Pinoy Laugh Time

JOKE - Halika Sister | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Sat, 08 Sep 2012 08:05:00 +0000

PARI’ : Halika sa kwarto sister…

MADRE : Father, bakit po” ?

PARI’ : Sara mo pinto’ sister …

MADRE : Father, huwag po’

PARI’ : Patayin mo ilaw sister…

MADRE : Naku, Diyos ko po’…

PARI” : Ipapakita ko lang ang rosary ko oh, …glow in the dark…

Hahahahahahahahaha!

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JOKE - Unang Dinala | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Sat, 08 Sep 2012 08:03:00 +0000

(Magsyota sa motel )

BOYFRIEND : Alam mo mahal, …Ikaw ang kaunaunahan na dinala ko rito…

GIRLFRIEND : Sinungaling, bakit kilala mo yung mga receptionists sa lobby? sabi nila lagi ka raw rito…

BOYFRIEND : OO nga, pero ikaw lang talaga ang babae…

Hahahahahahahahaha!

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JOKE - Dumb Trucks | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Sat, 08 Sep 2012 08:00:00 +0000

SON : Dad, take care, they sometimes go wayward. Beware of those DUMB TRUCKS…!

Daddy : Son, What do you mean, dumb trucks?

SON : Dad, those that carry large, heavy cargoes, with ten wheels…!

DADDY : Son, Those are not dumb truck, you call them …TEN MILLER.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

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PHOTO - Ang Galing ni Lola! | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Sat, 08 Sep 2012 07:53:00 +0000

Ang Galing ni Lola!

Kahit matanda na, kayang-kaya pa ring mag-acrobat!

Hahahahhaha!

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JOKE - Malakas Kumain | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Sat, 12 May 2012 22:10:00 +0000

Nanay : Naku itong anak ko! Ang lakas mo kumain pero di naman mautusan!

Anak : Kapag yung alagang baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa kayo, sino ba talaga ang anak nyo?

Hahahahahahahahaha!

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JOKE - Chocolate o Tae? | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Sat, 12 May 2012 22:06:00 +0000

Galing sa isang club, pauwi na ng bahay ang dalawang lasing na si Pedro at Juan. Sa kanilang paglalakad, may napansin silang bagay na nasa gitna ng daan.

Juan: Pare, may chocolate sa gitna ng daan!

Pedro: Hindi pare. Tae yan!

Juan: Pare, hindi, chocolate yan.

Pedro: Tikman na lang natin para malaman.

Dumampot sila ng tig-iisang piraso at inilagay sa bibig.

Juan: Pare, tae nga. Buti na lang hindi natin natapakan!

Hahahahahahahahaha!

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JOKE - 1 Million | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Sat, 12 May 2012 21:53:00 +0000

Juan: Pangarap kong kumita ng 1 million gaya ng tatay ko.

Pedro: Galing! Ganyan kalaki kinikita ng tatay mo?

Juan: Hindi, pangarap din ng tatay ko yan.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

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PHOTO - FACE-OFF of Vice Ganda, Boy Pick-Up and SimSimi | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Sat, 12 May 2012 21:34:00 +0000

FACE-OFF of Vice Ganda, Boy Pick-Up and SimSimi!

Who will win? Hahahahhaha!

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PHOTO - Minimum Fear? | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Sat, 12 May 2012 21:27:00 +0000

Is it Minimum Fear or Fare? Pati kami naguguluhan na rin!

Hahahahahaha!

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JOKE - Kahinaan Ko Yan | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Sat, 05 May 2012 11:24:00 +0000

Sa loob ng mall, ...

BF: Mahal, nakikita mo ba yung babaeng yun?

GF: Oo, bakit?

BF: Iyan ang ex-girlfriend ko.

GF: Hindi naman sexy, at ang pangit-pangit!

BF: Talagang ganun, ganyan talaga ang kahinaan ko noon pa man…

Hahahahahahahahaha!

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JOKE - Choosy Beggar | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Sat, 05 May 2012 11:23:00 +0000

BEGGAR: Please give alms to the poor, can I have a piece of cake?

BAKERY Owner: A choosy beggar! Here, a small bread. Why do you want a piece of cake?

BEGGAR: I would prefer cake because its my birthday today.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

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JOKE - Sorry Muna? | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Sat, 05 May 2012 11:21:00 +0000

Girl: Sinaktan mo ako tapos magsosorry ka ngayon. Para kang tanga. Huhuhuhu.

Boy: Eh mas tanga naman ako kung magsosorry muna ako bago kita saktan.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

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JOKE - Mura Kag Ku-an | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Sat, 05 May 2012 11:18:00 +0000

BF: Honey, mura kag Selecta, you’re so yummy!

GF: Aw, ikaw babe mura kag Krispy Kreme, you’re so sweet!

BF: Kanindot, ikaw mura kag Starbucks, so addictive!

GF: Ikaw mura kag Jollibee, langhap sarap.

BF: Mura kag Mang Inasal, affordable.

GF: Hahahaha. Ikaw mura kag pinirito, oily!

BF: Mura kag buwad, parehas mog baho!

GF: Mura kag sinugba, negro!

BF: Mura kag inun-unan, parehas ka aslum sa imong bugan!

GF: Ikaw bugok nga itlog!

BF: Pan-os ka!

GF: Sinuka sa hubog!

BF: Ikaw ginamos!

GF: Buwag nata!

BF: Maypa!

Hahahahahahahahaha!

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JOKE - Diamond Gift | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Sat, 05 May 2012 11:01:00 +0000

GUY1: Bay, nag-away mi sa akong girlfriend.

GUY2: Ngano man?

GUY1: Nangayo syag gift, ingon nya bisan unsa daw bsta
naay diamond.

GUY2: Mao raman diay, unsa may gihatag nimo?

GUY1. BARAHA!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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PHOTO - Mukhang Aquarium | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 15:22:00 +0000

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JOKE - May Lumutang! | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 15:15:00 +0000

Nag swimming ang mga bakla sa pool at nag-chikahan about sa mga fafa nila...

Eh! Biglang may lumutang na CONDOM sa tabi nila...

Bakla: Uyyyy!!! "Sinong umutooot?"... Nakaka-inggit namaaaann!!

Hahahahaha!

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VIDEO - Vice Ganda Nauntog sa Magpasikat | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 17:01:00 +0000

VIDEO of Vice Ganda - Nauntog sa Magpasikat

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JOKE - Energy Drink | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 16:59:00 +0000

Boy: Energy drink ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Mukha ka kasing "COBRA!"

Hahahahaha!

---------> One More Time!
Boy: Energy drink ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Nakaka-"STING" ka kasi!
(Ibang BRAND naman!)

Hahahahaha!

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JOKE - Walang Lugar sa Langit | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 07:07:00 +0000

Pari (Nagmimisa): Ang mga bakla ay walang lugar sa kaharian ng langit!

Bakla (Masaya pa rin): Keri lang po father! Dun na lang po kami sa rainbow magslide-slide!

Hahahahaha!

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JOKE - Patay-Malisya | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 21:16:00 +0000

Bumibili si Inday ng sandals nang biglang napautot sya "pooooot!"

Unti-unting tumingin sa likod si Inday baka may nakarinig sa utot nya at nagulat sya dahil may salesman pala...

Kaya nagpatay-malisya na lang sya at nagtanong...

Inday: Magkano po ang sandal na ito?

Salesman: Nakow! Eh nahawakan nyo pa nga lang yan, nautot na kayo. Pag narinig nyo ang presyo, sigurado matatae na kayo...

Hahahahaha!

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JOKE - Calculator | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 21:15:00 +0000

Juan: Pare, pupunta ako sa Manila. At para hindi naman ako kahiya-hiya, ano ba ang elevator?

Pedro: Alam ko yan, kuwarto yan na sasakyan mo para hindi ka na maglakad paakyat ng ilang palapag ng isang building.

Juan: Ano naman pare ang escalator?

Pedro: Yan naman ay hagdanan na gumagalaw para dalhin ka pataas.

Juan: Eh ano naman ang calculator?

Pedro: Sorry pare ha... di pa ako nakakasakay dyan eh.

Hahahahaha!

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JOKE - Na-Puling | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 21:14:00 +0000

BOY : Na-puling ko sa imoha!

GIRL : Ha? Nganu man?

BOY : Na-puling in love bah!!

Istoryaheeeeeeeeee! Hahahaha!

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JOKE - You Are My World | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 21:12:00 +0000

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: I love you very much.

Girl: If you really love me, scream it to the whole world.

Boy: (whispers to the girl) I love you very very very much.

Girl: Why did you just whisper it to me?

Boy: Because you are my whole world.

Istoryaheeeeeeeeee! Hahahaha!

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VIDEO - Vice Ganda and Gladys Reyes as Agua and Bendita - Showtime 3 | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 13:13:00 +0000

VIDEO of Vice Ganda and Gladys Reyes as Agua and Bendita on Showtime 3

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JOKE - Battle of the Brainless 1 | Pinoy Jokes | Funny Videos and Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lover Boy and Girl) — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 13:09:00 +0000

Host : What is the national tree of the Philippines?

Clue : Starts with the letter "N"

Contestant : Niyog?

Host : Mas matigas pa diyan.

Contestant Contestant : (In a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!

Hahahaha!

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