tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095Sun, 27 Nov 2011 23:53:41 +0000kowtsquotesfriendshipsmstagalogdyoksPinoy Tagalog SMS Jokes Funny Messagesall about filipino text messaginghttp://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (---)Blogger53125PinoyTagalogSmshttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-5686717520093314343Fri, 10 Sep 2010 12:33:00 +00002010-09-10T05:33:28.934-07:00tagalogfriendshipquotessmstagalog sms friendship quotes"BARKADA"<br /> <br /> jan ako n22 2mambay<br /> umuwi ng late,<br /> mainlove,<br /> mkipag-away,<br /> at mkisama,<br /> taz ssvhin nla,<br /> <br /> BARKADA BAD INFLUENCE?<br /> <br /> ibat iba mn kmi ng ktangian,<br /> nphamak mn ako mnsa, lhat yan d ko pnagcchan,<br /> dhil sa slitang yan, jan ako,<br /> <br /> nging msta at ntutong lumaban..<br /> ----------------------------------------------<br /> sa likod ng mga ngiti ko<br /> may mga luha,<br /> a likod ng mga biro ko ngttago<br /> ang problema,<br /> <br /> hndi mn ako lging 2nay na msya<br /> sna, mlapitan kta pg d ko na kya!sa likod ng mga ngiti ko<br /> may mga luha,<br /> a likod ng mga biro ko ngttago<br /> ang problema,<br /> <br /> hndi mn ako lging 2nay na msya<br /> sna, mlapitan kta pg d ko na kya!<br /> -----------------------------------------------<br /> i mis a frend hum i usd 2laf w/,<br /> a frend hum i usdd turn 2,<br /> a frend hu mkes me fil special. wel..<br /> i guess i jz realyzd,<br /> <br /> "ang dami plang kulang pg d ka ngppramdam'<br /> -----------------------------------------------<br /> Sa lhat ng kaibgan kong ngmhal skin,<br /> slamat!<br /> <br /> Sa mga lumoko skin, my arw dn kau!<br /> <br /> Sa mga ngpkilig skin, sna maulit p ha!<br /> <br /> sa mga nanira skin, cge lang pra ckat!<br /> <br /> Sa mga nang insul2 sken<br /> ng sobra2. don't wori tym will cum!<br /> <br /> Sa mga ngpaiyak skin, iiyak dn kau!<br /> <br /> Sa mnga taong ngshare ng xprienzs lyf at<br /> advcs, gnun prn ha?<br /> <br /> Sa taong mhal aq, mhal dn kta..<br /> <br /> Sa mga plastik skin, mas plastik ako sayo!<br /> <br /> Sa mga taong nsktan ko,<br /> ptawarin nyo aq!<br /> <br /> At sa bmbsa n2.. alm m f san k jan..<br /> -----------------------------------------------<br /> Wish be4 you read.!<br /> What's "KAIBIGAN"?<br /> K-asama mo<br /> A-ko<br /> I-n<br /> G-ood times<br /> A-sahan mo na<br /> N-andi2 ako for life.!<br /> <br /> pass this to all your kaibigan<br /> syempre, pwde mo rin iblik skin yan pg<br /> kaibigan mo ako, then pg msy bumalik na<br /> 8 mttupad ang wish mo.<br /> -------------------------------------------------<br /> Sa buhay d kailangan<br /> dmi pera pra psayahin ang iba<br /> piso lng ok na<br /> bsta totful ka<br /> kya nga tnxt kta<br /> piso man ang hlaga<br /> at least" NAALALA KTA!"<br /> --------------------------------------------------<br /> Kung pinagsa2litaan ka ng masakit ng frend mo, wag ka mgalit...<br /> Sbi nga ni donkey kay shrek..."Only true frends will be cruelly<br /> honest...Gud Mawnin!...<br /> <br /> ----------------------------------------------------<br /> pAnoi kNg hWAk mO aNg kMAy ng bStfRENd mO<br /> aT kMAy nG mhAl mO, tApoS nPuwIng aNg mTA mO,<br /> cNoNg bbtWAn mo? kMAy ng bStfRiEnd mo o kMAy nG mHAl mo?<br /> <br /> -----------------------------------------------------<br /> kUnG aNG iSAnG kAibiGAn aY mAy tAgpRiCE,<br /> ikAw cGuRo pnAkmAhal pRo mAg-iiPoN aKo<br /> pRA mBili kTa,<br /> kUnG hiNdi anTaYin nlaNg kTa sA uKAy2 dhiL lAm ko<br /> <br /> oRIGINAL KA!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-5686717520093314343?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/egnFuwELwlbKBLALGGqppB_vKy8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/egnFuwELwlbKBLALGGqppB_vKy8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/egnFuwELwlbKBLALGGqppB_vKy8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/egnFuwELwlbKBLALGGqppB_vKy8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/NBYt1mpVeMQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/NBYt1mpVeMQ/tagalog-sms-friendship-quotes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2010/09/tagalog-sms-friendship-quotes.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-8237148016985798615Sun, 30 Aug 2009 15:43:00 +00002009-08-30T08:43:05.387-07:00tagalogdyokssmsTagalog dyoks smsLagi nating naririnig<br /> Ang lines na dito lang ako<br /> Pag kailangan mo ako with matching anytime<br /> And promise pa, pero di ba mas maganda<br /> If I will tell you na wala akong kwenta<br /> Pero baka matulungan kita….<br /> <br /> Dati ang unggoy<br /> Pasaging-saging<br /> Pabaging-baging<br /> Pakuto-kuto<br /> Ngayon ang unggoy<br /> Papindot-pindot<br /> Patext-text<br /> O ayon pangiti-ngiti pa<br /> O sige ipasa mo pa ito sa ibang unggoy<br /> <br /> Sumulat si Malaki sa kanyang tatay<br /> Dear Tatay, padalhan mo kami ng<br /> isang kilong bigas at isang dosenang itlog<br /> ang inyong anak, Malaki.<br /> Si Malaki ay lumabas at pumasok si Maliit.<br /> Napunit ni Maliit ang sulat<br /> Dinikitan ng tape. Inutusan ni Malaki si Maliit<br /> na ihulog ang sulat.<br /> Pagbasa ng kanilang tatay,<br /> Dear bigas, padalhan mo kami ng isang<br /> kilong tatay at isang dosenang anak.<br /> Ang inyong itlog Malaki.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-8237148016985798615?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/VanStOvMwLbvzU2UNnl7VyYmNhc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/VanStOvMwLbvzU2UNnl7VyYmNhc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/VanStOvMwLbvzU2UNnl7VyYmNhc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/VanStOvMwLbvzU2UNnl7VyYmNhc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/u0Nk9TURJPs" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/u0Nk9TURJPs/tagalog-dyoks-sms.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)1http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/08/tagalog-dyoks-sms.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-4700349011932833781Sun, 30 Aug 2009 15:37:00 +00002009-08-30T08:37:37.865-07:00tagalogkowtssmsTagalog kwots sms'm ur<br /> frnd<br /> til d<br /> end.<br /> wtEvr<br /> path<br /> u tke<br /> 'm ryt<br /> bysD<br /> u.<br /> f 1day<br /> nawla<br /> 'ko s<br /> Tabi<br /> m, dnt<br /> wori<br /> juz<br /> luk bak<br /> 2migil<br /> lng k<br /> ka may<br /> GwApo . . . Hehe!,. mas GwApo saU..<br /> -------------------------------------------<br /> ano ang sinAbi ng itim n ulap sa puting<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> "i like black,<br /> <br /> black is confident,<br /> <br /> black lo0ks good.<br /> <br /> <br /> My name is Rain."<br /> ----------------------------------------<br /> Once i catch u<br /> i'll take u 2 bed<br /> i'll make u hot<br /> i'll make u sweat<br /> l'll make u groan<br /> I'll make u bleed..<br /> U wil wish,u nver had me.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Love,<br /> DENGUE!<br /> hehehe<br /> --------------------------------<br /> Dear God,<br /> pLs take cAre<br /> of dis pERs0n...<br /> <br /> <br /> bAit nAMn po yan<br /> <br /> pg 2L0g,<br /> <br /> DobLehin ni0<br /> nLng po ang<br /> bAntay ngAun<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> kc Gcng<br /> na ata...<br /> Amen.<br /> gANDang 'magA"<br /> -------------------------------<br /> BF txted his GF<br /> "baby,pnta ka<br /> sa bAhay,<br /> waLang tao."<br /> <br /> nagmadali<br /> umalis ang gf.<br /> <br /> pg dating sa<br /> bahay ng bf..<br /> <br /> <br /> walang tao..<br /> <br /> <br /> haha!<br /> ------------------------------<br /> Der were 3 kids in stage reciting their country's alphabet.<br /> <br /> Kano: "Ei Bee Si Dih Ee"<br /> <br /> Pinoy: "Ah Bah Ka Da Eh"<br /> <br /> Bumbay: "Di Bi Di, Bi Ci Di, Em Pi Tri."<br /> ------------------------------------------------<br /> <br /> gbii,ngdamgo ko.Inum dw ko dghang BEER..<br /> <br /> <br /> dghang BEER..<br /> <br /> dghan kaUng<br /> BEER..<br /> <br /> <br /> pgmata nKo,<br /> <br /> <br /> wa na!<br /> wa na!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> wla nay sulod ang amung arinula!!<br /> ------------------------------------------<br /> wats<br /> d saddest<br /> msg u hav<br /> ever recivd?<br /> Mine is this..<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Your Account Balance as of<br /> 04/10/2006 08:40:47<br /> is<br /> 0.00<br /> You also have<br /> 0<br /> remaining FREE texts.<br /> <br /> <br /> sad noh?<br /> ---------------------------------------<br /> Sa 1st day ng swimming class<br /> <br /> girl student: sir,pwede po bng mgcycling shorts kc nahi2ya po akng mgswimsuit.<br /> <br /> sir: cge mgdala k n rin ng mountain bike!!!<br /> --------------------------------------------------------------<br /> warning sa walay bisyo:<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> kng<br /> dli ka<br /> mo inom<br /> <br /> ug dli<br /> mo sigarilyo,<br /> <br /> moabot<br /> ra ang<br /> panahon<br /> nga mawad-an<br /> na kag<br /> mga<br /> amigo..<br /> <br /> patay na cla..<br /> <br /> buhi pa ka. . hehe.<br /> --------------------------------------------------------<br /> 1 day<br /> 2 boys<br /> wer talkn<br /> <br /> den<br /> dey reachd<br /> d topic<br /> of luv..<br /> boy1<br /> sed<br /> "hws luvlyf?"<br /> <br /> boy2<br /> rplyd<br /> "tlad prn ng<br /> dti"<br /> boy1:<br /> "dti?<br /> kyo p rn?"<br /> <br /> boy2:<br /> "hndi..<br /> kaw p rin.."<br /> ------------------------------------------------------<br /> d u bl<br /> chain leters?<br /> <br /> <br /> dey wish u<br /> gudluk den<br /> <br /> <br /> threten u<br /> w/ badluck!<br /> <br /> <br /> so, ayaw<br /> pailad..<br /> <br /> <br /> be strong!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> warn 7 friends<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> dont ignor dis, HUBAG imo ilong!<br /> -------------------------------------------------------<br /> pAg<br /> Lhat<br /> cLa<br /> k0ntrA<br /> s dreksyon<br /> n gUs2 m0<br /> tahakin..<br /> IF<br /> lAgi<br /> k<br /> may nakk-bAngga..<br /> IF<br /> aYaw k nLa<br /> ppsukIn..<br /> <br /> <br /> Wag n matigas ulo.<br /> 'ExIT yan'<br /> dUn k s eNtrAnCe!<br /> <br /> ---------------------------------------------<br /> <br /> every0ne is<br /> entitled to b<br /> stupid..<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> but s0me<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> abuse the privilege.<br /> Nyahaha.. ='(<br /> <br /> ---------------------------------------------.<br /> <br /> Isang araw isinilang ang 1 pangit n sanggol...<br /> <br /> Mommy:What a treasure!ü<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daddy:Yeah... Let's bury it! G0 g0 g0!<br /> <br /> <br /> Nyt! Ü<br /> <br /> ---------------------------------------------<br /> <br /> Juan & Pedro,<br /> mno2od ng sine,<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ntgilan c Juan<br /> <br /> <br /> Juan: Uwi nlng<br /> tau,puno na e.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Pedro: Pano mo<br /> nlman?<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Juan: Dmo b nbsa ung pn2?<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> PULL!<br /> tanga neto! =p<br /> <br /> ---------------------------------------------<br /> <br /> minSan<br /> sa<br /> dami<br /> ng probLema<br /> gus2<br /> konG<br /> umiyak<br /> tapos 2makbo<br /> sa<br /> malayong<br /> lugar<br /> kaSo...<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> gbi na ei madilim pa... Bukas nlng aagahan ko pa...<br /> <br /> ---------------------------------------------<br /> <br /> BF:" honey...sunduin kita. Bubusina na lang ako pagnandyan nako!"<br /> GF: "Ok,.. may dala kang kotse?"<br /> BF: "wala! BUSINA lang!" :-p<br /> <br /> ---------------------------------------------<br /> <br /> I can be ur..<br /> <br /> Amphetamine:<br /> 2 tel u 'wag kang susuko.'<br /> <br /> Benzodiazepine:<br /> 2 tel u 'wag kang mag-alala.'<br /> <br /> Antipsychotic:<br /> 2 tel u 'wag kang sira.'<br /> <br /> TCA/MAOI/SSRI:<br /> 2 tel u 'wag ka nang mlngkot.'<br /> <br /> Lithium Carbon8:<br /> 2 tel u 'hinay hinay lang.'<br /> <br /> Anticonvulsant:<br /> 2 tel u 'relax ka lang.'<br /> <br /> Antibiotic:<br /> 2 tel u 'ipaglalaban kta.'<br /> <br /> Analgesic:<br /> 2 tel u 'ok lng yan im hr 2 rliev d pain.'<br /> <br /> Multivitamins:<br /> 2 tel u 'ingat ka palagi.'<br /> <br /> but dnt w0ri,wla akong side efect. Hehe.<br /> <br /> ---------------------------------------------<br /> <br /> Mhakna! 0-0n ta ploh...<br /> Mhakna! Imisamoh...<br /> Mhakna! Uyu-eso...<br /> Mhakna! Umo-u-wo-u...2x<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> relax,d yan sumpa!<br /> Bungi lng kumakanta ng<br /> SMACK THAT! haha!<br /> <br /> ---------------------------------------------<br /> <br /> GIRL:tay,sori nag-bold ako s magasin.tngnan mo nlang pic ko s page10.<br /> TAY:anak!Nkkhiya!May mas nkkhiya pba n2?!<br /> GRL:opo tay..sa page16..C nanay.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-4700349011932833781?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FCC_Zuxa2pP22QkqDYt3DMNtnjA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FCC_Zuxa2pP22QkqDYt3DMNtnjA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FCC_Zuxa2pP22QkqDYt3DMNtnjA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FCC_Zuxa2pP22QkqDYt3DMNtnjA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/J2yDY3QtRmI" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/J2yDY3QtRmI/tagalog-kwots-sms.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/08/tagalog-kwots-sms.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-2516375911623695307Sun, 30 Aug 2009 05:14:00 +00002009-08-29T22:14:27.824-07:00Tagalog Love SMS Quotes* Ang sabi ng science, only one thing can occupy a given space at a given time. Kaya ako? Hindi ako naniniwala na ang isang puso kayang magmahal ng dalawa. Its either joke lang yung love for the other 1. Or kaya sa sobrang liit ng pagmamahal don sa isa nagkaroon pa ng space.<br /> <br /> * Mahirap tumawa pag may problema ka, mahirap matulog pag may iniisip ka, mahirap magtago para lang makaiwas ka. Higit sa lahat, mahirap humanap ng iba para lang makalimutan yung mahal mo talaga.<br /> <br /> * Sarap ng feeling pag laging busy, syempre kahit pano nakakalimutan ang problema. Pero sana pag busy ka, problema lang makalimutan mo. Wag naman sana ako.<br /> <br /> * Huwag mong sayangin ang oras na iparamdam sa isang tao na mahal mo siya, lalo na kung alam mong mahal ka rin niya! dahil baka dumating ang araw na sure kana! Pero siya sumuko na!<br /> <br /> * Noong bata ako gusto ko lumaki, kasi gusto ko maranasan magmahal pero ng lumaki ako gusto ko naman bumata ulit, kasi mas madali palang gamutin ang sugat sa tuhod kaysa sugat sa puso.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-2516375911623695307?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4NK9aefQmpcHugSnaAIXnwUeEw8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4NK9aefQmpcHugSnaAIXnwUeEw8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4NK9aefQmpcHugSnaAIXnwUeEw8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4NK9aefQmpcHugSnaAIXnwUeEw8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/ZK2DRFYNNFw" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/ZK2DRFYNNFw/tagalog-love-sms-quotes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/08/tagalog-love-sms-quotes.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-4089060547374648367Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:01:00 +00002009-07-30T08:13:24.434-07:00Taglog SMS quotes pinoy messagingmay isang fairy, sbi nya lhat ng "gud luking" cnusumpa niya na maging ngongo! Haay.. nenma lang ango.. smi ngo "nye maniwaya, hinyi aman yon uoo.. aloohan un nima?"<br /><br />pababayaan mo ba maging frendz lang ang 2ring mo sa kanya? kahit na mahal mo xa? wag kang duwag! tinulak mo pa xa s iba.. d mo alm nasaktan xa! bakit? nasubsob kaya xa pagtulak mo! pasaway k talga!<br /><br />kapag madami ang hadlang sa landas na gusto mong tahakin, kapag ang lahat ay nakakabangga mo at kumokontra sa'yo! wag kang makulit, EXIT yan! dun k s ENTRANCE! ..<br /><br />i kip on telling my frendz about u.. how u tok, how u laf, how uv touched my life.. then dey asked .."san b makakahanap ng isang 2lad nya?" i answrd: "mandaluyong loob, unang ward sa kanan!" hahaha!<br /><br />ang mga pangit daw bihira magparamdam.. d nangungumusta, d nagmi2scol, at higit sa lahat di nagttxt.. ikaw pangit k b? magkakaalaman na!!<br /><br />wen pipol ask me kung bakit ka sobrang important sken, i juz smile.. know y? well... y wud i tel dem? agawin k p nla! yokO nga! i dn't wana share! ano ka? LOAD?<br /><br />nahihiya ako syo d n kita tntxt e, bz kc ako msyado..ikw? bat d mo ko tntxt? d k b nahihiya?! hehehe..<br /><br />do u know wat happend last nyt? in my rum?... on my bed?... wen d tym was 2am?... wen ol oders wer sleeping?... i was sleeping din.. kggcing ko nga lang eh! mownin po!<br /><br />once der was an angel hu wants 2 take everything away from me, den kita q xa 2mingin sau... sbi q.. "oist! pg yan ginalaw mo gagawin kong shuttlecock pakpak mo!"<br /><br />di aq nakialam sa buhay ng iba.. di ako nang-agaw ng taong mahal ng iba.. ung mga bagay n d q gngawa bakit aq p rin ang lumalabas na masama? ganun b aq kaganda pra kainggitan nila? hahaha!<br /><br />bakit uso ang "po" s txt? elow po! muzta po? ingat po! anu b yan? paggalang? p-cute? naglalambing? o pagpaparamdam ng pagmamahal? anu po s tingin mo?<br /><br />usually wen i fil slipy, i simply go 2 bed close my eyes & sleep.. but bcoz i have pipol lyk u in my lyf, i can't sleep w/o thinking.. "sana ok ka.." ingat k lagi....<br /><br />pag cnaktan k nya wag kang mananakit ng iba.. remember : don't do un2 oders wat u dnt want oders do un2 u.. pag cnaktan k ulit sun2kin mo bigla sbay tadyak! remember: it's better 2 giv dan 2 receive! hehehe..<br /><br />pag masaya ka, masaya rin ako.. pag badtrip ka, badtrip din ako.. pag malungkot ka, malungkot din ako..pag nasa2ktan ka, nasa2ktan dn ako.. wala lang....gus2 lang kitang gayahin ahihihi...<br /><br />alam mo b na ang tears ay mas special kesa s smile? bkit? kc ang smile pwedeng ibigay kahit kanino.. pero ang luha ay para s taong d mo kayang mawala sau..<br /><br />nag-aaway nnman ang utak at puso.. sabi ng utak s puso, "kalimutan mo n xa.. "Tanga mo talaga!" sagot ng puso.. , "kala ko b matalino ka? pano q kakalimutan e lagi mong iniicp!"<br /><br />kapag cnayang ng 1 tao ang pagmamahal mo, xempre ayaw mo na.. pro bakit pag my dumating n iba di natin maibigay ang lahat? dhil b takot k na? o may naiwan p rin s puso mo pra s kanya?<br /><br />naranasan mo n b makipag-inuman s mahal mo? ung tipong nalalasing k n tapos napayakap k s kanya at bumulong cia sau.."mahal kita..." nagulat k at ngtanong .. "ano?" sumigaw cia .. "tagay mo na!"<br /><br />may isang crush ng bayan n 2mtawid s road.......................................w8 lang... 2mtwid p aq.. il txt u later...<br /><br />sbi nla masakit pag di k nakikita ng mahal mo.. dahil my tinitingnan p xa iba.. pro mas masakit pala, ung kahit ala na xa tinitingnang iba, di k p rin nya makita..<br /><br />frendship? prang grade dw s math.. mahirap abutin, pinaghihirapan, minsan pasado, kadalasan bagsak.. ako? d ako magaling s math pro pra s frendship ntin, handa akong mangopya s katabi ko pra lang makapasa ako..<br /><br />kla q sapat n ang maala2 kita.. n alam q andyan k.. d pla un sapat.. dapat pala nagtatanong din aq! masaya k b? musta k n? pcenxa n po ha.. minsan d aq ganun pro mis n kita!<br /><br />FACT: do u know dat those pipol hu laugh with "hehehe" are cute? and pipol hu laugh with "hahaha" are intelligent? wala lang juz 2 let u know lang... Funny ko? hahaha!<br /><br />ang lab naka2pagod.. kelangan mgsakripisyo, nakakabaliw.. kung minsan kelangan masaktan pra ma22.. pag nakabasag d pde ibalik.. magastos pa.. kaya nga ayoko n ng lab eh.. lec nlng..<br /><br />bilib ako s kanya.. nagawa nya baguhin ang lyf ko.. binigyan nya ng kabuluhan lyf ko.. pero lalo p ako bumilib..biruin mo.. s tigas kong to nasaktan nya ko..<br /><br />i ___ you! ano kaya un? love cguro! miss? pwede pa! want? oo yata! hate? never! aahh.. alam ko na! Have! I Have You! & dat makes my lyf special..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-4089060547374648367?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AANNwFTde8kdj0m1-Ro7J2qNVBc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AANNwFTde8kdj0m1-Ro7J2qNVBc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AANNwFTde8kdj0m1-Ro7J2qNVBc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AANNwFTde8kdj0m1-Ro7J2qNVBc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/793bQt6JW5Y" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/793bQt6JW5Y/taglog-sms-quotes-pinoy-messaging.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/07/taglog-sms-quotes-pinoy-messaging.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-8100403365176719704Mon, 27 Jul 2009 14:00:00 +00002009-07-27T07:00:44.611-07:00Pinoy SMS Text Messagesthough peace<br /><br />though peace is very important in our lives<br /><br />cause without thought peace<br /><br />paano tayo makakapag thought brass!!!<br /><br />------------------<br /><br />Magsyota naglalakad sa park<br />GF: hon, naiihi ako<br />BF: ok.. dyan ka na lang sa damuhan...(habang umiihi kinapa kapa ni bf ang legs ni gf ng may nahawakan siyang mahaba sa gitna ng legs)<br />BF: Pucha!!! nagpalit ka ba ng kasarian??<br />GF: Ulol!! nagpalit lang ako ng desisyon... dudumi na lang ako!!!<br /><br />------------------<br /><br />Luv U!!!<br /><br />pag mahal mo siya.. sabihan mo kahit alam mong walang kapalit yun.<br />Ang mahalaga nalaman niya...<br />at kung magalit siya.. sabihin mo:<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />NAGKAMALI LANG NG SEND.. PAKYU!!!!<br /><br />Taenang ito!!! yabang!!!!<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />A riddle that will kill your brain<br /><br />there are only 3 words in the english language that ends in "gry"<br />1 is ANGRY and the other is HUNGRY<br />Everyone knows what the 3rd one means and what it stands for<br />Everyone uses then everyday and if you listen to me carefully, i've given you the third word already.. what is it??_ _ _ gry!!! No reply no IQ<br /><br />-----------------------<br /><br />a man killed a DEER. Cooked it but didnt tell his kids what it was.. He gave a clue "ganyan ang twag sa kin ng mama nyo"<br /><br />the girl cries out "wag nyo kainin!! DEMONYO yan!!!"<br /><br />-----------------------<br /><br />keep your optimism...<br /><br /><br />after all....<br /><br /><br />no one has ever damaged his eyesight by looking at the brighter side of life...<br /><br />-----------------------<br /><br />words to live by ng mga tamad:<br /><br />"whenever i feel like cleaning my room...<br /><br />i lie down until the feelin is gone"<br /><br />makabagong kasabihan:<br /><br />"aanhin mo ang taong maganda...<br /><br />kung siya ay pumapangit pag katabi ko na?!!"<br /><br />------------------------------------<br /><br />Binata: ale, liligawan ko po ang anak nyo<br />Ale: wag muna, nag-aaral pa siya<br />Binata: Sige po kapag uwian na lang nila!!! :)<br /><br />-------------------------------------<br /><br />Mansanas pantalon,<br />ang sapatos may buhok(may buhok)..<br />lahat sila nakatingin na sa iyo (sa iyo)<br />Ay nadapa! (ay nadapa)<br />bigla bigla, nagspageti pababa ba ba ba ba...<br />Pawis na at kupas, ang sapatos may sintas(may sintas!!)<br />paikot ikot puwet pinalong malakas(malakas!!)<br />Ay nadapa(ay nadapa)<br />Bigla bigla nagspagetti pababa ba ba ba ba....<br /><br />"low"- flo rida<br />tagalog version<br /><br />------------------------------------------<br /><br />Spanish Poem<br /><br />el papa la bomba<br />y mama de cama<br />tres beses birada<br />contodo romansa<br />el papa pagod na<br />la mama gusto pa<br />el papa tacas na<br />porque te-te lambot na<br /><br />-------------------------------------------<br /><br />Boy to his crush<br /><br />Boy: alam mo ba hindi tayo tao hindi rin tayo hayop??<br />Girl: huh?? eh ano tayo??<br />Boy: BAGAY tayo...<br /><br />Naks hahahaha....<br /><br />--------------------------------------------<br /><br />kakaiba na talaga ang tao ngayon<br />nasa loob ako ng church kanina<br />nasa harap ko ang isang babae<br />at the middle of the mass she lights a cigarette<br />nashock ako!!!<br />natapon ko tuloy ang redhorse ko!!!!<br /><br />-----------------------------------------<br /><br />Pedro: ang galing ng lolo ko hindi nag-uulam tuwing almusal!!!<br />Juan: ano ba yang lolo mo!!! lolo ko gatas lang ang almusal!!!<br />Totoy: ano ba yang mga lolo nyo?? mga patay gutom!!! lolo ko hinde na nagaalmusal<br />Pedro at juan: bakit?? sino ba yung lolo mo??<br />Totoy: ang lolo ko ay si eagleman!!! hindi nagbrebreakfast si eagleman!!!<br /><br />-----------------------------------------<br /><br />Mister: adik talaga ako dito sa alimango<br />Misis: naku ingat ka sa cholesterol niyan!!! may kilala ako sa tondo na kumain ng tatlong matatabang alimango na puro aligue habang nakikipaginuman<br />Mister: talaga!!! tapos ano nangyari??<br />Misis: lumabas lang siya sandali para jumingle ayun bigla na lang bumulagta patay na!!!<br />Mister: inatake sa puso??<br />Misis: hindi, sinaksak ng adik!!! marami talagang loko dyan sa Tondo!!!<br /><br />----------------------------------------<br /><br />Girl: tikman mo itong cake masarap!! gawa ng nanay ko<br />Boy: ikaw na lang titikman ko!! tutal gawa ka rin naman ng nanay mo<br /><br />hehehe.. yan ang banat!!!!<br /><br />---------------------------------------<br /><br />Love starts with a smile...<br />Grows with a kiss..<br />Ends with tears...<br /><br />Yun lang!!!<br /><br />ano pa gusto mo??<br /><br />may sex tapos magkakababy pa??<br /><br />Ugali mo talaga!!! wag ganun!!! hehehehe...<br /><br /><br />-------------------------------------<br /><br />NBI Clearance Applicant: Sir available na ba clearance ko??<br /><br />NBI: Followup mo na lang after 5 days may kapangalan ka kasi eh<br /><br />Applicant: Huh?? sino?? ano pangalan???<br /><br />-----------------------------------<br />-----------------------<br /><br />Pare 1: noong buntis ang misis ko.. paborito nya ang Lord of the Rings 2 Towers.. ayun.. kambal anak namin...<br />Pare 2: ang misis ko.. paborito nya yung The 3 Musketeers.. ayun.. triplets anak namin..<br />Biglang nanghina yung isang kumpare nila...<br />Pare 1 at 2: Bakit?? ano bang paborito ng misis mo??<br /><br />Pare 3: 300!!!<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />@ a bar...<br />Girl: whoever can use the words LIVER and CHEESE with style will be my date tonight..<br />Piolo: steak that liver and melt that cheese on me...<br />Sam: i hate liver but i love cheese as i love u...<br />Pacman: Hey!!!! you two!! liver alone!! cheese mine!!!<br /><br />dale ni pacman!!!<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />Girl language<br />if i dont call you (its because im waiting for you to call me)<br />when i walk away from you mad ( follow me)<br />when i stare at your mouth(kiss me)<br />when i push or hit you(grab me and dont let go)<br />when im quiet(ask me whats wrong!!)<br />when i ignore you(give me your attention)<br />when i pull away(pull me back)<br />when you see me at my worst(tell me im beautiful)<br />when you see me start crying(hold me and tell me everything will be alright)<br />in short:<br />(kung walang babae.. walang maarte)...<br />hahahaha<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-8100403365176719704?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gN2vsY1z_bbgquiprzzcwi6wGNY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gN2vsY1z_bbgquiprzzcwi6wGNY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gN2vsY1z_bbgquiprzzcwi6wGNY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gN2vsY1z_bbgquiprzzcwi6wGNY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/LA6effoDKyM" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/LA6effoDKyM/pinoy-sms-text-messages.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/07/pinoy-sms-text-messages.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-6824334587178066899Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:52:00 +00002009-07-27T06:56:45.962-07:00Tagalog SMS pinoy kakatawaA 90 yrs old man starts making love to his 85yrs old wife. He started sucking her breast, after 10 seconds, he died...<br /><br /><br />Autopsy report:<br /><br /><br />Cause of death,<br /><br />EXPIRED MILK WITH MELAMINE SUBSTANCE...<br /><br />-------<br /><br />BATA: Pangit! (5x)<br />LALAKE: Sabihan mo pa ko ulit na pangit, papatayin kta!<br /><br /><br /><br />...Next day...<br /><br /><br /><br />BATA: psst!<br /><br />LALAKE: ano?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />BATA: alam na! :D<br /><br />---------<br /><br />My happyness is...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />wr0ng spellinG..<br />Wahaha!<br />Ooops, ba2likan nya yan!<br />HaHaha<br />---------<br /><br />BOY: may aaminin aq sau<br /><br /><br />GIRL: Ano?<br /><br /><br /><br />B: mhal kta!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />B: y d kna rply?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />B: pa2kamatAy aq!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />B: hwak q n kutslyo!<br /><br />..isa2ksak q na! (patay n c BOY)<br /><br />GIRL: nakatulog aq, sori po. Mhal din kta!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />GIRL: ui, ui! Stil der?<br /><br />---------<br /><br />COMMON FILIPINO MISTAKES:<br /><br />1."ale, pbling colgate, ung closeup."<br />-adik k s 2tpaste?<br /><br />2."srado m pinto! La2bas ang aircon."<br />-sosyal, may paa?<br /><br />3."yaya,salubungn mo ung skulbus ni junior."- tama yan psagasa mo!<br /><br />4."anak, 2mbi ka s ssakyan ha"<br />-patayn dn c junior?<br /><br />5."tnuka ako ng ahas"- man0k b ito? May tuka?<br /><br />6."my tonsil aq"<br />-kmi rn.c=<br /><br />7."my candy aq, yw m?"<br />-ofer b yn?<br /><br />8."2log kn?"<br />-mlman m p kya kng oo?<br /><br />9."lowbat aq e"<br />-d bterya krn?<br /><br />--------<br /><br />I<br />met<br />a<br />craZy man,<br />&<br />i<br />askd<br />hIM,<br />wt<br />s<br />gr8r?<br /><br />Hart<br />or<br />braiN?<br /><br />He<br />answrd<br />me<br />lafFing<br />"i<br />l0st<br />my<br />brain<br />c0z<br />of<br />l0ve,<br /><br /><br />bt<br /><br /><br />i<br />l0st<br />my<br />l0ve<br />bc0z<br />i<br />f0l0wd<br />my brain.<br /><br />------<br /><br />things ù dont need 2 know but i'm sharin':<br /><br />-aLL shrimps are born femaLe, but turns 2 maLe as time goes.. so r dey Like Lesbians?<br /><br />-starfishes are pretty but dey dont have brains.. so be offended if sum1 caLLs ù 1..<br /><br />-penguins can onLy have 1 mate, dey spend aLmost haLf of deyr Lyf Lookin' 4 deyr destined partner, den spend d rest of it wid him/her.. how sweet is dat?<br /><br /><br />i dont know if ù find those amusin'?<br />but i do,<br /><br /><br />& i hope u'l find ùr penguin..ü<br /><br />------<br /><br />Tatay: anak bakla ka ba?<br />Anak:opo..<br />sabay lubog ng mukha ng anak s harina.<br /><br />Tatay:ANO? ngay0n la2ki ka na ba?<br />anak:geisha n po..<br /><br />nagalit ang tatay sabay nilubogmukha ng anak s baldeng puno ng tubig..<br /><br />Tatay:ngaun anu ka na?! SAGOT!<br />anak:dyesebel n po..<br /><br />nagalit lalo ang tatay..kya pinaso nya ito ng plantsa hnggang ito'y mangitim..<br /><br />Tatay:PUNYETA ka! ano k n ngayon!!<br />anak:aq n po c beyonce!!:-D,.<br />..ayou..haha..ü<br /><br />------<br /><br />WHAT EVERY KISS MEANS:<br />smack: "im reAdy"<br />4head: "h0pe we're 2geder 4ever"<br />hand: "i ad0re u"<br />lips: "i L0ve u"<br /><br />WHAT GESTURES MEANS:<br />sLap on d butt: "dat's mine"<br />pLaying w/ hair: "teLL me u L0ve me"<br />h0Lding hands: "we definitELy L0ve each ader"<br />arms ar0und d waist: "i L0ve u 2much 2Let g0"<br />laughing whiLe kissing: "im c0mpLeteLy c0m4tabLe w/ u"<br /><br />-if ur thinking ab0ut sum1 wyL reading dis, UR DEFINITELY IN L0VE.. ^^,<br /><br />--------<br />Kinuha ng isang Kanong Pari si Pacquiao as interpreter..<br /><br /><br /><br />Pari: The Lord was crucified between 2 robbers.<br /><br />Pac: Si Hesus ay ipinako s gitna ng 2 goma.Pari: We need to sacrifice.<br /><br />Pac: Kailangan natin ng 2 sakong bigas.<br /><br />Pari: If we do not repent,<br /><br />Pac: Kapag hindi natin pininturahang muli,<br /><br />Pari: Thewrath of God will come upon you.<br /><br />Pac: Ang mga daga ng Diyos ay pupunta sayo.(nagtawanan)<br /><br />Pari: Well.. Well..<br /><br />Pac: Balon.. Balon..<br /><br />;'p Haha!<br /><br />------<br /><br /><br />PEDRO:<br />Miss,pabili nga ng bolpen.<br /><br />MISS:<br />Sorry po sir, wala po kaming bolpen.<br /><br />(Inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan)<br /><br />PEDRO:<br />My God! Penshoppe walang bolpen!<br /><br />-------<br />a nUrse came 2 vsit hs 3 mental patients<br /><br />P1:(ngbbsa ng encyclopedia)<br /><br />N:wow! improvng ka! dts gud.<br /><br />P2:(ngbbsa ng dictionry)<br /><br />N:cool! ipgp2loy mo lng yn.<br /><br />P3:(nktyo s mesa w/arms wide open) "aq ang ilaw!"<br /><br />N:hoy! bumba k nga jn. bka mhulog k. wla k p dn pgbbgo.(naupo c P3 s upuan)<br /><br />P1 & P2: ay, brownout?<br /><br />------<br />1 day i read<br />smoking is bad<br />i stop smoking<br />1 day i read<br />drinking is bad<br />i stop drinking<br />1 day i read<br />sex is bad<br /><br />ay naku!..<br /><br />I stop reading..<br />Reading is bad!!<br /><br />-------<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-6824334587178066899?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-jQt7GdBd5uLdXBOaMpDNNBckZU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-jQt7GdBd5uLdXBOaMpDNNBckZU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-jQt7GdBd5uLdXBOaMpDNNBckZU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-jQt7GdBd5uLdXBOaMpDNNBckZU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/KaUvQorNxVg" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/KaUvQorNxVg/tagalog-sms-pinoy-kakatawa.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/07/tagalog-sms-pinoy-kakatawa.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-4755135524872137757Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:11:00 +00002009-07-16T07:13:11.668-07:00Tagalog SMS Text Message FunnyOk lang masaktan at umiyak, ok lang magselos at magtampo. Huwag ka lang manahimik kapag alam mong may tama ka. Bakla ka eh at nagmamahal ka. Pero huwag nyang sasabihing lalake sya para saktan at paluhain ka. Just like what elders said before, "Ang bakla ay parang bulaklak. Huwag mo nang pipitasin kung sisirain mo rin lang." Tama nga naman. Ipasa mo sa lahat ng kilala mong bakla for them to realize their worth. Wahahaha!<br /><br />Pasukan song: Pasukan na naman o kay tulin ng araw. Pasukan na naman, tila bakasyon kailan lang. Ngayon ay pasukan, dapat pasalamatan. Ngayon ay pasukan, tayo ay mag-awitan. Baon, baon, baon na namang muli. Tanging baon nating pinakamimithi. Baon, baon, baon na namang muli. Ang allowance naghahari! Good morning!<br /><br />Lasing1: Pare, syota ko noon ang nanay mo. Lasing2: (Tahimik) Lasing1: Nakikinig ka ba pare? Sabi ko, syota ko noon nanay mo. Lasing2: Tama na, itay! Lasing na kayo eh! Shot na!<br /><br />A sweet fight... Gay: Ayoko na talaga. Dadalhin ko na lahat ng akin, hindi na ako babalik! Guy: Hoy bakla! May nakalimutan ka. Gay: Ano? Guy: Ako. (ganda ni bakla!) Wahahay!<br /><br />If you love someone, set them free. If they come back again, set them on fire. Punyeta, pagkatapos nyang magpakasawa sa iba, ikaw naman? Sunugin!<br /><br />Quote of the day: "Mas mabuti na ang palaging tulog kaysa laging inaantok." Patay tayo dyan.<br /><br />"Inaantok ako." Send this to 1000 people and aantukin ka. Promise, totoo ito! Ako, nasa 300 pa lang, inaantok na. Galing!<br /><br />Musta na? Sorry kung hindi na kita natetext lately. Busy lang kasi. Alam mo na, workshop, mall tours, movies, pictorials, commercials, tapings, concerts. Nakakapagod. Good morning!<br /><br />Naranasan mo na bang maholdap sa San Pedro? Magulpi sa Binan? Maambush at tamaan ng ligaw na bala kapag fiesta sa Sta. Rosa? Mapatay sa bangko sa Cabuyao? Mamasaccre sa Calamba? Mabaril sa daan sa Los Banos? Mataga sa Calauan? Makuha ng puting van sa San Pablo? Tara, byahe tayo. Silipin natin ang ganda ng Laguna. Byahe na! Nyahaha!<br /><br />What do you tell someone whose ugly without offending them? Say, Wow Pare, you are like Tim Yap! Tang Inang Mukha Yan Ang Panget!<br /><br />First day in school. Mom to teacher: Very sensitive po ang anak ko. Kung kailangan nyo pong parusahan, sampalin nyo na lang po ang katabi nya at matatakot na yan. Hahaha!<br /><br />GF: Ayoko na! Hiwalay na tayo. BF: Bahala ka! Akala mo, makakahanap ka pa ng tulad ko? GF: Gago! Akala mo, maghahanap pa ako ng tulad mo!? Bwahahaha! Oo nga naman, may point sya.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-4755135524872137757?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oB4RIxSbKKUfwIa34d_p3tXZanc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oB4RIxSbKKUfwIa34d_p3tXZanc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oB4RIxSbKKUfwIa34d_p3tXZanc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oB4RIxSbKKUfwIa34d_p3tXZanc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/sA5vxTyl9Hg" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/sA5vxTyl9Hg/tagalog-sms-text-message-funny.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/07/tagalog-sms-text-message-funny.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-7216118622872836088Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:02:00 +00002009-07-12T19:04:52.819-07:00Pinoy Friendship SMSi mis a frend hum i usd 2laf w/,<br />a frend hum i usdd turn 2,<br />a frend hu mkes me fil special. wel..<br />i guess i jz realyzd,<br /><br />"ang dami plang kulang pg d ka ngppramdam'<br /><br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />Wish be4 you read.!<br />What's "KAIBIGAN"?<br />K-asama mo<br />A-ko<br />I-n<br />G-ood times<br />A-sahan mo na<br />N-andi2 ako for life.!<br /><br />pass this to all your kaibigan<br />syempre, pwde mo rin iblik skin yan pg<br />kaibigan mo ako, then pg msy bumalik na<br />8 mttupad ang wish mo.<br /><br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />Sa buhay d kailangan<br />dmi pera pra psayahin ang iba<br />piso lng ok na<br />bsta totful ka<br />kya nga tnxt kta<br />piso man ang hlaga<br />at least" NAALALA KTA!"<br /><br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />Sum come man narrow row on<br />Cup fog kill lung an Moo Co.<br />The rat thing at the rat thing a co.<br />A king cave bee gun!-getz mo?..read it slowly!..<br /><br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />kla q my outing tau<br />komple2 kc eh sama2 nglakad<br />npksya q pro aq lng pla msya kc<br />pgtingin q sa nyo npa iyak aq dhl umiiyk kau<br />hbang dla ang kabaong q!<br /><br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />pAnoi kNg hWAk mO aNg kMAy ng bStfRENd mO<br />aT kMAy nG mhAl mO, tApoS nPuwIng aNg mTA mO,<br />cNoNg bbtWAn mo? kMAy ng bStfRiEnd mo o kMAy nG mHAl mo?<br /><br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />kUnG aNG iSAnG kAibiGAn aY mAy tAgpRiCE,<br />ikAw cGuRo pnAkmAhal pRo mAg-iiPoN aKo<br />pRA mBili kTa,<br />kUnG hiNdi anTaYin nlaNg kTa sA uKAy2 dhiL lAm ko<br /><br />oRIGINAL KA!<br /><br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />Coz ur my friend laht ggwin ko...<br />lhat ng tinik akng aapakan,<br />init at ulan akng titiisin,<br />...Naks!<br />ang pgkakaibigan tlaga ntin<br />...ang papatay sa akin!...<br /><br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />itz hard 2 hanap<br />a perfct kaibigan!<br />bcoz nmn noh<br />luk how big da<br />mundo! heller,<br />u think i can lakbay<br />dat ol da way?!<br />dna noh, no nid!<br />eh, y pa?!<br />i hav u nmn!<br /><br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br />my mga taong mnsan lng drating<br />sa buhay ntin mnsan mkilala at<br />mkksama pro kdlasan pla ung mnsan<br />na un hbang buhay na sa ating alaala..<br />salamat ha..<br />naging kaibigan kta..<br /><br />__________________________________________________<br /><br /><br />serte ko tlga dhil nging frnd kita<br />kc mbait ka, mpgmhal,handang umunawa,<br />ma2lugin ma-alga hgit sa lhat CUTE pa!<br />O,ikaw nman..<br />BOLAHIN MO rin..<br /><br />___________________________________________________<br /><br /><br />sbi nla pg wla kng msbihan ng prblema,<br />ibulong mo sa hangin..<br />pro pg ginwa mo yun..<br />maga2lit ako sa'yo!..<br />kc pra san p ako..<br />bilng "frind" mo..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-7216118622872836088?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ABcMzHqk9VuWKMV2WH-M6OzPcm0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ABcMzHqk9VuWKMV2WH-M6OzPcm0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ABcMzHqk9VuWKMV2WH-M6OzPcm0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ABcMzHqk9VuWKMV2WH-M6OzPcm0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/9J39mKcGdnY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/9J39mKcGdnY/pinoy-friendship-sms.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/07/pinoy-friendship-sms.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-5060128564498110881Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:26:00 +00002009-06-30T05:27:39.531-07:00Love SMS Quotes* Ang sabi ng science, only one thing can occupy a given space at a given time. Kaya ako? Hindi ako naniniwala na ang isang puso kayang magmahal ng dalawa. Its either joke lang yung love for the other 1. Or kaya sa sobrang liit ng pagmamahal don sa isa nagkaroon pa ng space.<br /><br /> * Mahirap tumawa pag may problema ka, mahirap matulog pag may iniisip ka, mahirap magtago para lang makaiwas ka. Higit sa lahat, mahirap humanap ng iba para lang makalimutan yung mahal mo talaga.<br /><br /> * Sarap ng feeling pag laging busy, syempre kahit pano nakakalimutan ang problema. Pero sana pag busy ka, problema lang makalimutan mo. Wag naman sana ako.<br /><br /> * Huwag mong sayangin ang oras na iparamdam sa isang tao na mahal mo siya, lalo na kung alam mong mahal ka rin niya! dahil baka dumating ang araw na sure kana! Pero siya sumuko na!<br /><br /> * Noong bata ako gusto ko lumaki, kasi gusto ko maranasan magmahal pero ng lumaki ako gusto ko naman bumata ulit, kasi mas madali palang gamutin ang sugat sa tuhod kaysa sugat sa puso.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-5060128564498110881?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/krDIX9RNUwkLNREDoZPlAbiBl_g/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/krDIX9RNUwkLNREDoZPlAbiBl_g/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/krDIX9RNUwkLNREDoZPlAbiBl_g/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/krDIX9RNUwkLNREDoZPlAbiBl_g/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/XLtPta5ATT0" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/XLtPta5ATT0/love-sms-quotes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/06/love-sms-quotes.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-3269579829285196806Sat, 14 Feb 2009 06:43:00 +00002009-02-13T22:47:39.525-08:00Pinoy Valentines SMS textLove is not about "it's your fault" but "I'm sorry"; not "where are you?" but "I'm here"; not "how could you" but "I understand"; not "I wish you were" but I'm thankful you are." Hope you find the love of your life. Happy Valentines day!!<br /><br />Love need not promise forever. It's better to love one day at a time and string those days together. Love is not wondering how long it will last but how beautiful it grows. Happy Valentines day to all of you!!<br /><br />When you love, you must not expect anything in return, for if you do, you're not loving but investing. If you love, you must preapre to accept pain, for if you expect happiness, you're not loving but using. Happy Valentines Day!!<br /><br />Never rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock on your door so that by the time you start to feel it, you'll know it's for real. Enjoy the Valentines even without a partner!! hehehehe<br /><br />Love is a dance step that never goes out of style, sometimes you stumble and sometimes you hurt your partner but often times you learn to survive. Happy Valentines Day!<br /><br />"All life is created in love, and thus in the depths of every human being lies a good heart. Some have lost their path from this love, so it is up to us to show them the way." Happy Valentines!! Julia Butterfly Hill<br /><br />You can't imagine how beautiful my world has become ever since you walked into it... With you by my side... I am the luckiest person on earth. Happy Valentine's Day!<br /><br />With every breath I take, with every song I sing. I think about you, about the love and care. With which you touch my life. Sweetheart... I am missing you a lot! Happy Valentines day!!!<br /><br />I love you today, as I did from the start. I'll love you forever, with all of my heart. Happy Valentine's Day!<br /><br />Thank you for the memories of yesterday, for the happiness today, and the promise of all tomorrows! I love you Honey!! Happy Valentine's Day!<br /><br />Know why do I like being your friend so much? Because you are so cool. Because you make me laugh. Because you are so sweet. Because you make me feel special. Because you are always there. I'm so glad to have you as my friend. Happy Valentines Day!<br /><br />No poems, no fancy words, I just want the world to know that how much I LOVE YOU with all my heart. Sending you lots of smiles to wish you a Happy Valentines.<br /><br />We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. Happy Valentines Day to all!<br /><br />Without Love -- days are sad day, it will be moan day, tears day, waste day, fright day, sadder day...So be in love everyday... Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day to all!<br /><br />Sending you a text to say.... Happy Valentines Day!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-3269579829285196806?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fDkDtlsP3Q1KqBEqXcAFVrrjhf4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fDkDtlsP3Q1KqBEqXcAFVrrjhf4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fDkDtlsP3Q1KqBEqXcAFVrrjhf4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fDkDtlsP3Q1KqBEqXcAFVrrjhf4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/U1zHGz5TYc4" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/U1zHGz5TYc4/pinoy-valentines-sms-text.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)1http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/02/pinoy-valentines-sms-text.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-6026843064882419376Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:17:00 +00002009-02-09T20:18:46.341-08:00Pinoy Quotes SMS part 5Facing life's challenges is never easy. We are struggling in many ways. God may not give all the easy ways but He gives all the love we need to carry on. Good morning!<br /><br />Behind my smiles are my kept tears. Behind my jokes are my hidden problems. Hindi man ako laging tunay na masaya, sana, andyan ka lang kapag hindi ko na kaya.<br /><br />Hmm, random question, try mo lang sagutin. Kapag nagpapicture ba ang mascot, ngumingiti din ang tao sa loob? I wonder.. =)<br /><br />Ano ang tawag sa hipon na madalas madisgrasya? Eh di, accident prawn! Ano ang tawag sa mabilis sa pagkain? Fast food! Sa mas mabilis? Fasta! E ang pinakamabilis? Sofas!<br /><br />A couple at the wishing well, husband leans over, made a wish and throws coin. Wife made a wish, but leans too much, falls in and drowns. Husband: Hala, ang bilis naman! =)<br /><br />Minsan, mahuhuli mo akong nakatitig sa iyo! Huwag mo na lang akong pansinin! Sabi kasi ng mama ko, cute daw ako kaya iniisip ko kung anong itsura ng hindi cute!<br /><br />Kapag sinaktan at ipinagpalit ka ng mahal mo at inimbitahan ka pa sa kasal nila, pumunta ka, hawakan mo ang kamay nya at ibulong mo, "Sukob ang kasal mo!"<br /><br />There's no special reason kung bakit ako nagtetext. Gusto lang kitang abalahin, kasi, alam ko na busy ka. And hope to make you smile and say, "Hehehe, si kukote talaga, papansin!"<br /><br />Ngiti ka para mawala problema... ngiti ka kaibigan. Ngiti ka kahit kanino, ngiti lang nang ngiti. Isang paalala mula sa Philippine Mental Hospital.<br /><br />Once in your life, you'll find a friend who's true to you (ako yun!) Kaya never take me for granted (dapat lang!) Never let me go (it's up to you!) Because if you lose me, you can never find me again! (ikaw din!)<br /><br />Boy1: Bakit bad trip ka? Boy2: Tampo sa akin ang utol ko! B1: Bakit naman? B2: Nakalimutan kong birthday nya! B1: Yun lang? Anong masama dun? B2: Masama dun, twins kami! Twiiiinnns!<br /><br />Ang tunay na cute, mahiyain, tahimik at higit sa lahat, makakalimutin. at.. at.. at.. ano pa nga yun? Shocks! Nakalimutan ko na naman. Nakakahiya tuloy.<br /><br />Sa tuwing tampuhan, madalas sabihin, "Sorry, hindi ko sinasadya." "Sensya na, hindi na mauulit." "Galit ka pa ba?" Hindi ba mas masarap pakinggan kung sasabihing "Eto one thousand, bati na tayo ha?"<br /><br />Two boys talking and reached the topic about love. Boy1: Pre, kumusta ang lovelife mo? Boy2: Wala, ganun pa rin. Boy1: Bakit pare? Kayo pa rin? Boy2: Hindi pre, ikaw pa rin!<br /><br />Paano ba ang tamang pagbati sa umaga? Good morning! Luma na. Gud am! Maikli. Magandang umaga! Tagalog, baduy! Alam mo kung anong masarap pakinggan? Eh di, "Hi, cute! Gising na!" =) Smile ha!<br /><br />Sa isang ospital. Lola (may cancer): Doc, anong gagawin nyo sa akin? Doc: Che-chemo lola. Lola: T*ti mo rin! Bastos ka! Walang modo!<br /><br />Nung bata ako, tuwing may kasal, lagi akong tinutukso nina lolo at lola, "Uy, sya na ang susunod." Tumigil lang sila nung may libing at tinukso ko sila ng "Uy, sila na susunod!"<br /><br />Have you experienced doing things that no matter what you do, you just can't? I have. I tried to drink up all the water from the drinking fountain, ang hirap pala! =)<br /><br />It's nice to wake up, and sleep again, di ba?! Good morning!! =)<br /><br />Minsan, nakakapagod maghabol at makipaglaro ng taguan sa taong mahal mo. Pero alam mo, mas nakakapagod at mas mahirap magtaguan lalo pa kung ikaw ang taya sa Mall of Asia! =)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-6026843064882419376?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ds0puX569vtiHHVzsX1siCAXqWw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ds0puX569vtiHHVzsX1siCAXqWw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ds0puX569vtiHHVzsX1siCAXqWw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ds0puX569vtiHHVzsX1siCAXqWw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/0ap86udMDT4" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/0ap86udMDT4/pinoy-quotes-sms-part-5.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/02/pinoy-quotes-sms-part-5.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-1137823515487430754Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:16:00 +00002009-02-09T20:17:32.836-08:00Pinoy Quotes SMS part 4Sometimes, if you work hard enough, you can get what you want. But most of the times, what you want and what you get are two different things. Sometimes, God breaks our spirit to save our soul. Sometimes, He breaks our heart to make us whole. Sometimes, God sends us pain so we can be stronger. Although we can't have everything we want, we can want everything we have.<br /><br />The important thing is not to be bitter over life's difficulties. We should learn to let go of the past and recognize that everyday won't be sunny, and when we find ourselves lost in darkness and despair, remember - it's only in the black of the night that we can see the stars, and those stars will lead us back home. So, we should not be afraid to make mistakes, to stumble, to fall. Because most of the time, the greatest rewards come from doing things that scare us the most.<br /><br />A cute love story: There was a little boy whose first love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street. As time went by, he got married, but still kept it. One day, the wife found it and asked, "Where did you get this?" The man said, "I kept that since I was a child, why?" The girl replied, "I lost this picture when I was 9..."<br /><br />Love? Shakespeare explained it thru Romeo and Juliet. Picaso thru his paintings. Lovers thru flowers. But no one beats my bestfriend's style, he explained it to me thru the cross.<br /><br />We don't look for love because it's lonely to be watching movies alone, because it's sad to eat meals on your own, because it's nice to cuddle up with someone on rainy days. We look for love because we want to be accepted, for the sloppy ways we dress, for the clumsy way we eat our meals, for bad hair days and for the simplicity in us. Love is an act of acceptance, that with all our imperfections, we are accepted and loved.<br /><br />Joey said to Dawson in Dawson's Creek, "I fell in love twice, first was with you, second was the person you became when you're already mine..." Sweet noh?<br /><br />There maybe those on earth who dress better or eat better, but those who dream of me sleep better and wake up happier! Good night!<br /><br />If love gets broken, you can look for a new one. If a glass gets broken, you can always buy a new one. But if friendship gets broken, you can never have the same one.<br /><br />In the maze of love, try not to lose yourself, so that when love is no longer willing to stay, you still have the greatest posession and gift that no one could take away... yourself.<br /><br />Once, I asked myself, "Is love a multiple choice test or is it true or false?" Out of nowhere, a voice answered, "Sorry to tell you this, but love is a thousand word essay."<br /><br />Appreciate life itself even though it's not a bed of roses. Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you wish but the appreciation of what you have. Good evening!<br /><br />I love mornings! It makes me think of the value of life, it asks me to live not on yesterday's sorrows nor tomorrow's dreams, but today's blessings! Good morning! Magandang umaga!<br /><br />Sometimes, when you love someone very much, you have to go thru every tear, every heartache, every pain. Because in the end, it's not how you suffered, but how much you loved!<br /><br />We may go seperate ways, live different lives. We might have different interests, do different things, believe in different aspects. But for as long as we believe we're friends, we'll forever be.<br /><br />Don't shield yourself from pain, never fear pain either. Face whatever it is that comes your way. Don't be afraid to stumble and fall, to cry and get hurt. Dread not those helpless moments, when you can't even fight your tears back, and all you can do is stare at something and let time pass. You can only understand happiness after you've felt pain. Life is not fair, it never was, and it won't ever be. All we can do is to live it to the fullest.<br /><br />I've learned that when you plan to get even with someone, you're only letting that person continue to hurt you. I've learned that ignoring the facts do not change the facts. I've learned that the easiest way to grow as a person is to surround yourself with people smarter than you are. I've learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them. And I've learned that life is tough, but you can be tougher!<br /><br />Here is a sweet truth: "Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else." Here is the bitter catch: "When you kept on waiting but nobody came, it means that you've already let that one pass you by."<br /><br />A great life is not about routine but doing something rare. To cherish and not to compare. To forgive, not to blame, and to be loving without counting. Laugh at your mistakes but learn from them. Joke over your troubles but gather strength from them. Have fun with your difficulties but overcome them.<br /><br />You can't claim to be good if you've never been tempted to be bad. You can't claim to be faithful if you've never had the opportunity to be unfaithful. Integrity is built by defeating temptation to be dishonest, humility grows when we refuse to be prideful and endurance develops everytime you reject the temptation to give up. Good morning!<br /><br />When life gets difficult, when the tasks become tiring, when you are about to give up, always remember that... the snail got to Noah's ark inch by inch to survive!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-1137823515487430754?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8ytXZThjOp8LN9zMx2ptjVQtaic/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8ytXZThjOp8LN9zMx2ptjVQtaic/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8ytXZThjOp8LN9zMx2ptjVQtaic/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8ytXZThjOp8LN9zMx2ptjVQtaic/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/sntnAJ-8zL8" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/sntnAJ-8zL8/pinoy-quotes-sms-part-4.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/02/pinoy-quotes-sms-part-4.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-1875238209721221468Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:14:00 +00002009-02-09T20:16:11.380-08:00Pinoy Quotes SMS part 3Jr: I know the truth, Mom! Mom: Ha?! Ito P500, huwag ka lang maingay sa daddy mo ha? Jr: Dad, I know the truth! Dad: Ha?! Ito P1000, huwag ka lang maingay sa mommy mo ha! Jr: (Ok pala ito! Subukan ko nga din sa katulong namin.) Inday! Alam ko na ang katotohanan! Inday: Sa wakas! Yakapin mo ako, anak ko!<br /><br />Marami ang nagsasabi na makulit daw ako. Totoo ba? Na makulit ako? Ha? Totoo ba? Ano? Totoo ba? Sagoooot! Totoo ba? Ha? Ha? Totoo? Ano? Totoo? Huuyy! Ano? Makulit ba ako? Makulit ba? Hindi naman di ba? Sagot! Bakit hindi ka sumagot? Kulit ko ba talaga? Hindi naman, di ba? Baka ikaw ang makulit! Kaw pala ang makulit, pindot ka pa ng pindot eh. Kita mo, ikaw ang makulit! O, pumipindot pa rin! O, kulit! Oh, ano? Pindot ka pa rin? Bahala ka! Wala na, pindot pa rin ng pindot! Sino ngayon ang makulit? Ikaw!<br /><br />I ask God to bless you, guide you, keep you safe, give you peace, give you love and joy and cash everyday. Ok yon, di ba?<br /><br />Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin, kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain! Juan: Maniwala ako?! Pedro: Totoo! Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo? Pedro: Asin!<br /><br />Nurse: Miss, gising na! Patient: Ah, bakit? Nurse: Oras na ng pag-inom ng gamot. Patient: Anong gamot? Nurse: Sleeping pills.<br /><br />Boy Guwapo + Girl Ganda = Perfect Couple. Boy Guwapo + Girl Panget = True Love. Boy Panget + Girl Ganda = Galing Diskarte. Boy Panget + Girl Panget = SUKOB!<br /><br />Kano: (trying to speak tagalog) Megkanow isang kelow mang-gow? Pinoy: One way! Kano: Megkanow? Pinoy: I said one way! Kano: Ano eybig sabeyhin one way? Pinoy: Isang daan!<br /><br />Parrot sa dumadaang babae: Panget! Panget! Babae: Kapag sinabi mo pa ulit yan sa akin, papatayin na kita! Next day. Parrot: Psst! Babae: Bakit?! Parrot: Alam mo na! =)<br /><br />It's my obligation to pray for you, to make you happy and comfort you. When you're down, I will lift your spirits. Wala naman akong choice eh, ganyan ang papel ng mga angels.<br /><br />Ama: Bakit ka umiiyak? Anak: Pumasa po kasi ako sa test. Huhuhu! Ama: Aba, magaling! Anong subject yun, anak? Anak: Pregnancy test po itay!<br /><br />Madaming gago sa mundo at handa silang gaguhin ka, pero hindi nila alam, may kaibigan ka na mas gago sa kanila. Subukan lang nilang gaguhin ka, gagaguhin ko ang kapwa ko gago kapag nasaktan ka!<br /><br />Lasing: Hoy! Sinong matapang?! Labas! Lalake: Ako! Bakit? Lalaban ka?! Lasing: Pare, ihatid mo naman ako sa bahay, natatakot ako kay misis eh. =)<br /><br />Minsan, nakukuha kong tumawa kahit malungkot. Nakukuha kong magbago kahit sobrang hirap. Nakukuha kong ngumiti sa mga problema. Lahat yata, makakaya ko, huwag lang yung kalimutan ako ng nagbabasa nito.<br /><br />Kapag balisa ka, remember God's promise. Kapag inis ka, control yourself. Kapag may problema, pray. At kapag wala kang pera, isipin mo ako. Kasi, hindi ka nag-iisa. Wala din akong pera! Hehehe.<br /><br />One great problem in life is loneliness. But somehow, texting gives relief. It's like making a tap at the back saying, "Ayos ka lang ba dyan? Eto lang ako ha, ingat!"<br /><br />Binata: Ale, liligawan ko po ang anak nyo. Ale: Huwag muna. Nag-aaral pa sya. Binata: Sige po, kapag uwian na lang nila.<br /><br />Even though you're far away, always remember that I'm here to stay. So, if ever you're lonely and blue, pacheck-up ka oy! Walang taong blue! Ano ka, si Doraemon?! Hehehe.<br /><br />Thought of the Day: Kapag binuhat ba kita at binuhat mo ako ng sabay, lulutang ba tayo pareho?<br /><br />What is the best and worst news a man might hear at the same time? It's when your girlfriend says, "Ikaw talaga ang may pinakamalaking etits sa lahat ng kabarkada mo!" =)<br /><br />Sa simbahan, isang bata: Lord, bigyan nyo po ako ng bike! Kinabukasan, wala syang natanggap kaya humiling ulit sya: Lord, bigyan nyo ako ng bike!! Pero wala pa ring natanggap. The next day, napansin ng pari na nawala ang rebulto ni Mama Mary! May nakita syang sulat sa altar: "Lord, kung gusto mo pang makita ang mama mo, bigyan mo ako ng bike!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-1875238209721221468?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/o5GFlsIoKTV_nJvr8cJF2hzI8Ow/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/o5GFlsIoKTV_nJvr8cJF2hzI8Ow/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/o5GFlsIoKTV_nJvr8cJF2hzI8Ow/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/o5GFlsIoKTV_nJvr8cJF2hzI8Ow/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/N56XDAnI6y8" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/N56XDAnI6y8/pinoy-quotes-sms-part-3.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/02/pinoy-quotes-sms-part-3.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-4711623661921117037Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:13:00 +00002009-02-09T20:14:46.628-08:00Pinoy Quotes SMS part 2In a world where everybody meets a jerk, you know you don't need to be serious. Hangout, pretend and play with them. Have fun and stop; no attachment, no commitment, no pain. Convenient, isn't it? But at the end of the show, you know you're still yearning for something genuine. You realized that what you are really looking for is someone who can look at you straight in the eyes and tell you he/she loves you, someone worth every risk of pain, someone who will stay, someone who will simply make a difference...<br /><br />"E" is the most unfortunate character in the alphabet. It is always out of "cash", forever in "debt", never out of "danger" and in "hell" all the time. But notice that "e" is never in "war" and always in "peace." It's the beginning of "existence" and the end of "trouble." Without "e", we would have no "love", "life" or "heaven." Go E!<br /><br />I love sleep... My life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake. - Ernest Hemingway.<br /><br />I think that sometimes we love a person so much that we have to be numb to it; because if we actually felt how much we really love, then it would kill us.<br /><br />Some won't appreciate what you say or do, but as long as you speak honestly from the heart, you'll be fine. This is not a perfect world. This is not a perfect life. But life loves the person who dares to live it by being real. Bon Jour!<br /><br />Cook your own breakfast by mixing happiness, faith and wisdom; add a little understanding, a pint of hope and a spoonful of love; top with a lot of smiles! Good morning!<br /><br />We may never talk, we may never laugh, we may never do things together, but our friendship doesn't limit to that. What's important is when there's no one to turn to, I'd be there to stand by you.<br /><br />Sometimes in life, we tend to run so fast that we don't notice God running with us. We only notice Him when we fall, yet He stops, carries us and says, "Finish the race my child." Good day!<br /><br />I'm giving you a part of my friendship not because you deserve it. But I guess, it already belongs to you. It might not be enough, it might be too small, but this little part could probably be my all. Good morning!<br /><br />Always remember that God only makes happy endings. If it's not happy, then, it's not yet the end. Live by love and hope, there is always something to look forward to. God bless.<br /><br />Put God on top of everything today and let Him take charge of all your plans. Then you'll see how beautiful His ways are and His unending love. Good day!<br /><br />What is wrong with your phone? I tried calling you, but the operator said, "Welcome to the jungle! The monkey you are trying to call in on the tree. Please, try again later."<br /><br />Real person are not those who are always around you when everything is almost perfect. They are the ones who dig deep into the ground when you're down just to put you up and say, "Everything's gonna be alright."<br /><br />Army: I'm going to buy my wife a bra but I don't know the size. Saleslady: Don't worry sir, just touch my breast and try to estimate. Army: Oh, I forgot! She needs panty too!<br /><br />Lion to mouse: "I'm getting married soon. What's the best advice you can give me?" Mouse: "Remember this, I was once a lion before I got married."<br /><br />A little boy was so jealous about his newborn brother so he put poison on the nipple of his mom while asleep. The next day, their driver died!<br /><br />When things go wrong, when everything you've tried didn't work out, when all else fails, and you feel things hanging... Control+Alt+Del... restart mo na yan!<br /><br />Short story... 2 friends, See and Saw. One day, See saw sea and Saw didn't see sea. See saw sea and jumped in sea. Saw didn't see sea but jumped in sea. See saw Saw in sea and Saw saw See in sea. See saw both Saw and sea and both Saw and See were happy to see sea. Kung henyo ka, ikwento mo naman sa akin ng mas malinaw.<br /><br />Pari: Sister, ikaw ba ang nasa CR? Kunin ko lang ang toothbrush ko! Sister: Sandali, nakapanty lang ako! Pari: Ok, antay ako. Sister: Pasok na, wala na akon panty! Hihihi!<br /><br />Three boys at the mall: Boy1: Shit, ang cute naman nung girl! Boy2: Sexy pa! Grabe! Boy3: Sino? Yung nakamini-skirt? Kilala ko sya, tawagin ko ha?! Kuyaaaah! =)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-4711623661921117037?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KbfZuHzD5iOt0j9OljrgdISwZek/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KbfZuHzD5iOt0j9OljrgdISwZek/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KbfZuHzD5iOt0j9OljrgdISwZek/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KbfZuHzD5iOt0j9OljrgdISwZek/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/O63jmQARAcY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/O63jmQARAcY/pinoy-quotes-sms-part-2.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/02/pinoy-quotes-sms-part-2.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-1138645114859825310Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:08:00 +00002009-02-09T20:13:20.009-08:00Pinoy Quotes SMSMay mga lalakeng ok sa malayuan, talo naman sa malapitan. Tawag sa kanila, mga lalakeng uy! ay! Uy! Ang cute nya! Ay, bading pala! Sapul ba? Toink!<br /><br />Apo: Lola, 99 na kayo ni lolo, ano ang ikinamatay nya kanina? Lola: Apo, nagmake-love kami. Sinasabayan nya ang church bell, dahan-dahan lang. Kaso, may dumaang sorbetero. =)<br /><br />Mag-asawa, nag-aaway. Babae: Punyeta ka! Lalake: Punyeta ka rin! Babae: Tarantado! Lalake: Tarantado ka rin! Babae: Supot! Lalake: Yun nga lang... =)<br /><br />Man1: May tatlong joke ako. Man2: Ano yun? Man1: Joke, joke joke!<br /><br />Sexy girl nagkukumpisal. Priest: O iha, ano ang iyong ikukumpisal? Sexy: Father, kapag nakakarinig po ako ng lalakeng nagmumura, hindi ko mapigilan ang sarili kong yayain syang magsex. Priest: Put*ng ina, hindi nga?! =)<br /><br />Kagabi, nanaginip ako, kumakain daw ako ng cotton candy. Maraming cotton candy. Pagkagising ko, wala na ang unan ko!<br /><br />Bawat kabataan, may karapatan. Karapatang gumala, umuwi anytime, makipagdate sa dyowa. Magalit man ang parents mo, sabihin mo, "Sa bahay na ito, ako ang batas!" Sabay takbo!<br /><br />Minsan, puro ako biro, laging parang nakadrugs, lagi na lang nakatawa. Pero sana, maniwala ka sa akin, nagseseryoso din ako. Ako, ako ang magliligtas sa mundo, maniwala ka pare. =)<br /><br />Babala: Huwag laruin ang puso ng babae dahil nag-iisa lang ito. Ok lang laruin ang suso, dalawa naman ito.<br /><br />Son: Itay, pinagalitan ako ng titser ko! Dad: Bakit? Son: Hinalikan ko po ang seatmate ko. Dad: Tong anak ko, manang mana. Hehehe. Eh, masarap ba? Son: Opo, pogi po sya eh.<br /><br />Juan: Inay, si Pedro, hindi ako pinagkape sa burol ng tatay nya. Nanay: Hayaan mo anak, kapag namatay ang tatay mo, hindi rin natin sya pagkakapehin.<br /><br />Shhh, ayon sa survey, sa ganitong oras daw, ang mga cute ay nagtetext na at ang mga pangit ay nagbabasa pa! Hehehe! Ipasa mo, dali! Para ikaw naman ang cute!<br /><br />Read each word reversely. A suomaf rotcod dlot em taht ylno latnem stneitap evah eht tnelat ot daer SMS neve nehw sti nettirw ylesrever. Oh, nabasa mo?<br /><br />Prof: Meron bang tanga dito sa klase? Kung meron, tumayo! (May tumayong estudyante.) Prof: Tanga ka ba? Estudyante: Naawa lang ako sa iyo sir. Ikaw lang ang nakatayo eh, samahan na kita.<br /><br />Ngayon ay araw ng mga magaganda at gwapo, mga sexy at matalino. Send this sa taong iniisip mong bumabagay sa message na ito. Huwag mo nang isend sa akin dahil libo-libo na ang natanggap ko!<br /><br />Ei! Baka may friend ka na gustong magwork. P18,500 ang starting. Sa palengke nga lang... tagalista ng noisy!<br /><br />Mrs: Naniniwala ka ba na ang babae habang tumatanda ay gumaganda? Mr: Oo naman. Mrs: Sa tingin mo, gumaganda ba ako? Mr: Sa tingin ko, hindi ka tumatanda.<br /><br />Amo: Inday, titira dito ang biyenan ko ng 3 buwan. Ito ang listahan ng mga favorite nyang pagkain. Maid: Opo, sir. Amo: Kapag may niluto ka dyan, lagot ka sa akin!<br /><br />Kulas: Siopao nga, yung babae. Waitress: Babae? Kulas: Oo, yung may papel na sapin, parang napkin. Waitress: Ah! Lalake ang nandito. Kulas: Lalake? Waitress: May itlog po!<br /><br />Babae: Doc, kumusta na ang asawa ko? Doc: Sorry ma'am. Mula ngayon, ikaw na ang magpapakain at magpapaligo sa kanya, kasi, putol na ang kanyang mga kamay at paa. Babae: Hah?! Hindi nga?! Doc: Hehehe! Ninerbyos ka ano? Joke lang! Patay na sya!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-1138645114859825310?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RIRbOe6TOw7Moa-eTBlcHJLT6eo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RIRbOe6TOw7Moa-eTBlcHJLT6eo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RIRbOe6TOw7Moa-eTBlcHJLT6eo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RIRbOe6TOw7Moa-eTBlcHJLT6eo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/lOa2TiQgAhE" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/lOa2TiQgAhE/pinoy-quotes-sms.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/02/pinoy-quotes-sms.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-5977613844920547811Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:57:00 +00002009-02-05T04:58:59.331-08:00Cellphone Tagalog Quotes part 5I ain't someone whom you can rely on all the time. I can't always turn your tears into smiles, but even if I can't be a great person at all, still, I'm trying to be the simplest person you can count on.<br /><br />I believe my life is like a jeepney and I am the driver. Some people are coming in and out of my life. Some of them I remember, some of them I don't. But you? You will always be my special passenger.<br /><br />Good morning! May Christ shine in everything you do. With a prayer that you'll be safe not only today but always. God bless.<br /><br />I might have forgotten to tell your worth. I might have missed to say you're appreciated. But your existence goes beyond my happiness and that no words can ever express how fulfilled I am of you being my friend.<br /><br />Life is a continuous challenge, a constant struggle from womb to tomb. We are not made rich by what is in our pockets, but by what is in our hearts.<br /><br />Friendship is like a job. At first, we are applicants, then we become contractuals and if our performance is good, we become regular. Except for one thing, a friend can work even without salary.<br /><br />He said, "I'm sorry if you can't love me the way you loved the one before me, so I'll let you go to find him and hope someday, you'll see that the one true love you are looking for is the one who set you free."<br /><br />Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo, Les Miserables.<br /><br />The person meant for you is the person who will love you even when there's no more reason to love you. For in your nothingness, the one meant for you will find what's lovable in you.<br /><br />When things turn out bad and your strength is no longer enough to carry them, you must never give up, because when your strength ends, my worth as your friend begins.<br /><br />Sometimes, we are in love in the idea of falling in love. Loving the illusion of having or missing someone. It's alright to feel happy thru other people, but don't get dependent on achieving happiness by being with someone. Love yourself first before sharing your life with somebody, because if you don't, you will always look for people that you think can make you complete. And in the end, it will make you lose yourself more, bit by bit, piece by piece.<br /><br />Do you know why God created gaps between fingers? So that someday, the one who is made by God for you will come and fill those gaps by holding your hands forever.<br /><br />Forget the things that made you sad and remember those that made you glad. Forget the troubles that passed away and remember the blessings that come each day. Good morning!<br /><br />When you miss someone, your heart starts to shout that person's name. For some reason, my heart just won't stop shouting your name. I guess, you are smart enough to figure out what I mean. =)<br /><br />Have you ever experienced a time in your life when you felt so empty for no reason? Have you ever felt so down but you just can't tell why? Have you ever felt like the world suddenly spins around you, and you are caught in the middle going nowhere? Weird, isn't it? But that's the beauty of being human... it is knowing that there is a purpose for each existence, and whatever that may be, it is also the reason why we still wake up breathing each morning, to discover that missing piece of puzzle that would make our lives complete. Have a nice sleep!<br /><br />Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it or work around it. Good morning!<br /><br />Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet bowl. Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush.<br /><br />Hubby and wife travelling by car, not talking after quarrel. Passing farm of goats, mules and pigs, hubby asked sarcastically, "Relative of yours?" Wife replied, "Yup, in-laws!"<br /><br />Can you beat this logic? A man and his wife were getting divorce at a local court. The mother wants the custody of their children, but the father also wants the same. The mother said to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain the custody of them. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from the chair and said, "Judge, if I put a dollar into a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belongs to me or to the machine?"<br /><br />A man reads a book in bed next to his wife and his finger went to tickle his wife's pussy. Wife asks, "You want sex?" "No, just to wet my fingers to turn the page!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-5977613844920547811?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9TP9M5wug9m1FxuwqZA_gXOLgaw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9TP9M5wug9m1FxuwqZA_gXOLgaw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9TP9M5wug9m1FxuwqZA_gXOLgaw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9TP9M5wug9m1FxuwqZA_gXOLgaw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/qJiFy8lFL4I" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/qJiFy8lFL4I/cellphone-tagalog-quotes-part-5.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/02/cellphone-tagalog-quotes-part-5.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-3810863158322723762Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:56:00 +00002009-02-05T04:57:43.273-08:00Cellphone Tagalog Quotes part 4The important element of closeness is communication, that's the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys on my phone, because I don't want to cut the line that connects us. Good day!<br /><br />Ahas1: Makamandag ba tayo? Ahas2: Ewan, bakit? Ahas1: Nakagat ko ang dila ko kanina eh, kinakabahan ako.<br /><br />Boy: Kukunin ko ang mga bituin at ibibigay ko sa iyo! Girl: Shut up! Hindi mo nga makuha yang kulangot mo, bituin pa! Boy: Ay sorry, hindi ko alam na ito pala ang gusto mo!<br /><br />Hindi ko na kayang mabigo sa love. Kaya kumuha ako ng taling matibay, itinali ko sa puno. Sabi ng mga kapitbahay, "Huwag, mahal ka namin!" Sabi ko, "Eh ano naman? Magsasampay lang ako, nakikialam kayo!"<br /><br />Love, love, love, ipasok mo na! Sige na, bilisan mo! Bilis, basa na! Basang basa na, ipasok mo na! Ipasok mo na, bilis! Ipasok mo na ang mga isinampay kong damit at umuulan na!<br /><br />Para sa makulit, pero mabait. Para sa sabog, pero kalog. Para sa mapang-asar, pero thoughtful. Para sa maloko, pero cute. Para sa akin pala ito?! Pakisend nga ulit!<br /><br />Tatay: Asensado na talaga ang anak natin sa US. Ito, nagpadala ng picture, nakasandal sa kotse. Basahin mo nga ang nakasulat sa likod. Nanay: Inay, nagpapasalamat ako, kasi, kung hindi dahil sa kotse na ito, natumba na ako sa sobrang gutom.<br /><br />Tumabi ako sa iyo at huminga ng malalim. Tinanong mo ako, "Bakit?" Ngumiti ako. Nagtanong ka ulit, "Bakit nga?" Sumagot ako, "Bakit ba? Masama bang huminga?"<br /><br />Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like., because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. Minikaniko ni Moniko ang makina ni Monica. Bituka, butika, butiki. Pasko, paksiw, pasko, paksiw. Tongue twister lang, akala mo, inspirational? =)<br /><br />Reporter: Sir, do you watch CNN? Pinoy: Walang oras. R: Do you read books? P: Walang oras. R: Do you play golf? P: Walang oras. R: Do you drink wine or liquor? P: Walong oras!<br /><br />Husband: Hindi ako makatulog, lagi kong naiisip ang utang ko kay pare na dalawang milyong piso. Wife: Tawagan mo si pare, sabihin mo, hindi ka makakabayad para sya naman ang hindi makatulog.<br /><br />GMA: Ano bang hinahanap mo dyan sa 3 in 1 coffee mo at kanina ka pa silip nang silip dyan? Erap: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal! May nakasulat kasi na "Sugarfree." GMA: Bobo! Banda yun!<br /><br />Teacher: Magbigay ng halimbawa ng may number. Boy: Cellphone, calculator, keyboard, clock at remote control! Teacher: Very good. Ano pa? Boy: Ang tatay ko pa. May number 2!<br /><br />Frat leader: Balita ko, gay ka?! Member: Hindi ako bakla! Chismax lang yun ng mg chuvanes na walang magawa sa mga chenelyn nila! Mga chaka ever! Me, Baklush? Haller?!<br /><br />Ang ulan, handa ka man o hindi, bumubuhos. Pero sa tuwing papatak ito, may isang taong handang mabasa kasama mo. Sya yung taong wala ring payong! Of course! =)<br /><br />Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. Count your life with smiles and not the tears that roll. Count the money in your pocket, and then, hati tayo! Wow!<br /><br />Pare1: Hihiwalayan ko na ang Misis kong sinungaling. Natulog daw sya kagabi sa ate nya. Pare2: Anong masama dun? Pare1: Pare, katabi kong natulog ang ate niya kagabi!<br /><br />Sa isang kumbento, may naghagis ng ti** ng kabayo. Nagkagulo, nagsigawan at nag-iyakan ang mga madre sabay sabing, "Huhuhu, mga sisters, patay na si father!"<br /><br />Ice cream ba talaga yung inendorse in Pacquiao sa TV ad nya na Nestle Ice Cream? Akala ko kasi, softdrinks. Kasi, sabi nya, "Oh mga bata, Mirinda na!" Lufet!<br /><br />A priest at a church. Lady: Father, ang gwapo at cute mo naman! Bakit ka pa kasi nagpari? Priest: Dahil ayaw pumayag ng magulang ko na magmadre ako! Bruha!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-3810863158322723762?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PmyD8ofLnEpFNFbP_SwZKYPjXmA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PmyD8ofLnEpFNFbP_SwZKYPjXmA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PmyD8ofLnEpFNFbP_SwZKYPjXmA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PmyD8ofLnEpFNFbP_SwZKYPjXmA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/0mC5b1kvjak" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/0mC5b1kvjak/cellphone-tagalog-quotes-part-4.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/02/cellphone-tagalog-quotes-part-4.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-5094179582399701641Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:55:00 +00002009-02-05T04:56:29.083-08:00Cellphone Tagalog Quotes part 3Three people you will meet in life: First is the one you love most, second is the one who loves you most and the third is the one you spend the rest of your life with. Sadly, in real life, these three people are usually not the same person. The one you love most doesn't love you. The one who loves you the most is never the one you love the most, and the one you spend your life with, is neither the one you love nor the one who loves you the most. He/she is just the person who happens to be a the right place at the right time.<br /><br />There will come a time in your life when you will fall in love with a single soul. For this person, you would do anything and not think twice about it, but when asked why, you have no answer. You will try your whole life to understand how a single person can affect you, but you'll never find out. And no matter how badly you hate it or how badly it hurts, you will love this person without regret, for the rest of your life.<br /><br />You will never realize how much you care about a person until the thought of him/her being with someone else is enough to break your heart.<br /><br />Sometimes, we dream on ideal love we wanted. When it comes, we give the best to hold on to it, but though we gave more than enough, they still hurt us for the reason we don't understand.<br /><br />Man went to confession. Man: Father, during the war, a beautiful young lady asked me to hide her from the enemy, so I hid her in the attic. Father: That's a very good gesture, you need not confess. Man: But as the days went, she repaid me with daily sexual favors. Father: That is still forgiven my son. Man: But I have another question. Father: What is it my son? Man: Shall I tell her the war is over? =)<br /><br />Lady: Teach me how to play badminton. Coach: Hold the racket the way you hold your husband's cock. Lady: Ok. Coach: No! No! Ma'am, please take the racket out of your mouth! Hahaha!<br /><br />My doctor once told me that a great friend by my side is good for my health. So, if I want to live longer, I must stick with you forever. Good night!<br /><br />Your life doesn't need to be perfect, you don't need to be rich, you don't need to be famous, as long as a friend like me exists, jackpot ka! Cute na, mahal ka pa! =)<br /><br />I know how busy you are right now. I know you have so many things to do. But I just want to steal a single moment of your time to ask... Kapamilya: Deal or No Deal?<br /><br />Who said fill in the blank is very easy? Try this. Fill in the blank with Yes or No. "___, I am not a normal person."<br /><br />Friendship is a collection of hearts, ready to give, share and understand. It never fades and never ends. It only reminds us, life is not perfect without a friend.<br /><br />Life is like the ocean, now troubled, later calm. Full of trials, filled with tests. But even how big the waves are, and no matter how high the tide is, always remember that, "Tide is mirakol!" Good night!<br /><br />I showed a picture of myself to you and said, "Tingnan mo oh, tayong dalawa." But you said, "Asan ako?" Then, I pointed at my chest and smiled, "Nandito ka sa puso ko."<br /> Wife stands in front of a mirror and tells husband, "I'm ugly, my boobs are sagging, my ass is too fat. Give me a compliment." Husband: "You have a very good eyesight."<br /><br />What makes life wonderful? Friends, to share the great moments in life. Friends, to take the blues away. Friends, that make you smile all the time! Good day!<br /><br />Real beauty is not based on physical features but in the heart. Yan ang motto ng mga pangit! Ito ang sa atin... With good looks comes great responsibility! Good morning!<br /><br />As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower you lots of love and happiness and make your day a truly meaningful one. Have a nice day!<br /><br />I wish you wake up this morning realizing what a wonderful person you are and the world is blessed to have you as a part of it. Enjoy life! Good morning!<br /><br />Imagine life without me. (long spaces) See?! Hahanapin mo ako. Don't worry, I'll never leave you. I'm always here for you.<br /><br />Caring is a wonderful gift that no one can buy. It is made up of love that roots in our hearts to make fruits of memory not just for a while but for a lifetime. Good morning!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-5094179582399701641?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/evFhYuoAZxvcH5_AGenBgHrYkAI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/evFhYuoAZxvcH5_AGenBgHrYkAI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/evFhYuoAZxvcH5_AGenBgHrYkAI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/evFhYuoAZxvcH5_AGenBgHrYkAI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/moGlrcx_RFc" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/moGlrcx_RFc/cellphone-tagalog-quotes-part-3.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/02/cellphone-tagalog-quotes-part-3.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-5223006712199952141Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:54:00 +00002009-02-05T04:55:12.227-08:00Cellphone Tagalog Quotes part 2Lovers making love: Gf: Alam mo love, ikaw lang ang nakapagkama sa akin! Bf: Swerte ko naman! Gf: Oo naman! Kasi, yung iba, sa sala, kusina, lababo, kubeta, kulungan, damuhan at marami pa! =)<br /><br />Minsan, sa buhay natin, hindi maiiwasang mabasa ng ulan, maranasan ang bagyo. Pero sa mga pagkakataong ito, tandaan mo kaibigan, payong ang dalhin mo, huwag kapote. Ano ka, Grade 1?<br /><br />"Happy 40 thoughtful years, Goldilocks!" Send this to 40 people within 2 days or else, magiging cake ka! Totoo ito! Yung friend ko, naging cake na. Black forest na sya.. promise!<br /><br />Lucio Tan said, if a man has only 1 wife, wife often fights man; if man has 2 wives, wives fight each other; but if man has 4 wives, the wives play mahjong.<br /><br />Higa kita sa kama. Tapos, huhubaran kita. Hahalikan kahit saan. Hahaplusin ko buong katawan mo! Tapos, tatanggalin ko ang Diaper mo. Baby, don't cry ha!<br /><br />Anak: Nay, ano ba yung sex? Ina: Yun ang ginagawa ng mag-asawa para ipadama ang pagmamahal nila sa isa't isa. Anak: Haba naman. Paano ko pagkakasyahin yun sa biodata? =)<br /><br />IQ Test: A farmer has 12 cows and 5 pigs. One day, he went to the market with 2 cows and 3 pigs not knowing that 6 cows followed him on the way. The question is, will he... Revillame?<br /><br />Sa panaginip ko, naglalaro tayo sa tabing dagat, bigla ka na lang tinangay ng malaking alon! Umiyak ako at sumigaw! "Loko kang alon ka ah! Ano bang akala mo sa kaibigan ko? Tae?!"<br /><br />In a petshop, customer talking to a parrot, "Hoy! Can you speak ha? Can you speak? Bobo!" Parrot: "Yes, I can!! Ikaw? Can you fly, ha? Can you fly? Gago!"<br /><br />Ito ang chain message na siguradong ipapasa mo: "Magkakaringworm sa pwet ang huling makakareceive nito." Sori na lang sa mga walang load!<br /><br />Letter to OFW Dad: Love, thanks sa padala mo. Happy si Nene kasi yung toblerone, baon nya sa school. Yung Nike, suot na ni junior. Next time, huwag ka nang magpadala ng Nivea Milk. Hindi nila type, pait daw. Ako tuloy ang umubos.<br /><br />Isang gabi, naglayas ako, naligaw sa mundo, nadapa, umiyak, naghabol, nasugatan, pero tumayo ulit. Galing noh? Isang gabi lang yun!<br /><br />Girl: Maganda ba ako? Boy: Oo, kaya lang bumbayin ka. Girl: Hindi naman ako mukhang bumbay ah. Tisay yata to! Boy: Tanga! Bumbayin ang amoy mo! Para kang shawarma.<br /><br />Nanay: Hala, sige, layas! Huwag ka nang bumalik dito sa bahay! Simula ngayon, huwag mo na akong tawaging nanay at hindi na rin kita tatawaging anak, naintindihan mo? Anak: Sige dude, alis na ako. =)<br /><br />Fact 1: You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue. Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it. =)<br /><br />Masakit isiping di mo man lang ako maalalang i-text. Kunsabagay ganyan ka naman eh, don't text back, wag ka ng magpaliwanag dahil damang dama ko wala kang LOAD.<br /><br />Kapag kulang ka raw, kapag kulang ka raw, sa sex, sa sex, nadodoble daw, nadodoble daw, paningin paningin mo mo, tama ba? tama ba?<br /><br />ABS-CBN Report: Ang paglindol, ulan at pagtaas ng tubig ay hudyat ng pagbabawas ng unggoy. Worried ako sa iyo! Text mo ako kung nandiyan ka pa, ok?<br /><br />BOY: Sir alam mo, kapag lumaki na ang anak mo, magaling ding driver. Sir: Paano mo naman nasabi ‘yon? BOY: E, sir, kamukha ng driver n’yo ang anak mo.<br /><br />Bakit exciting ang text? Kasi sa text, cute ang panget! Puwedeng single ang married! Bida ang mga sinungaling! At sa text, bistado ang walang load!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-5223006712199952141?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7gQtp7tg24jGlcd6VD5lPlcfTyQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7gQtp7tg24jGlcd6VD5lPlcfTyQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7gQtp7tg24jGlcd6VD5lPlcfTyQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7gQtp7tg24jGlcd6VD5lPlcfTyQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/D9Vxm4Wnzj0" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/D9Vxm4Wnzj0/cellphone-tagalog-quotes-part-2.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)1http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/02/cellphone-tagalog-quotes-part-2.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-1175535723812963029Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:48:00 +00002009-02-05T04:53:28.347-08:00Cellphone Tagalog QuotesPrayer is a perfume to our soul and a fragrance that pleases God. Wear your prayer everyday and let it freshen you anytime, anywhere you go. Have a blessed and sweet-scented day!<br /><br />You might be sending messages that I might erase. But the thought that you cared and spent your time for me is something that will last forever.<br /><br />The more silently love is expressed, the more it is deeply bound to impress. No wonder God loves us in silence and gives us the miracles of having friends.<br /><br />Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.<br /><br />Love is not a matter of finding the right person but creating the right relationship.<br /><br />To be in love is to be living in a dream come true.<br /><br />You eased the pain when I faked the wound. You calmed me down when I faked the mood. You are instantly there when I faked the call. But why didn't you catch me? I did not fake the fall!<br /><br />They say nothing in the world is perfect. But I know one exception, the joining of our two hearts.<br /><br />509. American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino: Use my name 4x in a sentence. Pedro: "Paul, be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimming Paul!" Galing ng Pinoy!<br /><br />With my 1 heart, 2 eyes, 5 liters of blood, 206 bones, 1.2 million red blood cells, 60 trillion DNA, I want you to know that... Gusto ko lang magyabang about anatomy! Hahaha!<br /><br />Once a book of friendship was opened, it should never be closed again. A living book meant to be read and enjoyed forever. I hope our book of friendship never be closed!<br /><br />Kapag ako patay na, punta ka sa burol ko ha? Alam ko, lalapit ka sa kabaong ko para mang-asar at sabihing... "Walanghiya ka kukote! Minsan ka na lang magpainom, bakit kape pa?" Hehehe.<br /><br />Life is like a road that we should pass thru till its very end. But if one day, you feel you're tired walking, I will comfort you in my arms sabay sabi, "May jeep naman kasi, bakit nilakad mo?"<br /><br />Q: How will a gentleman say to his dinner date that he needs to go to the toilet? A: Excuse me, I have to shake hands with a friend of mine who hopes to meet you after dinner. =)<br /><br />Translate in English: May baliw, gumahasa ng labandera at tumakas. NUT SCREWS WASHER and BOLTS.<br /><br />Customer: Miss, pabili ng condom, yung medium. Tindera: Dito sir, isukat nyo sa fitting room. Customer: Maluwang! Tindera: Sige lang sir, yan ang uso ngayon. Hip hop!<br /><br />Mother superior: Hala, layas dito sa kumbento! Madre: Bakit po? Dahil po ba sa paggamit ko ng vibrator? Mother superior: Hindi, ayoko lang may nakikiaalam sa gamit ko!<br /><br />While I was walking alone, something special happened, I can't believe what I saw.. Gems!... Yap! Ang tangkad pala nya noh? Kasama pa nya si Kres!<br /><br />Mrs1: O mare, bakit ka umiiyak? Mrs2: Nag-away kami ni pare, gusto nya, sex kami, style aso, tumanggi ako! Mrs1: Masarap naman yun! Mrs2: Masarap nga, kaso, gusto nya, sa kalsada! Ngek!<br /><br />I miss the TIMES.. and also the PLUS, MINUS, pati na rin DIBAYDIBAY! Hehehe. Ikaw? Miss mo rin ba?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-1175535723812963029?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qM2mYkpHeZJYjeOWlXGfS48uyfs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qM2mYkpHeZJYjeOWlXGfS48uyfs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qM2mYkpHeZJYjeOWlXGfS48uyfs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qM2mYkpHeZJYjeOWlXGfS48uyfs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/6gneSxwIqfw" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/6gneSxwIqfw/cellphone-tagalog-quotes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/02/cellphone-tagalog-quotes.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-5274422268400163083Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:09:00 +00002009-01-30T17:10:29.874-08:00SMS Pinoy part 5Ang puso, napapagod din, napapagod maghintay, napapagod magtiis, napapagod magmahal at napapagod ding masaktan. Pagod ka na ba? Pahinga ka muna, hindi naman kailangan na magdamag ang romansa, ‘di ba?<br /><br />JUAN: Pinsan, bumili ako ng hearing aid. PEDRO: Magkano insan? JUAN: Eh, kahapon lang.<br /><br />Patient: Dok, bakit ang tae ko may kasamang plema? Kinakabahan tuloy ako. Dok: ok lang ‘yan. Mas delikado kung pagsinga mo ay may kasamang tae.<br /><br />Where does a zombie go when he loses a hand? Answer: On a second hand store!<br /><br />HOST: Which do you prefer: Being Blonde or Being Dumb? Girl: Dumb na lang at least hindi ako mapagkakamalang blonde!<br /><br />Bagong kasal, Bride: hu, hu, hu! Friend: Bakit? Bride: Ang asawa ko, kasing laki ng bote ang ari. Friend: Aba! ang sarap nu’n! Bride: e, bote ng white flower!<br /><br />Love is like a war, easy to begin but hard to end. So when you fall in love, choose the one who is willing to fight the war with you until the end.<br /><br />Kapag nagyelo ang cellphone mo, nasa Alaska ka na. Kapag mainit ang cellphone mo, nasa Africa ka na. Kapag naglangis, nasa Saudi ka na. At kapag nawala ang cellphone mo, welcome to the Philippines!<br /><br />Sweethearts watching the sky... Boy: Bhe, ano ang zodiac sign mo? Girl: Anong zodiac sign? Boy: Parang kapalaran ba, gaya sa akin, Cancer. Girl: Ah, sa akin, almoranas.<br /><br />A man killed a deer and cooked it but doesn't tell kids what it is. He gives a clue, "Ganyan ang tawag sa akin ng mama nyo." The girl cries out: "Huwag nyo kainin, demonyo yan!"<br /><br />Hindi lahat ng magagaling ay nananalo dahil may nandadaya. Hindi lahat ng mataas ang grades ay matalino dahil may nangongopya. Hindi lahat ng cute ay artista, dahil hindi naman ako artista, cute lang talaga!<br /><br />Promdi(P) bumps a foreigner(F). P: Sorry F: Sorry too P: (napaisip) I'm sorry 3. F: What are you sorry 4? P: Sorry 5! (akala mo, bobo ako no?) F: Sorry but you're sick (walks off) P: Six dapat, di ba?<br /><br />Anak: Inay! Inay! Si kuya, mamamatay na! Ina: Susmaryosep! Bakit, anong nangyari? Anak: Nasilip ko po sya sa kwarto, nanginginig, tumitirik ang mata at bumubula ang t***.<br /><br />Bakla at macho, nagkasabay sa cr. Bakla: Ang laki naman nyang sa 'yo. Macho: Wala na 'tong silbi kasi iniwan na ako ng asawa ko. Puputulin ko na ito at ipapakain sa aso! Bakla: Ggrrr! Aw, aw aw!<br /><br />Alam ko, namimiss mo na ako. Ayaw mo lang ipaalam, kaya ako na ang magtetext sa 'yo. You miss me!<br /><br />Noong una, naiilang ako sayo, di ako makalapit, kasi baka di ka friendly. But you proved me wrong. Napakasweet mo pala. Now napatunayan ko na di lahat ng nasa mental, wild!<br /><br />Kagabi napanaginipan kita, nakaupo ka, nag-iisip ng malalim, nakasimangot at nabubugnot. Awang awa ako sa 'yo, gusto kitang suyuin pero natigilan ako, kasi nakita kong nagpupunas ka ng pwet.<br /><br />Once upon a time in a far away land, as in very very far talaga, like it's sobrang layo, really grabe ang layo, may cute na unang unang bumati sa 'yo ng "Good Morning!"<br /><br />Minsan iniisip ko, kung pwede lang sanang huwag nang magmahal, para lang huwag na akong masaktan pa. Kaya lang, pwede ba yun? Eh makita lang kitang nakangiti eh handa na akong masaktang muli.<br /><br />Alam mo, miss na kita. Kaso, sya naman miss mo! Alam mo, mahal kita, kaso sya rin mahal mo! Siya na lang lagi!!! Kahit nasasaktan ka niya, ok lang kasi mahal mo sya! Ang tanga mo noh? Parang ako!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-5274422268400163083?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/65Egs4rzUdf-14PcU7LcJ924Lyk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/65Egs4rzUdf-14PcU7LcJ924Lyk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/65Egs4rzUdf-14PcU7LcJ924Lyk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/65Egs4rzUdf-14PcU7LcJ924Lyk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/EYChFERQWzw" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/EYChFERQWzw/sms-pinoy-part-5.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/01/sms-pinoy-part-5.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-5575418844600131062Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:08:00 +00002009-01-30T17:09:22.614-08:00SMS Pinoy part 4I love you so much but you said we're better off as friends. I cried but it didn't help much coz' you love someone new and because of her, you forgot that you once said you love me too. =(<br /><br />Stay humble, be faithful, offer hope, work diligently, fight fairly, live simply, love deeply, give generously, they say, "Bwisit! Kaya ko ba toh?" :)<br /><br />One night the moon said "If he makes you cry then why don't you leave him?" I paused for awhile then looked back at the moon and said "Moon, would you ever leave your sky?"<br /><br />Love is not blind. It sees but it does not mind.<br /><br />Question: Why do Dracula's neighbors hate him? Answer: Because he is a pain in the neck!<br /><br />Are you curious as to where was Viagra originated from? For sure a Filipino coined the word “Viagra”. Just examine the root word.<br /><br />Brand statements of new condoms: Swift condoms - Mighty meaty! Purefoods - Tender juicy! Barney's - A bite full of fun! Max's condoms- Sarap to the bones!<br /><br />7 days makes 1 week; 7 days of sex makes 1 weak; but no sex in a week makes 1 sick; however, good sex once a week makes 1 seek.<br /><br />Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If not, please make all my friends fat. Amen!<br /><br />How good are you in Math? 2/7 + 9- 5/ 4/ 8- 2/ 5- 4/ 12- 8/2. The question: Sa palagay mo, relatives si Fernando Jose at Fernando Poe?<br /><br />How can a woman tell if she’s flat chested? She looks down on her dress and the two bumps she sees are her knees.<br /><br />Sincere apology: If you do not like to read my SMS or don’t like to read or if my messages disturb you, then please don’t hesitate, feel free to throw your cellphone!<br /><br />A Thai surnamed Mongkikimo commited suicide when his Pinay girlfriend Paquita wouldn’t marry him. The girl could not bear her family name “Paquita Mongkikimo”.<br /><br />A true friend is like the shade of a great tree in the noonday heat. Para kang puno ng kampupot.<br /><br />According to Science, man came from monkeys. I beg to disagree. Bakit ikaw, mukhang kabayo?!<br /><br />I believe in everything, love at first sight, happy endings, destiny, fairy tales and even magic. Pero nasaktan ako, tama nga sila, ano? No words can ever define love, kundi "katangahan".<br /><br />I’m restless, I’m depress, I’m lonely, I’m sad and I'm getting crazy all for just two reasons: Narito ako sa gitna ng kagubatan, nag-iisa, tapos low bat pa ang cell ko! nakakabaliw, ‘di ba?!<br /><br />Nurse: Ilan ho ang anak ninyo inang? Patient: 25 po. Nurse: Sus ginoo, ang dami naman! ‘di ka ba gumamit ng pills, condom, iud, withdrawal? Patient: krus my hart, ti** lang talaga!<br /><br />Maganda ka sa tingin ko, mabango ka sa pang-amoy ko, special ka sa puso ko. Kapag ako’y binigo mo, "bilog ang mundo" ang katapat mo.<br /><br />BOY: Pa-good night kiss naman. GIRL: Cheap mo ha, hindi ako nagpapa-kiss sa first date. BOY: E kung sa last date?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-5575418844600131062?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/K3yzUoa_JhcUOX5ev-zJbgWJWPE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/K3yzUoa_JhcUOX5ev-zJbgWJWPE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/K3yzUoa_JhcUOX5ev-zJbgWJWPE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/K3yzUoa_JhcUOX5ev-zJbgWJWPE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/qdlzr8ILFc8" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/qdlzr8ILFc8/sms-pinoy-part-4.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/01/sms-pinoy-part-4.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-3486253652059173385Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:06:00 +00002009-01-30T17:08:08.294-08:00SMS Pinoy part 3Alam mo friend, mahal na mahal kita. To the point na kapag nakita kong dinapuan ka ng lamok sa mukha, tatagain ko yung lamok! I swear! Malakas ka sa akin eh!<br /><br />Minsan, mali tayo sa napili nating mahalin. Nasaktan sa maling pagmamahal, umiyak sa maling dahilan. At kung tatanungin mo ako? Wala akong alam dyan, kasi, kakagising ko lang. Good morning!<br /><br />Bitoy: Dagul, bakit ang pandak mo? Dagul: Kasi, bata pa lang ako, ulila na ako. Bitoy: Anong kaugnayan nun sa pagiging pandak mo? Dagul: Sira pala ulo mo! Wala ngang nagpalaki sa akin!<br /><br />Driver: Hoy, tambay! Aatras ko BMW ko ha, sabihan mo ako kung mabubunggo na! Tambay: Ok. Sige, atras... Atras pa! Sige, atras pa! Atras pa! BOG! Ok, bunggo na! =)<br /><br />Ina: Anak, dumudugo ang daliri mo! Akina't sisipsipin ko, dali! Tsup! Tsup! Ayan, wala na. Saan ka ba nasugatan, anak? Anak: Wala po akong sugat, pinatay ko lang po ang garapata ni Brownie!<br /><br />Naranasan mo na bang magmahal at masaktan dahil iniwan ka nya? Tapos, bigla kayong nagkita, nginitian ka at nasabi mo sa sarili mo, "Bakit ganun? Iisa na lang ang ngipin nya, gumagalaw pa kapag tumatawa?"<br /><br />Gaano man kalalim ang ilog, dagat o karagatan, lagi mo sanang tatandaan, hanggang dibdib lang ng duck yan! =)<br /><br />Bakit hindi lalake ang nanganganak? Eh paano mo nga naman palalabasin dun ang bata? Ano yun, parang toothpaste?<br /><br />Masarap titigan ang taong mahal mo at isiping magkasama kayo. Masayang managinip, masayang mangarap, pero mas masaya sana kung habang tumititig ka, naghuhubad sya, di ba? hehehe<br /><br />Define Agony: It's like a one-armed man hanging at the edge of a cliff by his only arm with his butt devastatingly itchy. Define Doom: Kinamot nya! =)<br /><br />You may have someone in your heart and in your mind, you may have someone in your dreams and someone in your life but I am your someone when you have no one.<br /><br />A real friend not only goes out with you anywhere you go but also remembers you no matter how busy they are, who takes their time to say, "Hi Friend"<br /><br />I wish I was a tear in your eyes so that I can roll down on your cheeks, touch lips and die happy but if you were a tear in my eyes, I will try hard not to cry coz I'm afraid to lose you.<br /><br />You told me you miss me, but you don't. You told me you care for me but you don't. You told me I'm special but I'm not. Then you told me the truth that you don't love me, I smiled and said, "I know."<br /><br />Alone? I'll be your shadow. Afraid? Stay behind me. Wanna cry? Here's my shoulder. Need a hug? I'll embrace you tightly and say, "Whatever happens, you have me."<br /><br />Why do I text you? It's my choice. It's my way of saying I remember you. Why do I remember you? It's my choice. It proves that I care. Why do I care? I don't know, it's not my choice but my heart's.<br /><br />People like you are found only once in a lifetime. I want to be sure that I'm not going to spend that lifetime looking for another you! I'm happy I met you!<br /><br />I want my eyes to be your eyes so you could see how wonderful you are, I want my heart to be your heart so you could feel how much you mean to me, and I want my ear to be your ear so you could hear me whisper "I love you."<br /><br />We are like pencils, the best part in us is inside, we make marks as we touch other's lives. when we make mistakes, we can erase and we become better as we are sharpened.<br /><br />In love, never put yourself on a situation where you're not sure where you stand in a person's life. Never assume, never expect, so that if they choose to drop you, you have enough strength to move on.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-3486253652059173385?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8VR_b__dGj5YliBdcEkrkwNLIL8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8VR_b__dGj5YliBdcEkrkwNLIL8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8VR_b__dGj5YliBdcEkrkwNLIL8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8VR_b__dGj5YliBdcEkrkwNLIL8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/1Ev2UdgycCA" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/1Ev2UdgycCA/sms-pinoy-part-3.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/01/sms-pinoy-part-3.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3529876277329587095.post-5258388249250342593Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:01:00 +00002009-01-30T17:06:39.916-08:00SMS Pinoy part 2Embrace a pillow of happy thoughts to create wonderful dreams, a blanket of care to keep you warm all night and a prayer to protect you till the dawn comes. Good night!<br /><br />Don't think too much of the problems in life, they are just test papers given by God to see how much we are learning in His subject called "Life". If you think you failed, don't worry because He is always ready to give remedial classes. So, review through prayers and have the perfect score of "Happiness".<br /><br />Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you, not because they are not nice, but because you are nice. =)<br /><br />Easiest ways to die: 1. Have a cigar daily, you'll die 10 years early. 2. Have drinks daily, you'll die 30 years early. 3. Love someone you can't call your own, you'll die daily! =(<br /><br />Before you sleep, just gently lay every troubled thought away. Drop your burden and your care in the quiet arms of prayer because God never sleeps. Good night! Sweet dreams.<br /><br />If I'm an ant, pupunta ako sa arms mo, kakagatin kita as hard as I could. Syempre, papatayin mo ako! Then, as I draw my last breath, I'll whisper to your ears, "Sorry ha, nagpaparamdam lang."<br /><br />The secret of being young and gorgeous? Sleep the right amount of rest. Go with the right crowd. Exercise. Eat the right food and be my friend!<br /><br />A guy wanted to lose weight. He went to a diet center. It offered plan A or B. He took plan A. He was then taken to a room wherein a good looking naked girl with a "If you catch me, you can f*ck me!" sign was waiting for him. He never caught her but he lost 50 lbs! After 3 days, he decided to try plan B, thinking that it should be better. Excited, he quickly entered the room. A horse was in the room with a sign that says, "I will f*ck you if I catch you!" Waaaa!<br /><br />Forget mo na lang na nagkakilala tayo ha! Tutal, wala ka namang paki, di ba? Mas mabuti pang magkalimutan na lang tayo. Sawa na rin ako. Pero bago tayo magkalimutan, pwede bang hintayin muna nating maubos ang tubig sa dagat?<br /><br />Two wives shopping at market. Wife1: Mare, alam mo, tuwing makakakita ako ng patatas, naaalala ko ang itlog ng mister ko. Wife2: Oh, talaga? Bakit, ganyan kalaki? Wife1: Ano? Hindi noh, ganyan kadumi!<br /><br />A girl newcomer in hell complained to Satan: "Ang daming cute guys dito, kaya lang, ang liliit ng bird." Satan: "Gaga! Kung malaki yan, eh di para ka ring nasa heaven!"<br /><br />A woman gave birth to quadruplets. Upon seeing her husband, she got out of her hospital bed and slapped him shouting, "Kita mo ang epekto ng dog style!" =)<br /><br />Nasa bangka ka, kasama mo ang syota mong two-timer at yung bestfriend mong backfighter nang biglang lumubog yung bangka. Anong una mong sasagipin, yung bangka o yung sagwan? =)<br /><br />I believe that God created me to be your friend, He picked me out from all the rest coz He knows I'm the best! Ehem. Don't argue with God, bad yun!<br /><br />Sabi nila, ang taong maingay, bolero sa text. Tahimik, makulit sa text. Two-timer, sweet sa text. Stick to one, matipid sa text. Pero ang mga cute, eto, patext-text!<br /><br />Sa pag-aasawa daw ng tao, dapat nating tularan ang ibon na bago raw magpamilya, meron nang nakahandang pugad. Kaya kung ikaw ay mag-aasawa, huwag ka nang magpagawa ng bahay. Pugad na lang, mas mura pa! =)<br /><br />Magandang gabi po. Magtatanong lang po. Totoo po ba po na ang mga cute daw po ay magagalang po?<br /><br />Tatay: Anak, painumin mo ang kalabaw! Anak: Opo tay! Anak: Tay, ayaw uminom ng kalabaw eh! Tatay: Saan mo ba inilagay? Anak: Sa baso! Tatay: Sus! Katangang bata! Lagyan mo ng straw.<br /><br />Baka gusto mong magparamdam? Kasi, nakakainis ka! Gabi na eh, kanina pa kita hinihintay, hindi ka pa nagpaparamdam. Anong klaseng aswang ka?! Hindi ka marunong manakot! Good night!<br /><br />Ang tunay na cute, once in a lifetime lang magpapakita. Kaya kapag dumaan sa 'yo, aba! Tawagin mo! At sabihin mong, "kukote," saan ka pupunta? Dito ka muna, tabi tayo!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3529876277329587095-5258388249250342593?l=tagalogsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MgJcIQfSt18rmSlHrTW-Bhf4ckc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MgJcIQfSt18rmSlHrTW-Bhf4ckc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MgJcIQfSt18rmSlHrTW-Bhf4ckc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MgJcIQfSt18rmSlHrTW-Bhf4ckc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~4/yfP4Wyng-h8" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/PinoyTagalogSms/~3/yfP4Wyng-h8/sms-pinoy-part-2.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (---)0http://tagalogsms.blogspot.com/2009/01/sms-pinoy-part-2.html