tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-292111762024-03-19T09:32:44.563+01:00Random thoughts of a few scientists living and working in Heidelberg, GermanyLabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.comBlogger89125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-42957414230944306712008-03-16T14:02:00.003+01:002008-03-16T14:06:35.925+01:00Here are a few great points from <a href="http://www.abcb.com/misc/latt_03.htm">this list of wisdom</a><br /><ul><li><span style="font-size:100%;"></span></li><span style="font-size:100%;"><li><p>War sucks.</p></li> <li><p>You CAN have too many women.</p></li> <li><p>Smart people wear glasses.</p></li> <li><p>Music foreshadows plot.</p></li> <li><p>The less you care about sex, the more opportunities you'll get.</p></li> <li><p>(Inversely, the harder you try, the less you'll get.)</p></li> <li><p>When you die, make a long speech, and don't finish the last sentence.</p></li> <li><p>Snow means love.</p></li> <li><p>The best teams come in fives.</p></li> <li><p>In space, you can hear everything.</p></li></span><li><span style="font-size:100%;">All persons under the age of 50 can do a ten foot vertical jump from a standing position.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:100%;">The hero always loses the first fight with a new enemy.</span></li></ul>LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-46913424062686911332008-02-26T16:51:00.001+01:002008-02-26T16:51:55.416+01:00<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z7AWw7t5zj0&amp;rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z7AWw7t5zj0&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-42665238603410674722008-01-27T16:56:00.001+01:002008-01-27T16:56:28.288+01:00<object width="425" height="373"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DZDHQ9b9fbo&amp;rel=1&amp;border=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DZDHQ9b9fbo&amp;rel=1&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="373"></embed></object>LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-63976350562223278652008-01-26T07:39:00.000+01:002008-01-26T07:40:14.179+01:00<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.mydamnchannel.com/xml/mdc_embed.swf?episode=374"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.mydamnchannel.com/xml/mdc_embed.swf?episode=374" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="336"></embed></object>LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-78022638807240295252007-12-12T14:22:00.000+01:002007-12-12T14:24:00.426+01:00<h3 class="entry-header"><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2007/12/11/driveby-coffee-spitt.html">Drive-by coffee spitter arrested</a></h3>LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-25153296434358970962007-11-26T14:25:00.000+01:002007-11-26T14:30:12.166+01:00<embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/940235/best_wedding_dance_ever.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed> <br /><span size =" 1"><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/940235/best_wedding_dance_ever/">Best Wedding Dance Ever</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">Funny bloopers R us</a></span>LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-6413094733562094332007-11-19T13:38:00.000+01:002007-11-19T13:40:41.908+01:00<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/a26C6jiHTcw&amp;rel=1&amp;border=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/a26C6jiHTcw&amp;rel=1&amp;border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-57238923672433764892007-11-14T10:38:00.000+01:002007-11-14T10:48:20.157+01:00Haven't had a kitten related link for a while....<br /><br />thanks to ThirdChimpanzee.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3S4hNMqDhoo&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3S4hNMqDhoo&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>pipettemonkey2http://www.blogger.com/profile/07399254592863018358noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-44851078421306547092007-09-21T02:47:00.001+02:002007-09-21T02:47:50.081+02:00<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xFAWR6hzZek"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xFAWR6hzZek" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-28599397962220545292007-09-09T15:26:00.001+02:002008-12-11T10:38:46.019+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3npYewThJTEUd30tsaPQsqaRxlkDzHLAc4QurNAWzQhwQFFySsGqJIuxn4iU7J1EgZA2Nq0SBqYED5FNVbxijGN0V6ymNCIjzWSrpyyB8rfkbp0vFRLCrHIn614YrkwmaG6k5vQ/s1600-h/2890-450x-chalkart_5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3npYewThJTEUd30tsaPQsqaRxlkDzHLAc4QurNAWzQhwQFFySsGqJIuxn4iU7J1EgZA2Nq0SBqYED5FNVbxijGN0V6ymNCIjzWSrpyyB8rfkbp0vFRLCrHIn614YrkwmaG6k5vQ/s400/2890-450x-chalkart_5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5108195422347500738" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsFFofcai2r28Q2pSNNftWJpk-RrgYnPs0061ZC_5d_pYj-A3pqiNeDP7Jmp23hBcNsU_dJsVBK-uGfZQKvC0pvorILP8g_kprsLfHZ_ctJwlnFE90BTc9DK0OVv9OHzgB_l4Jpg/s1600-h/2889-450x-chalkart_4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsFFofcai2r28Q2pSNNftWJpk-RrgYnPs0061ZC_5d_pYj-A3pqiNeDP7Jmp23hBcNsU_dJsVBK-uGfZQKvC0pvorILP8g_kprsLfHZ_ctJwlnFE90BTc9DK0OVv9OHzgB_l4Jpg/s400/2889-450x-chalkart_4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5108195336448154802" border="0" /></a>LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-21022595701983952242007-09-09T09:01:00.000+02:002007-09-09T09:03:21.518+02:00This is just plain strange.... or perhaps its normal and I'm just really old fashioned.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.bettybeauty.com/">Betty Beauty</a><br /><br />(thanks Minna for the link)<br />(she claims she doesn't use it)LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-81708748117859011542007-08-27T13:06:00.000+02:002008-12-11T10:38:46.272+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKiicddb7P_b7wfjO9hUXaSJh-_qIqjVjpq7OOEnROBrfdoQmkVzeWWm1k3J74CNupoqAiWZfObLXbduPlar7RAjvkOpjtITE5NnWCsZLQWixx5QiCiwfiFLgnGDfw0afShD5otw/s1600-h/warning__.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKiicddb7P_b7wfjO9hUXaSJh-_qIqjVjpq7OOEnROBrfdoQmkVzeWWm1k3J74CNupoqAiWZfObLXbduPlar7RAjvkOpjtITE5NnWCsZLQWixx5QiCiwfiFLgnGDfw0afShD5otw/s400/warning__.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5103335361909398642" border="0" /></a>LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-5877370727136490522007-08-27T12:24:00.000+02:002008-12-11T10:38:46.575+01:00Saw this on a UMPC (little laptop) <a href="http://www.kohjinsha.com.sg/umpc.htm">website.</a>.. I think its a great ad for how to use the computer...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvf_4nJUn-nKOeqwAva-5A88cIgBeWnYupXtwnNNd59xzXoSjeRjBmNF3uVx0LWfz31CxfWvIR5NKfeMzuugCxS4pjNRDnOWa3Z6rAKHnYKEBz9Ul1i2jmEFb-D9uRXtupWckwtQ/s1600-h/12.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvf_4nJUn-nKOeqwAva-5A88cIgBeWnYupXtwnNNd59xzXoSjeRjBmNF3uVx0LWfz31CxfWvIR5NKfeMzuugCxS4pjNRDnOWa3Z6rAKHnYKEBz9Ul1i2jmEFb-D9uRXtupWckwtQ/s400/12.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5103324598721354850" border="0" /></a><br />Yep... you can use bathe with it, you can sleep with it, you can shit with it...<br /><br />I want one...LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-39516730354212782292007-08-23T04:44:00.000+02:002008-12-11T10:38:46.776+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUClPt5-m6WvNOPCrZvgh_-DWukK-6oXROeXipjJtLdpejqqQbAcOq0bcwD46FwDf-azYi-tceZxqGf9TbZTfrlDUn7OInpmOVbxJ357AxaHVyj5ewL6_z3I4YIPQ2iD_ivtjzsg/s1600-h/1202789443_ab6c754626.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUClPt5-m6WvNOPCrZvgh_-DWukK-6oXROeXipjJtLdpejqqQbAcOq0bcwD46FwDf-azYi-tceZxqGf9TbZTfrlDUn7OInpmOVbxJ357AxaHVyj5ewL6_z3I4YIPQ2iD_ivtjzsg/s400/1202789443_ab6c754626.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101721843311531218" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(via <a href="http://boingboing.net/">Boing Boing</a>)LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-90440116894409329442007-08-08T14:18:00.001+02:002008-12-11T10:38:46.986+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPx9jUVFO_H9Emnsnsu6L2ZyFohwLvB7EwQXVniYFNiEpIPZ32yIvP2ef33jhbHIMITavq2ST5YkvbSzIjnqAPsDCvbaHomkC02RDTtHOBm8k5nfo6APyrxXGblqJDLyYKcOCxOg/s1600-h/zombies.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPx9jUVFO_H9Emnsnsu6L2ZyFohwLvB7EwQXVniYFNiEpIPZ32yIvP2ef33jhbHIMITavq2ST5YkvbSzIjnqAPsDCvbaHomkC02RDTtHOBm8k5nfo6APyrxXGblqJDLyYKcOCxOg/s320/zombies.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096303142436985634" border="0" /></a>LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-81941366191471239402007-07-27T15:36:00.000+02:002007-07-27T15:37:01.712+02:00Captain subtext rides again....<br /><a href="http://films.thelot.com/films/41202">(First date short film)</a>LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-13623386236157223272007-07-27T13:12:00.000+02:002007-07-27T13:13:22.717+02:00<embed src="http://vid.adbrite.com/video/abplayer.swf" flashvars="vid=964792" quality="best" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="468" height="400" align="middle" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed>LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-63755188507786821902007-07-27T11:20:00.001+02:002007-07-27T11:21:00.040+02:00only in Japan could you turn stamping bits of paper into TV show<br />(although she is really fast)<br /><embed src="http://vid.adbrite.com/video/abplayer.swf" flashvars="vid=963026" quality="best" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="468" height="400" align="middle" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed>LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-76367336785073641932007-07-27T11:14:00.000+02:002007-07-27T11:15:34.818+02:00Damn this stuff is cool...<br />Here's a short advert<br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lW_9SYaWAQg"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lW_9SYaWAQg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />and a few much longer (and cooler) films<br /><a href="http://tochka.jp/pikapika/">Pikapika</a>LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-32418619009487441562007-07-27T09:59:00.000+02:002007-07-27T10:01:21.074+02:00From the <a href="http://www.kanyewest.com/?content=video_cant_tell_alt">Kanye West site </a>(so I guess it's official)<br />pure genius... (via boing boing)LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-40189540134824478642007-07-22T16:57:00.000+02:002007-07-22T16:58:01.205+02:00<a href="http://www.onmylist.com/category/miscellaneous/Best_or_worst_Pickup_Lines_1">Pickup lines</a>LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-3493593944725057132007-07-05T16:54:00.001+02:002007-07-05T16:54:59.528+02:00<a href="http://www.poodwaddle.com/worldclock.swf">World clock</a>: Watch the world do things as the clock ticks.LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-13081545475384616102007-07-03T18:00:00.001+02:002008-12-11T10:38:47.826+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgThhycGV4_2EMJpD7PzzZH9wT-bdr1VZrTMemslHXRXoAKgkqQ1D3ft2KOlltEaLIWfXTyrEBzQC5HfQiukMEhBHA0NENRdK2gWQed7HUoB7EgjZlhB0v1VqngtFb_f2Vewk_GTw/s1600-h/esterne021542580207155235_big.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgThhycGV4_2EMJpD7PzzZH9wT-bdr1VZrTMemslHXRXoAKgkqQ1D3ft2KOlltEaLIWfXTyrEBzQC5HfQiukMEhBHA0NENRdK2gWQed7HUoB7EgjZlhB0v1VqngtFb_f2Vewk_GTw/s400/esterne021542580207155235_big.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5083001478460899746" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> (Thanks Bambi)LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-62327541574530646812007-06-29T11:44:00.000+02:002007-06-29T11:45:18.948+02:00<embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/681928/crazy_drumming_down_34th_st.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br /><span size =" 1"><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/681928/crazy_drumming_down_34th_st/">Crazy Drumming Down 34th St.</a> - <a href="'http://www.metacafe.com/'">The most amazing home videos are here</a></span>LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29211176.post-38426283843907439602007-06-29T11:19:00.001+02:002008-12-11T10:38:48.115+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhA-df5yKJuZ-yAgwbykWTQBByYHVGYzrdsWAM-b46SkRJvaAGxpoMX6-ejwL1Gh2KkpqYq65h7l81Nm9Ou6Ksjxl-o9-_0_924pPEuEZY1yPvhbUHhHOuUYzGsJTUGEaRm43IVRw/s1600-h/FAQZZ0IS10EQB0A7OE.MEDIUM.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhA-df5yKJuZ-yAgwbykWTQBByYHVGYzrdsWAM-b46SkRJvaAGxpoMX6-ejwL1Gh2KkpqYq65h7l81Nm9Ou6Ksjxl-o9-_0_924pPEuEZY1yPvhbUHhHOuUYzGsJTUGEaRm43IVRw/s200/FAQZZ0IS10EQB0A7OE.MEDIUM.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5081413672001241458" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.instructables.com/id/E39K0TXETPEQB0A7F8/">Here's a nice quick way to get revenge on annoying labmates...</a><br /><br />(or to get rid of groups of teenagers hanging around your house)<br /><br />(could be used as a summer student repellant)LabMonkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14620405974135525114noreply@blogger.com0