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A Place for my Heart

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:32:00 +0000

	I have this little box you see I handle with great care. It's a very special box for me I keep my heart in there.

	I let it out from time to time It helps me learn to share. I hope the lessons that it gives Will teach me how to care.

	I know that if I'm careful About whom I give it to, That I can learn my lessons And also learn from you.

	I hope that when you have it Very careful you will be. For my heart is very fragile It's the biggest part of me.

	So if I trust you with my heart Please don't go astray. I wouldn't want for us to part My heart to put back away.

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The Music Box

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:31:00 +0000

When I was only seventeen,
I had my first romance;
I fell seriously in love,
At the High School Harvest Dance.

Johnny was a college man,
He was in his freshman year;
He wore a cashmere sports coat,
And was very debonair.

I felt so proud when we walked in,
All eyes had turned our way;
The corsage he had pinned on me...
I later pressed and put away.

The first and final dance,
Were both Vienna waltzes...
Played gently by the Harvest Band,
As if out of music-boxes.

Together we danced every dance,
There was not a one we missed;
And when Johnny later took me home,
At the front door...we stood and kissed.

Then Johnny led me in a waltz,
Across that cold front porch;
He hummed music in three-quarter time,
As we held each other for support.

Our love bloomed throughout that winter,
And blossomed fully in the spring;
When I graduated high school,
I was wearing Johnny's ring.

Selective Service then called Johnny,
A small war was going on;
They said he was in A-one shape,
They shipped him out to Vietnam.

Fate has a way of stepping in,
And Johnny disappeared;
The whole town wept in mourning,
And I, too, shed bitter tears.

With broken heart, I carried on,
What choice did I have?
I still cried and ached for him,
But time was a healing salve.

And, as the months rolled by,
And spring stretched on into fall...
It was on the second anniversary,
Of the High School Harvest Ball.

That a package was delivered,
Which was dirty, mussed, and torn;
Together with a "Sorry" note,
On the usual postal form.

I trembled as I opened it,
I recognized his hand;
The inner wrappings were secure,
So the contents were as planned.

First I heard a magic sound,
As I removed the object from its box;
And then what did my eyes behold,
But a dainty music-box.

Its bone china base...hand-painted,
With baby roses and green leaves;
And the music it was playing,
Was a waltz...pure Viennese.

A tiny female figure,
In a ballerina dress...
Turned in circles on its top,
In utter charmingness.

"La-la-la-la-la...la-la-la-la,"
The music-box played for me;
"La-la-la-la-la...la-la-la-la,"
The dancer danced for me to see.

I hugged the tiny music box,
And wiped away a tear;
Sweet Johnny's final gift to me,
At last had made it here.

I placed it on my bedside table,
And at night before I'd sleep...
I'd watch the ballerina dance,
And she often made me weep.

Well, the years went on; I married,
A man near Johnny's ilk;
But I always kept his music-box,
In a container lined with silk.

One of the things my daughter liked,
When she was very young...
Was for me to take down Johnny's box,
Wind it up and let it run.

And if she had trouble sleeping,
I would place the box beside her bed;
Then she would nod off sweetly,
With its gentle music in her head.

"La-la-la-la-la ... la-la-la-la,"
Sometimes I'd stand there and I'd watch;
"La-la-la-la-la ... la-la-la-la,"
As she fell asleep to Johnny's box.

And my thoughts would then go back in time,
To that High School Harvest Dance;
And that final waltz on that cold front porch,
And a young girl's first romance.

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Red Red Roses wallpaper and emails

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:23:00 +0000

O, my love is like a red, red rose,
That's newly sprung in June.
O, my love is like the melodie,
That's sweetly played in tune.

As fair thou art, my bonnie lass,
So deep in love am I,
And I will love thee still, my dear,
Till a' the seas gang dry.

Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear,
And the rocks melt wi' the sun!
And I will love thee still, my dear,
While the sands o' life shall run.

And fare thee well, my only love,
And fare thee well awhile!
And I will come again, my love,
Though it were ten thousand mile!

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Mother and Daughter

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:07:00 +0000

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Heart Prints

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:50:00 +0000

Whatever our hands touch
We leave fingerprints!
On walls, on furniture.
On doorknobs, dishes, books,
As we touch we leave our identity.

Oh please where ever I go today,
Help me leave heart prints!
Heart prints of compassion
Of understanding and love.
Heart prints of kindness
and genuine concern.

May my heart touch a lonely neighbor
Or a runaway daughter,
Or an anxious mother,
Or, perhaps, a dear friend!

I shall go out today
To leave heart prints,
And if someone should say
"I felt your touch,"
May that one sense be...
YOUR LOVE

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Because you smiled

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:47:00 +0000

If at times you feel you want to cry
And life seems such a trial
Above the clouds there's a bright blue sky
To make your tears a smile

As you travel on life's way
With its many ups and downs
Remember it's quite true to say
One smile is worth a dozen frowns

Among the world's expensive things
A smile is very cheap
And when you give a smile away,
You get one back to keep

Happiness comes at times to all
But sadness comes unbidden
And sometimes a few tears must fall
Among the laughter hidden

So when friends have sadness on their face
And troubles round them piled
The world will seem a better place
And all because you smiled...

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A Delighted Smile

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:42:00 +0000

You put a beautiful smile on my face,
That no one can hope to erase.
Your kindness fills me with delight.
Have you ever seen a smile so bright?
I have you to thank for the pleasure I feel
That I'm unable to conceal.

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Cyber Ghost

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 14:13:00 +0000

Directions:
Stare at this picture for 1 minute and something
strange will appear in the room.
This really does work so
make sure you stare for the full minute!

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College Rule

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 14:08:00 +0000

On the first day of college, the dean addressed
the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds
for all male students, and the male dormitory
to the female students. Anybody caught breaking
this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody
caught breaking this rule the second time will be
fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost
you $180. Are there any questions?"

"How much for a season pass?"

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Odd but true about men

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 14:04:00 +0000

A baby ape will always grow-up to be an ape;
likewise, a baby baboon will become an adult baboon.

A baby pig will mature into a full grown pig.

A baby jackass will always become a jackass.

Yet oddly enough, women say a young man
may grow-up to be any one of these.

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Old but true about men

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 14:04:00 +0000

A baby ape will always grow-up to be an ape;
likewise, a baby baboon will become an adult baboon.

A baby pig will mature into a full grown pig.

A baby jackass will always become a jackass.

Yet oddly enough, women say a young man
may grow-up to be any one of these.

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Love is the flower

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:56:00 +0000

"Love Is The Flower

You've Got To Let Grow."

Tell All Your Friends And Loved Ones

How Much You Love Them...

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Dont we all

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:53:00 +0000

One evening I was parked in front of the mall
wiping off my car. I had just come from the car
wash and was waiting for my wife to get out of
work. Coming my way from across the parking
lot was what society would consider a bum.
From the looks of him, he had no car, no home,
no clean clothes, and no money. There are times
when you feel generous but there are other
times that you just don't want to be
bothered. This was one of the
"Don't want to be bothered" times.

"I hope he doesn't ask me for money," I thought. He didn't. He came
and sat on the curb in front of the bus stop and he didn't look like he
could have enough money to even ride the bus. After a few minutes he
spoke. "That's a very nice car," he said. He was ragged but had an
air of dignity around him.

I said, "Thanks," and continued wiping off my car.

He sat there quietly as I worked. The expected plea for money
never came. As the silence between us widened something inside said,
'ask him if he needs any help.' I was sure that he would say yes,
but I held true to the inner voice.

"Do you need any help?" I asked. He answered in three simple but
profound words that I shall never forget. We often look for wisdom in
great men and women. We expect it from those of higher learning and
accomplishments. I expected nothing but an outstretched grimy hand.
He spoke three words that shook me.

"Don't we all?" he said.

I needed help. Maybe not for bus fare or a place to sleep, but I
needed help. I reached in my wallet and gave him not only enough
for bus fare but enough to get a warm meal and shelter for the day.
Those three little words still ring true. No matter how much you have,
no matter how much you have accomplished, you need help too. No
matter how little you have, no matter how loaded you are with
problems, even without money or a place to sleep, you can give help.
Even if it's just a compliment, you can give that.

You never know when you may see someone that appears to have it all.
They are waiting on you to give them what they don't have. A
different perspective on life, a glimpse at something beautiful, a
respite from daily chaos, that only you through a torn world can see.

Maybe the man was just a homeless stranger wandering the streets.
Maybe he was more than that. Maybe he was sent by a power that is
great and wise to minister to a soul too comfortable in themselves.

	Maybe God looked down, called an Angel, dressed him like a bum, then said, "Go minister to that man cleaning the car, that man needs help."

"Don't We All?"

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Best Friends

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:40:00 +0000

Although it's quite a statement
Well, it happens to be true
The best friend I have ever had
I'm glad to say, is you.

You're there if I should need you
And you never turn away
I know I can depend on you
At any time of day.

We've had our ups and downs
As nearly everybody does
But problems never last for long
With special friends like us.

Some people have so many friends
With whom they spend their time
But no-one has a best friend
Who's as wonderful as mine.

So thanks for always being there
Your friendship's strong and true
And I just want to let you know
I'm always there for you!

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Little Bird Told Me

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 11:00:00 +0000

A little bird told me...

Someone needed a hug and a smile...




	So I'm sending you this...

'Cause I was THINKING OF YOU!

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A Good Laugh

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 10:56:00 +0000

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Funny Facts

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 14:52:00 +0000

Did you know you share your birthday with at
least 9 other million people in the world?

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia
still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet
facilities for blacks and whites.

The human heart creates enough pressure when
it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

"I am."
is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

The longest word in the English language is 1909
letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history
not to have a full moon.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Every time you lick a stamp,
you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

Babies are born without knee caps.
They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II,
moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than
all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because
cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp
farmers...they saw it as competition.

You know that you are more likely to be killed
by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

There are 2 credit cards for every person in the US.

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would
have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds,
dogs only have about ten.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth,
but our nose and ears never stop growing.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be
39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and
have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.

The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia,
has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary.

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The Brain Surgery

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 14:48:00 +0000

In the hospital the relatives gathered
in the waiting room where their
family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm
the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one
at this time is a brain transplant."

"It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will
have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members
sat silent as they absorbed the news.

After a great length of time, someone asked,
"Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and
$200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in
the room tried not to smile avoiding eye contact with the
women, but some actually smirked.

A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted
out the question everyone wanted to ask.
"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire group
said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

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The Love of an angel

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 13:58:00 +0000

If we have faith and love That we are in God's care, Then we can believe His angels Are with us everywhere.

	Guardian angels have been sent To protect us from any harm, And to teach us about love and peace, And keep our spirits calm.

You're so very special to me
Each and every day,
That I asked the angels to bring
A little more love your way.

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Thank You for adding

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:08:00 +0000

And for those who do not like me!!!!!!

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Figure these out

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:40:00 +0000

Can You Figure These Out?
(Get A Piece Of Pen And Paper
And Write Down Your Answers...
Answers Are At The End).

Scroll Down For The Answers

Answers:
(In Order As The Pictures Appeared)

Sandbox

Man Over Board

I Understand

Reading Between The Lines

Crossroads

Tricycle

Two Degrees Below Zero

Paradise

Backward Glance

Downtown

Did You Get All Of Them?!

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If Men Got Pregnant

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:28:00 +0000

1. Morning sickness would rank as the nations
number one health problem.

2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.

3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.

6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

7. There would be a cure for stretch marks.

8. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.

9. Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.

10. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm.

Kanjoos Makkhi Choos

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 11:48:00 +0000

Kanjoos Makkhi Choos
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

Kanjoos: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

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A Kanjoos on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, Im here
My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Kanjoos:To phir baju wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay

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1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

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Kanjoos ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Kanjoos:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon dor raha hay

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A Kanjoos called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Kanjoos: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Sohan Bhai Died".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Kanjoos: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .
Sohan Bhai Died - Suzuki for Sale .

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Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Kanjoos ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana.

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Shadi me 1 Kanjoos bahut der tk khata raha,
Kse ne pocha bhae kb tk khaty rhogy?
Kanjoos: Yaar me khud kha kha k thak gya hun pr kya karoon card me likha tha "Dinner 7 to 10pm
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Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q le rahe ho
Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.

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EK KANJOOS KHALI KATOREY MAIN
ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA
WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA
AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN
KANJOOS NE JAWAB DIYA
MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL
SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON

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Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Kanjoos:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

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After ICE Rain in China

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:32:00 +0000

Prayer for you

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:31:00 +0000

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This Morning When I Wakened

And Saw The Sun Above,

I Softly Said, "Good Morning, Lord,

Bless Everyone I Love."

Right Away I Thought Of You

And Said A Loving Prayer,

That He Would Bless You Specially,

And Keep You Free From Care.

I Thought Of All The Happiness

A Day Could Hold In Store,

I Wished It All For You Because

No One Deserves It More.

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