Phoenix Regiment

Austin

2012-03-22T09:59:00.001-07:00

Austin Whales has sex with Whales.

YO dawgy dawgs.

2012-03-22T09:58:00.000-07:00

Yo dawg I heard you like yoyos. So i bought you a yoyo fo yo dog dawg so yo dawg can yoyo while you yoyo dawg

Word of the day 1/25/12

2012-01-25T15:54:00.001-08:00

Today's word of the day is........ Bloody shits.

After jumping off his porch in only his boxers, Austin slipped on the ice and busted his ass, giving him the bloody shits later that day.

Salad Fingers

2011-06-11T13:00:00.000-07:00

My team just raped some team from DC. 16-5 and 9-0. Owned. Anyways watched this video Friday and it might be the weirdest video ever.

Word of the Day 6/7/11

2011-06-07T08:49:00.000-07:00

Haven't had a word of the day in a longgg longgg time. Austin's going to help me with this one.

Fruitgasm - the act of having an orgasm with fruit or while watching fruit

Austin had a huge fruitgasm while he watched Nick bite down on a banana on the bus.

Asian from The Hangover suicide bomb

2011-06-07T08:43:00.000-07:00

Check it out at about 1:38

U Can't Touch This

2011-06-07T08:15:00.000-07:00

Can't Touch This

People of Walmart

2011-06-06T18:20:00.000-07:00

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. Song about odd people that have been seen in walmarts. There is a website as well where you can upload your own pictures and see lots of others. Enjoy :)

Wow

2011-05-24T02:25:00.000-07:00

He stayed underwater for 17minutes. Wtf i can barely stay under for one.

Word of the day 5/20/11 and 5/21/11

2011-05-21T03:53:00.000-07:00

Oops seems I forgot to put a word of th day up yesterday. To fix that I'll have two now and work them into one sentence :D Today's words are... Antisocial networking and Cockblockalypse!

Antisocial networking : Using a social networking web site or service to connect to other people but never communicating with those people once they have been established as a connection.

Cockblockalypse : When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as you know it.

When you regularly practice antisocial networking you can create one hell of a Cockblockalypse for yourself.

iPad 2

2011-05-21T03:48:00.000-07:00

On the new iPad 2 typing this right now. This thing is sweet. No apps on it though... I'm gonna have to get some huh? Suggestions?

Yay America!

2011-05-19T18:02:00.000-07:00

Well for once in my life it seems that America isn't quite as stupid as I thought xD For the first time we didn't vote for the wrong singer on American Idol. It seems like each and every year the BEST singer gets eliminated near the end of the competition.... Looks like this year we got it right :)

Everyone rooting for Scotty I hope?

Word of the Day 5/19/11

2011-05-19T10:12:00.000-07:00

Lika soooooooooooooooooooooooom booooooooodiiiii Stop posting stuff Austin :P Haha i win. Anyways. Word of the day is... Edgehog.

Edgehog : a passenger at the bus who hogs the aisle seat

Rosa Parks was one hell of an edgehog.

Human Bicycle

2011-05-19T05:20:00.000-07:00

Guys at the airport make a human bicycle while waiting for their flight.

Word of the Day 5/18/11

2011-05-18T14:45:00.000-07:00

Kay today's UrbanDictionary word of the day is.... *Insert drumroll* Apocalypse Sex!

Apocalypse sex : Thoughtless, careless sex happening right before a major disaster or possible ending of the world, without thought of consequences.

Figuring that this was the end of the world I turned to the girl sitting next to me and said 'why not' as we commenced to have passionate apocalypse sex.

Bin Ladin Photo

2011-05-18T13:42:00.000-07:00

This photo is $@#($ hilarious :D

Hilarious Guy

2011-05-17T18:04:00.000-07:00

This guy does random prank calls to people/stores. Most of them turn out to be hilarious :D This is one of my favorites.

Word of the Day 5/17/11

2011-05-17T17:52:00.001-07:00

Today's UrbanDictionary word of the day is... Jungle Bunny! This is for you Austin.

Jungle Bunny: Word used to describe a person of Black color, usually from South America or Africa regions. Considered usually armed and dangerous by the White Man.

Son, lock your doors, we're in Oakland now... plenty of Jungle Bunnies there!

Official List of Phoenix Regiment members.

2011-05-16T20:44:00.000-07:00

Just something me and a few friends made up in gym class earlier this year. Been wanting to make a website for it. Looks like this is as close as it's gonna get.

Sharples Detachment:
Nick and Steven - Co-Squad Leaders
Anton - Croatian Sensation
Austin - SPS (Stupid Piece of ****)
Daniel - Blasian Express
Ozzy - SWK (Skinny White Kid)

Word of the Day 5/16/11

2011-05-16T17:47:00.000-07:00

Well from now on I feel like using UrbanDictionary instead of just your normal dictionary so... First UrbanDictionary word of the day is

Rendezbooze - When a group of people (friends, co-workers, acquaintances) get together to drink.

I just bought a bottle of gin and have tonic at home, we should rendezbooze at your place for further discussion on the topic.....

David Blaine... Is he god?

2011-05-15T18:17:00.000-07:00

This guy does some CRAZY stuff. Awesome guy if you haven't seen his stuff you need to.

Steve Vai

2011-05-15T05:47:00.000-07:00

This is possibly the greatest guitarist in the world (At least in my mind) This is him performing with the Holland Metropole orchestra. You NEED to watch this.

Word of the Day 5/15/11

2011-05-15T05:43:00.000-07:00

Ok time for the second word of the day!

Word of the day : Parsonage

ecclesiastical benefice

Check this out!

2011-05-14T18:17:00.000-07:00

Check this crazy #$*@ out Sweet weapons

Word of the Day 5/14/11

2011-05-14T18:02:00.000-07:00

Well, from now on, every day, seven days a week I'll be posting a word of the day.

Today's word is : Mandate

to put into one's hand, command, entrust