tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11219466857375200112024-09-09T00:02:45.376-07:00PINOY QUOTESPinoy QUOTES and PICTURES, THE FUNNIEST COMPILATION TO HIT YOUR SCREEN!K-Blogger (kumitapera.webs.com)http://www.blogger.com/profile/12952391358432924510noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1121946685737520011.post-88946949998953711242011-05-25T03:24:00.000-07:002011-05-27T00:19:55.877-07:00OFW LIFE - PINOY QUOTES 5<script type="text/javascript"><!--
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Dear <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Anak/dp/B001BXQ5YU?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Anak</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B001BXQ5YU" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />,<br />
Naipadala na namin ‘yung P50,000 na pamabayad sa tuition mo sa second sem. Ipinagbili na ‘yung <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Sa-gulugod-kalabaw-Bulakan-1928-1997/dp/9719187417?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">kalabaw</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=9719187417" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" /> natin. Ang mahal pala ng <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Counter-Strike-Source-Pc/dp/B000AOJ7FK?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Counter Strike</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000AOJ7FK" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" /> na kurso! Wala na rin tayong baboy, naipagbili na rin namin para sa sinasabi mong project, ‘ yung <a href="http://www.amazon.com/NOKIA-800mAh-BL-5BT-BL5BT-BATTERY/dp/B001AMVP0Q?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Nokia N75</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B001AMVP0Q" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />. Anak ang mahal naman ng project mo!<br />
Kasama na sa ipinadala namin ‘yung baon mo para sa field trip sa <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Emirates-Largest-Shopping-United-Stretched/dp/B00335BMH4?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Mall of Asia</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B00335BMH4" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />. Malayo ba ‘yun? Bakit ang mahal din? Isinanla na namin ‘yung palayan para mabili na ‘yung instrumento mong <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Apple-Video-Playback-Black-Generation/dp/B000A3WS84?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Video iPod</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000A3WS84" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />. Napailaw n’yo na ba ‘yung pinagpupuyatan ninyong <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Fonda-San-Miguel-Thirty-Years/dp/0940672774?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">San Mig Lights</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=0940672774" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />? Sana mag-graduate ka na at nang makaraos tayo sa hirap at mabayaran ang mga utang at mabawi ang bukirin natin.<br />
Love,<br />
Tay & Nay<br />
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<b><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Gypsy-Soul-Other-Essays/dp/1432745646?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Letter to an OFW</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=1432745646" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" /></b><br />
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Dad,<br />
Thanks sa padala mo. Hapi si Nene kasi <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Toblerone-Chocolate-Almond-Nougat-3-52-Ounce/dp/B000H1327A?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Tobleron</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000H1327A" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" /> baon n’ya sa skul. ‘Yung <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Nike-Brasilia-IV-Duffel-Black/dp/B0013QY1SW?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Nike</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B0013QY1SW" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" /> suot na ni Junior. Next time, huwag ka na magpadala ng <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Nivea-Milk-Soap-100-bar/dp/B0006NZKZQ?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">NIVEA MILK</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B0006NZKZQ" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />. ‘Di nila type kasi mapait daw.. ako tuloy ang umubos.<br />
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<u><b>IDD call from the US</b></u><br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/How-Be-Almost-Perfect-Husband/dp/0966715616?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Husband</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=0966715616" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />: Hon, musta na ang tindahan?<br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Reliable-Wife-Robert-Goolrick/dp/1565129776?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Wife</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=1565129776" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />: department store na!<br />
Husband: ang tuba-an?<br />
Wife: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Dynamic-Projector-Special-Effects-Family/dp/B004DSNB6K?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">KTV bar</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B004DSNB6K" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" /> na!<br />
Husband: ang trickad?<br />
Wife: taxi na!<br />
Husband: ang dalawa kong anak?<br />
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<b>Suporta</b><br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Always-Dad-Father-During-Divorce/dp/1413304958?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Divorced father</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=1413304958" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />: Anak pag-uwi mo, ibigay mo sa Nanay mo itong tseke at sabihin mo 18 years old ka na, huling theke na makukuha niya for child support, tapos tingnan mo kung ano ang expression ng face niya.<br />
Anak: Mommy, sabi ni Daddy ibigay ko daw sa ‘yo itong tseke, last support na niya ito sa akin kasi 18 na ako. Pagkatapos tingnan ko raw ang expression ng face mo.<br />
Mommy: Sa susunod na pagbisita mo sa kanya, pakisabi salamat sa suporta kahit ‘di mo siya Tatay! Pagkatapos tignan mo ang expression ng face niya! whaaaa hahaha!<br />
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<u><b>Si Inday at Ang Pulubi</b></u> <br />
Amo: Inday, paalisin mo nga ‘yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay.<br />
(Nilabas ni Inday.)<br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Day-Day-Out-All-Organs/dp/B004PIIEFQ?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Inday</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B004PIIEFQ" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />: Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!<br />
Pulubi: Oh! I’m so ashamed! Such a mansion of social climbing freaks!<br />
(Nakakuha ng katapat si Inday!)<br />
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<u><b>Kwentuhan sa airport:</b></u> <br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/A-Horse-with-No-Name/dp/B001O7UX3W?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Sa America</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B001O7UX3W" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />: 911 is very fast, five minutes after the crime, police are already there to assist.<br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Zojirushi-SL-JAE14-Bento-Stainless-Steel/dp/B000246GSE?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Sa Japan</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000246GSE" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />, mas mabilis, kasi sa mga bullet trains nila, kaya three minutes after the crime nandun na kaagad ang mga crime scene investigator nila.<br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Naiibang-pag-ibig-maging-bakla-Pilipinas/dp/971270419X?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Sa Pilipinas</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=971270419X" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />, panis sila, 10 minutes before the crime, nandun na mga pulis…….ngeeekkkkk<br />
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<u><b>Night Swimming</b></u><br />
ANAK : <i>Tay may night swimming fuh kami mamaya!!!</i><br />
TATAY : <i>o cge anak bazta wag ka lang magpapagabi huh!!!! hehehe!!!</i><br />
<b>Ulam</b><br />
totoy : <i>nay may ulam ba?</i><br />
nanay : <i>tingnan mu sa ref</i><br />
totoy : <i>nay wala naman po taung ref eh!!!</i><br />
nanay : <i>TANGA edi ibig sabihin wala taung ulam…</i><br />
totoy : <i>nyEkKKKKKKK!!</i><br />
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<b><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Si-Nanay-Tatay/dp/B001ERQ4JO?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Si Tatay</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B001ERQ4JO" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" /></b><br />
tatay; <i>ank’ bumili ka ng suka </i><br />
ank; <i>opo tay</i><br />
anak:<i> tay nahulog po ang suka sa tulay</i><br />
tatay: <i>bahala na yon panis na yon</i><br />
tatay: a<i>nk bumili ka ng toyo</i><br />
anak: <i>opo tay</i><br />
anak: <i>tay nahulog po ang toyo sa tulay</i><br />
tatay: <i>bahala na yon panis na yon</i><br />
tatay; <i>ank ako nalang ang bibili baka mahulog nanaman</i><br />
ank: <i>sige po tay</i><br />
kapitbahay: <i>pedro, ang tatay mo nahulog sa tulay</i><br />
pedro: <i>bahala na yon panis na yon!</i><br />
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Pepsi-Cola-36-oz-cans/dp/B0024NXUVM?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Dear Pepsi,</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B0024NXUVM" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" /><br />
Alam mo ba na coke na cokes ako sayo “<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Behind-Palace-Doors-Centuries-Adventure/dp/0812979044?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">royal</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=0812979044" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />” ka pa naman pero lagi mo akong ini “isprite naalala mo ba nung pumunta tayo sa “<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Dew-36-oz-cans/dp/B0024NU43Y?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">mountain dew</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B0024NU43Y" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />” sumakay pa nga tayo ng “red horse eh muntik na nga tayong tangayin ni “<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Yellow-Flying-Eagle-Charm-Pendant/dp/B0049XGIH8?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">gold eagle</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B0049XGIH8" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />” buti na lang nandiyan si “san miguel” nakita niya si “<a href="http://www.amazon.com/El-%C3%A1rbol-generoso-Shel-Silverstein/dp/9806053443?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">generoso</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=9806053443" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />” nagkamay sila.<br />
Nagmamahal,<br />
“<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Tender-Bar-Memoir-J-R-Moehringer/dp/B000LP64MM?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">The bar</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000LP64MM" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />”<br />
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<b>Dalawang Kutsara</b><br />
Apo : <i>lo kumain naman po kayo kahit dalawang kutsara lang man</i><br />
Lolo : <i>ah hindi ko nga kaya n kumain ng kanin kutsara pa kaya dalawa pa………</i><br />
NGEEK!!<br />
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<b>Megkanow Isang <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Mango-Womens-T-shirt-Berry-Indigo/dp/B004Y710OA?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Mang-gow</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B004Y710OA" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />?</b><br />
KANO (trying to speak tagalog): Megkanow isang kilow mang-gow?<br />
PINOY : One way!<br />
KANO : Megkanow?<br />
PINOY : I sed, one way!<br />
KANO : Ano eybig sabeyhin one way?<br />
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<b>Mas na Mas</b><br />
i got new boy/girlfrend n! duh!<br />
MAS p sau.. MAS loving,<br />
MAS swit, MAS kind, MAS caring..<br />
gosh! ol things MAS s kanya..<br />
winner n sana kaso..<br />
heller.. MAS luv kya kita!<br />
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<b><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Samut-Saring-Katatawanan-Dyokbuk-Nagtatampok-Sariwang/dp/9710367501?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Utot</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=9710367501" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" /> Classification</b><br />
Mga klase ng utot ayon sa iyong pagkatao:<br />
<ul><li>Walang tunog pero ubod ng bantot – plastik ka!</li>
<li>Mahina ngunit may konting sundot ng bantot – simple lang pero rock.</li>
<li>Malakas ang buga, walang amoy – puro ka salita, kulang sa gawa, nonsense.</li>
<li>Malakas na, mabaho pa – totoong tao ka! Saludo ako sa iyo!</li>
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<b>IDD Call from the US</b><br />
Husband : Hon,musta na ang tindahan?<br />
<i>Wife : Department store na!</i><br />
Husband : Ang tu-baan?<br />
<i>Wife : KTB bar na!</i><br />
Husband : Ang trickad?<br />
<i>Wife : Taxi na!</i><br />
Husband : Ang dalawa kong anak?<br />
<i>Wife : Lima na!</i><br />
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<b>Si <a href="http://www.amazon.com/ERAP-MECHANICAL-FARMING-PROJECT/dp/B001G3J632?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Erap</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B001G3J632" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" /> at si <a href="http://www.amazon.com/KitchenAid-GMA-Grain-Attachment-Mixers/dp/B00004SGFL?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">GMA</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B00004SGFL" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" /></b><br />
GMA: Erap,,magaling kaba sa math?<br />
<i>ERAP: Sisiw yan!!</i><br />
GMA: cge,, paano mo hahatiin ang 6 na mangga sa 8 na tao??<br />
<i>ERAP: eh diH gawin mong juice!!hehehe</i><br />
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<b>Ang Mag Syota</b><br />
MAY MAGSYOTA NA HINDE NAGKITA NG 2 MONTHS…….<br />
THEN ONE DAY NAGKITA CLA AT ANG UNANG TANONG NG GURL SA BOY.,,,.<br />
mAhAl Mo Pa Ba AkO??<br />
HNDI NAKASAGOT ANG BOY… ANG GINAWA NYA,,,KINUHA NG BOY ANG KAMAY NG GURL SABAY ITINAPAT SA DIBDID NYA,.,,<br />
AT DUN NAPAIYAK ANG GURL..KC,……….<br />
………MAY BOOBS NA RIN BOYFRIEND NYA..!!!!<br />
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<b>Father and Son</b><br />
Father;anak pa bili nga ng soft drinks..<br />
<i>Son; Hot po or cold </i><br />
Father; Cold!<br />
<i>Son;Sprite or coke?</i><br />
Father; Coke !<br />
<i>Son;8oz or 12oz?</i><br />
Father;Ang kulit mo!.. tubig na lang!<br />
<i>Son;Mineral o non-mineral?</i><br />
Father;Pilosopo ka ah… hampasin kita jan eh….<br />
<i>Son;Walis tambo o walis ting2?</i><br />
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH…….<br />
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Bush: What are the pollutants in your country?<br />
<i>Jingoy: We have lots of pollutants.. ..we have sisig, kilawin,</i><br />
<i>chicharon, mani</i><br />
Erap: Anak, may nakalimutan ka, Boy Bawang (cornik).<br />
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<b>Thoughtful na Kriminal</b><br />
Kriminal A: Pare, Sigurado kabang dito dadaan ang papatayin natin?<br />
<i>Kriminal B: Oo pare, nagtataka nga ako isang oras na tayo dito hindi pa siya dumadating</i><br />
Kriminal A: Sana naman walang nangyaring masama sa kanya.<br />
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Tomas: Sobrang tabatsoy ang misis ko, kaya gusto niyang magbawas ng timbang. Nag-horseback riding siya…<br />
<i>Jorge: Ano’ng resulta? </i><br />
Tomas: Nabawasan ng sampung kilo ‘yung kabayo!<br />
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<b>Ang Liit</b><br />
misis: honey,luma na mga bra ko.bili mo naman ako!<br />
<i>mister: huwag na honey!maliit naman yang boobs mo ehh!</i><br />
misis:ehh,bakit ikaw nag bibrief,ibig sabihin sinayang mo lang yong pera!<br />
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<b>Hindi Masuka</b><br />
pare1:pare ang sama ng pakiramdam ko parang gusto kong sumuka pero hindi naman ako masuka<br />
<i>pare2:pare ganito ang gawin mu para masuka ka sundutin mu ng hintuturong daliri mu ung lalamunan mu</i><br />
pare1:pare ginawa ko na ayaw pdin eh<br />
<i>pare2:ayaw padin ganito naman kalikutin mu ng hintuturong daliri mu yung butas ng puwet mu para masuka ka </i><br />
pare1:(after gawin ni pare1)pare ayaw padin eh<br />
<i>pare2:oh ngaun sundutin mu ulit ng hintuturong daliri mu yung lalamunan mu ewan ko lang kung hindi kapa masuka!!!! ewwwwwww....</i><br />
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May dalawang preso nag paplanong tumakas..<br />
preso 1: tol alam ko na kung pano tayo tatakas!..<br />
<i>preso 2:pano, eh mahigpit ang siguridad dito!?</i><br />
preso 1:sirain natin yung lock tapus tumakas na tayu!!!<br />
<i>preso 2:oo nga ang galing mo!!</i><br />
makalipas ang ilang sandali………<br />
preso 2:panu yan ‘di naka lock …?<br />
<i>preso 1:napaka slow mo talaga… i-lock mo tapos saka mo sirain.. NAPAKA SLOW MO !!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!</i><br />
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Mom2: Mare,anong pinapainom mo sa anak mo?<br />
<i>Mom1: Promil,para sa kanyang mga pangarap! Eh ikaw?</i><br />
Mom2: Emperador Brady!Para sa totoong tagumpay!<br />
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<b>Inday Kabet</b><br />
MISIS:inday sagutin mo nga yung telepono baka klabit ng sir mo<br />
<i>INDAY:maam pinagseselos mo namn ako</i><br />
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Isang madre (M) ng lumapit sa mother superior para mangumpisal<br />
Madre : ngayon ako’y nagtanpisaw sa bAtis ng kasalanan dahil sa tawag ng laman<br />
Mother superior : paano nang yari yun???<br />
Madre : si father po pumasok sa kwarto ko kagabi at sabi nyA nasakin ang pinto ng langit na nsa pagitan ng aking dalawang hitA at nasa knya daw po ang ang susi ka ipinasok nya sa pinto ng langit…<br />
Mother superior : TARANTADONG PARI yun SUSI pla yun sabi nya saken trumpeta ni st.Gabriel.. isang buong taong nyang pinAtotorotot sakin!!!<br />
hahahah!<br />
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<b>Apot at Begote</b><br />
lalaki:miss apoy ka ba?<br />
<i>babae:bakit?</i><br />
lalaki:alab you kasi..<br />
<i>babae:ang haba ng begote mo?</i><br />
lalaki:eh,ano ngayon…<br />
<i>babae:ahit you….</i><br />
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<b>Da Tsuper and Student</b><br />
estudyante: kuya bayad<br />
driber: san galing?<br />
estudyante: sakin!<br />
driber: (loko to ah) san papunta?<br />
estudyante: edi sa’yo! TOINKS<br />
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part 2<br />
estudyante: bayad po!<br />
driber: san galing?<br />
estudyante: edi sa bulsa ko!<br />
driber: hindi, san sumakay?<br />
estudyante: edi sa taxi mo!<br />
driber: (loko to ah! bigyan ko nga ng kulang na sukli)<br />
estudyante: kuya bkt kulang to? magkano ba quiapo?<br />
driber: bkt bibilhin mo????!!<br />
TAOB!!!<br />
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<b>Malinis na Tubig</b><br />
ROY: Bakit ka dyan naghihilamos sa inodoro!?<br />
<i>JENY: Bakit! Malinis naman at malinaw ang tubig dito ah!</i><br />
ROYr: Oo nga. Dyan nga ako umiinom eh. Tapos hinihilamusan mo lang! Wag ganun babe. Kadiri ha eh…<br />
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<b>Marunong Mabilang</b><br />
Sa isang paaralan…<br />
Guro: Iho, nakita ko ang kuya mo na naglalaro ng tong-its sa kanto. Pinapabayaan na niya ang kanyang pag-aaral. Sana di mo siya tularan at pagbutihin mo ang pag-aaral mo.<br />
Juan: Wag po kayong mag-alala ma’am, di ko naman po pinapabayaan ang pag-aaral ko eh.<br />
Guro: Talaga! Alam mo bang magbilang?<br />
Juan: Opo!<br />
Guro: Umpisaham mo nga<br />
Juan: One…Two…Three…Four…Five…Six…Seven…Eight…Nine…Ten!<br />
Guro: Magaling! Kaya mo bang ituloy?<br />
Juan: Opo!<br />
Guro: Very Good! Sige nga. (Tuwang-tuwa)<br />
Juan: Jack…Queen..King!!!!<br />
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<b>No More ERAP Jokes, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Pacman-Story-Resilience-Never-Say-Never-Determination/dp/1427647682?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Pacquiao</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=1427647682" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" /> Naman</b><br />
Genie: Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan.<br />
Aling Dionisia: Talaga?…gusto ko gumanda!<br />
Genie: Buksan mo ang bote.<br />
Aling Dionisia: At gaganda na ako?<br />
Genie: Hindi. Babalik na lang ako.<br />
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Pacman: Sabi ng titser ko, bakit daw ang eggplant walang egg?<br />
Aling Dionisia: Sabihon mo sa titser mo, na pag me egg yun, turta na yan, TURTA!<br />
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Reporter: Noong nanalo ka Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee?<br />
Manny: Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.<br />
Reporter: Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?<br />
Manny: Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know.<br />
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Dionesia: Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast.<br />
Doctor (gulat) magpapasexsi ka na?<br />
Dionesia: Breast sa ngipen ba. Paraumayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon?<br />
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Pacquiao: Wala, talo ka na kahit anung gawin mo..<br />
Hatton: Pagandahan na lang tayo ng nanay!<br />
Pacquiao: Ah! Wala namang ganyanan. I mean you know.<br />
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Aling Dionisia: Inday, akina nga yung seeds ko.<br />
Inday: Bakit po magtatanim po ba kayo?<br />
Aling Dionisia: Anung magtatanim sinasabi mo? Nasisilaw ang mata ko kaya kailangan ko yung seeds.<br />
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Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tayu, anu magandang name?<br />
Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin . “MANKY”……<br />
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Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.<br />
Manny: Oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.<br />
Aling Dionisia: Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.<br />
Manny: Talaga ‘nay? Anu?<br />
Aling Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)<br />
Pacquiao: Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets<br />
Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasan ang sweets honey?<br />
Pacquiao: Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita. ang dilim!!<br />
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Si Manny Pacquiao tumakbo sa pagka-Congressman sa GenSan…<br />
Reporter: Manny, anong masasabi mo sa peace and order sa inyong lugar sa Gen San?<br />
Manny: Ah, yun ba? uhmm…eh… ang masasabi ku lang diyan ay ….<br />
Reporter: Ano..?<br />
Manny: Ahh, kwan, … maraming Fish sa Gen San pero wala masyado umo-Order!<br />
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Freddie and Manny heart to heart talk<br />
Manny: Pare, ba’t naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala ka pa bang na pupusuan?<br />
Freddie: Meron. .. Manhid ka lang!<br />
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Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!!<br />
Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal<br />
Las Vegas<br />
Waiter: May i take your order, Madam?<br />
Aling Dionisia: Soup<br />
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?<br />
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!<br />
Sa isang Birthday Party<br />
Aling Dionisia: Blue!!! Blue the Kick!!!!<br />
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You is!’ ‘you is! you is!’, sigaw ni Aling Dionisia pagdating sa Amerika .<br />
Andito na ako sa ‘you is!’<br />
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Chavit: Manny, paki – acknowledge naman si 1st Gentleman, late dumating . ayun kadadaan lang sa tabi ng ringside.<br />
Manny: I would like to acknowledge the ARRIVAL OF THE LATE 1st GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY!!<br />
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<b>Real Answers from WoWoWee Contestants, Sad but True:</b><br />
1. Q: “Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?” A: “<b>Utong</b>!”<br />
2. Q: “Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?” A: “<b>Umiilaw</b>!”<br />
3. Q: “Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A: “<b>Humanitarian</b>?”<br />
4. Q: “Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga.” A: “<b>Ninja?</b>”<br />
5. Q: “Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?” A: “<b>Sunog!</b>”<br />
6. Q: “Magbigay ng sikat na Willie.” A: “<b>Willie da pooh!</b>”<br />
7. Q: “Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?” A: “<b>Hindunesia?</b>”<br />
8. Q: “Anong hayop si King Kong?” A: “<b>Pagong!</b>”<br />
9. Q: “Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain.” A: “<b>Tae!</b>”<br />
10. Q: “Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?” A: “<b>Canadia!</b>”<br />
11. Q: “Kumpletuhin – Little Red.” A: “<b>Ribbon!</b>”<br />
12 Q: “Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?” A: “<b>Buhok?</b>”<br />
13. Q: “Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin.” A: “<b>Tinga!</b>”<br />
14. Q: “Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?” A: “<b>Pag balita?</b>”<br />
15. Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?” A: “<b>Baby oil?</b>”<br />
16. Q: “Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?” A: “<b>Sweetserland?</b>”<br />
17. Q: “Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?” A: “<b>Godzilla?</b>”<br />
18. Q: “Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?” A: “<b>Itlog ng tao!</b>”<br />
19. Q: “Anong S ang tawag sa duktor nag nago-opera?” A: “<b>Sadista?</b>”<br />
20. Q: “Blank is the best policy.” A: “<b>Ice tea?</b>”<br />
22. Q: “Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?” A: “<b>Sa likod!</b>”<br />
23. Q: “Fill in the blanks – Beauty is in the eye of the ____.” A: “<b>Tiger?</b>”<br />
24. Q: “Ano ang kinakain ng monkey-eating eagle?” A: “<b>Saging!</b>”<br />
25. Q: “Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?” A: “<b>Baliw!</b>”<br />
26. Q: “Anong tawag mo sa kapatid ng nanay mo?” A: “<b>Kamag-anak!</b>”<br />
27. Q: “Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?” A: “<b>Sa motel?</b>”<br />
28. Q: “Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?” A: “<b>Cold water</b>!”<br />
29. Q: “Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?” A: “<b>Si scooby dooby doo?</b>”<br />
30. Q: “Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka.” A: “<b>Operadang bakla?</b>”<br />
31. Q: “Ilan ang bituin sa American flag?” A: “<b>Madami!</b>”<br />
32. Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa taong isa lang ang mata?” A: “<b>Abnormal!</b>”<br />
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</div>K-Blogger (kumitapera.webs.com)http://www.blogger.com/profile/12952391358432924510noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1121946685737520011.post-85963571606849537372011-05-19T07:36:00.000-07:002011-05-19T07:36:47.506-07:00TRES MARIAS<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3be3amwondpy9nc3ob160zv4rd.hop.clickbank.net/">Learn to speak the Tagalog (Filipino) language using audio and text.</a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><h3 class="post-title entry-title"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/1001-Ultimate-Pilpino-Jokes-Katatawanang/dp/096798985X?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Pinoy Jokes</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=096798985X" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" /> and <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Message-Glossary-Phone-Poster-Print/dp/B003V1LMSE?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Funny SMS Text Messages</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B003V1LMSE" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" /></h3>6 senses of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Art-Kissing-William-Cane/dp/0312615809?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">kissing</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=0312615809" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />.<br />
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Sense of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Smack-Melvin-Burgess/dp/0312608624?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Smack</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=0312608624" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />.<br />
Sense of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Torrid-Black-Nude-Body-Dress/dp/B004YS62HY?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Torrid</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B004YS62HY" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />.<br />
Sense of Gigil.<br />
Sense of Hawak.<br />
Sense of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Philippines-Libog-Mouse-Pad/dp/B001IAE7EG?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Libog</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B001IAE7EG" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />.<br />
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Eh ano yong pang anim?<br />
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Absense! Wala ng <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Philippines-Libog-Mouse-Pad/dp/B001IAE7EG?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Attitude-Rompers-Romper-Black-Months/dp/B002HK44E4?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">CLOTHES</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002HK44E4" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" /><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B001IAE7EG" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />. <br />
Hahaha<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"> ***</div>WHEN I DIE..<br />
I DON'T WANT "R.I.P." INITIALS ON MY TOMBSTONE.<br />
ANG GUSTO KO,<br />
<br />
"I.S.R."<br />
<br />
<br />
"<a href="http://www.amazon.com/I-Shall-return-Jesus/dp/B000J536BQ?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">I SHALL RETURN</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000J536BQ" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />"<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">***</div><div style="text-align: left;">''you look so..<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
when you're <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Redmon-Rene-Bidaud-Instructional-Jump/dp/B002CQTT66?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">pLaying jumping rope</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B002CQTT66" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />.<br />
<br />
<br />
dba?!<br />
YOU LOOK SO. Taas pa nga ng LOOK SO mo eh </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">***</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Why-Are-Good-Teachers-Crazy/dp/1432748297?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">TEACHER</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=1432748297" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />: give me colors dat begin w/ letter M.<br />
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PUPIL: maroon!<br />
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Teacher:anybody else?<br />
<br />
NGONGO: Mlue, Mlawn,Mlack,Mink,Maiolet.<br />
<br />
<br />
Teacher: melly ngud..<br />
malakmakan!</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">***</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">TEACHER:<br />
magpapa-class picture tayo para paglaki nyo, sasabihin nyo:<br />
<br />
"wow si dodong police na,<br />
<br />
wow si inday teacher na,<br />
<br />
wow si tomas doctor na,<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
JUAN: wow si mam!<br />
PATAY NA..<br />
<br />
TEACHER: umupo ka.. wag kang sasali!</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">***</div>"Di lahat ng<br />
bumabakat<br />
sa damit<br />
nakakaakit.."<br />
<br />
<br />
- bilbil...<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">***</div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: left;">Ang Alamat ng WAKA-WAKA.<br />
<br />
Noong unang panahon,sina Pedro at Juan ay gumagawa ng homework sa <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Geography-World-DK-Publishing/dp/0756619521?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Geography</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=0756619521" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />. Nainis si Pedro kasi hindi makita ni Juan ang Africa sa mapa.<br />
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P: (kinukuha ang mapa) Amin na, mina.<br />
J: Eh eh, wag ka wag ka, eh eh.<br />
P: Amin na, mina.Sa kalewa.<br />
J: Alam na, Ah ah.<br />
P: Amin na, mina.<br />
J: Eh eh. Wag ka, wag ka. Eh eh.<br />
P: Amin na, mina, sa kalewa. coz this is africa.<br />
<br />
haha:D<br />
pustahan kumakanta yan.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">***</div>"sa <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Tasting-Beer-Insiders-Worlds-Greatest/dp/1603420894?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">BEER</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=1603420894" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" /> aq naging gag0.<br />
<br />
"sa GSM aq naging trantad0.<br />
<br />
"sa<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Aroma-AWK-115S-X-Press-2-Liter-Cordless/dp/B000KDVTJI?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank"> REDH0RSE</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B000KDVTJI" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" /> aq nging brumbd0,<br />
<br />
Per0 SAY0 aq nagbag0"<br />
<br />
.mas matindi kc tama mu.<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">***</div><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Fisher-Price-Disney-Handy-Mannys-Talking/dp/B00176B488?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">Manny</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B00176B488" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />:nay,pila ka liters ang 5000ml nga pepsi? <br />
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Di0nesia:5anak. Manny:shur ka nay? <br />
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Di0nesia: yis bebe. Liter P, Liter E, Liter P, Liter S,<br />
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5 liters!<br />
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-<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Special-Kitty-Treats-Natural-Healthy-ebook/dp/B003WUYUJW?ie=UTF8&tag=34kums34tru-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">FISHBALL</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=34kums34tru-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=B003WUYUJW" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />. Php 0.50 since 1992.<br />
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Juan: oha! Ano kau ngaun?! Mamundok nlang kau! Magtanim nlang kau ng kamote mga bobo! Mga walang pnag aralan, mga ubod ng tanga! Bkit hndi p kau mgpakamatay?!<br />
Teacher: the rest got 100..<br />
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.basag. .wahaha.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">B0y: mis.. Tanim kaba?<br />
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Girl: k0rny m0h..cge nga bakit?<br />
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B0y: pa.a m0 puro ugat..</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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