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Sex bomb kasi ng Sex bomb.....binomba tuloy tayo!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;DONG PUNO: President ERAP, Baligtad yung sinabi niyo....dapat KILL THE VIRUS AND RELEASE THE HOSTAGES&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Somewhere in Cotabato, a pasenger bus was intercepted by terrorist rebels.&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Baba lahat!&quot; said the leader.&lt;br /&gt;Everyone went down the bus.&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Lahat ng mga babae sa kanan!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Lahat ng mga lalake sa kaliwa!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;So they did.&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Lahat ng mga lalake patayin!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Lahat ng mga babae rapen!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;A young girl about 12 years old pleaded to the leader...&quot;maawa na po kayo sa lola ko...matanda na po s&#39;ya, wag na po ninyo s&#39;yang idamay..hu..hu..&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;He! pesteng bata ito...sabing lahat e di lahat!&quot; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Erap has just landed at Hong Kong airport, he hands his passport to the immigration officer who says, Mr President you don&#39;t appear to have&lt;br /&gt;a visa for &lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Hong Kong&lt;/st1:place&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;Erap replies, that&#39;s ok officer, don&#39;t worry as I only use Mastercard when I travel. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When ERAP was still Vice President (as in maraming vise) he heads the former PACC with Gen.Ping Lacson. Erap accompanied Lacson in one of their anti-kidnapping operations somewhere in &lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Southern Luzon&lt;/st1:place&gt;. When they reach the hideout of the kidnappers Erap was brandishing his UZI together with other PACC agents, he then saw two men coming out of the building. He then pointed his UZI at them and shouted at the top of his lungs F R R E E E Z Z E !!!. Upon hearing this the two men then let go of their firearms and placed their hands on top of their heads. Then one of the PACC agents whispered to ERAP, sir mga deep penetrating agents natin ang mga yan sir !! ERAP then replied a ganu&#39;un ba. He then shouted to the two men, Okey boys D E F R O S T !!!!! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Every one knows that President Erap is superstitious. While he was in &lt;st1:city st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Kuala Lumpur&lt;/st1:city&gt; for the APEC meeting, he is asked by Filipino reporters if he’s going back to the &lt;st1:country-region st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Philippines&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; on Saturday. He looks at the calendar but misreads the date.&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Hindi, ayoko. Friday the 13th pala sa Sabado&quot;. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;LET&#39;S PUT A STOP TO LIES BEING SPREAD THRU TEXT AGAINST D CHURCH, D COUNTRY, D PRESIDENT, &amp;amp; LATELY, D BANKS! JUST CONCENTRATE ON THE PRESIDENT! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Biodata&lt;br /&gt;Erap in one of his younger days while applying for a job he doesn&#39;t really like. His Biodata goes a little something like this:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Position Applied For: Point Guard&lt;br /&gt;Name: Guess Who&lt;br /&gt;Address: Bonifacio&lt;br /&gt;Birthdate: Happy&lt;br /&gt;Sex: Symbol&lt;br /&gt;Marital Status: S (small) M (medium) L (large)&lt;br /&gt;Height: Hitler&lt;br /&gt;Weight: For me!&lt;br /&gt;School: No…is Hot.&lt;br /&gt;Course: Golf&lt;br /&gt;Degree: 90&lt;br /&gt;Special Skills: Singing, Dancing, Acting etc.&lt;br /&gt;Phone Number(s): 3 (Nokia, Motorola and Ericsson)&lt;br /&gt;Fax: U&lt;br /&gt;Contact Person(s): Yes….(Animals ..No.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LET US PAUSE AND KNOW OUR FELLOW TEXTER WHO DIED LAST NYHT UMAKYAT SA BUBONG NAHULOG SA KNAL NASYOT SA IMBURNAL DAHIL SA KAKAHANAP NG SIGNAL &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Proud to be a Filipino&lt;br /&gt;In an international Convention of coffee-producing nations, the&lt;br /&gt;&lt;st1:country-region st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Philippines&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; proved it really has given something to the coffee world.&lt;br /&gt;The &lt;st1:city st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Columbia&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt; delegate said: &quot;We have the best coffee beans.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Remarked the Japanese representative: &quot;&lt;st1:country-region st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Japan&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; refined coffee production to make people enjoy coffee more.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;The American delegate: &quot;&lt;st1:country-region st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;America&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; has the best and the most number of brands of regular and instant coffee, supported by the most modern means of production.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Then the Filipino delegate stood up to proudly declare: &quot;The &lt;st1:country-region st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Philippines&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt;&lt;br /&gt;invented the two-hour coffee break!!!&quot;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;From PLDT.COM&lt;br /&gt;OVERHEARD BY PLDT LINEMAN TAPPING MANNY&#39;S PHONE:&lt;br /&gt;Manny: &quot;Good morning, Mr. President.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;ERAP : &quot;(incoherent, cough cough) Manny, why is you always trying to make my government look bad all the time in the news?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Manny: &quot;But, sir, we will never do that. Mr. Suharto, este (rather), my fellow investors are fully supporting you&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;ERAP: &quot; So how come in the TV news, always after the bad headlines, they say &#39;brought to you by PLDT&#39;? Linoloko mo ba ako? (are you fooling my leg?)&lt;br /&gt;Tsaka (and) next time, don&#39;t call me before eleven AM, OK?&quot; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Erap hinold-up. Tinutukan ng baril sa ulo.&lt;br /&gt;Hold-upper: Ano&#39;ng gusto mo, ibigay mo ang pitaka mo sa akin o pasabugin ko ang ulo mo?&lt;br /&gt;Erap: Pareho lang yan.&lt;br /&gt;Hold-upper: Ano&#39;ng pareho lang?(!)&lt;br /&gt;Erap: Pareho lang yang walang laman!&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sino&#39;ng Matalino?&lt;br /&gt;One day, Barican visited Erap at his house in &lt;st1:city st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;San Juan&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;, nadatnan niya si Erap na naglalaro nang Chess, kalaban niya ang kanyang asong &quot;doberman&quot;. Barican was amazed and said, &quot;ANG TALINO NAMAN NANG ASO N&#39;YO, SIR!&quot; Erap seemed unimpressed with Barican’s comment and snapped, &quot;SINO&#39;NG MATALINO, GAGO KA PALA EH, DALAWANG BESES PALANG SIYANG NANALO, AH.&quot; (ngek din)&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Most Patriotic among Erap&#39;s Cabinet&lt;br /&gt;&lt;st1:city st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Zamora&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;, Barican and Pardo were discussing who the most Patriotic among them. &lt;st1:city st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Zamora&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt; said he always salute the National flag whenever he sees it and hence, claims to be the most patriotic. Barican said that whenever he hears the national anthem, howsoever faintly, he immediately stand at attention. Likewise, Pardo could not be outdone and he boasts that he wears the national costume and the flag color everyday to qualify as the most patriotic cabinet member. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;While all this discussion is taking place, ERAP was keeping mum and just staring at each one. Everyone asked him why he was so quiet and even remarked that ERAP is not a true patriot and hence had nothing to say. Hearing this, ERAP immediately flew into a rage.&lt;br /&gt;&quot;I have keeping quiet until now only because I was feeling like crying on hearing your foolish talk about patriotism. How does it benefitting our country if you saluting the Flag or standing at attention on hearing the national anthem or wearing the barong and so forth? A true patriots is like me, 365 day a years, 24 hours in one day, my radio set is tuning to Beijing Radio at very full volume&quot;. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;&quot;But how is that a patriotic act, Sir?&quot; Barican asked. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;ERAP said, &quot;Mga gago pala kayo, Gademet, you do not understand. Use your coconut, if nothing else we can really harm the Chinese by consuming as much of their electricity as possible&quot;. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Combo Meals:&lt;br /&gt;SINGIT -- SINnangaG at ITlog&lt;br /&gt;PWET -- Pinakbet With Ensaladang Talong&lt;br /&gt;TINGIL -- TINortang Galunggong In Lard&lt;br /&gt;FININGER -- FIsh Nuggets IN GingER sauce&lt;br /&gt;TITI -- TInapay at TInapa&lt;br /&gt;PUKE -- PUto with Keso&lt;br /&gt;PAKANTUT -- PAnsit KANton with TUTsie roll&lt;br /&gt;SALSAL -- SALmon with SALabat&lt;br /&gt;TSUPA -- TSUkolate at PAndesal&lt;br /&gt;PAKAPLOG -- PAndesal KAPe at itLOG&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SHOWBIZ BOO-BOO Archive&lt;br /&gt;1) Alam mo ate Ludz, you know, when you are alone, you really have to step your foot...ah , forward! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;MELANIE MARQUEZ ANSWERING ATE LUDS QUESTION: Paano ka nag-susurvive sa mga trials mo?&lt;br /&gt;2) Ano kasi , she is, I mean she was, kasi past tense na nga pala... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;SNOOKY ANSWERING A QUESTION FROM THE PANEL IN SEE-TRUE&lt;br /&gt;3) Eddie Mercado: Of the three titles at stake, which would you want to win?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Finalist: I want to win the Bb. Pilipinas Universe because it would be an honor to represent the &lt;st1:country-region st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Philippines&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; in the whole Universe! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;BINIBINING PILIPINAS CIRCA 70&#39;s&lt;br /&gt;4) Alma Moreno wrapping up the conversation with guest Joey Albert in her now defunct show Rated A. Joey de Leon was the co-host. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;st1:city st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Alma&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;: So Joey, paki ulit muli yung concert mo sa &lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:placetype st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;University&lt;/st1:placetype&gt;  of &lt;st1:placename st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Belt&lt;/st1:placename&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Joey de &lt;st1:country-region st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;leon&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; : &lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Ness&lt;/st1:place&gt; naman eh, kaya tayo pinagtatawanan eh, University Belt &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;5) Joey : Ano ang favorite movie mo, Tagalog o English? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Discorama Girl contestant: BOT! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Vic: So favorite mo talaga si Edgar Mortiz! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;6) Joe Quirino: &lt;st1:city st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Sharon&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;, are you familiar with the current problems we have in the film industry? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;st1:city st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Sharon&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;: Sorry, Tito Joe, I&#39;m afraid not. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;JQ: What about you &lt;st1:city st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Myra&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;, what can you say? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;st1:city st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Myra&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt; Manibog: Naku Tito Joe, I&#39;m afraid also! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;7)Joey de Leon: How are you? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Miss Gay Philippines contestant: How are you too! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;8) Eddie Mercado: Angie Dickinson has insured her legs for a million dollar, would you also do the same? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Melanie Marquez: NO, of course no, because I am proud and contented with my long legged. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;With this answer, she bagged the crown and eventually won the Miss International in 1978. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;9) Joe Cantada : So Atoy, what are your prospects now, mukhang makakayanan kayo ng &lt;st1:city st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Toyota&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt; this coming semi-finals round... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Atoy Co : Well Joe, the ball is around! (naghanap tuloy ng bola si Joe) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;10) PBA anchor : So sino sa tingin mo Arnie ang may appeal sa iyong artista natin? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Arnie Tuadles (SLN): Si JEN siyempre! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Anchor: Sinong Jen? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Arnie T: Si JEN SABURIT. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;11) SA GERMSPECIAL...debut ni Janice de Belen! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Kuya Germs: Happy Birthday Janice, Ana, may sasabihin ka pa? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Ana Margarita Gonzales (sister ni Kring-Kring): Ilan taon ka na ngayon, Janice? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;12) Snooky and Tom Babauta guesting on Germspecial &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Kuya Germs: Do you love Phuilippines? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Tom: Yes Kuya Germs. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Kuya Germs: Have you ah made love to a Filipina? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;13) &lt;st1:country-region st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Lydia&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; immediately after winning against PT Usha of &lt;st1:country-region st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;India&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; for the Century Dash.in 1984 Asian Games. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Reporter: What happened &lt;st1:country-region st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Lydia&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt;, mukhang bumanat ka sa ending. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;st1:country-region st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Lydia&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;: OO nga, mabilis siya, but you know, I ran and I fast! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;14) New Year&#39;s presentation ng See True: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Ate Luds: O sige ano na ang inyong prediction para kay Stella Strada? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Madam Auring: Lalo siyang sisikat sa darating na taon at malalampasan niya ang kasikatan ni Alma Moreno! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Kinabukasan, HEADLINE: STELLA STRADA COMMITS SUICIDE! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;15: Joey de Leon: Ano sa tingin mo ang katangian mo na iba sa mga kalaban mo? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Miss Gay Philippines Contestant: Unang-una, isa akong tunay na Babaeng Pilipina na handang maglingkod sa bayan. Alam ko na ang isang Gay na katulad ko ay maaring maging halimbawa sa lipunan. OO nga kami&#39;y pinagtatawanan subalit may karapatan din naman kaming mabuhay para hindi lamang sa sarili kundi para sa mga taong aming mapaglilingkuran. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Joey: So Ano nga ang katangian iba sa iyo? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Contestant: Palangiti ako. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Vic: Kahit walang tao? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;16: Isang panelist sa See-True: Paano mo nabibigyan buhay ang pag-bobold? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Coca Nicolas: Pinaiinum ako ni Tito Rey ng FONDADOR. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;17. Joey de Leon: Ano ang masasabi mo sa katayuan ng mga katulad mo sa lipunan, sabi nila...blah, blah, blah.. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Miss Gay Phil Contestant: (panay ang ngiti at halatang kinakabahan...) Unang una Joey at Vic, Magandang tanghali sa inyong lahat. Pwedeng pakiulit yung tanong? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;ERAP: Sa Glorietta ba to?? anung oras ba kayo nagbubukas???&lt;br /&gt;CALL: 10 AM sir&lt;br /&gt;ERAP: 10 AM pa ba??&lt;br /&gt;CALL: Sir, it&#39;s 4 AM pa lang naman...bakit po ba gusto niyong makapasok agad?&lt;br /&gt;ERAP: makapasok ??? gusto ko na ngang lumabas...nakatulog ako sa moviehouse.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;May tatlong babae sa ob-gyne at habang naghihintay naguusap sila.&lt;br /&gt;Girl 1: sigurado ako lalaki ang anak ko kasi ako ang nasa ibabaw.&lt;br /&gt;Girl 2: siguro ang sa akin babae kasi inuupuan ko ang miter ko.&lt;br /&gt;At ang pangatlong babae umiiyak kasi baka manganak siya ng tuta.. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dumating ang doktor ni Alma, isang araw matapos siya ay operahan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;st1:city st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;ALMA&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;: doc, nakakahiya ho e, may itatanong po ako.&lt;br /&gt;DOC: May problema ba?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;st1:city st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;ALMA&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;: Wala naman po dok, itatanong ko lang po kung kailan babalik ang normal sex life ko.&lt;br /&gt;DOC: uhmmm.....hindi ako sigurado kasi......ikaws pa lang ang nagtanong sa kin niyan matapos ang tonsillectomy.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;st1:city st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;ALMA&lt;/st1:city&gt;: Doc, si Joey po pag nag ka-climax lagi pong sumisigaw ng ubod ng lakas&lt;br /&gt;DOC: &lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Normal&lt;/st1:place&gt; lang yon. hindi problema yon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;st1:city st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;ALMA&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;: Problema po dok kasi nagigising ako lagi.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Erap, pare, pera, rape, ape....(Herap - lasing na Erap)&lt;br /&gt;ni:KapitanKidlat&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Sabi ng iba Erap is the guy.&lt;br /&gt;Pero dito sa amin , hindi yata bagay.&lt;br /&gt;Dapat sa presidente, medyo intelihente.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Para&lt;/st1:place&gt; hindi sunud-sunuran sa mga tutang katabi.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Itong si Erap, hindi na natuto.&lt;br /&gt;Kaliwa&#39;t kanan puro panluloko.&lt;br /&gt;Ibinalik is Imelda at nilakad na walang kaso.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Para&lt;/st1:place&gt; nga naman makuha ang kanyang sosyo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Ang kanyang mga barkada, sina Mario at Lucio,&lt;br /&gt;Mga angkan ni Imelda, pati na si Eduardo.&lt;br /&gt;Ang kanang kamay na si dambuhalang Ronaldo..&lt;br /&gt;Si Lucio Tan, Dante Tan , pati si Manero.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Wala pang dalawang taon ay heto na sila.&lt;br /&gt;Mga diyaryong kritiko pilit pinasasara.&lt;br /&gt;Manila Times, Inquirer at sinong susunod pa,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;Para&lt;/st1:place&gt; bukas makalawa ay wala ng kokontra.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Sabi ni Erap , walang kamag-anak, walang kaibigan..&lt;br /&gt;Kayong mga loko hwag akong subukan,&lt;br /&gt;Ako ang presidente na di nagkakamali&lt;br /&gt;Lahat ng gusto ko, sinusunod parang hari.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Unang order nya, ilibing si Makoy..&lt;br /&gt;Katabi ng mga bayaning gustong tumaghoy.&lt;br /&gt;Nag-alsa ang mga barokan at tribung pinoy...&lt;br /&gt;Umatras ang hari at mga alaga nyang baboy.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Si Erap namigay ng mga mamahaling sasakyan..&lt;br /&gt;Sa mga kamag-anak, kabinete at kaibigan.&lt;br /&gt;Sa halip na gumawa ng mas mabuting paraan,&lt;br /&gt;Upang ang makinabang , ang mga mamayan.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Pangalawang order nya, baguhin daw ang konstitusyon..&lt;br /&gt;At ang dagdag pa nya &lt;st1:country-region st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;laos&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; na raw yon.&lt;br /&gt;Dapat daw ay gawing pang-globalisasyon..&lt;br /&gt;Nang ang mga dummy ni Imelda ariin ang buong nasyon.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Habang ang tribung pinoy ay nag-kakagulo&lt;br /&gt;Mga tuta ni Erap ay wiling- wili dito.&lt;br /&gt;Saan ka nga naman nakakita ng ganito,&lt;br /&gt;Presidenteng lasingero, babaero at uto-uto.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Habang si Erap ay kanilang binobosyo,&lt;br /&gt;Kabi-kabilang raket ang mga tarantado!&lt;br /&gt;Ni-rig ang kontrata ng fire trucks, posas at libro,&lt;br /&gt;Pati ang stock market muntik ng mag-sarado.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Erap hindi lahat ng Pilipino ay hangal at gago.&lt;br /&gt;Kami sumusubaybay at naghihintay sa &#39;yo.&lt;br /&gt;Ngayon kung ang iyong direksyon ang hindi mo mabago,&lt;br /&gt;Kami ay uling lalabas upang ipa-alala sa iyo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Erap sa pagsisinungaling walang tatalo sa yo.&lt;br /&gt;Pati si Kapitan Kidlat binabanggit mo,&lt;br /&gt;Sa uulitin pag ngalan ko&#39;y binanggit mo&lt;br /&gt;Sa pagitan ng yong dalawang hita ako&#39;y tatama sa yo!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Si Erap habang may kasamang babae sa &lt;st1:place st=&quot;on&quot;&gt;kama&lt;/st1:place&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;Erap: iha, ano bang trabaho mo? Gusto mo ng trabaho sa malacanang?&lt;br /&gt;Babae: Sir, dati po akong female impersonator&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;X-file on why Echagaray was given the lethal injection.&lt;br /&gt;Velarde and Erap before the execution of Leo Echegaray.&lt;br /&gt;Velarde: Why don&#39;t you give mercy to him?&lt;br /&gt;Erap: ano ako gago? ni rape nya si baby, ibibigay ko pa si Mercy? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bye Mom! Be home from camp on Sunday. Relax, I&#39;ll be okay.&lt;br /&gt;Bye Mom! Be home at midnight. Relax, I&#39;ll be alright.&lt;br /&gt;Bye Mom! I will always be your little girl.Come what may.&lt;br /&gt;Mom: Hoy Junior!!! Tumigil ka nga d&#39;yang damuho ka!!! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;Ito tunay na SMB..&lt;br /&gt;Sama Mo Babae&lt;br /&gt;Silip Mo Boobs&lt;br /&gt;Suklay Mo Buhok&lt;br /&gt;Salat Mo Butas&lt;br /&gt;Sipsip Mo Biyak&lt;br /&gt;Saksak Mo Btuta&lt;br /&gt;Sakali Ma Buntis,&lt;br /&gt;Suport Mo BATA! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MOM: o, anak why are u crying?&lt;br /&gt;SON: galit titser ko tanong niya pangalan ko sabi ko: LUCKY T. TINIO Sir&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ERAP to Gloria: Galing ng bagong cellphone ko! GSM!&lt;br /&gt;GLORIA: Bakit naman?&lt;br /&gt;ERAP: Kasi adaptable, pwede sa lahat!&lt;br /&gt;GLORIA: Ha?&lt;br /&gt;ERAP: Oo, GSM = Globe, Smart, Mobiline!&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sa bilibid prison, sampung taon nang hindi naliligo at nagpapalit ng damit yung mga bilanggo. Sa madaling sabi, sobra nang baho at nagtututong at nagtitigkal ang libag, banil at kalimagmag sa kanilang mga suot na damit.&lt;br /&gt;Isang araw, biglang hinarap nung prison warden ang mga bilanggo at kaniyang i-nanannounce, &quot;maryoon akong good news at bad news para sa inyo.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Ang good news - pagakatapos ng sampung taong walang paligo at walang palitan ng damit, ngayong araw, magkakaroon kayong lahat ng palit ng damit.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Palakpakan at naluha pa yung ibang prisonero sa galak.&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Ang bad news, ikaw ay makikipagpalit ng suot sa kanya, ikaw naman - makipagpalit sa kaniya...&quot;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;hr align=&quot;center&quot; size=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pag umutot:&lt;br /&gt;Americano: pardon me.&lt;br /&gt;British:excuse me&lt;br /&gt;Pinoy: di ako yon mamatay na umutot!!!!!!!! &lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pinoyjokers.blogspot.com/feeds/8782062508701789429/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pinoyjokers.blogspot.com/2010/07/v-behaviorurldefaultvml-o.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7133587851776669654/posts/default/8782062508701789429'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7133587851776669654/posts/default/8782062508701789429'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pinoyjokers.blogspot.com/2010/07/v-behaviorurldefaultvml-o.html' title=''/><author><name>burn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02248602039063989225</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWuVoSZJ2Ia6Fc2_pKlkWIVPW2ezJBcptCyoc8xrovbhWpdX3UCMFduzbXgn7RH2JBw607zgxE7_Pu-sNhs9BQ_H_BcIdxDj9rPtLmHzB1z-qJlgoLIVKm4TtBSrCCCA/s220/1_618970947l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133587851776669654.post-4576808590191591091</id><published>2009-02-10T01:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-10T01:31:25.026-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span id=&quot;topic_source&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;I was walking down the alley nang biglang may sumigaw,&lt;br /&gt;“Hoy, malibog!”&lt;br /&gt;Nagalit ako sa sumigaw.&lt;br /&gt;Sinapak ko siya, sabay sabi,&lt;br /&gt;“Huwag na huwag mo akong tatawaging HOY!”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;Sexy girl nagkukumpisal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PARI: iha, ano ang iyong ikukumpisal?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SEXY: father, sana patawarin niu ako sa nagagawa kong kasalanan..pag nakakarinig po ako ng lalaking nagmumura di ko mapigilan sarili ko na yayain siya magSEX!..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PARI: &#39;tang ina! Di nga?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;Mister: Honey, bad news. Galing ako sa urologist today. Sabi, baog daw ako!&lt;br /&gt;Misis: Ha? Galing din ako sa doctor ko na OB kahapon… buti na lang nabuntis ako bago ka nabaog!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;Juan:Pre,,Saan ka galing?&lt;br /&gt;Pedro:Sa sementeryo,, Libing ng biyenan ko..&lt;br /&gt;Juan:Ehhh..Bakit puro kalmot ka?&lt;br /&gt;Pedro:Hirap libing eh..&lt;br /&gt;LUMALABAN!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;Customer talking to a parrot...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: hoy! Can you talk ha?! Bobo!!!&lt;br /&gt;Parrot: yes i can!!! Ikaw?! Can you fly ha? GAGO!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;Pedro: Pare balita ko bading ka daw. totoo ba?!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ambo: Pare, Mga chismax lang &#39;yun galing sa mga chuvanes na walang magawa sa mga chenilyn nila.... chura nila! hmpf!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;husband:(katatapos lang mag sex)ANO KAYA KUNG PALIT NAMAN TAYO NG POSISYON BUKAS NG GABI...MEDYO NAKAMOT PA NG ULO&lt;br /&gt;WIFE: SURE.... OK AKO&lt;br /&gt;NEXT NIGHT... NAGHIHINTAY NA SI HUSBAND AT BAGONG POSISYON NGA NAMAN..... KAYA LANG ANG TAGAL NI MRS.SO NAINIP AT PINUNTAHAN SA LABAS..... MEDYO NABIGLA DAHIL KITA NYA SI MRS. NANONOOD NG TV AT UMIINOM NG BEER AT SAKA NAMUMULUTAN NG MANI...&lt;br /&gt;HUSBAND: HONEY!!! ANO GINAGAWA MO DYAN???&lt;br /&gt;WIFE: DIBA SABI MO CHANGE TAYO NG POSISYON....... OK DI IKAW ANG MAGLABA DYAN AT MAGLUTO BAGO MAGHUGAS NG PINGAN.... OPPPSSS MARAMI KA PANG PAPLANTSAHIN DAMIT KAYA BILIS BILIS LANG...... HE HE HE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;AMERICAN ENGLISH:&lt;br /&gt;Eat All You Can, don&#39;t be shy, feel at home!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IN TAGALOG:&lt;br /&gt;kain lang kayo ng kain, walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;Tambay:Tsk! Tsk May Chinese na namang kinidnap!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tindera: Bakit sa palagay mo puro Chinese ang kinikidnap?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tambay: Isipin mo na lang, kasi kung Bumbay ang kikidnapin, e di ang ransom hulugan!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;Boss: Ano ang alam mo?&lt;br /&gt;Rommel: Alam ko po kung saan kayo nakatira ng misis mo, at kung saan nakatira ang kabit mo.&lt;br /&gt;Boss: Tanggap ka na!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;JUNIOR: Alam niyo tay,classmate ko napakadamot!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TATAY: Bakit naman?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;JUNIOR: Di man lang niya ako inimbitahan  sa libing ng tatay niya!&lt;br /&gt;-eh di nakakain sana ako ng baboy!&lt;br /&gt;-di ko rin siya imbitahan sa libing mo tay ha?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;Juan: Pare may ka-eyeball ako mamayang chick! Sabi nya ang kamukha daw nyang artista nagsisimula sa SH ang pangalan!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pedro: Wow pare! Magaganda ang mga nag-uumpisa sa SH! Shaina, Sharon, Shakira! Wow! Swerte mo pare!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*Matapos ang eyeball*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pedro: O pare, sinong kamukha?!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Juan: Si SHrek. Tang ina nya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;Ang unggoy at butiki ay nasa itaas ng puno habang nagmamarijuana. sabi ng butiki sa unggoy &quot;pare baba muna ako, inom lang ng tubig sa ilog&quot; &quot; dalian mo pare&quot; sabi naman ng unggoy. Habang umiinom ng tubig ang butiki ay bigla itong nadulas at nahulog sa tubig. nakita naman ito ng malaking buwaya at sinagip ang butiki. &quot; Ano bang pinag gagawa mo? nakadurog ka na naman ano? tanong ng buwaya. &quot; oo kasama ko yung unggoy sa taas ng puno&quot; &#39; teka nga&#39;t pupuntahan ko&quot; sabi ng buwaya. dahan dahan umakyat ang buwaya sa puno at laking gulat ng unggoy ng makita buwaya at sabi ng unggoy &quot; dude gaano karami ang naimom mong tubig?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wife: &quot;What are you doing?&quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Husband: &quot;Hunting flies.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wife: &quot;Oh. Killing any?&quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Husband: &quot;Yup, 3 males, 2 females,&quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wife: (Intrigued, she asked.) &quot;How can you tell?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Husband: &quot;3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pinoyjokers.blogspot.com/feeds/4576808590191591091/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pinoyjokers.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-was-walking-down-alley-nang-biglang.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7133587851776669654/posts/default/4576808590191591091'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7133587851776669654/posts/default/4576808590191591091'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pinoyjokers.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-was-walking-down-alley-nang-biglang.html' title=''/><author><name>burn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02248602039063989225</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWuVoSZJ2Ia6Fc2_pKlkWIVPW2ezJBcptCyoc8xrovbhWpdX3UCMFduzbXgn7RH2JBw607zgxE7_Pu-sNhs9BQ_H_BcIdxDj9rPtLmHzB1z-qJlgoLIVKm4TtBSrCCCA/s220/1_618970947l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133587851776669654.post-7531644786840391179</id><published>2009-02-10T01:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-10T01:16:36.688-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0MLIvFLrFv33wkieTVAl-khKd3kmavimkr32SsIUSJMMoLuRPy8dAW2DrRwWPykQ431TiziP4XyB2lM-Ep2E3nza3q_EPEUgRv-kOZeJyZen8KHxHyXO5RHgKyy_tyeAObZGSUcjpl_XC/s1600-h/500PESOBILL+%282%29.JPG&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 124px;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0MLIvFLrFv33wkieTVAl-khKd3kmavimkr32SsIUSJMMoLuRPy8dAW2DrRwWPykQ431TiziP4XyB2lM-Ep2E3nza3q_EPEUgRv-kOZeJyZen8KHxHyXO5RHgKyy_tyeAObZGSUcjpl_XC/s320/500PESOBILL+%282%29.JPG&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301094268432471474&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpAvbR-pBPC5craLHQ9pT2WOsL46cR5oLJkTDXeJCrQygnPDr9KaXWKpOiBX2TO8rRuhTfGJfvfhjB7hzreDg7eyWjt18rqFiHRdJ4f3CM7Xn0GU_8O_Rt-R9jn5-wX56V9yM9eAMCsa_x/s1600-h/face_off.gif&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 91px; height: 125px;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpAvbR-pBPC5craLHQ9pT2WOsL46cR5oLJkTDXeJCrQygnPDr9KaXWKpOiBX2TO8rRuhTfGJfvfhjB7hzreDg7eyWjt18rqFiHRdJ4f3CM7Xn0GU_8O_Rt-R9jn5-wX56V9yM9eAMCsa_x/s320/face_off.gif&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301093811189719666&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.&lt;span class=&quot;randomjoke&quot;&gt;TITLE: BANSA&lt;br /&gt;Anong BANSA Walang Pangit? UGANDA. Bansang di Sikat?LAOS. Bansang Handicap? CUBA. Bansang Madulas? GREECE. Bansang Maanghang? CHILE. Bansang di sa yo? KENYA.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;May isang bata pumunta sa heaven at nakita niya si San pedro nagbabantay sa labas ng gate at pinapasok siya at maraming orasan nakadikit sa pader at tinanong ng bata si San Pedro &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;bata: San pedro  bakit po ang daming orasan dito sa Heaven &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;San pedro: kasi ang orasan na yan ay  mga ginagawa ng tao kung may nagawang siyang kasalanan gagalaw iyan&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;bata: ok (tinignan niya ang isang orasan at hindi ito gumagalaw)&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;bata: San Pedro bakit hindi ito gumagalaw &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;San Pedro: dahil Madre iyan&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;bata: ah ok (tinignan niya ang isang orasan at mabagal itong gumalaw)&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;bata: San pedro bakit po ito ang bagal gumalaw &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;san pedro: dahil mabait siya hindi siya gaanong nagkakasala&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;bata: ah ok  teka muna nasaan yung kay ate glo&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;San Pedro: ah kay Gloria na kay Jesus. Ginagawang Electric Fan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;3.  Anak: Tay ang tanga naman ng mga kaklase ko aku lang nakasagut ng tanung ng titser!&lt;br /&gt;Tatay: Bakit anak? anu pla yung tanung ng titser mu?&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Anak: Ang tanung ng titser namin ay “sino walang assignment?”&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;tumaas aku agad ng kamay tay at cnabi kung “ako!”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;4.&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;Jeep Passenger: Manong, bayad ko oh..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Driver: San galing?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jeep Passenger: Sa ‘akin malamang!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Driver: Papunta saan?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jeep Passenger: Sa’yo TANGA!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;5.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;Apo:Lola, Pano kung isang araw umulan ng titi., Anong gagawin niyo?&lt;br /&gt;Lola:Naku apo.,Kulimlim pa lang naka hubo na ako...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;6.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;sang bakla ginahasa tuwang tuwa....&lt;br /&gt;unanong madre napagkamalang penguin.....&lt;br /&gt;bulag nakapatay, nagdilim daw ang paningin...&lt;br /&gt;tindera ng suka, tinoyo...&lt;br /&gt;teacher nag ka mali tinuruan ng leksyon....&lt;br /&gt;basurero nag sampa ng kaso binasura....&lt;br /&gt;tubero, nagkatulo....&lt;br /&gt;mrs ng fotographer na kunan.....&lt;br /&gt;isang buntis sinaksak, bata naka iwas...&lt;br /&gt;unggoy na nag babasa nito tuwang tuwa....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;topic_description&quot;&gt;7. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pinoyjokers.blogspot.com/feeds/7531644786840391179/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pinoyjokers.blogspot.com/2009/02/1.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7133587851776669654/posts/default/7531644786840391179'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7133587851776669654/posts/default/7531644786840391179'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pinoyjokers.blogspot.com/2009/02/1.html' title=''/><author><name>burn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02248602039063989225</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWuVoSZJ2Ia6Fc2_pKlkWIVPW2ezJBcptCyoc8xrovbhWpdX3UCMFduzbXgn7RH2JBw607zgxE7_Pu-sNhs9BQ_H_BcIdxDj9rPtLmHzB1z-qJlgoLIVKm4TtBSrCCCA/s220/1_618970947l.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0MLIvFLrFv33wkieTVAl-khKd3kmavimkr32SsIUSJMMoLuRPy8dAW2DrRwWPykQ431TiziP4XyB2lM-Ep2E3nza3q_EPEUgRv-kOZeJyZen8KHxHyXO5RHgKyy_tyeAObZGSUcjpl_XC/s72-c/500PESOBILL+%282%29.JPG" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133587851776669654.post-6629498836370941623</id><published>2008-12-14T01:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-10T00:58:39.553-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt;Bagong salta sa America, yung Pinoy ay gustong mag-long distance sa Pilipinas kaya dinayal yung “0 for Operator”.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt; Operator: AT&amp;amp;T. How may I help you?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt; Pinoy: Heyloow. Ay wud like to long distans da Pilipins, plis.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt; Operator: Name of the party you’re calling?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt; Pinoy: Aybegyurpardon? Can you repit agen plis?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt; Operator: What is the name of the person you are calling?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt; Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu and sori. Da nname of my calling is Elpidio Abanquel. Sori and tenkyu.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt; Operator: Please spell out the name of the person you’re calling phonetically.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt; Pinoy:Yes, tenkyu. What is foneticali?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt; Operator: Please spell out the letters comprising the name a letter at a time and citing a word for each letter.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt; Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Da name of Elpidio Abanquel is Elpidio Abanquel. I will spell his name foneticali. Elpidio: E as in Elpidio, L as in lpidio, p as in pidio, i as in idio, d as in dio, i as in io and o as in o.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt; Operator: Sir, can you please use English words.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: georgia;&quot;&gt; Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Abanquel: A as in Airport, B as in Because, A as in Airport agen, N as in… Enemy, Q as in… Cuba, U as in… Europe, E as in… Important and L as in… Elephant.&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pinoyjokers.blogspot.com/feeds/6629498836370941623/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pinoyjokers.blogspot.com/2008/12/blog-post.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7133587851776669654/posts/default/6629498836370941623'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7133587851776669654/posts/default/6629498836370941623'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pinoyjokers.blogspot.com/2008/12/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>burn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02248602039063989225</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWuVoSZJ2Ia6Fc2_pKlkWIVPW2ezJBcptCyoc8xrovbhWpdX3UCMFduzbXgn7RH2JBw607zgxE7_Pu-sNhs9BQ_H_BcIdxDj9rPtLmHzB1z-qJlgoLIVKm4TtBSrCCCA/s220/1_618970947l.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133587851776669654.post-5022512206146857781</id><published>2008-12-14T01:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-14T01:10:18.950-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjM5ct6EWgMnsURcyFysB4Uw_WcUzVtIthdyYMNhRiirMgNaRymgxlSu73EG0CrL04B0e8uVACJbHQlBb-zrOI9rSabJvzBXTE7KKql86m-mO9iy9PGGkihu7m1AdxMIlcp1IGlMl3ZMjA/s1600-h/reb.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279570413830388290&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 254px; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjM5ct6EWgMnsURcyFysB4Uw_WcUzVtIthdyYMNhRiirMgNaRymgxlSu73EG0CrL04B0e8uVACJbHQlBb-zrOI9rSabJvzBXTE7KKql86m-mO9iy9PGGkihu7m1AdxMIlcp1IGlMl3ZMjA/s320/reb.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; My Dabarkadz&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pinoyjokers.blogspot.com/feeds/5022512206146857781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pinoyjokers.blogspot.com/2008/12/my-dabarkadz.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7133587851776669654/posts/default/5022512206146857781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7133587851776669654/posts/default/5022512206146857781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pinoyjokers.blogspot.com/2008/12/my-dabarkadz.html' title=''/><author><name>burn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02248602039063989225</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWuVoSZJ2Ia6Fc2_pKlkWIVPW2ezJBcptCyoc8xrovbhWpdX3UCMFduzbXgn7RH2JBw607zgxE7_Pu-sNhs9BQ_H_BcIdxDj9rPtLmHzB1z-qJlgoLIVKm4TtBSrCCCA/s220/1_618970947l.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjM5ct6EWgMnsURcyFysB4Uw_WcUzVtIthdyYMNhRiirMgNaRymgxlSu73EG0CrL04B0e8uVACJbHQlBb-zrOI9rSabJvzBXTE7KKql86m-mO9iy9PGGkihu7m1AdxMIlcp1IGlMl3ZMjA/s72-c/reb.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>