Pine Valley Podcast

More Pancakes and Poetry (Really?)

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 23:17:12 -0500

In a dazzlingly original display of sexual bravado, Greenlee paints her body in Aidumb's poetry. (We're serious. She does. And it's gross.)"Father-of-the-Year" Cryan Lavery makes (V-Tach-free) pancakes for Emma. Angie yells.Taylor cries.Kendull complains.Zach sulks.Petey scores!Randi... well, Randi doesn't do anything, really.PVP founder and debonair commentator Taylor Crawford joins us this week

Square Peg in a Round Hole

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 23:38:27 -0500

Greenlee is so calm as to be comatose, and Kendall is someone we really don't even care about anymore. Petey gets electrocuted. (Huh? This better be Chuck Pratt's way of getting him to forget Colby!) Frankie attempts to comfort a D.B.T.E. Randi. (Actually, we couldn't tell she was sad, bless her heart). Annie and Petey continue to delight, but Jackson and Carmen still wanna make us hurl.Seems

Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 01:01:17 -0500

Chuck Pratt undoes an "undone" abortion, but pretty much murders the character of Josh in the process.Angie and Frankie blow out the speakers on my high-definition television. Taylor and Jake and Amanda continue to delight.No Tad and Krystal, but less Colby, bless her heart!InsAnnie loses her baby, and Melissa Clare Egan gets to do what she does best. (We're loving it.)I'm so over the Suxtet, but

Shadow Explorer, YOU ROCK!

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:26:29 -0500

I got my file back!! If any of y'all use Windows Vista, download Shadow Explorer, now! And for any of you who care to listen mid-week to a new podcast from last week, here it is! (And let's keep the ass-toot commentary going and the opinions flowing here.) 09/05/08 Podcast

This Week, On All My Children!

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:18:54 -0500

As some of y'all know, the computer program that I use to record my podcasts broke down around 2 in the morning last night and corrupted my file. (At 2:01 a.m., Ashley broke down.) But hey, they are bigger things in life to blubber about, so let's talk about The Kids! Affter being away for a week and not getting a new PVP this week, your ass-toot commentary is needed now more than ever. So come

Well, We Felt Something

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 21:42:00 -0500

Fletcher was killed by a chick! (We loved it, and I, for one, am loving me some Taylor.)"Bella" stunk up the room, but our precious Amanda still came out smelling like a rose.Turns out, Jesse couldn't call Angie all those years because he was in the loony bin and couldn't find any quarters lying around.Crazy Kathy lights up our lives, and Baby Jenny is a joy.Suxtet who? InsAnnie what? (Okay,

First, the Good News...

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:25:32 -0500

We got some SMOKIN'-HOT sex with Amamda and Jake (even if it was way too short a session).Devil Erica and Angel Erica was the most delicious we've seen La Kane in at least a year.No Trollby!InsAnnie gets more insAnnier.Angie and Franklin finally call Jesse on the whole "I've-been-on-the-run-for-20-years-but-somehow-I-know-how-to-make-Lamb-Chops-with-a-Moroccan-Spice-Rub-and-Asparagus-Risotto."

Buzzworthy Radio Interview!

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:39:27 -0500

Winner or Snoozer?

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:44:31 -0500

InsAnnie gets crazier, but doesn't catfight Kendall.Greenlee and Aidumb keep having not-so-hot sex.Carmen goes for Jackson, and doesn't get bitch slapped by Erica.Fletcher offers Frankie a deal that Frankie would prefer to refuse (and a storyline that I prefer would go away).I'm losing my patience, folks. I'm sure Esensten and Brown are gone, yet the silliness remains. Please keep me hangin' on -

Split Decisions

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:32:22 -0500

Greenlee marries Aidumb, while Ryan re-marries InsAnnie. Jack and Erica break, and Erica and Sam make.... small talk? During her first week in town, Taylor is all charm (uh, not really) as she graces Jake and Frankie with her presence.Amamda continues her personal quest to represent and promote strong women of the world everywhere! Jordan and I are like two ships in the night this week. Not only

It's Better Than a Sleeping Pill!

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:18:29 -0500

Is anyone surprised by the developments this week? InsAnnie tries to kill Greenlee.Greenlee remains oblivious to InsAnnie's craziness.Kendall obsesses over Ryan and InsAnnie, but doesn't seem to remember that she has children.Fletcher propositions Frankie. (Okay, even we couldn't have predicted the idiocy of this particular turn.)Erica looks hot! (Now that is one lady who never bores.)So glad to

Apologies

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 23:43:46 -0500

And I'm not talking about the song by Grace Potter and The Nocturnals. Y'all are heatin' up this blog, and I'm afraid I've brought it all to a screeching halt. Alas, I was not able to post a podcast this week. No Jesse/Frankie re-enactments, no Erica on a "date" with Sexy Sammy, no Coldby rants, no Blandie "blowups." I will be back next week - I promise, but until then, here's an oldie but

Too Many Teens!

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 22:33:08 -0500

As our troublesome teens get dumber, Blandie gets evil-er.Ryan loves Greenlee, and Kendull tells her so.Erica "eats" her first post-jail meal.As Angie's weave gets smaller, Tad and Krystal's riff grows.Julie Hanan Craputhers, Megan McTrash... Just two classic ABC Daytime TPTB that have made our Hall of Shame. We've got a new one to add: for her recent casting brilliance in putting on the canvas a

Who's That's Girl?

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 21:54:45 -0500

Blandie is kicking (Greenlee's) ass and compiling baby names.Angie and Jesse worry about that nasty Randy taking their precious Franklin for a ride (literally).Ryan rescues Greenlee, but Aidumb gets all the thanks (if you know what I mean).Jake is still waiting for his storyline to arrive - and it's coming on July 24th, with the arrival of Beth Ehler's "Taylor."I'm sort of looking forward to Beth

Teenage Wasteland

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:37:59 -0500

The teen scene is killing my AMC dreams, even with the arrival of Petey Cortlandt. How much more can we take??Richie is dead, and we really (really) miss him.Amanda and Josh might as well be dead.Jessie "dicks" out -- playing private detective and cop all rolled into one!Greenlee falls from her boat - maybe the richest girl in Pine Valley should upgrade her teeny ride.No song this week. My damn

Troublesome Teens & Other Summer Scenes

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 00:44:54 -0500

NuColby & Co. are up to summer hijinks - too bad we don't care.Greenlee, Kendall and Babe go "Extremities" on Richie. (It was kind of weird if you ask us).Blandie is full-on evil, letting Richie escape and possibly killing the man. (Gee, you think that's what happens?)Jake still has no storyline.Do we all know what's about to happen? Doesn't it make an already challenged show a little more boring

So What?

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 15:13:17 -0500

We all know that... Richie's gonna die.Blandie's gonna get pregnant with Ryan's baby.Aidumb and Greenlee ain't gonna make it.Franklin and Randi will hook up.NuColby's gonna drive off a cliff and into a sea of boulders. (Oh, wait a minute - that was Greenlee last year. Damn.)Jordan and I are Debbie Downers this week. With old writers on the way out and a new writer heading in, there's lots of safe

Appearances Aren't Everything

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:43:21 -0500

Richie appears as if he's getting out of jail, only to realize that it appears that he will be getting his ass kicked by Zach.Angie appears as if she's about to slaughter a goat in a Santeria ritual.Greenlee appears as if she needs another romp in the sack- with Josh (but we'll take Jake, too).The NuColby appears as if she needs acting class. The Emmys came and went, and our little show, well...

Oh No They Didn't!

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 22:32:24 -0500

Oh yes - they did. Dixie and Tad have a final meeting - and the prospects of Jordan's "astral plane" storyline get dimmer.Kendall gets whinier, while Zach gets manlier.Greens has sex with Josh!!!!!!Lily says goodbye.Since Jordan and I have met, we've had almost not one single disagreement betwixt us - that is, until Liza Colby. What do y'all think? Another great love for Tad - in Liza? Why am I

New Beginnings for Old Flames

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:08:27 -0500

Adam reveals the truth about Kate-thy, so Tad and Adam make nice - for the moment.Greenlee gets woe-is-me-wasted, and her ex-dude just may get to bust out some old moves on her."Trailer-Trash" turned "Yummy-Mummy" Babe goes "Brooklyn-Hooker" Babe, and gets herself in a whole mess o' trouble.Erica mourns for the loss of... Kendall's secret? (Uh, folks? Knock knock? Julia died last week? Hello??)

A Wedding, a Funeral and a Heavenly Reunion

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:24:00 -0500

Tad and Dixie reunite - in heaven. (Ugh. I mean, it's nice and all, but c'mon, folks! It's not for real.)Greenlee finds out that Aidumb cheated on her with Kendall, and proves she's an actress worth her weight in Emmy. (The woman cries over Aidumb daily. That's talent!)Colby and Dre continue to amaze with their sparkling dialogue and compelling storylines.And on a serious note: our Mini-hands

Jesse and Angie Can Barely See Straight!

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Tue, 27 May 2008 21:10:34 -0500

(What with dangling on helicopters and all!) I can barely see straight myself. I was away -- far away -- for a week with my man Carlos, but with no computer, no internet access, no television, nothing. So a) I'm truly sorry I didn't post sooner, and b) I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON ON ALL MY CHILDREN SINCE LAST TUESDAY! So, loyal viewers, I will be hunkering down for the next 192 hours with

Contrived Plots and Foiled Protagonists

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Mon, 19 May 2008 11:26:16 -0500

Adam conveniently gets himself committed when he conveniently doesn't hear the team from Oak Haven enter his home.Fusion conveniently gets a shipment of hooker dresses that Babe can use to scm Richie's gal-pal.Jackson and Kendall conveniently get their cellphones switched, and Jack conveniently answers the phone when Erica calls to say just one more thing to Kendall about her affair with

The Witching Hour

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Mon, 12 May 2008 00:30:03 -0500

Dixie's sexy ghost is haunting Adam, and we're loving every minute of it.Aidan and Jake magically make it back to Pine Valley from Africa in under two hours.Blandie clearly isn't making any magic with Ryan. (Too bad she and Richie are related, because together, they'd be hot!)Warren Buffet makes Opal's heart sing, but he doesn't do much else for our girl, Erica.NuColby is a dud. Period.Taylor's

A New Beginning?

planetwebber@msn.com (Taylor Crawford and Ashley Mendoza) — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:32:43 -0500

Dixie's back as a ghost -- and we'll take it.After a grueling 22 hours in solitary confinement, Sam Woods rescues Erica and gets her a new tube of lip gloss.Blandie's up to no good, and viewers everywhere yawn.Zach ships Aidan to Africa to rescue Jake Martin. (We, uh, see a pretty good opportunity here to, ahem, clear the path for Jake and Greenlee, Mr. and Mrs. Head Writer.... Just a suggestion,