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Stimulus Payment

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 19:45:29 +0000

This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format: “Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? ” A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. “Q. Where will the government get this money? ” A. From taxpayers. “Q. So [...]

Pinoy Contractor

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:30:21 +0000

Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One from the Philippines, another from Mexico and an American. They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. ‘Well,’ he says. ‘I figure the [...]

Filipino Quotes

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 00:31:10 +0000

Lahat ng problema may solusyon, kung walang solusyon, wag mo nang problemahin. Always remember, kung kaya ng iba, ipagawa sa kanila. Don’t force yourself, make your life easy. Hindi lahat ng gwapo may girlfriend… ang iba sa kanila, may boyfriend! Don’t face your problem if your problem is your face… Umiwas sa lahat ng bagay na nakakaninag - [...]

Sari-Saring Jokes 2

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 16:28:25 +0000

Pulubi: Palimos po ng cake. Ale: Aba , sosyal ka ah! Namalimos ka lang, gusto mo pang cake.. eto pandesal! Pulubi: Duh! Ate?! Bday ko kaya today?!? —————————————————- BOY: Wala akong kwentang anak para sa inyo! Lahat ng ginagawa ko puro mali ! Lagi nalang ako mali !!! Di ‘nyo na ako mahal! AMA: Nagkakamali ka anak! BOY: See! Mali na [...]

Sari-Saring Jokes 1

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 03:33:59 +0000

Divorced father: anak pag-uwi mo bigay mo sa nanay mo itong cheke at sabihin mo 18 yrs old ka na, huling cheke na makukuha niya for child support tapos tignan mo kung ano ang expression ng face niya. Anak: mom, sabi ni dad bigay ko daw sayo itong cheke, last support na niya ito sakin kasi [...]