hollywood Medical School - Hollywood, PA ( Home of Dr. Nick from Simpsons)

14.) Restaurant School at Walnut Hill College - Philadelphia, PA

15.) Flamenco Dance Classes by Jo De Romano - NY, NY

16.) Exotic Dance Classes - Just Call 610-692-9889 and ask for Elizabeth

17.) Wake Up Yoga - Philadelphia, PA

Senile Chaney Locks Himself in Janitor's Closet

2005-12-26T13:22:00.000-05:00

John Chaney, aka Tony Soprano, has done it again. I thought it was the door to the gymnasium and it just locked behind me, states Chaney. He also stated that this might be his last year. He plans on coaching girls basketball at the local elementary school. Temple currently has about 30,000 students. Not only do they have one of worst football teams in the country, but their basketball team is a sad story of its own. Maybe the A-10 should wise up like the Big East and boot em out of the conference..

HA HA

2005-12-23T14:13:00.000-05:00

Oh Snap, it appears the mighty mighty Explorers have finally hit a wall. Actually, they smashed into it head on... and weren't wearing their seat belt.
Last night, the #3 ranked Villanova Wildcats were able to do what such national powerhouses as Central Connecticut and Florida International couldn't - defeat the great LaSalle Explorers.
The Wildcats were very confident heading in to this potential 'game-of-the-year' matchup. "If we can beat top teams like Longwood, Stonybrook, Rider and Lehigh", said the Villanova Athletics Department spokeswoman, "then surely we can topple this basketball giant".
It has also been reported that both LaSalle and Villanova will add Holy Family University and the winner of the intermediate level 3-on-3 Hoop It Up Challenge held at Franklin Mills Mall this coming August to their non-conference schedules next season.

Bring Em On....

2005-12-21T12:26:00.000-05:00

LaSalle Defeats the Blue Devils after Four OT's !!!

2005-12-18T17:45:00.000-05:00

It definitely was not a pleasant win, but a win is a win. This may go down as one of the most exciting games ever to be played by LaSalle. After four overtimes, LaSalle was able to drain two free throws with zero seconds left on clock to take the win. Future NBA Superstar "Steven Smith" also scored an amazing 41 points. 6-0 baby.... Top 25. Get ready Villanova, cause were ready ...

King Giannini Leads the Explorers

2005-12-14T18:46:00.000-05:00

LaSalle opens up the season 5-0. After the horrible years of the past, the crowds are finally breaking out the LaSalle gear and riding the wave. Do we finally see a tournament in the future, hopefully the NIT ... The next victim is Central Connecticut this Sunday at 12:00. What we really want is a piece of those punks at Villanova.... and the chance to toss them out of the top 25... Bring em on....

Merry Christmas TO !!!

2005-12-09T17:41:00.000-05:00

We know you are probably laughing your ass off as the Eagles drop the bomb for another year. So heres your Christmas bonus from Andy Reid for your dedication on ruining our season.

LaSalle Puts Drexel in its Place

2005-12-04T20:26:00.000-05:00

Straight out of hard hittin Philly, LaSalle showed the world why Drexel should not be part of the Big 5. The fans of Drexel raved about how good they were. We almost beat UCLA and we only lost by ten to Duke. How about losing by twelve to LaSalle? That's right. Bring it on Villanova.

Villanova : Home of the Gays

2005-11-22T15:46:00.000-05:00

Watch out Billy, here comes Tommy. A new study by the Foundation of Equal Treatment has concluded that Villanova University has one of the highest percentages of gays in the United States. In fact, a record breaking 75%. Thats right, so for all of you fellas that were rejected by
by these stuck up, racking up daddy's credit card rich girls... its all good. She was probably gay. In conclusion, keep it real Homie.

Bon Jovi Signs Up T.O. for the Soul

2005-11-08T18:49:00.000-05:00

Iverson Wears Pimp Suit to the Game

2005-11-05T10:59:00.000-05:00

Bling.. Bling..

Halloween Costumes Banned From Disney World

2005-10-31T17:47:00.000-05:00

Suicide Mistaken for Halloween Decoration

2005-10-28T12:52:00.000-04:00

FREDERICA, Del.- The apparent suicide of a woman hanging from a tree went unreported for hours because passers-by thought the body was a Halloween decoration, authorities said. The 42 year old woman used rope to hang herself across from the street from some homes on a moderately busy road late Tuesday or early Wednesday, state police said. The body, suspended about 15 feet above the ground, could easily be seen from passing vehicles. State police spokesman Cpl. Jeff Oldham and neighbors said people noticed the body at breakfast time Wednesday but dismissed it as a holiday prank. Authorities were called to the scene more than three hours later. They thought it was a holiday decoration," Fay Glanden, wife of mayor William Glanden, told The (Wilmington) News Journal.

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Old City Bouncers Beat Up Patrons for Fun

2005-10-27T14:59:00.000-04:00

The other night I was asked to go to Old City. I have really come to despise this place. I guess if you don't mind paying eight dollars a drink and waiting twenty minutes, then it might be alright. Old City is filled with a bunch of stuckup women and steroid injecting metrosexual men. If you don't tip the bartender at least five dollars a drink, then you will never be served again. Anyways, the whole point of the article was to discuss the violence in Old City. I'm sitting next to the bar in some place called World Fusion. Everybody is having an alright time. Some guy tips the bartender a dollar for two drinks and the bartender is infuriated. I guess a dollar tip is not enough in "Old City." The bartender calls over the bouncer and they grab the guy by his neck and then drag him out of the bar. To top it off, the bartender keeps his credit card. After the guy is booted, you can see the bouncers high fiving and laughing at the guy they just kicked out. This process is repeated throughout the night. I am basically standing at the bar like a mummy hoping that the bartender doesn't point at me. In conclusion, peace out old city. I'll stick to my dive bar.

Best Drunk Eats In Philadelphia

2005-10-24T14:32:00.000-04:00

I was throwing beers back since 6:00 pm and it was officially 2:15 a.m in the morning. Since my dinner was a liquid one, it about that time to hit up the late night diners in Philadelphia. I have been to almost every Midtown diner after 2:00 am and they are all the same. Tonight I am going to the infamous "Little Pete's." I was told that in order to be a true Philadelphian, you must eat there. And now, two days later, I really know the real reason. I have been living on my toilet ever since.
Upon arrival, cigarette smoke fills the diner as I glance around. The drunken hazed patrons look like a scence out of a zombie movie. In order to get to the bathroom, one must walk through the kitchen. That was the biggest mistake. The bathroom is basically part of the kitchen. You can wave to the cooks while letting one rip. The trail of pee from the toilet leads right onto the kitchen floor.
Overall, it was a great experience. I have officially become a true Philadelphian.

Sylvester Stallone Climbs Back Into The Ring for "Rocky VI"

2005-10-20T12:47:00.000-04:00

Most people thought that the Sly would never put the gloves back on and climb into the ring for Rocky VI. The odd were against him, but Sly has done it again. Long are the days where Philadelphia has been rumored as a bunch of fat, cheese steak eating ghetto thugs. Hopefully, Rock VI will put us back on the map. Stallone will write, direct, and star in the sixth installment.

The synopsis of the film is as follows: "Lonely and at loose ends, retired boxer Rockey Balboa comes out of retirement. He intends to fight a few low-profile local fights just to keep his hands in. When he is approached to fight a match with reigning heavyweight champ Mason "The Line" Dixon, Rocky comes back to the fight of his life.

Homeless Man Wins Yelling Contest !!

2005-10-18T10:29:00.000-04:00