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  <title>pickuplines - Pick up Lines</title>
  <updated>2018-11-16T10:04:00-05:00</updated>
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    <id>https://pickuplines.myshopify.com/blogs/pickup-lines/cheesy-pick-up-lines-dirty</id>
    <published>2018-11-16T10:04:00-05:00</published>
    <updated>2022-05-04T20:40:47-04:00</updated>
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    <title>120+ Hilarious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines That Will Make Your Crush Smile</title>
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      <name>Pickup Lines</name>
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<h2><a href="https://pickuplines.myshopify.com">Pick Up Line About Eiffel Tower</a></h2>
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<li>Are you French because Eiffel for you.</li>
<li>Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!</li>
<li>Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.</li>
<li>Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.</li>
<li>You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.</li>
<li>What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.</li>
<li>Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!</li>
<li>I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.</li>
<li>I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?</li>
<li>If you were a steak you would be well done.</li>
<li>Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.</li>
<li>Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.</li>
<li>My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.</li>
<li>Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.</li>
<li>There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.</li>
<li>If you were a library book, I would check you out.</li>
<li>Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us</li>
<li>If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?</li>
<li>If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?</li>
<li>I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?</li>
<li>I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.</li>
<li>You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.</li>
<li>My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?</li>
<li>Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?</li>
<li>Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!</li>
<li>Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!</li>
<li>Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.</li>
<li>Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)</li>
<li>Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!</li>
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<h2><a href="https://pickuplines.myshopify.com/blogs/pickup-lines/cheesy-pick-up-lines-dirty">Cheesy Pickup Line About Gravity</a></h2>
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<li>Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.</li>
<li>Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?</li>
<li>I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice</li>
<li>We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.</li>
<li>Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?</li>
<li>Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.</li>
<li>Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.</li>
<li>If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.</li>
<li>I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.</li>
<li>Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?</li>
<li>Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.</li>
<li>If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.</li>
<li>How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!</li>
<li>Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!</li>
<li>Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are... gorgeous!</li>
<li>If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.</li>
<li>Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.</li>
<li>On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.</li>
<li>Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?</li>
<li>If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.</li>
<li>Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.</li>
<li>Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.</li>
<li>Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.</li>
<li>I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.</li>
<li>Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.</li>
<li>Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.</li>
<li>Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.</li>
<li>Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.</li>
<li>Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.</li>
<li>Do you like science because I've got my ion you.</li>
<li>Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.</li>
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<h2><a href="https://pickuplines.myshopify.com/blogs/pickup-lines/cheesy-pick-up-lines-dirty">Funny Pick Up Line About Free Clothing</a></h2>
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<li>Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.</li>
<li>I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the gratest.</li>
<li>If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.</li>
<li>Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.</li>
<li>My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.</li>
<li>Wow, when god made you he was showing off.</li>
<li>If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.</li>
<li>Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.</li>
<li>If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.</li>
<li>Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?</li>
<li>Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.</li>
<li>If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.</li>
<li>Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.</li>
<li>Are you from Japan cause I'm trying to get in Japanties.</li>
<li>If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.</li>
<li>I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.</li>
<li>Did you swallow magnets? Cause you're attractive.</li>
<li>Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.</li>
<li>Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?</li>
<li>Are you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you</li>
<li>Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together.</li>
<li>Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?</li>
<li>Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?</li>
<li>Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.</li>
<li>You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart</li>
<li>Can you pinch me, because you're so fine I must be dreaming.</li>
<li>I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!</li>
<li>Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.</li>
<li>I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.</li>
<li>If I followed you home, would you keep me?</li>
<li>If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.</li>
<li>Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.</li>
<li>There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?</li>
<li>I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?</li>
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<h2><a href="https://pickuplines.myshopify.com/blogs/pickup-lines/cheesy-pick-up-lines-dirty">Cute and Funny Pick Up Line About Flowers</a></h2>
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<li>If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together</li>
<li>Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you're infected.</li>
<li>I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.</li>
<li>If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.</li>
<li>You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.</li>
<li>My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?</li>
<li>I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.</li>
<li>Is it hot in here or is it just you?</li>
<li>Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?</li>
<li>Feel my t-shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material.</li>
<li>You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.</li>
<li>Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.</li>
<li>You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.</li>
<li>My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U.</li>
<li>Did your licence get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?</li>
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<h2><a href="https://pickuplines.myshopify.com/blogs/pickup-lines/cheesy-pick-up-lines-dirty">Funny Love Up Line About Love</a></h2>
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<li>Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?</li>
<li>When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?</li>
<li>Can I take a picture of you so santa knows what I want for christmas?</li>
<li>I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?</li>
<li>I'll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast</li>
<li>What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?</li>
<li>Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!</li>
<li>If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.</li>
<li>Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?</li>
<li>Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?</li>
<li>You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.</li>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://pickuplines.myshopify.com/blogs/pickup-lines/harry-potter</id>
    <published>2018-08-08T14:28:00-04:00</published>
    <updated>2022-05-04T20:49:06-04:00</updated>
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    <title>Harry Potter Pick Up Lines</title>
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      <name>Pickup Lines</name>
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<h3>Use these pick up lines on any Harry Potter fan and you will be feeling in the air.</h3>
<p><strong>Harry Potter</strong> is a fascinating and diligent movie series that win heart of everyone. From small to Large all persons. There are huge bundles of <a href="https://pickuplines.myshopify.com" title="Pick up Lines">Harry Potter pick up lines</a> out there, but i select some of <em><strong>most interesting, funny and good pick up lines</strong></em>. I believe you would like these. All are mentioned below:</p>
<p class="action-paragraph paragraph"><span class="paragraph-text-7">Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements. <br> <br> If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss. <br> <br> My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Love good! <br> <br> I know we're not in Professor Flit wick's class, but you still are charming. <br> <br> My love for you burns like a dying phoenix. <br> <br> Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse. <br> <br> Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean. <br> <br> Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood. <br> <br> Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready. <br> <br> I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky. <br> <br> Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul. <br> <br> I've been whomping my willow thinking about you. <br> <br> If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.<br> </span></p>
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<p class="action-paragraph paragraph"><span class="paragraph-text-7">Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop dead gorgeous. <br> <br> Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming. <br> <br> You must be my horcrux, because you complete me. <br> <br> Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin? <br> <br> You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone. <br> <br> You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell. <br> <br> I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight? <br> <br> I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on! <br> <br> Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff. <br> <br> You're the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement. <br> <br> Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own. <br> <br> Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing? <br> <br> Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style! <br> <br> I heard you were in Griffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in. <br> <br> I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.<br> </span></p>
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<p class="action-paragraph paragraph"><span class="paragraph-text-7"> The Sorting Hat saw my destiny, and it said I'm meant to be in your house.<br> <br> One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle. <br> <br> You can have the portkey to my heart. <br> <br> Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus. <br> <br> Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you! <br> <br> I'd let you handle my wand any day! <br> <br> Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? <br> <br> Did you make me your horcrux? Because my heart stopped when I met you. <br> <br> Harry Potter may be the Boy Who Lived, but you're my Chosen One.<br> <br> Are you a Snitch? Because you're the finest catch here.<br> <br> You may be a muggle, but that body is magical.<br> <br> You must be a Snitch, because I've been Seeking you my whole life.</span></p>
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