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Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer signed photo

2010-12-10T10:20:00.000-08:00

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True Blood Yourself - Ryan Kwanten

2010-12-09T10:17:00.000-08:00

Alexander Skarsgard signed photo

2010-12-06T10:13:00.000-08:00

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Gap Wants: Ryan Kwanten and Isabel Lucas

2010-11-15T22:00:00.000-08:00

Flying the Australian flag for the latest GAP Holiday campaign are home-grown hotties Isabel Lucas and Ryan Kwanten. The What do you want? lookbook features other fashionable talent too, including Victoria's Secret model Lily Adridge, blogger Susie Bubble and humanitarian Lauren Bush who share their charitable wishes for the Christmas season whilst modelling some scrummy winter looks by Gap. Nature loving Isabel cites "Sequins in the City, and more fish in the sea" whilst True Blood hottie Ryan simply wants "All hugs, no worries". I think we could help Ryan out with a hug or two! For every Facebook 'like' Gap gets, they'll donate $1 to the celebs' chosen charity; how's that for Christmas spirit?

Source: FabSugar

Alexander Skarsgard Buttons Up and Preps For His True Blood Return

2010-11-15T05:22:00.000-08:00

Alexander Skarsgard sported shades as he stopped by Urth Cafe in LA on Friday morning. The actor has been laying low in CA while his girlfriend, Kate Bosworth, shoots her latest project "BFF and Baby". Alex popped by to bring Kate lunch on set this week as he takes a break between projects. He spent his Summer in Hawaii filming "Battleship" alongside Rihanna, and has since been enjoying taking Kate on dates rather than getting into costume. He'll be back to work in the coming weeks, though, when True Blood starts shooting season four.

Source: PopSugar

'Vampire Diaries' Actress Courtney Ford Joins 'True Blood' Cast

2010-11-12T13:07:00.000-08:00

Looks like Courtney Ford is the latest actress to be bitten by the vampire bug. She recently appeared on "The Vampire Diaries" as Duke graduate student Vanessa, and now she's the latest actress to come on board for "True Blood"'s fourth season.

Just like on "The Vampire Diaries," Courtney will be playing a human character surrounded by vampires, but we're hoping her stint on "True Blood" lasts a bit longer. Deadline reports that she will be playing Portia Bellefleur, the stiff, lawyer sister of Detective Andy Bellefleur.

For those of you who have read the "Southern Vampire Mysteries" novels, you know that Portia's first appearance serves a very particular purpose in the Sookie-Bill romance.

Considering the two of them weren't on the best of terms when season three finished, we could see Alan Ball cooking up a very similar plotline for the television series.

As far as we know, Portia isn't an integral part of the witches plotline like "Harry Potter" star Fiona Shaw is, but Alan has a habit of manipulating the stories Charlaine Harris wrote for his own purposes.

Read more: MTV

No Twilight for Ryan Kwanten

2010-11-11T13:00:00.000-08:00

HBO's "True Blood" star Ryan Kwanten stays 'true' to his vampire clan.

While there was an audience pulling for him to get a role in "Twilight's Breaking Dawn," he admits he didn't have any desire to be part of such a monstrous franchise.

"Not really. I see why people love it and I see why it has a huge audience. I just don't like that material, it's just not my cup of tea," he told NextMovie.com.

But like it or not, hunky vampires are a hot commodity in Hollywood these days. "The Twilight Saga" just sunk its teeth into the People Choice Awardswith eight nominations.

Could this be a battle of the vampire hunks?

No, and if he wanted to compete, he would have posed nude on the cover of Rolling Stone like some of his "True Blood" co-stars did.

'Ah no, there's no reason to. I do it somewhat willingly for 'True Blood' -- it always come from a story point that is never truly arbitrary. I can't for the life of me see why I would [pose nude], unless it was an unbelievable pitch," he explained. "I don't see why there would be a need for me to be nude on the cover of a magazine."

Read more: Celebrity Circuit

Oh bite me!

2010-11-10T13:00:00.000-08:00

Black t-shirt with text "Oh bite me!".

Adult sizes, 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton. Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem. Taped neck and shoulders.

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True Blood Hunk: Will He and His Fiancée Elope?

2010-11-09T13:00:00.000-08:00

True Blood stud Joe Manganiello's wedding bells are getting louder.

How's the planning for the big day coming along for him and fiancée Audra Marie? We'll let Mr. Manganiello tell you…

"We're figuring it all out right now," Manganiello told us last night at the Casting Society of America Artios Awards in L.A., adding, "She's kind of doing the daily grunt work—reading magazines, going online, looking at all of the websites. I just kind of say 'Yes' or 'No' or kind of make a sound, a grunt."

Read more: eOnline

Vampire Sex Makes People Forget Traditional Lovemaking‎

2010-11-08T13:00:00.000-08:00

Intense, wild, and dramatic vampire sex could add spice to your night life.

With TV shows like 'True Blood,' 'Vampire Diaries,' and 'Twilight' movies and books, vampires and their signature form of sex have sunk their teeth into pop culture in a major way.

"Everything is more intense, more dramatic, and more passionate than what one would normally expect," ABC News quoted writer L.A. Banks, as saying.

"It's a love that can go all night but without the little blue pill," said Banks.

Banks is the author of the 'Vampire Huntress Legends' series, a 12-book saga dripping with erotica of the underworldly sort.

"The biting on the neck has to happen.

"What it does is it makes the sex something exotic and taboo. It makes it terrible and intriguing at the same time," said Banks.

"The suggestion of 'What would happen if,' the curiosity-the whole thing of the vampire is desire.

"If you have this pining, aching desire, that's part of the draw," said Banks.

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2010-11-07T13:00:00.000-08:00

100% cotton adult size t-shirt with text "Fangbanger". Available in different colors. Custom made, preshrunk, machine washable. Excellent quality t-shirt.

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True Blood Becoming A Movie?

2010-11-06T13:00:00.000-07:00

This won’t come as a surprise to anyone. Told that there’s already natter at HBO regarding transferring (fellow countryman) Stephen Moyer’s series True Blood to cinema screens. The show, starring Moyer and real-life bride Anna Paquin, is the flagship show for the cabler and quite simply, a phenomenon. It’s insane how popular this thing is! Of course they’re thinking of ways to further exploit that brand!

I imagine what HBO will do is another season… maybe two… and then transition into the multiplexes - same thing they’re doing with Entourage and did with Sex and the City. All I could get was that it would happen “sooner rather than later” and that there’s a “chance” Alan Ball may want to direct. Grisly rumour but a believable one.

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Ryan Kwanten 'avoids True Blood spoilers'

2010-11-05T13:00:00.000-07:00

Ryan Kwanten has revealed that he tries to avoid finding out what will happen in True Blood.

Speaking to Entertainment Weekly, Kwanten explained that he wants the reactions of his character Jason to be as real as possible.

"I pride myself on being one of the last to know [what will happen] because I almost feel like it hinders my performance to know too much," he said.

"Because Jason very rarely knows what's happening in the next minute, let alone the next episode. So I like playing it with that kind of spontaneity."

Read more: Digital Spy

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True Blood Internal Organs T-Shirt

2010-11-04T21:00:00.000-07:00

This fitted white tee has a front screen featuring a True Blood logo and a diagram of a human's internal organs. Creepy!

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Memorable quotes from True Blood season 1 - Part 2

2010-11-04T05:00:00.000-07:00

TRUE BLOOD SEASON 1 QUOTE	SPOKEN BY	EPISODE
"You cannot check me out like a library book!"	Sookie	Ep. 108: The Fourth Man In The Fire
"Lift the ribeye. Let me see what we're dealing with."	Tara	Ep. 104: Escape From Dragon House
"I am the worst brother in the world."	Jason	Ep. 108: The Fourth Man In The Fire
Sookie: "Why should I continue seeing you?"Bill: "Because you will never find a human man you can be yourself with."	Sookie & Bill	Ep. 103: Mine
"And the beauty and the tragedy of it is... that you don't know just how different you are."	Bill to Sookie	Ep. 108: The Fourth Man In The Fire
"I just want to lick your mind!"	Jason to Amy	Ep. 108: The Fourth Man In The Fire
"No darlin' we're white. He's dead."	Arlene to Coby	Ep. 105: Sparks Fly Out
"I shoulda known somethin' wasn't right. The second you walked into my life carrying that big bag of crazy. 'Cause any woman with a purse that big is bound ta have somethin' I don't wanna know about."	Jason to Amy	Ep. 109: Plasir D'Amour
"Humans... honestly Bill, I don't know what you see in them."	Eric to Bill	Ep. 109: Plasir D'Amour
"Oh, I'm not here for money. I'm here for Sookie."	Bill to Bartlett	Ep. 107: Burning House Of Love
"Discrimination against vampires is punishable by law in the great state of Louisiana. Personally, I don't give a f*. But I AM THIRSTY."	Malcolm	Ep. 107: Burning House Of Love
Bill: "Tell me, do you enjoy livin' halfway up his backside the way you do?"Pam: "Yes, it's nice. You should try it sometime."	Bill & Pam	Ep. 109: Plasir D'Amour
"Y'all excuse us. I need Sookie upstairs. Just give us a little girl time. Come on Lafayette."	Tara	Ep. 106: Cold Ground
"$799.95 and a couple or rums on the house."	Jeanette to Tara	Ep. 109: Plasir D'Amour
Pam: "If I was a human, I would get chills right about now." Eric: "Not me."	Pam & Eric	Ep. 109: Plasir D'Amour
Pam: "There's vampire in your cleavage."Sookie: "Oh, eww! " Pam: "Here let me get that for you."	Pam & Sookie	Ep. 109: Plasir D'Amour
"Oh, this aint rude. This is upitty. THAT'S FOR PATTIN' MY ASS TO MUCH! IMA GET MY BABY DADDY, WHO JUST GOT OUTTA PRISON, TO COME KICK YOUR TEEF IN!"	Tara	Ep. 101: Strange Love
"I know every man, whether straight, gay, or George mother-fin’ Bush, is terrified of the py."	Lafayette to Sookie & Arlene	Ep. 101: Strange Love
"You don't need any help to look like a fool."	Adele to Jason	Ep. 102: The First Taste
Sookie: "Oh, they’re just staring at me because my brother’s in some kind of trouble with the police. But Bill, did you know Maudette Pickens?"Bill: "I did not. They are staring at us, because I am a vampire, and you are mortal."	Sookie & Bill	Ep. 101: Strange Love
Lafayette: "Hey, hooker. How you doin’? What you doin’ here?"Tara: "I work here."Lafayette: "Oh, no, the hell you don’t."Tara: "Oh, yes, the hell I do too, you ugly bitch. You need to make peace with that."	Lafayette & Tara	Ep. 102: The First Taste
"Your hair is like a sunset after a bomb went off! Pretty."	Terry to Arlene	Ep. 112: You'll Be The Death Of Me
"If we reach out to one another, we can coexist and even thrive together."	Bill to the Descendents of the Glorious Dead	Ep. 105: Sparks Fly Out
"No! No! No! There are rules!"	Bill to Jessica	Ep. 111: To Love Is To Bury
"Hug yer neck!"	Arlene to Terry	Ep. 112: You'll Be The Death of Me
"I want to kill people. I’m so hungry, and all you do is talk, and I’m starving. You’re so mean! You're supposed to take care of me. That’s what you said. And, oh, you SUCK! hahahahahahahaha That’s funny because you Do suck."	Jessica to Bill	Ep. 111: To Love Is To Bury
"You're the worst maker EVER!"	Jessica to Bill	Ep. 111: To Love Is To Bury
''Puto, pendejo, de mierda. It's in Spanish, and it sounds funny as hell."	Tara to Lafayette	Ep. 105: Sparks Fly Out
"There are favors, and then there are FAVORS."	Eric to Bill	Ep. 112: You'll Be The Death Of Me
"Man up my friend. She's only one night old."	Eric to Bill	Ep. 111: To Love Is To Bury
"Don't blame the Ferrari just because yo' ass can't drive."	Lafayette to Jason	Ep. 103: Mine
"I know every man, whether straight, gay, or George mutha" fking Bush, is terrified of the p*y. "	Lafayette to Dawn, Arlene, and Sookie	Ep. 102: The First Taste
If you're gona accuse me of lying, be a man and say it out loud for pete's sake. Either way im gona hear you, whether you look me in the eye or not. Lets face it, theres not a whole lotta ideas in there. Like mice in a cage. I know youre grasping at straws, but dont drag my borther down with you."	Sookie to Andy Bellfleur in Merlottes Bar after talking to Tara	Ep. 105: Sparks Fly Out
"He kissed you?" "That's none of your business." "WHat else did you do?" "That's really none of your business"	Sam and Sookie on their "date" after the DGD	Ep. 105: Sparks Fly Out
"Bitch, you come in my house, you eat my food the way i f*ing make it! You understand me? Tip your waitress."	Lafayette	Ep. 105: Sparks Fly Out
"My life sucks so much ass"	Jason	Ep. 105: Sparks Fly Out
"First, i get hauled in by the cops. Then, i gotta let a dud drain my Johnson. Thats a f** of a day"*	Jason	Ep. 105: Sparks Fly Out
"Are you asking me out?" "Yeah...thats pretty much how i do it. Sometimes they even say yes."	Sookie and Sam	Ep. 105: Sparks Fly Out
"Sookie, you've got no future with a vampire." "They cant die, ive got nothing but a future with one."	Sookie and Sam	Ep. 105: Sparks Fly Out
"That boy is sex on a stick!"	Lafayette	Ep. 102: The First Taste
"Oh lover, you gonna make me clutch my pearls."	Lafayette to Jason	Ep. 103: Mine
"You never called me back. Now if I remembered what feelings were, mine might be hurt."	Malcom to Bill	Ep. 107: Burning House Of Love
Doctor: "We need to aspirate. I need to drain the blood out of your penis."Tara: "Okay, I'll leave you to it!"Jason: grabbing Tara's arm "Where're you goin'?"Tara: "Look, I would admit to sometimes having a sick curiosity about medical shit, but I ain't that fucking curious?"	ER doctor, Jason & Tara	Ep. 104: Escape From Dragon House
"What the f** is it with white people and Jello?"*	Lafayette to Tara	Ep. 106: Cold Ground
"Oh my f*ing God, girl! This is about to get ugly."	Lafayette to Tara at Gran's funeral	Ep. 106: Cold Ground
Pam: "Does your mama know you're here?"Jason: "My mama's dead."Pam: "So am I."	Jason trying to get into Fantasia	Ep. 107: Burning House Of Love
"Do it. I want you to."	Sookie To Bill	Ep. 106: Cold Ground
"F me? I'll f* you, boy. I'll f*** ya and then I'll eat ya."*	redneck vampire to guy at the Grabbit Quick	Ep. 101: Strange Love
Eric: "Are you quite attached to your friend?"Bill: "She is mine."Eric: "What a pity. For me."	Eric and Bill	Ep. 104: Escape From Dragon House
"I've got gout... of the dick!"	Jason to Lafayette	Ep. 104: Escape From Dragon House
"You just shut your nasty mouth mister. You might be a vampire, but when you talk to me, you will talk to me like the lady that I am."	Sookie to Bill	Ep. 101: Strange Love
"Well, if you're their poster boy, the mainstreaming movement is in deep trouble. Tru-Blood: It'll keep you alive, but it will bore you to DEATH."	Eric to Bill	Ep. 109: Plasir D'Amour
Bill: "I find myself doubting whether you were ever truly human."Pam: "Thank you."	Bill & Pam	Ep. 111: To Love Is To Bury
Sookie: "Are you sure? She WAS a woman."Jason: "Well, at least she was human."	Sookie & Jason	Ep. 102: The First Taste
"I am vampire."	Bill to Sookie	Ep. 107: Burning House of Love
"That ain't mine, I swear."	Andy Bellefleur to Sookie and Tara upon finding a body in his backseat.	Ep. 112: You'll Be The Death of Me
"Vampire bar wasn't all it was made out to be. I hear there are a lot of freaks and people from Arkansas."	Arlene to Sookie when talking about Fangtasia	Ep. 105: Sparks Fly Out

Source: True Blood Wiki

Memorable quotes from True Blood season 1 - Part 1

2010-11-03T13:00:00.000-07:00

TRUE BLOOD SEASON 1 QUOTE	SPOKEN BY	EPISODE
"You're wearing gold pants!"	Jason to Lafayette	Ep. 103: Mine
"Someone needs to get down on my Johnson."	Liam to anyone (Janella did the deed)	Ep. 103: Mine
"Bill, you were just licking blood out of my head. I don't think it gets much more personal than that."	Sookie	Ep. 102: The First Taste
"I'm not so sure you even have another side; you no account backwoods trash!"	Sookie	Ep. 101: Strange Love
"Don't say UH-OH! Vampires do NOT say UH-OH!"	Sookie	Ep. 104: Escape From Dragon House
"Take your clip out? May I? I can smell the sunlight on your skin."	Bill	Ep. 102: The First Taste
"Oh, but you have many other very juicy arteries. There's one in the groin that's a particular favorite of mine."	Bill	Ep. 101: Strange Love
"Sookie, this is very strange."	Bill	Ep. 102: The First Taste
"You're dumber than a box o' hair, and now you can't even get it up?"	Dawn	Ep. 103: Mine
"Giving Jason Stackhouse vampire blood is like giving Ho-Hos to a diabetic. You know he can't control himself."	Tara	Ep. 105: Sparks Fly Out
"'Scuse me. Who ordered the hamburger... with AIDS? In this restaurant, a hamburger deluxe comes with french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and AIDS! Do anyone got a problem wit dat? Aw baby, it's too late for that. Faggots been breeding your cows, raisin' your chickens, even brewin' your beer long before I walked my sexy ass up in this mother f*er. Everything on your God damn table got aids. Well all you gots to do is say hold the aids here. Eat it! Bitch, you come into my house ,you gonna eat the food THE WAY I F*IN' MAKE IT! Do you understand me? Tip your waitress."	Lafayette	Ep. 105: Sparks Fly Out
"Tell me, Sheriff, were any of these unfortunate women found exsanguinated? Were they completely drained of their blood? Because, a fresh corpse, full of blood, would be irresistible to any vampire. (licks his lips!) I dare say, not even I..."	Bill to Bud & Andy	Ep. 105: Sparks Fly Out
I've got gout... of the dick!"	Jason to Lafayette	Ep. 104: Escape From Dragon House
"FANGtasia?"	Sookie to Bill	Ep. 104: Escape From Dragon House
"This isn't the time or the place for you to be marking your territory."	Bill to Sam	Ep. 106: Cold Ground
"Vampires are always in some kind of trouble. I prefer to be in it with you."	Bill to Sookie	Ep. 104: Escape From Dragon House
"You's a stupid bitch, Jason Stackhouse."	Lafayette	Ep. 105: Sparks Fly Out
"If she talked any more shit, she'd look like a turd."	Lafayette	Ep. 106: Cold Ground
'Suppose she gets pregnant. How can she nurse a baby with fangs?"	Arlene	Ep. 107: Burning House Of Love
"Come on. I'll show my weiner on your website."	Jason to Lafayette	Ep. 107: Burning House Of Love
"Go on and do it! I want you to bite me."	Sookie to Bill	Ep. 106: Cold Ground
"Sookie is mine!"	Bill to Liam, Malcolm & Diane	Ep. 103: Mine
Sookie: "So, how do I look?"Bill:>"You look like vampire bait.Sookie: "So, you're saying I look nice?"	Sookie & Bill	Ep. 104: Escape From Dragon House
"Bill, this is not a date. Ok. I'm for real. It is NOT a date."	Sookie to Bill	Ep. 104: Escape From Dragon House
"May I call on you sometime?"	Bill to Sookie	Ep. 101: Strange Love
"It's huge and purple. It the size of an eggplant."	ER doctor to Jason	Ep. 104: Escape From Dragon House
Mainstreaming's for pussies."	Liam	Ep. 107: Burning House Of Love
Tara: "Nothing says 'I'm sorry' like a tuna cheese casserole."Lafayette: "Another one?"	Tara & Lafayette	Ep. 106: Cold Ground
"Don't you need a ouija board and some chicken bones?"	Tara	Ep. 107: Burning House Of Love
"I just paid four hundred dollars to watch you drown a possum."	Tara	Ep. 107: Burning House Of Love
"Maybe I'm just... unboyfriendable."	Tara	Ep. 107: Burning House Of Love
"You're just as f*ed up as your bus!"	Tara to Jeanette	Ep. 107: Burning House Of Love
"You think about whatever you think about. You're safe as long as you're with me."	Bill to Sookie	Ep. 107: Burning House Of Love
Bill:>"Yes, you're Sookie's employer." Sam: "Not when we're off the clock."Bill:>"No, technically, you still are."	Bill & Sam	Ep. 105: Sparks Fly Out
"I can bring you back to life."	Bill	Ep. 101: Strange Love
"I always look forward to Monday nights. First I watch Heroes, then I have you."	Eddie to Lafayette	Ep. 108: The Fourth Man In The Fire
"Look. It's a possum prick."	Terry Bellefleur	Ep. 108: The Fourth Man In The Fire
Maxine's thoughts as overheard by Sookie: "I heard they almost cut off her head. I don't see any blood. Should have got here sooner. Maybe I should have brought my red velvet cake instead."	Maxine Fortenberry (in regards to Adele's death)	Ep. 106: Cold Ground
"What the f** is it with white people and jello? Sookie don't need no bad ju ju cookin'. Smell this. You can smell the fear and nastiness coming up off that kern-bread."*	Lafayette to Tara	Ep. 106: Cold Ground
"You think that it's not magic that keeps you alive? Just 'cause you understand the mechanics of how something works, doesn't make it any less of a miracle, which is just another word for magic. We're all kept alive by magic, Sookie. My magic's just a little different from yours, that's all."	Bill to Sookie	Ep. 103: Mine

Source: True Blood Wiki

Evan Rachel Wood Says She Dated True Blood's Skarsgard

2010-11-02T21:00:00.000-07:00

Were they or weren't they?

Rumors swirled last year that True Blood costars Alexander Skarsgård and Evan Rachel Wood were sinking their teeth into each other off-camera when they were spotted hanging out off-set.

Neither of the actors ever confirmed it. Until now...sorta.

"God, that set is just a lovefest over there," she told us. "I've even been there myself. I did date one of the castmembers already."

But that's in the past. Now, she has another costar to think about. He's not someone on True Blood, but a young hottie in The Ides of March, a political drama directed by George Clooney.

Read full story on eOnline

True Blood Red Velvet Cupcakes

2010-11-02T05:00:00.000-07:00

Cupcakerehab presents this wonderful recipe:

TRUE BLOOD RED VELVET CUPCAKES

First get together:

* 1 & ¾ cups cake flour
* ¼ cup + 2 tablespoons butter, softened
* 1 & ¼ cups sugar
* 1 & ½ large eggs*
* 3 Tbs red food coloring
* 1 Tbs + 1 ½ tsp unsweetened cocoa powder
* ¾ tsp vanilla extract
* ¾ tsp salt
* ¾ cup buttermilk
* ¾ tsp cider vinegar
* ¾ tsp baking soda

Then you:

1. Preheat oven to 350°F. Line pan with paper liners.
2. In a small bowl, sift the cake flour and set aside.
3. In a large bowl cream the butter and sugar until very light and fluffy, about 5 minutes. Add the eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition.
4. In a small bowl, whisk together the red food coloring, cocoa and vanilla. Add to the batter and beat well.
5. In a measuring cup, stir the salt into the buttermilk. Add to the batter in three parts alternating with the flour. With each addition, beat until the ingredients are incorporated, but do not over beat.
6. In a small bowl, stir together the cider vinegar and baking soda. Add to the batter and mix well. Using a rubber spatula, scrape down the batter in the bowl, making sure the ingredients are well blended and the batter is smooth.
7. Fill cups ½ full and bake 20-25 minutes, Cool in pans for 10 minutes, then remove from pans and cool completely.

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True Blood Mouse Pad Eric

2010-11-01T13:00:00.000-07:00

What can you say about a half naked picture of Alexander Skarsgard on your desk all day? It is as fantastic as you would expect. If you're into that sort of thing...

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Eight True Blood Sex Scenes You Shouldn’t Try at Home

2010-10-31T21:00:00.001-07:00

One of the things we love most about True Blood is its commitment to being outrageous, over-the-top, and frankly insane. (We also appreciate the frequent nudity.) And while the show has thrown a few touching, sensual love scenes our way, it's also shown us a wealth of sex acts best left on the screen. Nerve have compiled a list of eight sex scenes you shouldn't try at home.

1) Maryann robs the cradle

A naked teenager has broken into your house, clearly attempting to steal your valuables. (In this situation, you are a mysterious, sexy, and affluent older woman.) Do you: A) call the police, B) come at him with the bat you happen to keep by your bed for just such an occasion, or C) fuck him, because, hey, he's already naked, right? Beyond Maryann's creepy maenad fluttering, this is just all sorts of wrong. For one thing, Sam is maybe seventeen when this happens. For another, a home invasion should never end in sexy times, unless one of the cops who comes to make the arrest and take your statement is hot and just ending his shift.

Hazards: Statutory rape charges, loss of valuables.

2) Sookie and Bill do it in the road

One of the first indications we got that True Blood was willing to really "go there" was this scene, in which a reunited Sookie and Bill just go ahead and have sex on the ground Bill had just burst out of. Yes, they were relieved to see each other, especially because Sookie believed him to be dead. But Bill is, of course, covered in dirt, and while that's not the grossest thing people have been covered in on this show, we have to imagine that made things both uncomfortable and deeply unsanitary for Sookie.

Hazards: Scrapes and cuts, UTIs, fines for public indecency.

3) Eric is no one-minute man

From the moment Yvetta the Fangtasia dancer was hired (in a pre-season webisode), Eric clearly took more than a professional interest in her. We only catch the tail-end of this sex scene between the two (pun mostly intended), but it seems that Eric has good reason to pride himself on his stamina. Given what he tells Sookie, Eric's been thrusting away with his crazy vampire speed for hours upon hours. Wonderful for him, we're sure, but poor, poor Yvetta. We know Eric is exceptionally hot and all, but does anyone want that?

Hazards: Dehydration, muscle cramps, painful chafing.

» See the complete list at Nerve

True Blood "Attract a human" banner

2010-10-31T21:00:00.000-07:00

True Blood banner at San Diego Comic-Con International.
By Loren Javier

Evan Rachel Wood on MTV EMA 2010

2010-10-30T13:00:00.000-07:00

Stunning True Blood actress Evan Rachel Wood will be on hand to present an award live from Madrid’s Caja Magica at MTV EMA 2010.

MTV EMA 2010 will stream live on www.mtvema.com and Facebook from 9pm CET on Sunday 7 November 2010.

Other performers and presenters are Miley Cyrus, B.o.B., plus Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) and Pauly D from Jersey Shore.

True Blood Necklace

2010-10-29T21:00:00.000-07:00

A must for all True Blood "Bill" fans out there!

This pendant says it all with the inscription "Love" and "Bill is mine".

Embellished with a red Swarovski crystal.
Love charm and chain are sterling silver.

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True Blood at EyeCon Convention

2010-10-29T13:00:00.000-07:00

Four cast members from True Blood are so far confirmed to be at the EyeCon “True Blood” Convention in Orlando, from Nov. 5 - 7.

These four are:
- Allan Hyde, who plays Godric

- Sam Trammell, who plays shape-shifting Sam Merlotte

- Kristin Bauer van Straten, who plays vampire Pam

- Joe Manganiello, who portrays werewolf Alcide

Read more:
EyeCon convention website.

Source:
Orlando Sentinel

True Blood drinks - Bloody Mary

2010-10-29T05:00:00.000-07:00

Bloody Mary recipe:
1 1/2 ounces (1 jigger) vodka
1/2 cup tomato juice
2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice
Worcestershire sauce to taste
Tabasco to taste
1 celery stick for garnish
1 lemon wedge for garnish

Combine the vodka, the tomato juice, the lemon juice, the Worcestershire sauce, the Tabasco, 1 cup ice cubes, and salt and pepper to taste, shake the mixture well, and strain it into a tall glass filled with ice cubes. Garnish the Bloody Mary with the celery stick and the lemon wedge.

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