Pink Martinis http://www.pinkmartinis.com/main/index/ Goodnight Moon, Hello Martini | A Moxie Girls Blog en moxieminx@gmail.com Copyright 2008 2008-07-21T17:50:00-05:00 I’ll have the grilled salmon with foot sauce http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinkMartinis/~3/341770554/ Happy Hour I’m a girl who likes to pamper herself.  Spa treatments, manicures, pedicures… it doesn’t actually happen as much as I would prefer.  But when I can swing it, a good pedicure really gives me the attitude adjustment I need.  I’m also mildly adventurous.. I’ll try any food once (ok not any food… I’m not insane like …

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Him: Mama paint too?
Me: Ok *sits down and paints an apple*
Me: I’m going to use crayon too.  That’s called “mixed media"… when you use more than one material on the same piece of artwork they call that mixed media.
Him: Missed meemia

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MORE... ]]> 2008-07-10T18:29:00-05:00 http://www.pinkmartinis.com/main/back_that_thing_up/ As if you were spending time worrying…. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinkMartinis/~3/328508238/ It's All About Me Oh holy crikey.  I’m still alive I swear… I’m clinging to life by a thread. Well no not really.  I’m battling a cold though that I’ve had for going on week 3. This year has been Year Of The Cough for some reason.  I’ve contracted enough colds to kill a polar bear and they like to …

MORE... ]]> 2008-07-07T02:15:00-05:00 http://www.pinkmartinis.com/main/as_if_you_were_spending_time_worrying/ Popsicle Stick Humor http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinkMartinis/~3/313986204/ Scattergories I saw this joke on a popsicle stick this afternoon and I had to post it because I know Mikey would like it:

What did the girl melon say to the boy melon when he proposed marriage?

]]> 2008-06-17T18:18:00-05:00 http://www.pinkmartinis.com/main/popsicle_stickhumor/ Two Hump Camel Makes a Two Hump Poop http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinkMartinis/~3/310476644/ It's All About Me, Ok Ok Its A Mommy Blog I know… I neglect this poor blog.  I feel bad about it but.. it’ll just have to get over it.  Today is my 32nd birthday… I keep writing to the birthday fairy asking her to please NOT bring me anymore, but the bitch keeps showing up with a bag of crows feet.  I’m taking the day …

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Him: Vitamins are stupid.

]]> 2008-06-03T02:26:00-05:00 http://www.pinkmartinis.com/main/stuff_my_husband_says_2/ Meatloaf Tool http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinkMartinis/~3/303770964/ The Moxie Girls I was bumming out about Reilly being sick (cold and cough!) so Joelle tried to cheer me up:

Joelle: Here, enjoy this
Joelle: no?
Joelle: meatloaf cupcakes don’t illicit a response?
Joelle: ok, how about a giant chocolate penis pop?

]]> 2008-05-31T02:55:00-05:00 http://www.pinkmartinis.com/main/meatloaf_man_unit/ I love it when you talk bacon to me http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinkMartinis/~3/301604899/ Domestic Bliss This is what happens when a married couple IM to each other from different areas of the house:

Me: What are you doing?
Him: Watching tv…
Him: They showed a wild boar that was 1100 lbs
Him: They shot it in Fayetteville, GA
Me: ew
…

MORE... ]]> 2008-05-31T01:31:00-05:00 http://www.pinkmartinis.com/main/i_love_it_when_you_talk_bacon_to_me/ Indifference Like This http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinkMartinis/~3/296057872/ Happy Hour Maybe this is catty of me but… can someone please explain to me, the appeal of Natasha Bedingfield?  What’s with this woman.  I cannot escape her music, her corny videos no matter what I do.  She is everywhere I go.  Ok, so some people like her, I guess.  Fine.  I just don’t get it.  She is …

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