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top and sms and jok

noreply@blogger.com (Mahdi) — Mon, 14 Oct 2013 07:46:00 +0000

The city center is a well - nation Myaftadn Hey there , went off the wound . You 're the mayor held a meeting that you try to find a solution to this problem . Feet of Engineers says that it found ! We put an ambulance carrying the well , whoever he 'll take up the hospital. Hooray kill people .. all done! An engineer came on foot, says Haq, who knew all of you ! Because the solution is here ! People say , well, what do you say ? Guy says to his Dad filled the hospital by ambulance that we miserable June to build a hospital in the well , that's all I can have quick access ! I had a lot of people, sand, palm Myznn whistle kill the Evil cerebral Daddy what you got ! Suddenly a foot away another engineer says Haq, no matter what they tell us , Hqmvnh ! But this was the solution ! We spend what it took well to build a hospital ? People 're wondering , they say well what do you say ? Cove says: It 's Dad , our full Chahv we 'll close all the hospitals we dug a lot of wells !

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History Teacher : Hey ... you got to the bottom of your high class standing tall on the Macedonian Alexander , who was looking at me Tell me do you ? Side : I do not know . History teacher : Shah Who Killed Party : Do not know. Teacher Date : So you how bad off are you going to try it on ? side : I hate that I 'm not trying to fix insulation class .

Beautiful photographs show the arak internet Doctors

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sms and jok october 2013

noreply@blogger.com (Mahdi) — Sun, 13 Oct 2013 18:55:00 +0000

My Heart is like an open book,
It depends on how u read me,
dont judge me by my cover,
Look in discover I’ll be true friend forever..

I hide all my problems behind my smile.

Behind my smile is a world of pain.
You think you know me, but you have no idea..

A man was walking in rain

A sweet lady: Why don’t u share my umbrella ?

Man: no sister its fine (And he walked away)

Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi Piche biwi aa rahi thi

Mohsen Yeganeh

noreply@blogger.com (Mahdi) — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 05:52:00 +0000

Mohsen Yeganeh (Persian: ‎) (born May 13, 1985 in Gonbad-e Qabus[1]) is a popular Iranian vocalist, singer and songwriter. He is one of the most popular singers in Iran and sometimes he is even compared to

Shadmehr Aghili. He performed at the 2008 Fajr International Music Festival]

Mohsen was born in Gonbad-e Qabus and he has two older sisters and a younger brother. He was a waiver student of industrial engineering. His father was lost in the imposed war and his mother is a university

professor. He currently lives in Tehran

Mohsen initially wasn't interested in music. He wanted to be an actor and attended theater classes. However, in high school he played his first instrument and his outlook on music changed. From that day on, he began to pursue his musical interests.

Leila Hatami Persian actress

noreply@blogger.com (Mahdi) — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 04:59:00 +0000

Hatami in 2011 at the Deauville American Film Festival

Leila Hatami (Persian: ‎, Leylâ Hâtami born October 1, 1972) is an Iranian actress. She is the daughter of

director Ali Hatami and actress Zari Khoshkam, and is married to actor Ali Mosaffa.

After finishing high school, she moved to Lausanne, Switzerland and started her studies in Electrical Engineering at École polytechnique fédérale de Lausanne (EPFL). After two years she changed her major to French Literature. She completed her study of French in a couple of years, before moving back to Iran. Beside her native Persian language she is fluent in French, English and German.

After a pause of a few years which included the continuation of her studies in Switzerland she made her professional entry into cinema with Dariush Mehrjui's film Leila. Her acting in this film received rave reviews from critics and audiences.

She married her co-star in Leila (Ali Mosaffa) in 1999. They have two children: a boy named Mani (born . February 2007) and a girl named Asal (born October 2008).

sms and joke

noreply@blogger.com (Mahdi) — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 04:58:00 +0000

The best medicine for human is LOVE & CARE.
Someone asked: What if it doesn’t work?
He smiled and said:Increase the dose!

An excellent saying:
The dream is not what you see in sleep,
dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.

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If the path is beautiful,
Ask where it leads to..
But if destination Is Beautiful
Never mind about the path..
keep walking!!

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That awkward moment
when you are actually telling the truth
but you laugh during it,
and everybody thinks you are lying.

love sms

noreply@blogger.com (Mahdi) — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 04:51:00 +0000

Meaningful message for life:
Sea is never large, but sight of our viewing is larger!!
No one’s Love is lesser but our expectations r higher!”

Fallen flowers cannot climb back,
so do not think about the past,
Love the present,
live for the future with a beautiful & sweet smile.

Girl cartoon character

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see pictures and descriptions with the list of cartoon characters. ... She's smart and witty

waka waka this time for africa the official 2010

noreply@blogger.com (Mahdi) — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:45:00 +0000

You're a good soldier

Choosing your battles

Pick yourself up and dust yourself off

And back in the saddle

You're on the frontline

Everyone's watching

You know it's serious, we're getting closer

This isn't over

The pressure's on

You feel it

But you've got it all

Believe it

When you fall, get up, oh oh

And if you fall, get up, eh eh

Tsamina mina zangalewa

'Cause this is Africa

Tsamina mina eh eh

Waka Waka eh eh

Tsamina mina zangalewa

This time for Africa

Listen to your god

This is our motto

Your time to shine, don't wait in line

Y vamos por todo

People are raising

Their expectations

Go on and feed them, this is your moment

No hesitation

Today's your day

I feel it

You paved the way

Believe it

If you get down, get up, oh oh

When you get down, get up, eh eh

Tsamina mina zangalewa

Tsamina mina eh eh

Waka Waka eh eh

Tsamina mina zangalewa

Anawa a a

Tsamina mina eh eh

Waka Waka eh eh

Tsamina mina zangalewa

This time for Africa

Awela majoni biggie biggie mama, one a to zet

Athi susa lamajoni biggie biggie mama from east to west

Bathi waka waka ma EH EH!

Waka waka ma EH EH!

Zonk' izizwe mazibuye...

Cause this is Africa!

Tsamina, anawa a a

Tsamina mina

Tsamina mina, anawa a a

Tsamina mina, eh eh

Waka waka, eh eh

Tsamina mina zangalewa

Anawa a a

Tsamina mina, eh eh

Waka waka, eh eh

Tsamina mina zangalewa

This time for Africa

Django eh eh

Tsamina mina zangalewa

Anawa a a

Django eh eh

Tsamina mina zangalewa

Anawa a a

This time for Africa

We're all Africa

sms and love

noreply@blogger.com (Mahdi) — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 10:12:00 +0000

Love is __________ ??

1. Pain

2. Blind

3. Life

4. Everything

5. Drug

6. Fake

7. Nothing

8. Time pass

9. Don’t know

10. Game

11. beautiful feeling

12. 0ther [Mention It]

Lines by School boy…

Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..

N then realize that,
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Im holding a pen..!!

kiss sms and fun

noreply@blogger.com (Mahdi) — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 10:08:00 +0000

When I met you I was afraid to kiss you,
when I kissed you I was afraid to love you,
now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.

In a Kiss-
0.7gm Protein
0.45gm Fat
0.19gm Chemical
0.50 Variety of Bacteria will die
This is true.
So catch ur LOVER
Start Kissing & Be Healthy

Wedding and customs

noreply@blogger.com (Mahdi) — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 09:46:00 +0000

A wedding is the ceremony in which two people are united in marriage. Wedding traditions and customs vary greatly between cultures, ethnic groups, religions, countries, and social classes. Most wedding ceremonies involve an exchange of wedding vows by the couple, presentation of a gift (offering, ring(s), symbolic item, flowers, money), and a public proclamation of marriage by an authority figure or leader. Special wedding garments are often worn, and the ceremony is sometimes followed by a wedding reception. Music, poetry, prayers or readings from religious texts or literature are also commonly incorporated into the ceremony.

Jewish customs[edit]
Main articles: Jewish wedding and Jewish views on marriage
A traditional Jewish wedding usually follows this format:[15][16][17][18][19]
Before the ceremony, the couple formalize a written ketubah (marriage contract), specifying the obligations of husband to the wife and contingencies in case of divorce. The ketubah is signed by two witnesses and later read under the chuppah.
The couple is married under a wedding canopy (chuppah), signifying their new home together. The chuppah can be made from a piece of cloth or other material attached to four poles, or a prayer shawl (tallit) held over the couple by four family members or friends.
The couple is accompanied to the chuppah by both sets of parents, and stands under the chuppah along with other family members if desired.
Seven blessings are recited, blessing the bride and groom and their new home.
The couple sip from a glass of wine.
The groom will step on the glass to crush it, usually with his right foot, ostensibly in remembrance of the fall of the Second Temple.
At some weddings the couple may declare that each is sanctified to the other, and/or repeat other vows, and exchange rings.
In Orthodox and traditional Jewish weddings, the bride does not speak under the chuppah and only she receives a ring. The groom recites "Harei at mekudeshet li k'dat Moshe V'Yisrael"- "behold you are [thus] sanctified to me by the law of Moses and Israel" as he places the ring on the bride's right index finger. The bride's silence and acceptance of the ring signify her agreement to the marriage. This part of the ceremony is called kiddushin. The groom's giving an object of value to the bride is necessary for the wedding to be valid.

Taking the bride to the mikveh, Georgia, early 20th century
In more egalitarian weddings, the bride responds verbally, often giving the groom a ring in return. A common response is "ani l'dodi, v'dodi li" (I am my beloved's, my beloved is mine)
In Orthodox weddings, the groom then says:
"If I forget you, O Jerusalem, may my right hand forget its skill.
May my tongue cling to the roof of my mouth.
If I do not remember you,
if I do not consider Jerusalem in my highest joy."
The ceremony ends with the groom breaking a glass underfoot.
The couple spend their first moments as man and wife in seclusion (apart from the wedding guests, and with no other person present). This cheder yichud - "the room of seclusion (or 'oneness')" halachically strengthens the marriage bond, since unmarried women are traditionally not alone with an unrelated male.
The ceremony is followed by a seudat mitzvah, the wedding meal, as well as music and dancing.
At the conclusion of the wedding meal, Birkat Hamazon (Grace After Meals) is recited, as well as the seven wedding blessings.
In more observant communities, the couple will celebrate for seven more days, called the Sheva Brachot (seven blessings) during which the seven wedding blessings are recited at every large gathering during this time.

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The biggest football tournament in Europe has arrived in Poland and Ukraine as the best football teams vie for he

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Arab singer - Lora

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Open With Notepad

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sms and jok good

noreply@blogger.com (Mahdi) — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 09:22:00 +0000

Fall through the sky ladder raising and fifth sun Bchynym ......... I think a lot of TV Look , I 'm sorry !
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I do not know why I liked you so much crap every time I see now that if you get everything done goes Majrahat waiting to see if you still ...... Khodahafez Jumong afsaneh ! !
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Styles of Persian poetry

noreply@blogger.com (Mahdi) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:33:00 +0000

In terms of literary style , the means and the specific ways that the speaker or writer to express your sense of perception .
Persian poem generally has been divided into four styles :
Khorasani style ( or Turkistan or TJS)
Iraqi style
Hindi style
Back light
But these four styles have also added style poetry or poetry . The name of this division , no scientific basis and is only one aspect of spatial attention . That means more Khorasani style speakers , and most of the Khorassan people of Iraq Ajam Iraq -style speakers and Aksz Mfym Indian Hindi poets have style .
First . Khorasani style
Samanid and Ghaznavid era poets say Khorasani style to style . Including representatives of the genre , Rudaki , martyr Balkhi , accurate , Farouki Sistani , elemental , M. Khosrow Damghani and can be named. This style of poetry as a kind of ode is more literal in terms of simple, smooth and free of harsh ingredients and Arabic word that means little in terms of transparency and accents , the simple and the changes and the concrete evocations , most of assigning It is light . More content Azar 's light and panegyric further describe the nature and history of conquests, kings and sometimes advice . This style has spread to the sixth century . , For example, is quoted verses from Rudaki 's famous ode :
Have you seen the time it seemed that the nightingale was gone Srvdgvyan
By that time it was the poem was Bnvsht all the time he was a poet Khorasan
Time has come again and again I was walking canes so that when staff and scrip .
2 - Iraqi style .
The style of the Iraq Ajam ( Iran 's central ray , Arak , sadness , Isfahan and Shiraz ) from the late sixth century to the ninth century AD and has continued to spread and Ronnie Faraj Hassan Ghaznavi and Anwar and Jamal al-Din Isfahani and Faryab Zhyraldyn Khaghani military and co-founder, and Kamal al-Din al -Isfahani , Saadi and Rumi and Hafez Iraqis and others , the representatives of the genre are being considered. In this light , the greater your lyric ode , or simply mental strength, softness and replaced by a plurality of interpretations and evocations of the beautiful Kenai fresh and accurate , however, was narrow . Arabic words are also found in abundance . With the arrival of mysticism in the poetry of mystic speakers such as Sanai , Attar , Rumi , Hafiz and several other poetry emerged. Meanwhile themes Ethics and advice Mdayh exaggerated took place . For example , the height of his lyrical poetry of Hafez , who is quoted Iraqi style :
I treasure the love and joy by his saddle Mlkt
What got my heart and the sacrifice involved to ensure the safety of his tank
Poverty represents a treasure chest that protect the love of his
3 - Style Hindi
From the ninth century onward, owing to welcome palace husbandry literature Persian poets of India , and also due to lack of attention to the lyrics of the Safavid kings Mdhy common group of speakers went to India where he went to work on poetry . They are due to eccentricity and inclination to the power of language to express concepts in a precise Nakt Vtfnn modernistic enthusiasm and sense of friendship and Hindi language and culture due to the influence of other environmental factors , created a style called the Hindi style . Some scholars have called this style Isfahani style . Approximately the ninth century to the thirteenth centuries continued this style and its features , and imagery interpretation and Kenai delicate and subtle and narrow , compound and complex meaning can be named. Gvyndgany who wrote in this style have the name they deserve mention : Kalim Kashani , such neyshaboori, common Shirazi , Biddle , Zahb Tabrizi , rich Kashmiri , V. Qazwini and Taleb Amoli . Nghz single bit of style, speakers and Dlavyzy has remained on the most proverbs have done .
The essence of the tradesman will not be the enemy of Allah the glazier 's Stone
( ( Waheed Qazwini ) )
4 - Return of literary
The early thirteenth century there was a change in Persian poetry and group of speakers , Hindi style that was gradually drawn back foot and they simply follow the style of ancient poets like Saadi Khaghani and Farouki and M. Anvari and paid in their heads are enthusiastic and Pythian love Beghdili Esfahani and December . Some other poets of this style include : Qany Shirazi , Esfahani Soroush , Mahmoud Khan Saba , Esfahani vitality . Way of the master poet ( ( back to old style ) ) are known . For example, his famous ode Qany information below to Aqtfay ( ( ode to Farouki Sistani ) ) is written :
Gordon was fired the morning dark cloud rising from the sea and pearls and fine jewelry gem gem Beas and birthdays
Poetry
The latter half of the term set out in the style of earlier poems have been written in the shed.that was a complete success , the famous passage ( ( remember remember the dead pile ) ), the late Allama Ali Akbar Dhkhdast who remember the war in 1326 AH Mirza Jahangir Khan and his step Svrasrafyl is written in the form rhyme scheme and some of the implementation and interpretation of style and expression of the freshness and some consider it a landmark development in contemporary poetry .
After Dehkhoda some contemporary poets such as Bahar and A. Lahooti and other modern poets continued to build two bits ( ( four- part ) ) is paid until after Shahrivar 1320 One of the common form of Persian poetry was successful examples of such poems , ( ( piece of my pigeons ) ) the first paragraph of Bahar which is:
A pigeon 's leg custom body smells like camphor Vermillion
Pbryd over the roof and suddenly the snow coming down around me
At the same time that these ancient poets Mvazyn prosodic changes were busy about moderation Youshij Nima 's Journal of Music (1318 SSI ) payments in addition to their recently published poetry and imagery and metaphors of Persian poetry, as well such Mvazyn prosodic poetry was not old . these lyrics Shahrivar 1320 fans in the years since , and is now one of the most common types of Persian poetry and called it ( ( poetry ) ) and sometimes ( poetry ( Bibliography ) ) is called the poem is written in an ancient prosodic weights in terms of the poet's spiritual needs in the short and Blondie hemistich rhymes are free to apply as well .
Another type of branch transformation Persian poetry where weight is absolutely not respected , but more effort and imagination in the choice of words and ideas , to ( Poetry ( White ) ) is known.
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Gabriel Batistuta Biography

noreply@blogger.com (Mahdi) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:29:00 +0000

Gabriel Omar Batistuta (Spanish : Gabriel Omar Batistuta) in February of 1969 I was born in Argentina in Rkvnkvysta . His words from his hometown team in the Football 86-87 season begins after the last replacement Tymhaysh Fyvrntya teams , Roma and Al went diameter . He joined River Plate in Chapter 89 and Chapter 90 of the team was Bvkajvnyvrz after serving nine seasons at Fiorentina and AS Roma in the next 3 years with Totti , Cassano , Emerson , and Samuel played . His first league goal of the season with Qatar 's Al Arabi .
He now weighs 73 kg , 185 cm tall , and the aggressive post play .
At the height of his fame Batistuta scored Batygl title means to women.
He is undoubtedly the legendary Maradona , Argentina goalscorer is unique .
Soccer is a pious and religious Bati , the kid loved basketball , but after Argentina 's 1978 World Cup soccer championship and influence tend Steel " Mario Campus " competition were Mr. Flowers . When the team Nkvyst Rkv the " Nyvvlz Avldbvyz " scored two goals , was purchased in 1988 by the same team football under Marcello Bylsa given too began. The first year , I had a good time away from family and fiance and he had to sleep in a room at the gym . At the end of the year when the Cup was loaned to Deportivo Aytalyanv M. Carnot was Italy 's top scorer with 3 goals , Ryvrplat immediately joined the team in scoring with 17 goals from Daniel Pasarla There were half a season . He struggles with his coaching team continued Pasarla time . In 1990 he joined the Bvkajvnyvrz favorite team . Boca took Oscar a year later Tabarz guidance and strong support from him, Batistuta was revived . Bati scored in the same year was elected to the national team in Copa America to be held in Chile as well as top goalscorer with six goals , won the championship . In 1991 he moved to Fiorentina in Serie A and Champions League champions ahead of the 2000 Europe Cup and lost both , to realize the dream to join AS Roma . Bati Gul said: " I am sure football will continue in the role . First, I want to complete my coaching classes
Weight : 73 kg , height : 85/1 m
The first professional race : September 25, 1988 , San Martin - Nyvvlz Avldbvyz zero
Most goals in a season : 26 goals for Fiorentina in the 1994-1995 season broke the record for 30 years Atzyv Paskvty .
First professional goal : May 16, 1982 , Nyvvlzavldbvyz 3 - Platns·h zero
Debut : March 27, 1991 , zero Brazil - Argentina
National team debut : July 8, 1991 , Argentina - Venezuela Zero 3
The last National Games 2002 , Argentina - Nigeria zero
Recent national flower : June 12, 2002 , Argentina - A Swedish
Awards:
Championship Series B: Fiorentina in the 1993-94 Italian Cup : 1995-96 season Fiorentina won Serie A: AS Roma in the 2000-2001 season he scored Serie A: Fiorentina in season 1994-95 with 26 goals in Copa America : Argentina in 1991 and 1993, he scored twice Kvpaamryka : twice with Argentina in 1991 with six goals 89-1988 Previous teams : Nyvvlzavldbvyz , 16 matches and scored 4 90-1989 : River Plate , 7 races and 4 goals 91 -1989 : Bvkajvnyvrz , 29 matches and 13 goals 2000-1991 : Fiorentina , 269 matches and 177 goals for 2002-2000 : As REM , 51 matches and 26 goals for 2003-2002 : Inter Milan , 24 matches and six goals for 2004-2003 : Al Arabi Qatar 18 matches and 25 goals

Real Madrid's game

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